JUST ANOTHER SUNDAY CALLED FATHERS DAY written by Mkpisi.

We know Anglicans celebrate Uka Nna today,but it's just a Euphemistic name to massage our bruised Ego and in my growing days there's a saying that capture the moment ,they said "Nwata nwe Ewu na aji"(A child ownership of a Goat is just on the Name or wool,once the Goat get's to selling or eating portion, forget the baby who has been training the goat) ,as even on father's day ,your wife and Children will bill you ,on their birthday they will bill you ,and on your own they will still bill you the more,let's not talk of billing by the day ,week or months.

 Getting married is like renting a House,you must be paying House rent, security, Light bills ,waste collector, ikwú na ibe billing you, hospital bills and taking care of your parents as well ,that you don't have money is story for the gods . 

Some will even join Girl friends among the burden,Nwanne onye gbue onwe ya óna eje.

If you say you can't get married,my old man have a beautiful name for you "Útúfuruku " and my Old Woman will call you "Akariogheri Mmadu" then Edo people will call you Ozuwo,me I will look at you and call you PLC (PRODUCT OF LEAKING CONDOM).

The role of a father is more of Pillar holding the edifice than a decoration that beautifies same and it's seen and appreciated.

Pillarsvare hidden but carrying the burden of edifice,the weight,the constraints,the crack and it's holding between the weights of the combine materials including the Cement, Sand,gravel , mixture or water,Rods and other materials which weights a ton and a sinking sand under , holding the land, water in-between the Earth and underworld.

You see the finishing takes all shine and Praise,they will exclaim...what a beautiful house, whether the house is struggling not to sink is immaterial to spectators,they only judge the finishing which Oyibo will say "they judge the book by the Cover". 

If the house later tilt,they will all blame the foundation,it's only blame the pillars get, while decorations gets all praise that's why I say "jisi ike asula ngóngó...

Jis'ike! asula ngongo

M'uzọ-gi gba ochichi;

Ihe di gedu ndi nwayọ:

Tukwasi Chuku obi!" ABU 215.

Can I shock you ? there's difference between Men and Fathers.

Men are Masculine Gender,who has Nadike Ogbogu protruding between the lower region and upper Volta ,and can fertilize a Feminine Gender to begat a continuance.

But a Father is He who takes all Shit just to raise Children, wife and make those who calls him Father to smile even when he is swimming in tartaras ,tears and wears. 

The wife may insult you, provoke you, downsize you and cajole you , but the difference is your making from day one , you were made to think, persevere and plan for generality of Humanity,but women are made to think of self preservation only , a Woman can feed you for a month and use acidic words to push you into murderous rage,even when you fed her for many many years and also feed her family, pay her sibling bills without making it obvious,but once she takes responsibility of putting food on the table which she also enjoying,you are done .

You can pick up a Lady from her House and traveling just to help her in cutting expense ,if your vehicle develop fault in middle of nowhere,she is not worried about you nor the present danger,she is only worried on who will help her out and damn you,any Vehicle that stops,she have ported without apologies . 

But a Man can stand with you or even lay with you until a solution is provided,just don't see it as it is ,see it as defective making of the gender .

In all the defective ways of Feminine gender,know it that ,we the masculine are made to treat them as bump on our ways not a stopper. 

Whatever they do,see them as Malaria and Typhoid,which you treat and it came back again ,just treat it again and again,stop seeing them as CANCER,even Cancer gets treated with Hope.

Never allow your wife nmegheri affect your relationship with your children,many will tell you for your health divorce before they she kill you ,but I will ask you, gini ka idi ndu eme ,if you can't make your family a home?

Stop trying to understand women my Dear,even God did not understand them ,which was why when EVE ate the Apple 🍏 with Serpent, God the Almighty,the OMNI saw her and the flaws but because he doesn't understand them nor crave for altercation with them,He simply shifted to reasonable person and was talking to Adam rather than the culprit,if God had faced Eve even for admonition,may be she would've torn his Golden apparel not rush his Golden beards with her nails.

little wonder God is not married, Jesus is not married, Angels not married, Prophets not married, Disciples not married and even SATAN is not married,just know as Human we are experimental Guinea pig on living with Women,just don't fail the Test.

If our Forebears can live with them ,some even added chains of them , óbúrúzie just one that you can't survive. Caucasians has a word they call "Necessary Evil" and I move.

Don't let them provoke your sanity into Madness ,it doesn't matter to them either way ,just know that as we use so many treatment to cure ailment, starting from local to English medicine,so shall we apply salvation in our marriage to save it ,just know  "There is no Formula that works in marriages , it's onye na Nke ya" as marriage is an institution one can be granted Certificate before graduation which never come.

Zero your mind na aga na Anu na edozi and make sure you understand "There is no perfect marriage" because you only lie on your bed the way you dress it ".

No manual for marriage that works for all , there's trial and errors but always keep on trying until Isi anakpuo ani.

Did I tell you na onweró obodo egburu Aja , Ngwere anóró na ya ?( There is no Walled City without Lizards climbing it) ,a happy family has a Man who tolerates mistakes just like Adam did. 

If you can't tolerate the one inside,then you must endure the heart attack outside. 

Sometime what will kill you is not even a bad wife but Bad siblings,can you divorce them as well ?

You see that marriage you think is perfect? Ask the Man to tell you his life story ,you will see na Choice of good life is determined by how one cultivate it from get go , don't start what you can't finish in relationship and marriage.

Happy father's day , though I know there's no happiness attached but another expenses but aga eme gini ?.

Today,I will be looking at Women to know how many ga emelu Umu Nwoke Uka Nna ,,ka ana ejegodi.

Read my lips ,uwam ,Uwa Asaa, I will come back a Man and married to same woman ,have same Children,same parents óbúru mistake nya buru..

what we get wrong now ,I will correct it alternate life .

Let me dress up like a perfect gentleman which I am , with my Ekpere na Abu tucked under my armpit,while humming .

Abu 214

"Jisos, nedum n'uzọ ndu,

Ka m'we ghara ikpafu

Anom n'udo n'akuku-I,

Ka m'biri n'ihu-n'anya-I.

Kọrọs:-

Nedum, nedum,

Jisos, ka m'ghar'ikpafu;

N'ogologo ndum nile,

Onye-nwem nedum nwayọ.".

I remain Mkpisi Ndi Egede, Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi, Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, 

Obele Nwa Chukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya .

Some call me Mazi Odera POg JP and some call me Truth DECANTER,what I know is that,Isi ka agbalu agbalu,asim Kam bulu Nani mu ,ma Udo di.