Outside the BOKKU CONFESSION of calling Igbo the Master trader ,written by Mkpisi.
Recently the Internet went agog as Video of BOKKU supermarket Lady throw her tantrum at Igbo tribe , people got irritated which is right, people reacted fine ,but on a closer look ,I saw something difference.
Not that the Tongue twisted Lady ,also Tenses challenged and pronounciation challenged Lady did not finish Ndigbo like she thought she did.. but she should understand that AEROPLANE ✈️ is not competing with a Bird in the Sky, there's always a distance for every flight, not even for flies.
1) She acknowledged that Ndigbo are the Alpha of all Business and decides prices of all things in Nigeria. Which creates trepidation even on merchandise Ndigbo don't have interest,but the fear of Her might makes even bushes and shrines to quake.
2) If it has gotten to level where the YOROBA concede that even Garri they eat as national tribal food are produced and controlled by the most hated tribe ,it simply means they have crowned Ndigbo the master of trade .
The girl said "BOKKU sale Ijebu Garri cheaper than Ómo Igbo" meaning that she know that something as petty as Ijebu Garri is under Igbo control,a testimony reserved for a worthy Man.
2) Now it's established that Igbo control Ijebu Garri ,how about Amala,gwegiri,ewedu and egufe? .
Do we sale it cheaper as well or should we venture into it as well and create same BOKKU panic ?
What I love about the confession is not about her intention,but the confession that Igbo own and control even Ijebu previously owned Garri.
Now it's established that Ndigbo controls everything including ethnic foods ,is it not time the Nation gives us our Oscar award for the most resilient trading tribe in Africa.
I am sure some of them will be panicking whenever they want to cook with fear that Igbo Person might buy or trade her food as well .
Who knows if we control bride price all over Nigeria as well. We are legends that creates regends, that's what we are.
Now ,I am loving it.. it's either VDM is lamenting about Igbo trading skills and it forced him into using free Ticket,free Hotel accomodations,free food and free dream of importation as if na óna aputa Ikpú na oriri (he gets free Conjugal from Children's moonlight play), he even started having erection on how he can compete with Igbo wizardry on trading,as he hoped to use hand carry good supplied to him from China to offset Igbo chains of container goods ..well ,his illusion is right,he entered China through free ticket,until he makes money that will enable him clear the goods even if he was giving one container on credit,he still need to pay freight, clearing, offloading, warehousing and gets a shop where he will sale ,pay sales help and most important, decide which market he shall locate his wares .
Did I tell him that must goods are sold on credit? And needs skill to even get back your debt ? Well ,the taste of the pudding is in the eating.
VDM Intrusion reminds me of one woman from rural Town ,her dogs and her kids ...
Long ago at Awuda the name of her Village,the woman told the Children that she will be going to the farm of Óga Chuka the next week, to clear it for him at a price ,that after clearing and he pays her ,she will use the Money to buy mkpurú akwu and sale same at Afó market on market day ,that if she make profit,she will buy Dog..then the moment of intrigue was when she said that , If the dog give birth ,she will give one to her last Born and if the dog give birth again ,she will give to first Born and it angered the first Born and he hit the last Born on the head with pestle for taking share before him ...So the quandary became ...when do they know the dream that will led to the buying of the dog materialize ? So why start fighting over illusion?.
VDM is having phobia and should know that okirikiri ka ana Agba Ukwu óse , adighi ari ya enú,when you look scornfully at your superior, it's admiration.
As for BOKKU girl ,she is just having trepidation that Ndigbo are best of the Best ,but somebody should tell her that we have not noticed that there is profit in selling Ijebu Garri ,unless she is saying there's profit in it,then we will enter ..she should know that ,if human kept hitting the chest they will tell Spirits that Life is hidden in the chest and the spirit will bring it out to investigate.
If BOKKU girl is scared that Igbo people will trade in Garri Ijebu,she should know that ,A Rat called Nkakwu which smells like skunk was scared when she met a Hungry Lion and was panicking,the Lion looked at her and beg her to pass ,that she is fowling the air for better games , that she will spoil the atmosphere for a better hunt.
As far as we are in same Nation,we shall continue to help the Nation by shinning light and making haters to have something to hate ,we have come to stay and no weapon fashioned against us shall prosper...Let me go and eat Amala with Ezigbote anu Ewu ,while playing some street music that provides "Onye óna ewe,ya wegbúó , onye óna asu,nya suba ,ife anyi na eme dolu anyi Anya ".
I remain Mazi Odera POg JP, Mkpisi Ndi Egede and Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi.
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