Rijue nsi onu there , kitikpa megi something , infact make otoro enwero nwanne gbachie gi ike there !!! ..
As the curse fight were progressing nicely and i was chewing the Lump of Anu Mgbada , as we remember what my old man use to say when ever he is enjoying Dry Meat dipped in Red oil salted with Onion , Red Pepper and Ginger , he will bite a measure with delicious silence and appraise the Lump with "Anu kpolu Nku na eju onu " (Dry Meat that expand to fill the mouth ) and he will send it off with a fresh Palmwine "Nkwu Enu " never Ngwo , and if you know and understand him too well , just wait when he is into his Third Cup , then ask him for reasonable favor and he will do it without much adore ...
So having the blood of my old man running , sorry i will rather say , having the blood of my old man JOGGING inside me , i naturally inherited most of that which made him Thick including having good time with conquered Wild Meat and non chemicalized drink.
When and While UDENZE and UDINEKE were fighting with curses , i paid them no mind , infact i concentrated on the Task before me to level the mountain of Dry Antelope before me , but when i saw UDINEKE brought out MKPUME MMIRI (Rain Making Stone ) and Udenze brought out the Decanter of Amuma na Egbe Igwe (Thunder and lighting) , i knew that they are bent on making the day poor and wet , plus , i still have a Traditional Wedding to attend at OSUMENYI , so allowing them to resolve the issue with the products they control will mar the day for humanity , so i raised my left hand and once they saw my ANUNUEBE , they knew that i am in a Foul mood and won't hestitate to send both of them to Sambisa as Dust, so they chorused in unison "Odogwu the Pen of the gods , onabu a pushu haa na anuba ?" (POg , is it when somebody push that you resort to fighting ?, atleast you wait for oral jabbings that ushers in the prelims of the fight ).
As they both shelve the articles of war they brought out , i rested my Anunuebe , what we did is what the British call "Let us bury the hatchets ".
Hatchets are simply instruments of War , so when they say let us bury the Hatchets , it means you bury your Gun and Gun Powder , i bury my Spear and Cutlass , until next provocation , then we both will unearth it from where we buried it and return to War path .
And after we all returned our Powers to safety , after all Diokpa from Uga said " Ike di na awaja na awaja , Obu ji egbu agwo"(Strenght is in division that gave Obu the strenght to kill Snake ).
Bia ogini bu nsogbu unu that i can't sip my wine in peace ? , UDINEKE said in response , i told this Animal that OBATA OSU is a great Mistake to have in the Senate .
That during his campaign for the election he did not contest nor won , he said he is going to the Senate to represent Ndigbo , that he is not just going to represent his Central Senatorial Zone , then since he was sworn inn as SINATOR , outside buying CHANNELS TV to air that once he raised his hand in error , the only time we saw him again in chambers was while he was sleeping and snoring with his Hat about to fell off his head .
So i ask , then what is the bone of contention that made both of you fighting ?..
UDINEKE said that UDENZE was arguing like a child , he said OBATA OSU is not the Worst SENATOR from ALAIGBO to have set foot in the Senate , he was arguing that HE IS THE WORST since the Advent of Democracy and i disagreed because i know that there maybe another which we have not heard off .
Now i turned to Udenze to ask him where he based his opinion but before i speak , he has started firing from all cylinder , he said "The other day at SARAKI HOUSE where PDP SENATORS were entertained after the Decamping Fever , Obata Osu was there na azo afere Rice (struggling for plate of Rice ), even though it was a Party event not for all comers but for PDP members and defectors "..
The only time he wanted to Sponsor a Motion , he stole the one already sponsored by A Senator from ABIA , that one they Hauled from Barber Shop and after that incident the Senator danyuo ka oku mmiri malu , , , yes , i am talking about Senator Abaribe's Motion .
Then when DSS laid siege at the Senate , all Senators were active , either at SHERATON waiting for the Coup to suceed , which means you are active with APC or you are at Senate Mall with your Odeshi waiting and praying that the DSS will not open up that Menace they are holding as gun ..because i am not sure Odeshi has solution to the effect of that Gun , but moving on..
Not only was he absent but he wasn't even around EKWEREMMADU while the EFCC nearly gave him heart attack or went to sympathize with him after the siege like other Senators did .
Now that they put our democracy into trial , we expect that the man who said he is going to Senate to fight for Igbo Cause would've gone to TV stations , same way he use to sleep there to malign and insult ORACLE the only Governor you can't do "SENATOR AKPABIO" or have anything to push him around with , unless you want to talk about Aka Gum which is what made him a success of Global proportion .
This is Obata OSU who live most of his life on TV insulting our ICONS and LEGENDS , but when he succeded in taking out Senator with Merit , the Senator who is 3 in one in actions and delivery , he has suddenly gone dumb , confirming that he is more active on ruthless field and not on organised setting like Legislation .
Hmmmmm since the argument and fight were similar , they wants to place a tag on OBATA OSU , if he is Worst SENATOR of the time or the Worst since creation , i see that they want to drag me into a fight i do not want to be a party to .
I said i do not want to fight another persons fight , so i simply got up from my Seat , dust my buttocks and adjust my "Ikpakwu" and it took me to AKWA IBOM where 21, 000 THUNDERS were holding meeting on how to visit AKPABIO and i want to mediate because the powers of that amount of Thunder may miss Target and afflict the innocent .
I know that if i stay on, i would be forced to ask or tell more stories of the disappointment we have in the Senator , because i would've ask why he have'nt ask about the whereabout of NNAMDI KANU , since he said he will be IGBO MOUTH PIECE in the SENATE .
I may have asked where he was when Senate heard the cases of state debts which they agreed to pay Anambra state about 37.9 Billion refund on the Money Okwute spent building on approved Federal Roads , for he went to Burial and broadcast the News as his conquest , he never knew that it was still on papers , but after much refutal he wise up , but i digress because i am not going to discuss him , not today anyway .
Abarie mbong , kindly give me a plate of that Hot , aromatic , mouth watering Pepper soup and give me a bottle of AKWA IBOM JUICE to water it down the Path , as i was dealing with the Meat that is so tender and i looked at my device and was shocked to read that OBATA OSU wants to go another TERM in the Senate and i shouted , mmadu onokwo na ulo ?
Going to Senate again to do what ?
Come on , he is more of a better sleeper than a Legislator , so there is no way , he can waste another of our 4 years thereby setting another record that Anambra enwero mmadu .
As i was furious and about to Pen my opinion , that was when UK touched my elbow and with a good smile , she said "Daddy can you buy me a plate of Pepper Soup ?" and as i was in a very good sad mood , i smiled a reply and responded , , , Buy you pepper Soup as your Father or as MAGA ?, anyway , if you hear gbagam in your mouth , just know that it was a slap and not meat ..
As her face went mask and furious she thundered "Is it because of one plate of Dog meat you are insulting me ?"...
Spoon frooze halfway to my mouth, the worms in my tummy stopped swimming and munching ,my teeth started twitching like a Junkie and as i lower the spoon and looked at the plate , it was empty and i ask UK , what did you say the Meat is ?
She said 404 now , which your people call dog meat...immediately i touched my IKPAKWU and disappered , landed at IHITE OGWARI to see KPOKIKPO to give me Herbs to purge me on that aborminable soup..just as i landed , so Abarie Mbong also landed beside me and said " mbong you forget to pay for the meat, so i say let me come and collect ", that was when i knew that there is no small Wizard in Calabar and Akwa Ibom , i paid him and move on toward Akwa Eke Compound in search of KPOKIKPO for the Herbs .
Izukanne , saw me sitting under Mango tree waiting for the purging in my stomach to go down , because when it provoked i simply climb the Mango and spray the STUFF from Mango branch with cool soothing breeze caressing the EXIT .
When Izukanne asked me " Mazi , is PDP not coming out for ANAMBRA CENTRAL SENATORIAL ? Because i have not seen any Bill Board or Posters of PDP ?"..
I smiled a wink and said to him , in a contest of Masquarades , the small ULAGAS will come first , dance around , shake around and keep people entertained , but when the stage is set, the crowd large enough , the occassion on its peak , that is when the IJELE'S, AJOFIA'S , will showcase but what i will assure you is that after the line up , what you will hear is ..AKA NA EME EZE coming from Behind and elbowing out the small Ulagas and next you hear....
Welcome the Senator elect SENATOR DIKE UDO and that will be the time i will have time to bring out the gorge of the Initiates to have that drink with the gods , but now , i am off but on.
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