TUALE TO GOV SOLUDO FROM MKPISI .

Good Morning Prof ,Gov Soludo,

I come this morning grinning from teeth to teeth because you cut it in the middle with Trading miscreants of the State.

Infact inyelu fa overdose and taught them lesson in hard way.

They held the state to Isi Aja Aja on this outsourcing our mutual trading benefits to outer states and hid same under flimsy banners of agitators , whereas the proponents of IPOB and marketers of Sit at home , crafty avoided their own states and using Anambara as playground.

In Abia they don't even know what is Sit at home,in Ebonyi it's unheard off ,but in ANAMBRA they simply created a pseudo fear through market and stutter unions.

Now the Governor awanye go fa pampers, and seems he is not even ready to negotiate with them ,he rather summon them and gave them instructions that can't be debated..

Well ,since the miscreant say "Nnamdi Kanu is another saviour" ,they should do quick and bring him to save,as Soludo have moved on with his program of Governance.

Yesterday he met with traders in the State ,here are the Riot act ,he read to them ,and it's not subject to debate .

I herewith present the details as itemized by Gwen -

"Outcome of the meeting with Onitsha Main Market and Gov Soludo:

1. Security will be provided every Monday 

2. Attendance will be taken at every line. If you fail to come on Monday, your shop will be revoked.

3. He will demolish main market and will rebuild it in 2 years 

4. All illegal structures will be demolished 

5. Widening of young street to accommodate car park

#Governor Soludo then presented two options to traders to choose:

(1) First option:

To either level the market and build another one with its original master plan in two years

 or

(2) Second option:

Resume Mondays, mark attendance, Regenerate the market, demolish illegal structures and Plaza;  there will be spaces and car parks.

Compiled by:  Gwen Chiamaka Ifeson "

The only caveat is that ,he gave them option to PROTEST the above,but you can only protest in your Room , Beer parlour with Nkwobi and Cold Beer, at Night Vigil without noises that will cause Nuisance and after all the above,you must abide with his commandments without removing anything from the necessary policy Maka odinma ANAMBRA State.

We stand with him on this ,as we are done watching stick holders beating the state with malice, it's either you reside in ANAMBRA and respect the laws of the Land ,or Anambara will show you that laws are made for you and not you for the law.

Next, Dear Gov Soludo... it's time you look into those Ndi mbialu mbialu that reside in some village houses,then use juju to mefie the owner Anya ,atimes they will make owner never to set foot at home.

When they do ,the ground may be too hot for them and they ran away and allow onye mbialu mbialu to inherit the house in proxy,they confiscate every thing including Farm produce.

If only some Ministry will work with Town Vigilantes,so Vigilante will investigate all houses and make sure the owners are not bottled in bondage,if they are ,the State will conduct forceful deliverance. Because ógwú adighi atu Government but individual.

I am Dibia ónu ike,last Born Mpa Nnukwu,Nwa Chukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Mkpisi Ndi Egede, Special Adviser on Good Governance (Unpaid).

 EPISODE OF BLOCKING NIGER BRIDGE BY ASSUMED MAIN MARKET BOYS,the teaching from the gods , written by Mkpisi.

Certain Mob Decision always appear senseless and cruel,as if what Gov Soludo called the state is pure,when he called us IPOAS ( ILLITERATE POPULATION OF ANAMBRA STATE) .

There was discrepancy between the Governor and Traders and he started with the largest market to instill discipline,he said trading activities of the market will be quenched for one week as deterrent to sabotage of the abolished SIT AT HOME 

ostracization. 

As Chief Security Officer of the State,he has so many hidden powers and so many things can be revoked under Security threat,we all know that the Governor has powerful allegiance to APC making him APC by heart, and APC wants to hurt Anambara by all means . Moving on -

When he made the instant decision of closure of the market for 6 added days ,that would be the time Executive of the Market would've stepped in and pacify the Governor by meeting and assuring him that it won't repeat itself,that it was fear of the Un-Known that caused initial  non compliance,they would've lamented and the Governor would've promised them thorough security protection on Mondays ,but instead they went out in demonstration against executive order, which is a mistake judging from history of the Governor.

Yes ,they have right to demonstrate but should know that while they do,if hoodlums causes any havoc,  Main market should never be open until they fix whatever destruction that happened during the demonstration even if it wasn't directly connected,the Governor can call the market Den of miscreants and extend the closure while investigation is carried,which only him can tell when it's done,it might take longer period away from the original 6 days.

Demonstration about closure of market is what some people used and block Head Bridge,as what if I may ask ?.

What's the difference between closing down markets on Monday and closing Head Bridge?

what are the benefits to the market?what did it add as plus?

Let me simply wonder,how about if things fall apart and everything got escalated as some of the minions on the Protesters assumed?

Let's say the President takes interest,do you think he will ask any of you or ask the Governor to explain?

We know our Governor doesn't talk with discernment,he might tell the President that the place in dispute bu ebe Ndi na Azó biafuru jiri melu Ngbakó nzuko,then what do we think the Man that hated us with passion will do?

Read my lips ,ntighi enyelu uzele aka,that place ga anozi na God have Mercy.

While elders Advise us to sweep pod of leaking water before it turns to Pond and move on to Pool is because,it cost less to repair tartars while it's just small but when it gets larger,it becomes a difference scenario.

Blocking head bridge may prompt touts to take over,but be rest assured that whatever the outcome must be paid by Main market as closed ,and even if the Governor listened to Elites which is not likely,he may escalate payments in the market to what you can't believe.

Before you ask a newly birthed mother what's the Sex of the baby ,look her on the face and know if there's smile or bitterness.

The most Stewpid thing from the demonstration is where those Idijiots where singing and hailing MNK as saviour,so when others misinterpret that as Center for IPOB activity,imalu na arú melu. 

You should know that those turu the young Man nga nweta his acolytes,they will make them sacrificial pigeons.

Plus , Once this protest grew bigger,be rest assured that there may accidental discharge and multiple arrest will follow, that's another headless situation .

Make haste while the Sun shine .

Nakpuo nu na Uno ,ka Ndi okenye je yoba Nwoke isuÔfia,even we will start writing him redemption theme ,so he can mellow , trying to flex muscle with him ,can never gain you anything.

Ka ana ejegodi,but mark this my words, if this is not curbed,ûnû ga ebe anyam anyam..

Mkpisi Ndi Egede shaking with fear.

 DOES GOVERNOR SOLUDO HAS THE POWERS TO FORCE YOU TO OPEN YOUR SHOP ? ...THEN THE SILENT TRUTH, Written by Mkpisi, Special Adviser on Good Governance.

Good Morning Social Menace called Media,welcome to truth ungarnished with POg.

Yes,so many people have questioned the rational behind the Governor closing main market and many asking if he has the powers to ask somebody to Open personal owned shop on Monday.

Now ,let's take a walk through that Evil forest and don't forget we shall also ghólú Ûbe edolú iyi in the process and when we wander and get farmished.

Main Market is a known trading place in ANAMBRA belonging to individuals,which makes it their choosing right to decide what to do and what not to do ?.

Question..Do we know that the Governor can scrap the leading Union and appoint even Non traders as caretakers or even permanent leadership of the self owned shops?. Even Heaven won't whisper in dispute.

So where did he get the powers to do so ? 

Do we  know that the Governor can decide that Ógbó ógwú a known individual owned market at Head bridge can be moved to Utomkom the next day and once he made the pronouncement,it has become do able ? 

What gave him the powers of such pronouncement?

Now ,let me make it easier for you to understand.

As long as there's State road leading to that place ,as long as there's State facilities serving the place,as long as there's State Security apparatus overseers the place,Fire service covers it ,that makes it under the jurisdiction of the State and listen , 

Even if those things are not there but the address is covered as AHIA Mkpodu OBOSI , Anambara State ,that it's has ANAMBRA State address makes it under the supervision of the number one citizen of the state .

Such powers makes Governor to decide who is Igwe of one Tiny Town without much produce,whatever it gives , it's still under the state and he is number one and manager general of the State.

I am not in love with Soludo or any other APGA Governor because they OWE ME big time and since they owe me ,I have no reason to praise them but I always call things as it is,so nobody can say Gov Soludo paid me to write in his favor. What I am doing is rather to enforce sense into some of those imported charlatans that are protesting instead of negotiating .

They refused to let Anambara be ,they force sit at home while other South East states did not recognize same Craft, making it LOPSIDED antics.

Let me also tell us ,this same Governor break Record of tearing APGA in parts and nothing happened.

He took Episcopal interference into state Governance flush same into Sewage and as the Bishops were fuming, the man na aghúri Eze as if na ódighi Anu ife ógbú na ekwú..

This is Governor that pushed so many houses Down for expansion of Road and while it rages ,owelu cotton wool kwuchie Nti.

This is a Governor that can kó ónu with any high profiled person without thinking of using Euphemistic parlance and he will still sleep sound after .

Is that the same man ka traders na apiri ókpó?.

The man that called entire state IPOAS (ILLITERATE POPULATION OF ANAMBRA STATE) and nothing happened.

Listen to Dibia ónu ike, make una no go head on with him ,if una do,ota unu ka aki and even use your ichere to make bonfire .

You all should relax and allow your exco to handle it and or Elders to Wade in ,do not forget na ejiro Vaulance to tackle leech resting on testicles.

Why I am saying so is because,once he make pronouncement, Security arms will enforce ssme to the later.

Off the Record (Most people do not know the meaning of the word..off the Record was a metaphor used when Journalist uses tape Recorder for interview,so after they will review and transcript word for word ,so when it get to erea where the guest don't want on print or on broadcast,he will say OFF THE RECORD..Once you off the Record,it becomes friendly chat which can't be quoted or broadcasted )

So I off the Record as I whisper to the Governor..Sir there are too many shanties littering the market, parks converted to shops by greedy Chairmen, buildings looking like ancient of days.

Now that you are barbing the market,kindly shave the beads as well ,kindly wander into the market with original Map and return the status quo, so that all the shanties constituting nuisance shall be let go and the market will take back the shape of her originality.

I remain yours Special Adviser on Good Governance (Unpaid) .

Mkpisi Ndi Egede na ede with precision, Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi, Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Ógba Ntutukó ma obido Igba afa.

Pen of the gods and pain to the rotten.

 Uzuegbuna Okagbue perspective on Closure of Main market,a night of dispute with Mazi Odera POg JP.

At the dawn of yesterday, Monday the 26 of January 2026 ,when I was comparing rebuttals and cataloguing stances of Citizens that matters on the Closure of Main market by the Governor ,I read where Uzuegbunam Okagbue known mainly as "Uzu ga atu na Central " , who ran as Deputy Governor Aspirant to Chief Paul Chukwuma on YPP platform, the Party that came in with charge that startled the status quo when they announced courageously to the state that JOY WAS COMING,while the Status quo answered Let there be no Joy.

Uzu supported Gov Soludo with his Full Chest on this matter ,while I have my dissent with ways and means of the annulment.

See his reaction -

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/18BR67U1CJ/

It was an evening I called Intellectual pingpong,where many things were debated, knowledge garnered and points raised ,but among other things,I prefer to concentrate on the market closure and UZU ga atu perspective.

Ezennia which is Title name of Uzu ,said that Gov Soludo did an excellent thing by announcing the closure of main market and he said he will support if he will even add a little punitive ,then I disagreed with him and citing security assurance to the Traders and having mind rubbing with executive and leadership of markets ,so that Obi ga Abu Ófú.

I tried to explain insecurity trepidation in minds of traders.

I said Gov Soludo should have mounted security on the market entrances and corridors for reassurance and to serve as moral Booster to the Traders.

Uzu retaliated , while serving Gov Willie Obiano "Akpokue Dike" that they tried that carrot method to lay same thing to rest ,but it failed flat because most of the market leadership are sympathetic to the IPOB cause and ,the market leaders clearly wants to establish a Hub that will box trading economy of the State to strangulation.

He alluded that ,those birds dancing on the city path ,have drummer in the Bush directing the dance steps. He said na Ugwu muta igbaji Ukwu, Agadi Nwanyi amuta arikata Ezue ike.

He said that all 67 markets in ANAMBRA State (this is my first time of knowing we had that large number of trading places in the state ,but I pretended that I know while the argument lingers) is under massive control of Non Anambraians , especially from a state that doesn't have Love for the state nor good plans for survival of the State ,that they have caged the markets and stylishly wanting to frustrate the Internal Generated Revenue ,so they can weaken the growth and resolve of the State and in my mind ,I remembered how sleeper Agents work for Russians In America.

He insisted that what market like main market is doing is to breathe Air of continual insecurities in the state,even when they knew that the state is safe now ,that main market simply wants to serve as bad influence to other markets,he added that deterrent should suffice.

In conclusion ,he said most market leaders are Sympathetic to IPOB and may have preferred to  sabotage the state plan to reconvene normalcy which has been bane of Anambara the gateway to South East.

He said if election should be conducted today in a free and fair status for market leadership in the State, that no Aborigine shall win anything, because the domination of markets by Non state actors are alarming.

I still have my angle of agitation,but coming from somebody who served with a Governor as un- announced  "Special duties" among other position including Chief Protocol and deputy Chief of Staff,I simply sheath my sword with a feeling of He who argues and resign his stance will have his second chance of arguing on another topic.

I am Last Born Mpa Nnukwu, Nwa Chukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Paracetamol Ndi Politics, Political analyst with feathers, Media Consultant with Onyokometer, Ógba Ntutukó ma obido Igba afa, Mkpisi Ndi Egede na ede with precision. Gentleman with Truth decanter.

I say Good morning to all .

 ÓHÚ NA ÓGÓDÓ WELU KEE NSI , DURING NNEWI CATHEDRAL UNVEILING, When the People made Gubernatorial rating.. written by Mkpisi.

Either Political master piece or Political Osmosis at Nnewi Cathedral, but the truth is that competition were laid to rest at the alter of óbúró aharó esibe ogonogo.

Waves of "Akacham" has come and blew some debris into the eyes of Religious Chess masters ,even when they were caught with Pants on fire ,they still think they can bamboozle all with ecclesiastical Touch not quotation ,but that's a bit digression from the article in view ,coming back to terms ..

As the Church Auditorium were Jam packed because the Cathedral built by Late Senator Ifeanyi Ubah,who represented ANAMBRA South Senatorial,where he carved his name on Diamond board,he butchered the return of Serving senator in the South with insignificant party called YPP ,that's capacity with bulldozing chaplet,he went to Senate and became a voice with octave,though currently his seat got coded to someone who can't attempt fitting into his Sock,not to talk about his shoe.

Well ,he posited that he will take over the Seat of Governance in Agu Óka,a feat everybody know is not a mirage but a dream drawn in reality and soaked with witnesses among the living.

As Creme la creme of Roman Catholic pundits sat in rapt attention in the auditorium all pretending to have charismatic apparel ,many positioned self within Camera catching aisles,the Bishops were looking at Dignitaries and wondering which of them shall DO THE NEEDFUL to the pockets of the Men in Cassock after the official opening of the Edifice.

The Stage was set both with Episcopal trading and spiritual formula.

Right down the ending part of the Church Auditorium ,sat a Man whose swag is dynamically intimidating,who caught ANAMBRA when it was made Home for all criminals and turn it to light of the Nation.,

He made ANAMBRA to be connected with his vast Road network which he built through all towns in the state and he created Spurs so much that , going through the state seems like minutes .

The State breathed sigh of relief and indigenes became proud of being onye Anambara.

A man who peeked at the purse of the State and saw the Gigantic borrowing and sadness littering the state and he decided to cut cost of Governance to save and boost the dwindled economy ,which he was able to do without fanfare and ,at the end of his Golden tenure,he opened a report card where he itemized ka ije si Welu jee na the state,as he came ,he saw the economical cancerous tumor in the state ,he surgically removed them all and handed a breathing state to predecessor.

With his usual silent mien,he sat at the rejected part of the auditorium,place reserved for the down throdden ,and the wardens of the Church sighted him out as we know na Oke Efi adighi ezo na ata , then send word to officiating Bishop,who decided to announce him without touch or feelings,but...

The magic was that a sitting Governor were praised, padded with accolades and the Auditorium sat still ,but once the Bishop said "I heard that Former Governor of Anambara State is with us ,Mr Peter Obi" ..

The Spiritual song started in heaven where I heard the Angels singing "Enú nwuru Ókû, Ani nwuru Ókû" and organic Love started pouring like rain, uproar soaked with ecstasy filled the Hall ,even the Men on Cassock were clapping and applauding the presence of a Man who the Incumbent said is wane and who he love to mock but always compete with the man's silhouette.

Well result kpórú onwe ya as the love exposed is what we call ORGANIC.

The love was massive and intimidating.

That lesson is what is called akpúkpó Ukwu Nwelu size ,it marked the difference between local champion and international Champion.

Peter Obi is a Man you can't taint, taunt or tarnish,as HE is always the sound of music ,and his name makes even Okada Rider to become a national legislator,washed out politicians became renewed, as we speak,ife ahú belu last time ,may repeat self,but this time,we must put the qualified ,and those ejirim guzue will not be found within the line leading to the waves .

I remain Mkpisi Ndi Egede na ede with precision, minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Ógba Ntutukó ma obido Igba afa.

Getting ready to head to church with his Ekpere na Abu while humming Abu 154.

 Nigerians ,come let me give us an expose on Igbo ,so we can deal with them mercilessly, written by Mkpisi.

Ndigbo is to pluralize the name,but onye Igbo in singularize same ,so I am talking about Ndigbo ,the mother.

Just know that we are not IBO as some calls us , but Igbo ,if you remove the g then it's no Longer the Tribe that attracts favor from God , we are not called Igbo (s) But Ndigbo,this are just the foundation, so that we can have the texture needed to get the tribe into Coven for the desired sacrifice as designed by this article.

One thing about that Dog -gone tribe is that ,the gods wired them with Special amulet,then Divinity wore them Cloak of Super Power which on street Jango called Divine Odeshi ,so to beat them ,you got to beat the tribe belief in the gods and the allegiance to Almighty God ,if not you are trying to kick a jumping Toad into difficult position,but the kick will turn out to be lift extended to the hopping flog,which boils down to giving the Toad first class Flight.

Ndigbo are not ordinary,they were created with Divine Certain intention,so to get the antidote,one must understand the makings of the antidote,if not ,it will continue to be effort in futility.

Ndigbo are known as Ojemba enwe iro (Sojourner without malice ) they waltz into Witches Coven and even the witches will start learning the act of witchcraft from them , because they will bring innovation and improvise witch hunting into the game of admirers .

Even Satan Wrote petition to God , not go send Ndigbo to Hell , he said if they enter Hell,they will manufacture Air-condition and douse the Fire.

 Dumped them inside a sewage where there's no hope of survival,just come back in few years and they must have turned the sewage into artificial paradise with Vacation touche which will attract you even to relocate and reside in such a newly created splendor. It's just Ónarú chi.

The only thing that facilitate the growth is persecution,  they have unparalleled MOU with Divinity,once you put an igbo person into horrible position,the gods steps inn just like they did with Daniel in Lions Den,so to stop them from Progressing with amazing speed ,stop antagonizing them ,but the danger on that is,if you give them level playing field,they will modify the field, recalibrate the game ,teach you the game to extent that you will Wonder what stopped you from seeing the game as he made it , because it will start being Fun and lovely,with lots of enjoyable stuff around the dreadful game .

You will start living and not struggling.

In Spiritual Rheam they call Ndigbo NWACHI (Son of God or even the gods) but tribal gods calls them omuta ógbakaria (Dancer that dances better than the Coach).

If an Igbo moves into any undeveloped territory,with useless and hopeless Land,it will take him less than 3 years to turn the place to El Dorado, the lands will become buyable and bankable,the houses will receive the transferred love and the habitation will soar ,then the town will turn round to paradise,but one thing again is  ,once you start envying them ,then the metaphor of SUN shining around them and darkness enveloping surrounding will come into play,just like the carnage of Passover in Egypt.

Ndigbo are like EYES 👀 of Divinity in Global space ,which is why , there's no breathing space globally that you can't see an Igbo thriving, if there is ,just know that even Satan can't dwell with the place.

Don't misunderstand this piece , it's not eulogy of Ndigbo,but decapitation of them but before doing it right,they must be x-rayed,studied and then dismantled ,now I am only helping to bring an expose about them.

We remember what happened in Egypt when they imprisoned Joseph who was serving the house of Potiphar the Prime minister ? 

They think they have quenched the blight but they didn't understand the ways of God , because they underestimated the importance of Joseph,God planned Famine that would've caused annihilation in Egypt,but they survived because they brought out Decanter of the wise and it Divined for them that Solution lies with the one they persecuted,they survived,sorry not survived but triumphed by moving that Dude from prison to the throne.

Just also like Israel lifted Jephtah from exile to the throne.

Just as you don't light a candle and put it under the bucket and lock same in a closet,if you do,you will continue to stumble and falling.

Now it's confirmed that we love suffering in Nigeria,and we kept repeating idiotic mistakes,we can continue doing so or we go back and read the minutes of the last meeting which said and I quote "Survival and elevation of Nigeria as a Nation di Ndigbo na aka" , having said the above ,let me study my telescope to see which side Trump is focusing.

I am Last Born Mpa Nnukwu by right, Nwa Chukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya by ordination ,Mkpisi Ndi Egede na ede with precision, Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi ,Ógba Ntutukó ma obido Igba afa ,Paracetamol Ndi Politics, Political analyst with feathers, Media Consultant with Onyokometer, Útali Ndi múó, Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa.

The Man that Use Truth to do Salaka and with enough magnanimity that even when you reject same ,he will shove it down your throat with Joy and smiles.

 The Metaphor of REST IN PEACE, written by Mkpisi Ndi Egede.

The word RIP has been bastardized to extent that Ndigbo brutalized even the malnourished remnant of it.

When somebody dies, Instead of rest in peace ,it will start with rest in Mortuary,so the person will Chill like Azú Fridge.

Then the family will manufacture enough tears ,sorry no more tears for the death,so we can manage to create WhatsApp group of companies,where we use the name of the death to start fund raising.

That fund raising is debt you will continue to pay until you are too weak to operate your phone, so what's the benefit ?.

What is beffitting burial for a Person who died and wasn't interned at the right time ?.

What is the benefit of packing somebody inside fridge like Azú Fridge?.

Must we borrow ,sale properties,create nuisance just to give somebody what we call beffitting burial and then have unbefitting debt ?.

The decorations around Casket and place of it's display makes burial ceremonial and no longer mourning event.

Canopies and VIP LOUNGE is bigger and better than wedding sef ,and the expense is ear irritating.

The money spent on eateries, drinks, gift, house repainting prior, landscaping to impress guests...makes Burial a unique event and no Longer mourning event.

Such absurdities is why killing doesn't cause goose bumps again ,way before now ,it takes maturity to see corpse,but now ,even children will use meat cleaver to Dissect human anatomy without fear or stress.

We have buried distress over the death ,we invented gross expenditure instead.

We should bring back our respect for the death,not wastage we call burial.

The money we spent on a death body ,if we had spent 20% on the corpse while alive ,the person would've lived more and had Living in peace.

There is nothing like Rest in peace for somebody who died of hunger,who died in penury,who died because there's no money for medication,all the monies used for the burial is just merchandising.

Ndigbo, it's time we go back to Mourning,it shall start with burying of rich people ,so that the  poor will breath a relief and hide under the Cloak of the rich to cut burial obscene .

Good Morning as I wail with hope that even the Church will start doing something about it , tradition will nail it to the cross ,so our land can be saturated with kindness and not forcing boys to go into rituals so they can display money on any family burial events,if none is available, they may even facilitate one.

I am Dibia ónu ike, don't expect me to use Euphemism to address anomalies.

Also call me Ógbantutukó ma mbido Igba afa,as I peek into my Decanter and lay the dinge as it is without sugar coating.

I am Mkpisi Ndi Egede that writes with precision and provocation.

 A revisit to ANAMBARA SOUTH SENATORIAL,the APGA Blunder ,a POLITICAL Slight, written by Mkpisi Ndi Egede.

After the shocking Death of Senator Ifeanyi Ubah,a replacement election was called to replace him at the hallow Chambers,it was a tense moment for all patties ,INEC added to the confusion when they refused to clarify the qualification for contest, politicians were ruining around in outer confusion.

Resources wasted,time garnished and emotion ran high, especially while trying to permutate on the class of the election,which was shrouded in secrecy.

While Southern Senatorial Zone search for replacement to that Pragmatic Macho Politician,the rest were watching with keen interest, because the Shoe 👟 they are looking for fitting leg is giant one.

APGA using the State resources, bringing all the might and Myth of APGA to fore just to bamboozle Decent democracy , with the Charismatic notion that "Nkea bu Nke anyi" ,a centrifugal witch hunt.

APGA took the First spot even when the vacuum was specifically for YPP the erstwhile ownership of the mandate , forget the porting of the candidate which is another Political labyrinth to be discussed in future POLITICAL bia ka ekwue, but APGA Started a macabre dance ,which climaxed when they used the weakest link as flag bearer , produced by the Governor after he uselesed the powers reposed on his chosen Conclave.

The Conclave annointed Chief Ebuka Onunkwo known as CEO of Seahorse congromereate,but for fears of having a southern Power broker taking or challenging his future dream ,he threw all Political PERMUTATION under the bus, many other better candidates were thrown out as well ,but the main Target was the Ihembosi Born and Cotonu Trading Czar , Nigerian industrialist with feathers,well ,the Governor kicked him out with spiced prejudice,but the Young Man refused to dump APGA,which is what a regular politician would've done,but he is a Ezeafójúrú politician ,a different breed.

The man APGA shoved down the position, despite all the pre warnings on the gigantic nature of the vacancy,seems to be completely overwhelmed by situation in the Chamber,since his inauguration as Senator, nothing have been heard in the Senate with his signature or even where voice votes come to play,his own voice were muted.

Now,it's time to prepare a befitting replacement,to give Hope to South, especially one who can't be swallowed by paraphernalia of the Senate. 

Coming back from digression -

I Started looking at him(seahorse ) with some kind of admiration when after getting kicked in his Solar plexus by the Governor of APGA,he Donated 50 Million Naira to the man who they gave his people enthused mandate,and I said Waoooo ,that's a class act .

A situation where others would've worked against the Man used in his place of equity ,but he gave him capacity fund and use his own Money to make sure the Man won in his Local Government, that's an act of a Good Man and POLITICAL CZAR,this shows while he excelled exceedingly well in his business.

During Rerun election or bye election as INEC Prefer to call it ,I peeked into my Decanter and I said it Crystal clear that Aga apiawa Sea Horse Azú ,never knew it will be Mpiawa Azu with Governor's apparel and spectre (Golden Mpiawa Azu).

Now as Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa,I can say with the preview from my Decanter,that he has the POLITICAL Aces in his favor.

As Ógba Ntutukó ma obido Igba afa I will ka ókala tulee(Classical Divination ),even touch my ófó na Aja ani and proclaim that he deserved the position,he has shown commitment and good fellowship even to those who Smith him ,it shows he wasn't in the business Maka ego Nri,after all he has been eating before the diner or using Igbo lingua "Odi ime Welu jebe na oke".

Now ,what I can say is ,Inyinya Mmiri is a Potential of the South,any party that worth the Onus should poach him , because he took the POLITICAL warehouse of Ifeanyi Ubah not as a product but as equal , Making him a perfect fit and not a puppet,he is replicating the philanthropic enigma of Ifeanyi Ubah and he has Dip Pocket , making one to wonders ,what is he even aspiring for in the Senate to get ? 

I do not know if he is still a bonafide member of APGA ,but I can say without swirling waters in my mouth that if ADC should poach him and got him inside,APGA will shit in the pants..

Stay tuned as we roll out of Onyokometer to look deeply into the Chronicles of APGA Mpiawa Azu.

Mkpisi Ndi Egede peeking at 2027 with lenses of Ndi Egede.

 Convoy Madness on Anambara Roads,a reflective opinion, written by Mkpisi.

I know you have money in quantum,but must you constitute Nuisance on our road just to advertise na inwelu Ego ,but lack working Sense?.

Oppressing the poor Road users with your convoy according to your  strength is what my Old Man can simply conclude in adumbration "Ara di na udi" (Madness has categories).

Many of the Convoys on the road are showing rascality and indiscipline persona ,just an eccentric behavior found in circumstantial pheasants,which should be liken to onye amaró na óga echi ózó, Omesia Chie ózó, ogbagide eriri ózó orue na ikpere (One who doesn't know that he can be Inducted into Ózó Dynasty,if eventually he is inducted,he will wear Anklet to the knee level , making it glaring that he has arrived and have achieved life long dream).

During Christmas ,New Year , all other festivities and celebrations surrounding the event when Alaigbo are filled by returness, you see Big Men riding on Convoy of 5 Empty Black Vehicles with Empty Brain,how can you be riding against traffic in a congested environment? Which you know  many other vehicles will follow you trying to use the advantage of security clearance and completely block both Roads.

Yet you encourage your convoy to go against traffic ,maybe you think you are important instead of impotent. 

All road users are important and some of the people you meet on simple Car moving slow and steady in that same go slow you wants to run away from ,are richer than you but with Home training.

If not madness,tell me why you should be dragging Empty vehicles along the road just to announce your presence? When you know it's provocative to our Youths ,who will eventually enter into some Demonic money making, trying to Ape you and your flaunting of wealth.

Sure, it's showing off your wealth,but afflicting pains on the Masses,makes you replica of Very Bad government ,whereas you are not even elected or appointed into one.

That move of showing off is what my Mother will say "Ekwensu nodu na Agû na akpó ókú,  úfódú anodu na Uno na aza ya"( When Satan is calling from the Desert, some will be answering from home) ,with the Brutal insecurities that held our land to suffocating grip all this Years ,I thought it would've been a lesson to us,so we can stop prooding the youths into thinking that money comes easy .

If truly you are in a hurry,you use your security to clear the cause of the hold up ,just ask them to get down and move to the starting mess , address the cause of the problem and there will be free passage,not you go against traffic, adding to the chaos and madness.

You can continue rolling out Vehicles and using them all at once just to bamboozle the audience with little or no hope to have 2 amputated meal per Day,it's your right ,we all agree ,at same time it's right of bad boys to see you as potential package that will give them enough ransom. 

Just stop advertising self as very good and juicy Bounty, thereby putting your family and protective details into harms way ,as we know that those boys that want it all without transparent ways and means,are totally heartless to consider risks that put many people in harms way.

If Men who has no Political or leadership powers can perambulate as Nuisance with Empty Automobile just to show off wealth ,just to answer Okaka (mighty) ,imagine if any of them becomes the Governor,or say the president,they will seal off regular roads and mark it off road to citizens, while they drag convoy of 200 Empty vehicles,so people can gnash teeth while they pass.

Maybe you re waiting for altercation with Government traffic agencies,so you can flex muscle and show that you know who knows who,just know you are empty and you think that making noise will validate you.

The madness should be cured by fire and by force.

I remain Mkpisi Ndi Egede na ede with precision, Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi, Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Obele Nwa Mpa Nnukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Paracetamol Ndi Ara .

Do not forget that truth is my standard, accept it with good Faith or I shove it down your throat with smiles the choice is yours.

 Frank analysis of ANAMBARA CHRISTMAS 2025, written by Mkpisi Ndi Egede.

There was total security calmness throughout the State,as Údó ga achi Men mount physical perimeter protection on our soil and save our souls as reason for the quietness or that the predators suspended action and join in the Yuletide or they got settled to appear calm, whatever it paid as there was to tensed moment,even night crawling came back with fury.

The brand of Cars displayed on ANAMBRA roads are fantastically fantastic ,as if there was no dread in the past , ANAMBRA was so loaded with activities that I asked Mpa Nnukwu (as last Born ) ma Jisos obudi onye ANAMBRA,as we celebrate more than Ndi muru Jisos and more than Jisos himself.

The display was so loud that when I saw one Car called CYBER TRUCK cruising around town with full paraphernalia I was awed.

Though the Car looked like what Panel Beater apprentice constructed ,the only wonderful thing about it is the outrageous Price.

Despite the Police security taking off our roads and away from VIP ,there was alternative with Civil Defense and using of AVG, Údó ga achi VIGILANTE,Army and any other security you can think of.

Though the Usual perambulating around town with empty convoys stayed,they convoy constitute more Nuisance on the road,one man with Cars worth over Billion naira making noise just to attract Evil Men and Government can't do a thing or make them Help the poor in respective villages .

Our streets , meetings, occasions were loaded and going to occasions you will Wonder if there was austerity in the nation before the Yuletide as enwelu lots of eating, drinking and frolicking, truly Ndigbo are blessed and Ndi Anambara are the testimony.

We simply Summarize the saying that provides,MEN PROPOSE STRANGULATION OF IGBO LIFE AND BUSINESS,but God simple said it Loud "Ndigbo Go ye and Prosper" and we prospered with every meaning of the word.

Many Roads were upgraded to dual carriage way , the quality are not impressive judging with the requisite Dubai and Taiwan standard ,but manageable in below local standard .

The negative part of it is that ,most of the houses destroyed and shattered for expansion were in Vain, but the stretch did not get half way to the acquired spaces,the expansion was shy of the trespassed spaces ,the Government didn't restore or give compensation to the owners whose properties were mangled as the extension didn't touch the spaces encroached ,seems those who managed the marking and demolition did with measure of Prejudice  , especially to those who failed to stand up the Nigerian way with them ,but those that negotiated has advantage given to the PROPERTIES,the Governor should investigate how such devastating damages were made and the contruct did not get close to it.

The roads are mostly used for accolade shopping and gathering of hyping. 

Some of the projects when there's defects which are many ,you see the dust used as Stone base for the asphalt,not even a stone were laid underneath. 

Which is one of the reason it's easier for Ideyi isachakórú the coaltar at any time.

Many of the roads failed at many spots while the Project was on going ,that is economic sabotage.

The Government seems to be in financial quagmire at the moment,as they seem to have lack money to continue the jobs , especially roads outside AGUATA.

Nnobi to Nnewi is ongoing mess.

Ozubulu Road is a sorry sight and disaster to every Car shock absorber,in fact all vehicles that uses that road for one week ,will need new underneath.

The Pile up dust that gathers in people's lungs shall need Medical evacuator to drain them ,the dust raising at that stretch of Road per second is more Toxic than the one at Sahara Dessert for 6 months.

Agûlu through Neni is another "I AM SORRY TERRAIN ' but on going at some spot.

This Government needs urgent Money or even Loan to be able to continue the Abandoned roads,so that Epidemic won't rise because of the dust raised on the abandoned sites.

There are some completed roads in many places , but needs maintenance agency to follow up because it kept failing with speed of light. What it needs is constant intervention and patching places that failed .

ARTMA need to deter vehicles that ply one way even in Dual carriage ways ,that are completed and some drivers still go against traffic which makes driving on such roads too dangerous as face to face accident will be regular and will be Ghastly.

Going against traffic is No no in many states, impounding vehicles that ply one way should be alternatives, at least for a month without abeg.

Once they catch your car ,it will stay for a month and the lesson will be greater than whatever hurry that propelled you against traffic, it's better to be late than to be Late.

Ekwulobia iyonnenne Bridge are yet to be opened,what I find out as reason may be but not limited to ..

The bridge is one lane Bridge and trailers can't pass that BRIDGE, Unless it shall follow a towing truck,if not any Articulate Vehicle that breaks down on that bridge,mpiti Ekwe,as no vehicle shall pass it until that one is dragged off.

There's waste disposal fees the State collect every year ,but there's no Designated places for dumping of dustbins or trucks or tanks where people can drop dirts in many places and Towns ,

so I wonder what is the need for the payment where there's no provision to make it seamless , it's pure extortion.

The only functional arms of this Government includes the office of the Governor..

The Deputy office is just a ceremonial one. In actual,it is supposed to be that whenever the Governor gets out of the State,the deputy takes full charge as Governor at the moment,but not in ANAMBRA,seems the Governor travels with his office even to vacation.

Then office of Mayors are working half way fine as the office is mostly building individuals and not making life easier for the local government.

House of assembly na amacha Udara acharó acha and they simply love the name attached -Honorable poor men.

Imagine house members the state did not budget for Christmas Hamper for them or the wives,though they gave them first Year 50KG Rice ,so they can be sharing to the constituent Ófú family one Cup of Rice. 

Then last Year 1 Bag of 25KG Local rice mixed with chaff ,that one when your Constituency come to wish you well ,you start giving them 10 pieces of Rice each.

They are so underrated because they can't bite,they can't bark ,they turned selves to PA to the Governor instead of walking as oversight to the Governor and making him sweat,they turn to house boi without certification,even though they were erected,they think they all have Political appointments , instead to tackle the Government , they are protecting the Government.

Well,that was physical observation of our Christmas in ANAMBRA,let me not include the over Hyped recovery of LILU, ISEKKE, OSUMOGHU and otters from the hands of the dread ..that one is full story on it's own,but I won't tell it because they all sold Votes to the Incumbent and I promise hands Akimbo after election ,so it's choice they made and should live with same .

Mkpisi Ndi Egede thanking God for a successful Yuletide, despite all the occasions lined up and attended,no bad story was heard.