Happy Children's day ,a metaphor for Kids , written by Mkpisi Ndi Egede.

Today is marked Children's day in Nigeria for centuries, which means everybody should stand in line and celebrate as they treat us like babies not even children and we act as sucklings with default.

Children grow up in places of the world into adulthood,but never in Nigeria where our senses were sliced like onions along Ethnical boundaries,cut across Religious bigotry and nailed on crucifixion called Whiff of Money.

Only a kid you will tell that his pathetic parents are the best in the world ,even when the father is kaikai Man and the mother is Koromoto and the Kid will believe, just as Nigerians will believe that any Jaundiced,tribal leader is good when we look at the leader from prism of people in bondage,we are all resident in bondage,not just living in bondage.

As kids ,we accept things giving to us with thanksgiving and as Adult we accept everything given to us including excruciating high cost of commodities,high cost of Fuel and other necessities and thunderous school fees where our kids waste our monies studying some Useless courses that won't be practiced anywhere even in zoo and or sambisa Forest ,and UNIVERSITY board of Governors will not discuss the uselessness and usefulness of each course ,which tells us, even the school systems failed absymally ,we know that even Agbero do upgrade and or expand , Agbero can scrap system when Government goes Digital but not our Government. As we speak we still budget for Water resources,where there's nothing coming out from the ministry,even with zero workforce,we still aportion salaries for the ministry.

I wonder what is the Job of Ministry of Education when they can't weed out all those courses that stand for Curses,which after wasting 4 years studying such , despite all the money funneled into it ,time wasted,the certificate can never be used nor ever be presented to any office ,not even good for Toilet tissue,yet they allow parents to sponsor children into doing such.

JSS3 is as useless as 5 Naira Note,but the ministry still enforce it. Waec ,Gce,and about three other certifications serve same purpose but they allowed it to continue exploiting weak and vulnerable parents.

The school is more corrupt than APC government, private schools are epidemic,yet Ministry of Education are more bizarre to say the least.

Happy Children's day to all Nigerians ,as we all are children and sucklings .

Let me stop before I say something that will make me loose appetite this morning.

I remain Mkpisi Ndi Egede na ede with precision, Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi, Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Obele Nwa Chukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Ógbantutukó ma obido Igba afa, Paracetamol Ndi Politics, Political analyst with feathers, Media Consultant with Onyokometer, Útali Ndi Egede.
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