ANAMBARA LGA "Erection",a veer off Course , written by Mkpisi Ndi Egede.

There's a current heat up for Anambara local government erection,which some calls Local Government election,though the name has been modified from Local Government Chairperson to Mayor ,also the Function have been muted and or abridged with  legislation caused by the state house of Assembly,where they used meat cleaver and chop the financial bequeath meant for the local government into shreds and heap same with the Governor and his Board, though both the State and LGA Gets funding from one source which is the FEDERAL government,such cumbersome monthly unnecessary act always force the Feds to go borrowing,but that's topic for another day.

Because when we look into such ,we should stand on cutting our Coat according to our cloth and no longer according to our size, focusing on cutting clothes to our size gives us utopian illusion, forces us to live above our STANDARD.

State Assembly are powdering the faces and want of the executive ,for reasons not clear enough for me and many others,as if the despoiling doesn't affect the kits and kin of all house members,but ka ana ejegodi.

The Selection ,erection or election is about to come up again,but it's just one party effort as it is unwritten rules that all the winners must be from the Party in power, even at that, the members of the Party are not permitted to exercise fundamentals voting powers,it must be picked by Parochial Oligarchy working for the Governor.

Which forces other parties to stop wasting resources trying to participate on scheme that has gotten enshrined as Odi na ani.

My confusion is centered on ,why can't the Governor who is a professor change the narrative and make it election for all parties ,that way we can get the best of the Best . 

So that the State can sow seed of democracy,as that will enable Youths engage politically and with hopes of getting it right in nearest future.

Enforcing only one party system in our state diminished our resolve to stand against APC which controls the center,as they plan on hosting one party system,if states can enforce one party system,what right do they have to lament about another party in higher echelon  using same measure to play at National?.

We all know that what is good for the goose ,is equally good for Gander the Husband or say if na Agû Nwanyi di ime ,na agukwu Nwoke tubara the ime.

This is Democracy and it should be respected,even when it's shaking but it can't be torn to shreds,as it is been done now in my state. 

Imagine local government election is coming and the preparation makes it seem like APGA national convention,I can only ask what an Infradig? Not as if the state Party EXCO were involved in the Charade.

Having an academic Czar at the head should incorporate innovations, though Local Government elections in the State has been twisted all the while,either they continue using Transition Chairmen or they held Election that was skewed, but I expect our Professor Governor to live above board and restore balance democracy in the state .

Anambara should lead and other state will fall into place,we are light that illuminate the nation ,we should always be the pathfinder and not the screwed.

This is Mazi Odera POg JP dusting his Hymnal in readiness for Sunday worship,what makes me happy is whenever I tuck my Ekpere na Abu under my armpit,I will be humming like an Angel and if you step on my toes ,I will say God bless you with a Smile ,but don't ask me if that is the end of such infringement after the service.

 ADC ANAMBARA, A Stitch is imminent, written by Mkpisi.

As we know that 2027 POLITICS comes with Aura effect but mixed with trepidation because Political setting in Nigeria keep declining every election, Nationwide it's established that any period Mr Peter Obi is on the ballot ,no matter the party he is Using, every Candidate hiding or outing with that same party has chances of winning,which is called Peter Obi wave "Hurricane Peter".

Last election where he out scored, won most casted votes but failed INEC declaration with INEC invented algorithm which is "GO TO COURT" . 

That was all done with Labour Party Which were reborn as LP and made acceptable by his usage.

Now that he is likely to contest with ADC, which we know that APC has invented Decanter to capitulate parties where Okwute is , because they knew him as Legend killer,they fear him as a man who turns puddle of water to ocean, who turns even debris to ornaments,so they despised him with all Sinews in their system and hated any party he enters because he will use even Party of the cripple to unseat even Caliphates.

The fear is that ,with ticket of any Party balanced in Pete's hand, that the party is likely to win from Top to Bottom,which will leave the raging riggers to be concerned on rigging him out as a person, but all his acolytes are safely established as duly elected.

Having established the legend of his wave ,it should be known that a man must be seated in a barbers swirling Chair before be can have a haircut,you can't barb a mans Head in proxy.

ADC needs to have her structure established in ANAMBRA and not this making of a structure with utopian defects,hiding under the auspices of Royal Friends ,we know that When a Wild Cow takes off from Ranch,they will loose a wild Person to go after it ,as it is, ANAMBRA is home Town to Peter Obi and the Government in power doesn't like him nor care for provincial empowerment,so it warrants that every man must GUARD , infact everyone must tie his loin cloth in readiness to dance the POLITICAL igbadirigba which will happen in ANAMBRA.

As we speak, even State EXCO is not in place ,AGUATA has three factions and I ask , is it this leg ka Nama ga Eji jelu Umuahia ?

They factions led by 

1.  Ugochukwu Okaforuzu 

2.  Olemgbe Mbaebie

3.  Bright Eko

I wonder if that is usual impediment created by APC which is always to create factions and weakens party or it's yearning to Join the winning side?

Many thanks to Dr Tony Offiah 

Akajiugo Uga who has been holding the factions together, though at Vast expense to himself.

The above is one of the many reasons why ADC ANAMBRA needs a Man who has Voice as the Chairman,who can speak and even deaf Politicians will listen ,a Man who politicians will honor even with grudges but with acceptability that is next to nothing.

And with such Man , the candidates will be creme la creme and not the Usual ejirim guzue.

ADC ANAMBRA does not need someone who needs to be introduced to people as " This is State Chairman" but a Man whose name rings a Bell like ikolo and a Man who will not promise you POLITICAL fight but will give you POLITICAL flight and Political baptism,then with PRO who will be kicking groin for sports,that way ADC will take the front seat without asking where is our reserved seat in any Political function.

ADC doesn't need to sit na oche emelu nkwado,they should come in ,take preferred and choice seat ,so that other will say "To avoid bloody battle" let's move to another chair , that way ADC would've changed the rigged atmosphere and once you change the protocol of event ,you must be on the creation of adhoc protocol.

Anam ama okwa Mmiri because the acidic rain that I see with Decanter Ndi Egede will makasia many roof , therefore the best should be to go with all Stars line up ,both from Leadership to Aspirants,no room for achikóta Ekweonu.

I am off but on as Mazi Odera POg JP, Mkpisi Ndi Egede ,Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi, Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Obele Nwa Chukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Paracetamol Ndi Politics, Political analyst with feathers ,Media Consultant with Onyokometer ,Ógba Ntutukó ma obido Igba afa, Truth decanter within POLITICAL world.

Just whispering to ADC ANAMBRA STATE. Time for quick breakfast of Akamu Eji Mmiri Pepper soup Welu me,little Beans gbalu Uka and touch of Agidi nwelu spice.

 Metaphor of Signing names at main Market on Monday , written by Mkpisi.

Wasn't it said na Anu egbubero mbu,ka amaró etu aga esi Welu bóó (A game that is yet to be felled , is what no butcher knows how to share) .

We know that provibal Eleke Nti óba premise is always important,which is atú atú Agba by Dinta , necessitated ebe ebe na osisi by Eleke Nti óba.

Main market is the biggest market in Africa, perish the West Africa in passing reference,tell me which other market beat Main market in Africa as a Continent.

It's old we all know , but Aka the founding builders apúgo na arú ya (it has over stayed maintenance or say ,so many alterations has changed it from his to hers).

Because of the strategical command of the market ,the worth it brought to trading world and the worth to Anambara State as a Mother State,it calls for retrospect.

Then here comes the direct affront to the Governor on his constitutional proclamation on do's and Don't within his jurisdiction.

He made commanding call on Closure of the market,the work of the Exco and strategically from the market Public relation officer would've been to pontificate with bended knees , would've been to send emissaries that will meet him and lament on the fears of the unknown and also remonstrate on the dread of Toxic forces causing havoc with the compliance ,but they relaxed with Hope that Voiceferous outrage will pumel a Man who boxed Ndi Igwe to submission,made mince meat of ECUMENICAL Huncho , destroy Churches influence on our elections and chase Ecclesiastical Men back into the Church,away from breathing down Governor's and leadership Neck (This would've take any other Governor so many powdering to even venture but he did it with wreck less abandon).

A man who removed the Sinews of APGA and start Using it as tool,same way Mechanic uses spanner.

He introduced conclave into partisan play and some minions in trading places think they will weaken his resolve?

Most of us who are opposing the Government are doing so on principal and with lots of Logic , engaging him with stiff-necked umbrage is like kicking a Donkey from behind not minding that if he lift back kick and kick you ,you may not survive.

Now ,Gov Soludo has not Only stepped up to sanitize the Market,he has developed interest on the structural integrity of the market and we all know na Mkpume ria enú,ujo Atuba Akwa Ókúkó (when stone hovers above ,eggs resting below will have trepidation because any mistake ends generation of the un-birthed eggs ).

Now to show Ndi traders that they are learners to compete with him, owing to the demonstration challenging his one week shut down,which with simple negotiation then, such would've lasted but two days at Top, but taking to the street serve as directed affront,and he kneed them to the groin,which the market leaders saw the handwriting on the wall and ran a serious acceptance Accord, if not the Man would've done another one ,he brought down so many ancestral houses, touch many houses and fences of Ndi Odogwu and heaven did not fall , suffice to say na ónusigo ógû bu ónwu, Oburuzi mgba bu ndu.

As he said ,if you have shop in the market and know you truly want to retain it , kindly do self favor and go and sign the requisite register,why he added the register to the peace making process is to have enough reasons to take away so many shops and the highest you can do is to cry in Social Media.

He may not be right, but we all know that he is not in a hurry to be right in most of what he does.

My advise is ,go to the Market,sign the register and you can go home and sleep,but make sure your shop opens Maka "Justice to YOUR shop" and that our Governor doesn't joke when it comes to reversing the rebuttal of picketing.

You picket him ,he cripple the limbs, especially when he has the wherewithal to afflict pains and in all truth ,the way I am seeing this,he has nothing to loose and from the lense of Ndi Egede I can see his balled Fist hidden behind him ,ifuru that ókpó opiri ? 

He wants to land it at the solar plexus of Main market,so genu Nti,voom ka Nma karia "Sir,let me explain".

I remain Mkpisi Ndi Egede na ede with precision, Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi, Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Ógba Ntutukó ma obido Igba afa, Paracetamol Ndi Politics, Truth decanter and Special Adviser on Good Governance Unpaid.

 TUALE TO GOV SOLUDO FROM MKPISI .

Good Morning Prof ,Gov Soludo,

I come this morning grinning from teeth to teeth because you cut it in the middle with Trading miscreants of the State.

Infact inyelu fa overdose and taught them lesson in hard way.

They held the state to Isi Aja Aja on this outsourcing our mutual trading benefits to outer states and hid same under flimsy banners of agitators , whereas the proponents of IPOB and marketers of Sit at home , crafty avoided their own states and using Anambara as playground.

In Abia they don't even know what is Sit at home,in Ebonyi it's unheard off ,but in ANAMBRA they simply created a pseudo fear through market and stutter unions.

Now the Governor awanye go fa pampers, and seems he is not even ready to negotiate with them ,he rather summon them and gave them instructions that can't be debated..

Well ,since the miscreant say "Nnamdi Kanu is another saviour" ,they should do quick and bring him to save,as Soludo have moved on with his program of Governance.

Yesterday he met with traders in the State ,here are the Riot act ,he read to them ,and it's not subject to debate .

I herewith present the details as itemized by Gwen -

"Outcome of the meeting with Onitsha Main Market and Gov Soludo:

1. Security will be provided every Monday 

2. Attendance will be taken at every line. If you fail to come on Monday, your shop will be revoked.

3. He will demolish main market and will rebuild it in 2 years 

4. All illegal structures will be demolished 

5. Widening of young street to accommodate car park

#Governor Soludo then presented two options to traders to choose:

(1) First option:

To either level the market and build another one with its original master plan in two years

 or

(2) Second option:

Resume Mondays, mark attendance, Regenerate the market, demolish illegal structures and Plaza;  there will be spaces and car parks.

Compiled by:  Gwen Chiamaka Ifeson "

The only caveat is that ,he gave them option to PROTEST the above,but you can only protest in your Room , Beer parlour with Nkwobi and Cold Beer, at Night Vigil without noises that will cause Nuisance and after all the above,you must abide with his commandments without removing anything from the necessary policy Maka odinma ANAMBRA State.

We stand with him on this ,as we are done watching stick holders beating the state with malice, it's either you reside in ANAMBRA and respect the laws of the Land ,or Anambara will show you that laws are made for you and not you for the law.

Next, Dear Gov Soludo... it's time you look into those Ndi mbialu mbialu that reside in some village houses,then use juju to mefie the owner Anya ,atimes they will make owner never to set foot at home.

When they do ,the ground may be too hot for them and they ran away and allow onye mbialu mbialu to inherit the house in proxy,they confiscate every thing including Farm produce.

If only some Ministry will work with Town Vigilantes,so Vigilante will investigate all houses and make sure the owners are not bottled in bondage,if they are ,the State will conduct forceful deliverance. Because ógwú adighi atu Government but individual.

I am Dibia ónu ike,last Born Mpa Nnukwu,Nwa Chukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Mkpisi Ndi Egede, Special Adviser on Good Governance (Unpaid).

 EPISODE OF BLOCKING NIGER BRIDGE BY ASSUMED MAIN MARKET BOYS,the teaching from the gods , written by Mkpisi.

Certain Mob Decision always appear senseless and cruel,as if what Gov Soludo called the state is pure,when he called us IPOAS ( ILLITERATE POPULATION OF ANAMBRA STATE) .

There was discrepancy between the Governor and Traders and he started with the largest market to instill discipline,he said trading activities of the market will be quenched for one week as deterrent to sabotage of the abolished SIT AT HOME 

ostracization. 

As Chief Security Officer of the State,he has so many hidden powers and so many things can be revoked under Security threat,we all know that the Governor has powerful allegiance to APC making him APC by heart, and APC wants to hurt Anambara by all means . Moving on -

When he made the instant decision of closure of the market for 6 added days ,that would be the time Executive of the Market would've stepped in and pacify the Governor by meeting and assuring him that it won't repeat itself,that it was fear of the Un-Known that caused initial  non compliance,they would've lamented and the Governor would've promised them thorough security protection on Mondays ,but instead they went out in demonstration against executive order, which is a mistake judging from history of the Governor.

Yes ,they have right to demonstrate but should know that while they do,if hoodlums causes any havoc,  Main market should never be open until they fix whatever destruction that happened during the demonstration even if it wasn't directly connected,the Governor can call the market Den of miscreants and extend the closure while investigation is carried,which only him can tell when it's done,it might take longer period away from the original 6 days.

Demonstration about closure of market is what some people used and block Head Bridge,as what if I may ask ?.

What's the difference between closing down markets on Monday and closing Head Bridge?

what are the benefits to the market?what did it add as plus?

Let me simply wonder,how about if things fall apart and everything got escalated as some of the minions on the Protesters assumed?

Let's say the President takes interest,do you think he will ask any of you or ask the Governor to explain?

We know our Governor doesn't talk with discernment,he might tell the President that the place in dispute bu ebe Ndi na Azó biafuru jiri melu Ngbakó nzuko,then what do we think the Man that hated us with passion will do?

Read my lips ,ntighi enyelu uzele aka,that place ga anozi na God have Mercy.

While elders Advise us to sweep pod of leaking water before it turns to Pond and move on to Pool is because,it cost less to repair tartars while it's just small but when it gets larger,it becomes a difference scenario.

Blocking head bridge may prompt touts to take over,but be rest assured that whatever the outcome must be paid by Main market as closed ,and even if the Governor listened to Elites which is not likely,he may escalate payments in the market to what you can't believe.

Before you ask a newly birthed mother what's the Sex of the baby ,look her on the face and know if there's smile or bitterness.

The most Stewpid thing from the demonstration is where those Idijiots where singing and hailing MNK as saviour,so when others misinterpret that as Center for IPOB activity,imalu na arú melu. 

You should know that those turu the young Man nga nweta his acolytes,they will make them sacrificial pigeons.

Plus , Once this protest grew bigger,be rest assured that there may accidental discharge and multiple arrest will follow, that's another headless situation .

Make haste while the Sun shine .

Nakpuo nu na Uno ,ka Ndi okenye je yoba Nwoke isuÔfia,even we will start writing him redemption theme ,so he can mellow , trying to flex muscle with him ,can never gain you anything.

Ka ana ejegodi,but mark this my words, if this is not curbed,ûnû ga ebe anyam anyam..

Mkpisi Ndi Egede shaking with fear.

 DOES GOVERNOR SOLUDO HAS THE POWERS TO FORCE YOU TO OPEN YOUR SHOP ? ...THEN THE SILENT TRUTH, Written by Mkpisi, Special Adviser on Good Governance.

Good Morning Social Menace called Media,welcome to truth ungarnished with POg.

Yes,so many people have questioned the rational behind the Governor closing main market and many asking if he has the powers to ask somebody to Open personal owned shop on Monday.

Now ,let's take a walk through that Evil forest and don't forget we shall also ghólú Ûbe edolú iyi in the process and when we wander and get farmished.

Main Market is a known trading place in ANAMBRA belonging to individuals,which makes it their choosing right to decide what to do and what not to do ?.

Question..Do we know that the Governor can scrap the leading Union and appoint even Non traders as caretakers or even permanent leadership of the self owned shops?. Even Heaven won't whisper in dispute.

So where did he get the powers to do so ? 

Do we  know that the Governor can decide that Ógbó ógwú a known individual owned market at Head bridge can be moved to Utomkom the next day and once he made the pronouncement,it has become do able ? 

What gave him the powers of such pronouncement?

Now ,let me make it easier for you to understand.

As long as there's State road leading to that place ,as long as there's State facilities serving the place,as long as there's State Security apparatus overseers the place,Fire service covers it ,that makes it under the jurisdiction of the State and listen , 

Even if those things are not there but the address is covered as AHIA Mkpodu OBOSI , Anambara State ,that it's has ANAMBRA State address makes it under the supervision of the number one citizen of the state .

Such powers makes Governor to decide who is Igwe of one Tiny Town without much produce,whatever it gives , it's still under the state and he is number one and manager general of the State.

I am not in love with Soludo or any other APGA Governor because they OWE ME big time and since they owe me ,I have no reason to praise them but I always call things as it is,so nobody can say Gov Soludo paid me to write in his favor. What I am doing is rather to enforce sense into some of those imported charlatans that are protesting instead of negotiating .

They refused to let Anambara be ,they force sit at home while other South East states did not recognize same Craft, making it LOPSIDED antics.

Let me also tell us ,this same Governor break Record of tearing APGA in parts and nothing happened.

He took Episcopal interference into state Governance flush same into Sewage and as the Bishops were fuming, the man na aghúri Eze as if na ódighi Anu ife ógbú na ekwú..

This is Governor that pushed so many houses Down for expansion of Road and while it rages ,owelu cotton wool kwuchie Nti.

This is a Governor that can kó ónu with any high profiled person without thinking of using Euphemistic parlance and he will still sleep sound after .

Is that the same man ka traders na apiri ókpó?.

The man that called entire state IPOAS (ILLITERATE POPULATION OF ANAMBRA STATE) and nothing happened.

Listen to Dibia ónu ike, make una no go head on with him ,if una do,ota unu ka aki and even use your ichere to make bonfire .

You all should relax and allow your exco to handle it and or Elders to Wade in ,do not forget na ejiro Vaulance to tackle leech resting on testicles.

Why I am saying so is because,once he make pronouncement, Security arms will enforce ssme to the later.

Off the Record (Most people do not know the meaning of the word..off the Record was a metaphor used when Journalist uses tape Recorder for interview,so after they will review and transcript word for word ,so when it get to erea where the guest don't want on print or on broadcast,he will say OFF THE RECORD..Once you off the Record,it becomes friendly chat which can't be quoted or broadcasted )

So I off the Record as I whisper to the Governor..Sir there are too many shanties littering the market, parks converted to shops by greedy Chairmen, buildings looking like ancient of days.

Now that you are barbing the market,kindly shave the beads as well ,kindly wander into the market with original Map and return the status quo, so that all the shanties constituting nuisance shall be let go and the market will take back the shape of her originality.

I remain yours Special Adviser on Good Governance (Unpaid) .

Mkpisi Ndi Egede na ede with precision, Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi, Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Ógba Ntutukó ma obido Igba afa.

Pen of the gods and pain to the rotten.

 Uzuegbuna Okagbue perspective on Closure of Main market,a night of dispute with Mazi Odera POg JP.

At the dawn of yesterday, Monday the 26 of January 2026 ,when I was comparing rebuttals and cataloguing stances of Citizens that matters on the Closure of Main market by the Governor ,I read where Uzuegbunam Okagbue known mainly as "Uzu ga atu na Central " , who ran as Deputy Governor Aspirant to Chief Paul Chukwuma on YPP platform, the Party that came in with charge that startled the status quo when they announced courageously to the state that JOY WAS COMING,while the Status quo answered Let there be no Joy.

Uzu supported Gov Soludo with his Full Chest on this matter ,while I have my dissent with ways and means of the annulment.

See his reaction -

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/18BR67U1CJ/

It was an evening I called Intellectual pingpong,where many things were debated, knowledge garnered and points raised ,but among other things,I prefer to concentrate on the market closure and UZU ga atu perspective.

Ezennia which is Title name of Uzu ,said that Gov Soludo did an excellent thing by announcing the closure of main market and he said he will support if he will even add a little punitive ,then I disagreed with him and citing security assurance to the Traders and having mind rubbing with executive and leadership of markets ,so that Obi ga Abu Ófú.

I tried to explain insecurity trepidation in minds of traders.

I said Gov Soludo should have mounted security on the market entrances and corridors for reassurance and to serve as moral Booster to the Traders.

Uzu retaliated , while serving Gov Willie Obiano "Akpokue Dike" that they tried that carrot method to lay same thing to rest ,but it failed flat because most of the market leadership are sympathetic to the IPOB cause and ,the market leaders clearly wants to establish a Hub that will box trading economy of the State to strangulation.

He alluded that ,those birds dancing on the city path ,have drummer in the Bush directing the dance steps. He said na Ugwu muta igbaji Ukwu, Agadi Nwanyi amuta arikata Ezue ike.

He said that all 67 markets in ANAMBRA State (this is my first time of knowing we had that large number of trading places in the state ,but I pretended that I know while the argument lingers) is under massive control of Non Anambraians , especially from a state that doesn't have Love for the state nor good plans for survival of the State ,that they have caged the markets and stylishly wanting to frustrate the Internal Generated Revenue ,so they can weaken the growth and resolve of the State and in my mind ,I remembered how sleeper Agents work for Russians In America.

He insisted that what market like main market is doing is to breathe Air of continual insecurities in the state,even when they knew that the state is safe now ,that main market simply wants to serve as bad influence to other markets,he added that deterrent should suffice.

In conclusion ,he said most market leaders are Sympathetic to IPOB and may have preferred to  sabotage the state plan to reconvene normalcy which has been bane of Anambara the gateway to South East.

He said if election should be conducted today in a free and fair status for market leadership in the State, that no Aborigine shall win anything, because the domination of markets by Non state actors are alarming.

I still have my angle of agitation,but coming from somebody who served with a Governor as un- announced  "Special duties" among other position including Chief Protocol and deputy Chief of Staff,I simply sheath my sword with a feeling of He who argues and resign his stance will have his second chance of arguing on another topic.

I am Last Born Mpa Nnukwu, Nwa Chukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Paracetamol Ndi Politics, Political analyst with feathers, Media Consultant with Onyokometer, Ógba Ntutukó ma obido Igba afa, Mkpisi Ndi Egede na ede with precision. Gentleman with Truth decanter.

I say Good morning to all .

 ÓHÚ NA ÓGÓDÓ WELU KEE NSI , DURING NNEWI CATHEDRAL UNVEILING, When the People made Gubernatorial rating.. written by Mkpisi.

Either Political master piece or Political Osmosis at Nnewi Cathedral, but the truth is that competition were laid to rest at the alter of óbúró aharó esibe ogonogo.

Waves of "Akacham" has come and blew some debris into the eyes of Religious Chess masters ,even when they were caught with Pants on fire ,they still think they can bamboozle all with ecclesiastical Touch not quotation ,but that's a bit digression from the article in view ,coming back to terms ..

As the Church Auditorium were Jam packed because the Cathedral built by Late Senator Ifeanyi Ubah,who represented ANAMBRA South Senatorial,where he carved his name on Diamond board,he butchered the return of Serving senator in the South with insignificant party called YPP ,that's capacity with bulldozing chaplet,he went to Senate and became a voice with octave,though currently his seat got coded to someone who can't attempt fitting into his Sock,not to talk about his shoe.

Well ,he posited that he will take over the Seat of Governance in Agu Óka,a feat everybody know is not a mirage but a dream drawn in reality and soaked with witnesses among the living.

As Creme la creme of Roman Catholic pundits sat in rapt attention in the auditorium all pretending to have charismatic apparel ,many positioned self within Camera catching aisles,the Bishops were looking at Dignitaries and wondering which of them shall DO THE NEEDFUL to the pockets of the Men in Cassock after the official opening of the Edifice.

The Stage was set both with Episcopal trading and spiritual formula.

Right down the ending part of the Church Auditorium ,sat a Man whose swag is dynamically intimidating,who caught ANAMBRA when it was made Home for all criminals and turn it to light of the Nation.,

He made ANAMBRA to be connected with his vast Road network which he built through all towns in the state and he created Spurs so much that , going through the state seems like minutes .

The State breathed sigh of relief and indigenes became proud of being onye Anambara.

A man who peeked at the purse of the State and saw the Gigantic borrowing and sadness littering the state and he decided to cut cost of Governance to save and boost the dwindled economy ,which he was able to do without fanfare and ,at the end of his Golden tenure,he opened a report card where he itemized ka ije si Welu jee na the state,as he came ,he saw the economical cancerous tumor in the state ,he surgically removed them all and handed a breathing state to predecessor.

With his usual silent mien,he sat at the rejected part of the auditorium,place reserved for the down throdden ,and the wardens of the Church sighted him out as we know na Oke Efi adighi ezo na ata , then send word to officiating Bishop,who decided to announce him without touch or feelings,but...

The magic was that a sitting Governor were praised, padded with accolades and the Auditorium sat still ,but once the Bishop said "I heard that Former Governor of Anambara State is with us ,Mr Peter Obi" ..

The Spiritual song started in heaven where I heard the Angels singing "Enú nwuru Ókû, Ani nwuru Ókû" and organic Love started pouring like rain, uproar soaked with ecstasy filled the Hall ,even the Men on Cassock were clapping and applauding the presence of a Man who the Incumbent said is wane and who he love to mock but always compete with the man's silhouette.

Well result kpórú onwe ya as the love exposed is what we call ORGANIC.

The love was massive and intimidating.

That lesson is what is called akpúkpó Ukwu Nwelu size ,it marked the difference between local champion and international Champion.

Peter Obi is a Man you can't taint, taunt or tarnish,as HE is always the sound of music ,and his name makes even Okada Rider to become a national legislator,washed out politicians became renewed, as we speak,ife ahú belu last time ,may repeat self,but this time,we must put the qualified ,and those ejirim guzue will not be found within the line leading to the waves .

I remain Mkpisi Ndi Egede na ede with precision, minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Ógba Ntutukó ma obido Igba afa.

Getting ready to head to church with his Ekpere na Abu while humming Abu 154.

 Nigerians ,come let me give us an expose on Igbo ,so we can deal with them mercilessly, written by Mkpisi.

Ndigbo is to pluralize the name,but onye Igbo in singularize same ,so I am talking about Ndigbo ,the mother.

Just know that we are not IBO as some calls us , but Igbo ,if you remove the g then it's no Longer the Tribe that attracts favor from God , we are not called Igbo (s) But Ndigbo,this are just the foundation, so that we can have the texture needed to get the tribe into Coven for the desired sacrifice as designed by this article.

One thing about that Dog -gone tribe is that ,the gods wired them with Special amulet,then Divinity wore them Cloak of Super Power which on street Jango called Divine Odeshi ,so to beat them ,you got to beat the tribe belief in the gods and the allegiance to Almighty God ,if not you are trying to kick a jumping Toad into difficult position,but the kick will turn out to be lift extended to the hopping flog,which boils down to giving the Toad first class Flight.

Ndigbo are not ordinary,they were created with Divine Certain intention,so to get the antidote,one must understand the makings of the antidote,if not ,it will continue to be effort in futility.

Ndigbo are known as Ojemba enwe iro (Sojourner without malice ) they waltz into Witches Coven and even the witches will start learning the act of witchcraft from them , because they will bring innovation and improvise witch hunting into the game of admirers .

Even Satan Wrote petition to God , not go send Ndigbo to Hell , he said if they enter Hell,they will manufacture Air-condition and douse the Fire.

 Dumped them inside a sewage where there's no hope of survival,just come back in few years and they must have turned the sewage into artificial paradise with Vacation touche which will attract you even to relocate and reside in such a newly created splendor. It's just Ónarú chi.

The only thing that facilitate the growth is persecution,  they have unparalleled MOU with Divinity,once you put an igbo person into horrible position,the gods steps inn just like they did with Daniel in Lions Den,so to stop them from Progressing with amazing speed ,stop antagonizing them ,but the danger on that is,if you give them level playing field,they will modify the field, recalibrate the game ,teach you the game to extent that you will Wonder what stopped you from seeing the game as he made it , because it will start being Fun and lovely,with lots of enjoyable stuff around the dreadful game .

You will start living and not struggling.

In Spiritual Rheam they call Ndigbo NWACHI (Son of God or even the gods) but tribal gods calls them omuta ógbakaria (Dancer that dances better than the Coach).

If an Igbo moves into any undeveloped territory,with useless and hopeless Land,it will take him less than 3 years to turn the place to El Dorado, the lands will become buyable and bankable,the houses will receive the transferred love and the habitation will soar ,then the town will turn round to paradise,but one thing again is  ,once you start envying them ,then the metaphor of SUN shining around them and darkness enveloping surrounding will come into play,just like the carnage of Passover in Egypt.

Ndigbo are like EYES 👀 of Divinity in Global space ,which is why , there's no breathing space globally that you can't see an Igbo thriving, if there is ,just know that even Satan can't dwell with the place.

Don't misunderstand this piece , it's not eulogy of Ndigbo,but decapitation of them but before doing it right,they must be x-rayed,studied and then dismantled ,now I am only helping to bring an expose about them.

We remember what happened in Egypt when they imprisoned Joseph who was serving the house of Potiphar the Prime minister ? 

They think they have quenched the blight but they didn't understand the ways of God , because they underestimated the importance of Joseph,God planned Famine that would've caused annihilation in Egypt,but they survived because they brought out Decanter of the wise and it Divined for them that Solution lies with the one they persecuted,they survived,sorry not survived but triumphed by moving that Dude from prison to the throne.

Just also like Israel lifted Jephtah from exile to the throne.

Just as you don't light a candle and put it under the bucket and lock same in a closet,if you do,you will continue to stumble and falling.

Now it's confirmed that we love suffering in Nigeria,and we kept repeating idiotic mistakes,we can continue doing so or we go back and read the minutes of the last meeting which said and I quote "Survival and elevation of Nigeria as a Nation di Ndigbo na aka" , having said the above ,let me study my telescope to see which side Trump is focusing.

I am Last Born Mpa Nnukwu by right, Nwa Chukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya by ordination ,Mkpisi Ndi Egede na ede with precision, Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi ,Ógba Ntutukó ma obido Igba afa ,Paracetamol Ndi Politics, Political analyst with feathers, Media Consultant with Onyokometer, Útali Ndi múó, Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa.

The Man that Use Truth to do Salaka and with enough magnanimity that even when you reject same ,he will shove it down your throat with Joy and smiles.

 The Metaphor of REST IN PEACE, written by Mkpisi Ndi Egede.

The word RIP has been bastardized to extent that Ndigbo brutalized even the malnourished remnant of it.

When somebody dies, Instead of rest in peace ,it will start with rest in Mortuary,so the person will Chill like Azú Fridge.

Then the family will manufacture enough tears ,sorry no more tears for the death,so we can manage to create WhatsApp group of companies,where we use the name of the death to start fund raising.

That fund raising is debt you will continue to pay until you are too weak to operate your phone, so what's the benefit ?.

What is beffitting burial for a Person who died and wasn't interned at the right time ?.

What is the benefit of packing somebody inside fridge like Azú Fridge?.

Must we borrow ,sale properties,create nuisance just to give somebody what we call beffitting burial and then have unbefitting debt ?.

The decorations around Casket and place of it's display makes burial ceremonial and no longer mourning event.

Canopies and VIP LOUNGE is bigger and better than wedding sef ,and the expense is ear irritating.

The money spent on eateries, drinks, gift, house repainting prior, landscaping to impress guests...makes Burial a unique event and no Longer mourning event.

Such absurdities is why killing doesn't cause goose bumps again ,way before now ,it takes maturity to see corpse,but now ,even children will use meat cleaver to Dissect human anatomy without fear or stress.

We have buried distress over the death ,we invented gross expenditure instead.

We should bring back our respect for the death,not wastage we call burial.

The money we spent on a death body ,if we had spent 20% on the corpse while alive ,the person would've lived more and had Living in peace.

There is nothing like Rest in peace for somebody who died of hunger,who died in penury,who died because there's no money for medication,all the monies used for the burial is just merchandising.

Ndigbo, it's time we go back to Mourning,it shall start with burying of rich people ,so that the  poor will breath a relief and hide under the Cloak of the rich to cut burial obscene .

Good Morning as I wail with hope that even the Church will start doing something about it , tradition will nail it to the cross ,so our land can be saturated with kindness and not forcing boys to go into rituals so they can display money on any family burial events,if none is available, they may even facilitate one.

I am Dibia ónu ike, don't expect me to use Euphemism to address anomalies.

Also call me Ógbantutukó ma mbido Igba afa,as I peek into my Decanter and lay the dinge as it is without sugar coating.

I am Mkpisi Ndi Egede that writes with precision and provocation.