While staying at home....

A Serious Note to Senator Uche Ekwunife from Angry Mazi Odera POg JP.

Dear Senator, who I always call The Lady with a Midas Touch, the Senator Representing my Zone ( Central) in the House of Senate, I greet you and I am not happy at all... 

I can't fold my hand, I can't keep quiet, truth be told, if I don't speak up, who will speak out?.

I forgave you when you retired an EX Governor from Politics by beating him Red, brown and Blue for the race to Senate, then mmichalu Noda(I swallowed the phlegm) when you disregard the 3 Ft Red roof  another carries on his head and beat him like Brigade band, despite all the state resources thrown at you for his sake, despite all the hatred ochestrated against you just to offer him advantage, you beat him the first time, he said na isi ya emetulo Aja(His head did not touch ground) and they went through the back and took it away from you in a Fashion that can be said to be Political heist. 

The second time, you refused to beat him only, you made sure na inyelu ya Aja na onu and what makes this one sweeter was that even at the Appeal where he always buy his Victory,where ha call HIS COMFORT ZONE, as he was strategizing on how to steal it again, you threw caution to the winds and throw Victory party at Ekwueme Square where those that mattered, the Who is who in South East came and thereafter you use him to mop floor and extinguish his political light for good.. Moving on...

Now, I am actively angry with you because you have started again, why are you bent on beating our men, sorry Most of our Men like Band without consideration ?. 

Why iji akpu fa ufuru mu Ani? (Drawing them on the on a sandy floor) and without Noise or fanfare.

When other Men were busy trying to package Hand sanitizer in a bottle of less than 5 ML with pictures that is size of ANAMBARA HAIRPORT which is sited at Bill Board. 

While many Senators went into isolation for fear of the constituency crying for help, which they never planned to give after all it is not election time where they share materials in expectation of Votes.. 

When many wants Ora nye aka(Communal effort) to give them even the Sanitizer... 

When even our Governor is asking for Financial Aid from Federal, open Bank account for Donations as of the Donors who gave for Ochanja Fire Victims never knew that all the cheques issued has problem, so he can give our elderly parents 5KG of Anambara LICE.. 

When our state has no place for Isolation... Unless Existing General Hospitals where our sick ones has been marked to be potential carriers of Corona, that way my state will forget the 1 billion we asked rrom Feds and hike it to 10 Billion after all it will create record that will waooo the World.. 

When other GUBER Aspirants hide in places where they can't answer calls or hear the cry of the constituency...or they hate to be seen with peasants that voted for them, after all class has changed.. 

That was when you Senator Uche Iyom Ekwunife, Ada Igboukwu in Central, married at Nri in the South stepped up to the plate and start making our Men and other leaders to look like misfits.. 

I wonder what they will say about Nwanyi na eme ntukwu anwu amiri, how she always have a better vision, better focus and pursuit... I wonder if Voters will consider peeing preference when they enter pooling booth?. 

Now readers hear me... 

She started going from House to house, market to market, while the Governor announced that he will start sharing LICE to our Elders, this Lady that always set the pace move round giving both Rice, Beans, Garri and Ego eji esi ya to less privilege, artesians, the Old, the weak and for days counting she is still on the road sharing the goodies...

it becomes issue of concern because she never raise Fund or solicit for funds, she is doing it with excitement and Vigor.. So imagine if she is given the resources with enough liquid and she has this kind of situation, I will use my Ofo and declare that she will spring Suprise.. 

My kwesion buru, is she the Only one in the Senate from South East? Or do they pay her differently From what they pay others? 

Why am I angry with her?.. She has reduced our men to whimps, she set the pace higher than any other Senator can match, and she reduced other candidates  to the side of the race by this singular act.

I know there are other Men with capacity to emulate her, but for the mere fact that she took the Bull by the Horn is enough to sing "God bless you to her".

Senator Ekwunife, election or not, constituency or not, you have a MIDAS TOUCH and you are in a Class of your own, you are a gift to mankind... 

My main reason of writing is to tell you to have mercy on other politicians that exchange Lice for Vote, you give RICE to Sustain the living and that is humane.

While some swear that it is not Broken even when the CORO ravaged the land they stayed Dumb,certainly not talking about some audio Billionaires who never worried about effecting a great presence.

This is some kind of milestone the Population won't forget in a jiffy...

Senator, you have literally taking away the Pains with the people that was occasioned by the Corona fear, the dreaded Virus. 

This is Mkpisi, the last Born of Mpa Nnukwu, who write to right the wrong of the Generation, saying thank you Iyom . 

While in ISOLATION..

IF WE SURVIVE, THEN GOD IS A NIGERIAN by Mkpisi Ndi Egede.

Okwu Ana aso Anya adighi ebi gboo (Issues treated with reservations doesn't end with good result), in our Local parlance there is this saying which provides "Onwu gburu Alhaji kpalu Alamajari aka, osua ya ka utala" (The death that kill a wealthy Man will pound a beggar like Fufu). 

Nigeria is a nation on limbo when others were glowing like Tomato Jos, when Nations rose in any Era of life, we Nigerians will be snoring because we don't see self nor count self as a Nation, we know we are Association of Amalgamated mistake of Lugard, where he brought together Red Oil mix it with Cold water and add Slice onions to it, serve it as dinner and expect somebody to eat and be merry. 

it is either Lord Lugard has Virus that messed with his brain or African malaria changed his senses.

Making AWUSA, Yoroba and Igbo to stay Amalgamated is the worst Injustice, sorry I was wrong with the choice of word, it is jaundiced and malicious infusion that can only be done in Pit of Hell, as there is no basis for this 3 to share any bound or purpose, they have three wild and divergent view and choice of life, the tradition and belief are world apart. 

Moving on to the present predicament, a situation that humbled the entire West, humiliated the Might and the equipped, bested the Almighty America and having in mind the saying of Ndigbo which provides "agha akara aka, adighi eri ngworo" (Announced Conflict that will result to War can never harm a Cripple because he will hump, crawl into safety weeks before it commence) But in Nigeria, it doesn't matter if Angels will open Windows of Heaven themselves by 3 am and announce it, not even the Bishops will mind them, that's what Bob Nesta Marley call "Stiff necked fool".

When this CORONA was laying Egg in China our people including the Government were busy playing deaf and flying about the World hiding our monies, then I was a crying, writing with fury, begging our Government to close down our Borders, Quarantine imports from China, reevaluate our dealings that may bring this Virus close to home, but because our raiders are like us, they felt that they must touch it to feel it. 

The first Italian entered and they keep treating it as if it is minor headache, people started thinking it was Con, including me because they refuse to furnish the public with facts and dread of the situation, even at that our Governors, Ministers and President Chief of Staff started romantic junketing round the globe and into places known to have the Virus and without care in the World, well they went, they contacted and they infected the Nation, which is the most interesting part, for the Nation's with capabilities are in quandary on how to wrestle this menace, then we with absolute vacuum in our skull, who can't refine Fuel we have in great quantity, who can't build Cattle Ranch to raise our Herds and maximize the benefits, we who can't patronize Made in Nigeria products including Cars, we who can't use the best for our growth instead we use Quota system and in that Quota we have men who are not qualified to serve Tea in the office calling the Shots and we think it is supremacy, without knowing that He who held an opponent down in a contest stays down with him.

A nation where Malaria has been killing us for decades, but nobody cares to invent vaccine that will checkmate it, Infact if Malaria should be in the west they would've found cure not alternative many years ago, but in Africa what the Government can ever produce, sorry import not produce is mosquitoe net, that way they will steal Billions, which if they have used the money to fumigate the state, it will cut off the menace for a year or more, but how can they when they reason through the Orifice?..

 It is only in Africa we use Generator to power state own Street lights and the cost per night can feed entire Local Government for a year. 

When people celebrate it, it makes me to wonder what is in the air we breath as human in Nigeria. 

Now we have that which we hunger after, the Virus has been brought into Nigeria and the only hope we have is exploitation.. 

People selling foodstuff skyrocketed the price, drivers also hiked the fares, everything suddenly finds a way to generate hardship for the same people in pains, same people writhing in pains and asking where will our help come from.. You and the Government are same and you that exploit should know better that even Satan won't have you in his Hell Fire... 

The truth is that many are yet to understand what we are looking at, it seems to them a fairly tale like they started before the Virus agreed to honor our invitation, we said we have harsh weather that it can't survive, the Virus looked at us and laugh because it saw nobody here, actually the Virus was made in Biological War Machine Lab, but God allowed it to escape because he said he can't destroy the Earth again with Water and he doesn't want to destroy us with Fire as that will be EXPO on how HELL FIRE will FRY US, so he simply spit at our own creation and it is dealing with us. 

God never intended this for Africa because he actually wanted to kill human being and not sub human, he wanted to reduce the might of Technology and not to kill Uchicha with Sledge hammer, he wanted to show the World that he is God, but he forgot that somehow we Africans and Nigeria in particular mistakenly fall into the Globe and we are the Joke of the rest. 

Now that we have the Corona, others have scientists in the Lab trying to produce something, but here in Nigeria we have our leaders trying to know who is more callous. 

Fine, we are not developed but we have our natural ways that sustained us.. Any Nation that is not Nigeria would've assembled all this MAKERS of MULTI KILLING LOCAL HERBS in one forest making them to bring a cure, if they don't work hard, just put one victim in same room with them and you see they will work like Mad because it is no longer a choice but a way to live. 

Then empower our Lab scientists to work round the clock to bring a climate balance that will quarantine this Virus, but our leaders are busy mapping out strategy that will make them more money as if they mistake this Virus as Rich man's friendly. 

When I knew that God is saying something is that he left this Virus inside AIR PLANE and only Bigger and Richer Men contracted and contacted it, so oga egbupufa catcham.. 

South East Governors worry not, after all your children are not with us, so why should you be considerate on the provision of cushions?..

 I forgot that even your children are all in Quarantine wherever they are chopping our money.

Pastors instead for you to bury your arrogancy and pray that God should have mercy, what troubles you is how to send Ussd so members can pay Tithe and offering when you can't even pray them into divine assurance, well that Tithe and offering will send you to Hell where you actually have a place. 

Pastors should stay close to alters praying for the lives of Christians starting from his members, worries about money shall be when this is over not while it is just starting... 

Leaders and Political nuisance, do us a favor, help us not with hand Sanitizer as that is cosmetics mistake, it doesn't stop the spread, sanitizers are not for Virus...

 What people needed most is what they will eat while staying home in Quarantine and isolation. 

My worries, what is the fate of all those aides working for the affected Governors? Are they not human enough to be taking care off with the entire family or the only people that matters are the Governor and other Giant shoulders with him?..

 If this Aides are carriers they will infect many and it will find its way into society and back to the Governor and his family.

This dread has come and two things we have, pray for God to have mercy and take it away same way he took EBOLA and stay indoors to minimize the spread. 

Having said the above, let me move back into my room and isolate self before Madam enters and isolation turns to copulation. 

I remain last born to Mpa Nnukwu who he gave Pen to control the small small gods of mischief. 

SITREP..

Isolation  Center not depopulation center by MNE. 

Pardon me if I fail to start this piece with niceties and camouflage pleasantries, after all ejiro ife ebu na Anya araru ura (One can't sleep with logs in his eyes).

My Governor Chief Akpokue Dike Nke Mbu na Aguleri, I come again this morning because of the impending Doom as presented to you and you presented to us, even though Ndi Igwe, Ndi PG, Ndi Bishops, Ndi Clergy may have seen it and kept mute as usual or they are shortsighted, but Munwa bu last Born Mpa Nnukwu said it twice as appeal to you,Mpa Nnukwu is angry that he gave us brain which we refused to use, very soon we will start disturbing him to come and help even when it was our stupidity that gave us the situation of gbata nu.

Sir, chosen a Populated General Healing Center which we call Hospital as Isolation center, not for accident Victims, not for those with Craw Craw(Scabbies), not for those with Swollen testicles or even swollen Stomach, but for a Virus that is beating Almighty America like Brigade Band, that nomination makes us inhuman, insensitive and human without hearts.

Other Nations with hope of research and cure for THE VIRUS built thier own Isolation center very very very very far away from the living, the only reason it is called Isolation is because it is Isolated, must be isolated.

The 3 centers you choose are not isolated, they are dangerous placed to existing population and in Hospitals where our own Sick parents, brothers, Sisters are laid to get well and not to get affected with Corona Virus. 

Go and visit the Nnewi Own and see that the place designated for it can't take more than 3 Beds and there is no Ventilation, not even a single equipment, none of 3 chosen places can work even if they have state of the art equipment. 

No sane man can built Beer Palour on detox center, if he does the work is balderash... 

As for the High and Might that is tongue tied, they should remember that this Epidemic is exclusive for the Rich as Mpa Nnukwu wants to use it and level the playing field of sickness, so the Rich will enjoy being sick like the poor. 

So let the Bishops keep quiet and I will assure them that those centers will get thier Children both legit and illegitimate ones first, then siblings as well and the Bishops lastly, so also it will be with Ndi Igwe. 

We know there is no money anymore, we do not pray for Construction of New Roads, we simply ask for maintenance of the old ones built over 14 years ago, but now we are no longer asking for Roads, we are simply asking that you move this Quarantine buffers to out of Population places.

 Imagine the announcing committee that goes around to announce to population that CORONA is real in OKA the state capital, none have hand Sanitizer or face mask provided for them. 

The Government is making me feel like slapping people. 

imagine we take our suspected cases to Ibadan to confirm. 

while the Machine for the test cost less than 1 Million Naira and one can say why can't we buy the machines in hundreds and place at our convenient?. 

How about the Government subsidize Celtivity, the Immune enhancement drug that help to boast immune system, which once it is boosted, the person is 90% assured of resistance to this kind of menace and other related. 

My Governor, do you know that even LAP TECHS in those places where not consulted before they choose thier place as Location?.. 

Who will work on the patients? The Doctors or the cleaners?.. 

Many wrongs that needs to be righted, now that there is still time. 

I heard that Enugwu has a suspected Case, which I am yet to ascertain well enough but we must be careful and awake. 

Sir, I know they may not have told you about the existing LASSA CASE, it is not mine to minute, but to draw attention and yours to act as Number 1 Citizen. 

Mpa Nnukwu is not happy and when he is this angry, he remembers how he threats Nebuchadnezzer and his fist itches to have a repeat, but I am standing in the Gap trying to make sure that it is not on my watch. 

Thanks, I remain Mazi Odera POg JP your SPECIAL ADVISER ON Good Governance without pay, and I am more concerned with our safety than Political mirage, after all I don't play Politics, I do my thing which is what only Mkpisi can do. 

I am back into my Self Quarantine somewhere around UMUERI na Nke Ify.. 

ATTN AKPOKUE..

COVID CENTERS IN ANAMBARA, A GREAT DISASTER by Mazi Odera POg JP.

Once I explained how unrealistic it is trying to get a Danfo mechanic to work on Mechanical Fault of a Ferrari Car, they are World Apart.

Danfo use more of Analog while Ferrari operator more on Electronics and Electrical appliances, asking a Mechanic that is not trained on sophisticated Automobile will only cause disaster and disability on the Millennium invention, which brings me to most of the Harp HARZARD mistakes that masquerade around corridors of Power in my state, they make matters that can be solvent to be frankly disaster.

Whosoever that advised the Governor to use our Hospitals as ISOLATION center should be Quarantined with Ndi Ara na Nawfia (the Home of Ndi Ara na South East).

I would've said the person suck breast of a Pig, but even pigs have brain. 

This is a virus that is deadlier than anything mankind has ever known, knowing we have to plans on self preservation, we never plan on making anything work for tomorrow, the Hospitals marked for this have existing patients and visitors going up and down to visit them, that is same place they want us to Quarantine CORONA, meaning that in less than 48 hours the entire state will start praying "Unto thy hand we commit our spirit", that idea must have come from somebody who doesn't like the state.

Imagine the centers as announced and I present.. 

1. Nnamdi Azikiwe Teaching Hospital in Nnewi 

2. Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu University Teaching Hospital in Awka. 

3. The General Hospital in  Onitsha.

It's like bringing home Ant infested Firewood and later wonder why Lizards pays Homage. 

The mistake of Italy was that they brought home thier Nationals that got Corona from China, while others allowed China to Quarantine theirs, and while they ask Citizens to stay indoors they felt they are Mafians that can't obey Laws, now Law is obeying them. 

My Governor, that Quarantine is very very active Bad and Dumb, it shouldn't be near Hospital, talk less of inside Hospital, it will afflict more than just other patients. 

Kindly remove it from our Hospitals and move it to schools or stadium or build a Tent for them at UMUERI ONGOING AIRPORT, that way the Contamination can be contained. 

If it must be hospitals, then chase away all the patients, close it down and use it. 

The one Transport Commissioner want Keke to carry 3 is right, but none of Keke should pay Kobo to anybody again as Levy or daily whatever, they should be assisted to help,same applied to Buses.

If you ask them for any payment, they will also cut corners to meet the extortion or racketeering. 

Sir, kindly intervene before you start something that God will not like to help with, take isolation center out from town, population and hospitals. 

Thanks I remain yours Special Adviser on Good Governance (SAGG) and (UNPAID) Mazi Odera POg JP. 

Tuesday Whisper..

Grand benefits from CORONAVIRUS by Mazi Odera POg JP.

Good Morning Jesus, Good Morning Mpa Nnukwu, I bring you thanks for this Virus, even though it shakes and create fears but finally I was able to chronicle the advantage and I knew that it Cure us than it killed us.. 

Imagine our President did not Travel, something that has never been heard before now meaning he can do without those expensive travel and that is a plus to know. 

Our Governors suddenly stayed back in Nigeria and in fear, most of them cut down the Convoy menace because they fear for Contamination and the Quarantine, a thing that want possible prior.

The Ministers hide thier Passports and never yearn to move out of our nation that is in shambles(It use to irritate them and nauseat them) to places where other Ministers build and it make sense to our senseless ministers and leaders. 

No Senator travels for Medical check up, not even members of House of Representatives remembered all the ailments that can only be treated in Germany, London or USA, they suddenly will enjoy with us the substandard hospitals they refused to rehabilitate,what a relief. 

Nke towalum nti bu na the Daughter of the President is in Quarantine or self isolation, meaning the retinue of aids and Guards will have some rest and makes meaning to "EAST OR WEST, NO PLACE LIKE HOME" . 

Then the Son of ATIKU was in Gwagwalada General Hospital, a place we know that if not for Coro, nothing on earth Will make him to visit even a friend there, but now he is lying down there and all the bed bugs and roaches will pay him courtesy visit. 

Hmmmm our General Overseers that can't do with weekly theatrics at the Alter  where they will ramble for hours but can't ask you how prepared you are to meet the Lord, instead they will Echo the benefits of giving to them and not how they will give out, just like the missionaries that brought mission to us gave thier all including education,  good health... 

Ours has only a mission, to milk the congregation dry,by so doing they live in thier heaven here on earth, while the members lives in Hell making me to wonder if they actually believe there is Heaven and Hell after life.

The Church mega leaders lost confidence in God that they whispered to Authority to Quarantine churches to avoid them catching the Flu and Billions they made will be left behind, and I was watching to see any G. O donate money to help in any kind toward the Quarantined or the battling of the Flu or sponsoring Prayers to wrestle it down.

In a situation like this, I expected those Men that call selves GOD'S GENERALS to stand in the Gap, bring all the Long Cap wearing Bishops, non denominational, together  they should wear ordinary TShirt because the Agbada they wear makes them to see self as Mini God, they wear casual and organize prayer Chains themselves begging Mpa Nnukwu to have mercy, but none of them wants to plead because they are scared of the filth they carry which will provoke God and make him unleash his anger on them. 

I am also happy that so far the Flu are for those who traveled Overseas, they are the carrier, had it been it is for peasants the Government would not worry, as we speak those whose family are overseas are sleeping less than we who live in this Nation in Limbo because they fear for thier lives and that of the Family living in Quarantine. 

We noticed also that Terrorism seems to have evaporated because they see the real terror and not even Kidnappers wants to Kidnap for the Fear that they may grab CORONA,the fear of CORONAVIRUS is now Supreme. 

Suddenly Bombs stopped exploding even Highway Demons ran away and accidents reduced. 

Imagine the Police are not in a Hurry to arrest or molest people because the Fear of Coro is real. 

If only our Government should learn with this and build up our Hospitals, health Centers and start building back our nation. 

Coronavirus suppose to teach us lesson the same way BIAFRAN GENOCIDE taught many Ndigbo lesson, then we build our lives in other places, not even a Tent in the Village, but when the Hostility became unbearable, one has go ran back home and reality hit them like Thunderbolt for they don't have a Nest to rest the head, so after the Genocide we build up a place and no December you will not see True sons and daughters traveling home to fraternize. 

Thank God for this Rain that fell today in Lagos to wash away the Coro from General Population, but I appeal that the rich should get more scare from it, so they can fear God.

In fairness, I say thank you God for humbling nations, making Science to look Daft and making the High and Might to stay isolated. 

May your name be praised, I appeal that the status quo of the Coro shall remain until it is washed away for real. 

I remain the Last Born of Mpa Nnukwu Mazi Odera POg JP, Mkpisi na ede with precision. 

Wishing us Happy Quarantine. 

The Sermon..

Mkpisi takes CORONAVIRUS case to Mpa Nnukwu report filled by Mazi Odera POg JP.

The whole Earth was in confusion, the first world was in Quarantine, the second World which I don't know where they are or who they are is yet to show face, the third World is at the mercy of Ngworo and the snake, there was a time, mgbe Uzo di na Ukwu Ukwa (When there was a Pathway under Breadfruit tree), one Cripple called Uzonna was crawling a Village path that was treacherous and slippery, after he managed to negotiate up a curve and was sweating like Christmas GOAT, suddenly a Cobra rise in front of him and his fangs raised, the Cripple looked at the Cobra and say with Subtle voice "Choose the part of me that you favored, bite it and move on let me die in peace", well it is not my duty to tell us what was the result because I digress.

As we were laughing and hifiving that our weather defiled Corona and our Idiotic Minister for health challenging the Virus that reside in China, our Health Minister was shouting that "We are ready for Corona", well Corona honored the invite and Ohu na Ogodo bido kebe Nsi.

Tryly Mmiri juru Awo onu the moment even the Bishops, G. O, Evangelist Men, agreed that Prayers doesn't have a role to play with combating the Virus, anyway was there anytime they agreed that Angels and God is working?..

If they have reverence for God, they should have accepted the work of working to enter heaven but instead they prefer working to enrich self, make so much money with catalogue of lies they fabricated as testimonies, fear they created and stole from the weak shrouded as Tithe, the selling of blessings, and after all that, the fear of God slapping them made many to move around with Armed Men to protect them incase Angels wants to spank them. 

The Church accepted that instead for Men to run into Church as fortress and insurance against CORO, they said to Government let's close down Church or reduce same to 50 and men with empty brain applauded, they forgot that we don't have anything to help us, we don't have hope of surviving and Nigeria as a Nation is Hopeless, so the only LAST CARD before CHECK UP is the Church where you believe that at least there must be difference. 

They reduced the Church to 50 per sitting, they forgot that most Buses carry over 60 passengers and compressed where they brush at each other and inhale carbon dioxide of each other. 

They forgot that Army Barracks has more population than most Giant  Churches, yet they did not close those places. 

How about markets?.. They can't close it because they generate fund from it while that of church goes to Pastors, but I digress..

So after watching the whole sorry situation, I said enough, let me take the case to Mpa Nnukwu who art in Heaven, he is the only person that can make meaning of any intervention. 

As I knock on his Door and silence everywhere, I called out.. Mpa Nnukwu and not even a whimper.. I shouted again MPA NNUKWU OOOOOOOOOOO, nkiti kpo kpo, as I move back to use my elbow and badge the door, he said in my ear, if you try it this time, I will give you Divine knock,  I smiled because I know how his knock sounds.. 

When you hear knock you will think it is just Koi.. But that is more like Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Mpa Nnukwu did not know how powerful his smile is, that his smile break nation and his wrath makes one to wish it was Earth quake.

So I quietly enter his presence, drag out his Chair which I have taking as mine (He is tired of telling me to leave that Chair alone for him, the last time he discussed it with Elijah, the prophet remind him that last Borns are always that way, and that he doesn't want to get involve in family affairs) i sat quietly, he pretended he didn't notice me because he knew what I came for and that I don't need egging to speak my mind. 

I started by saying Mpa, do you actually want to mebie Uwa?.. 

He relaxed, turn round and look me in the eyes and say "The World has grown so much Balls that they don't have respect for me again.. I say to them respect me but they said.. 

NO WAY, they respect science and Technology..

 I say worship me and they say NO WAY, they worship Money, wealth, class and they have allegiance to thrifty things....

I created Human to live as one but they built a class barrier, thereby making one first World and another lesser world. 

They think that things bad should go to Africa, while they have ultimate solution, so let them have this one as a taste. 

Because they trust in thier creation and technology, I decided igbanyere fa Film, just a small one and none of the Technology withstand it, well My Son "Atuanya" don't beg me to have mercy because I have not started erasing the line on the sand. 

As Mpa Nnukwu were talking,I noticed that he has a Scissors by his side and I noticed that he removed one  beard from his Golden sparkling Beard, then I ask Mpa Nnukwu are we safe this one I saw Aguba near you?.. 

He smiled and say that humanity is making him feeling like shaving off some of his beard, and I shouted and tremble with fear because he was angry and remove one Hair from his beard, and drop it in China we have GLOBAL epidemic called Corona, imagine if he shave his beard and drop same, nyabu na Uwa agwugo (That ends the World). 

Today the principal of life are buried, men sleep with men, women with women and not even the preachers preach against it, instead they prefer to preach about mercy and wealth... They refuse to educate Children and teach them ways of life, that same children will inherit this sorry world.. 

I get off from the Chair and sat at his Lap, he smiled and say, what do you want to beg?.. 

I said Mpa, you know we in Nigeria are already living in Hell, would you allow your wrath to visit it even when the Developed Nation can't stand it?.. Why not have mercy on us?. 

He said, I gave those with Science that Coro, I did not want it to near you but there is no way one can Hobnob with Faeces without having his hands smear by it, the little you got is the one you went to those people that I afflicted and tap from it. 

Because of the Indignant believe of the West that they don't need me is why I let them know that they always need me, I restraint from giving to your place of residence because some of you still pray and ask for mercy, but I looked around.. 

Let me ask you Mkpisi, can you say with your mouth that the Preachers are preaching or praying today? Or they are harvesting fund for future well being of self and family? 

How many Bishops, General Overseers have trust on me?.. They despise my words and replace same with theirs. 

They resent Angels and employ Mobile Police with Gun. 

They rejected Holy Ghost and his directions and follow sorcerers. 

Many don't pray in the name of Father, they have made self Icon of Faith that the followers now build thier trust around them instead of on me. 

Mkpisi tell me why I will have mercy?.. I was scratching my head to get answer but it was elusive. 

Mpa said, you are here asking me for mercy, have you looked in the Church Today? 

Today being Sunday where everybody would've gathered and cry unto me, but the occultic leaders agreed that salvation is no longer in the Church, they lost confidence in me and place it on Nothing as they don't have hope even in the Government or system and now they refused to come and seek my face. 

So can one answer those who do not call him?.. 

Last Born, leave this people agam etifa nmanwu,that was when I noticed the Prototype that is on the Table, and I peek inside, it was recreation of another Humans for anther planet and that sent shivers down my spine. 

As I wanted to cry out in pains he touched my shoulder and I woke up.. 

Brethren, Mpa Nnukwu is not smiling, he doesn't even want us to repent, rather he wants us to perish and I am done pleading for his mercy. 

If we like, let's stop praying and stop church all together, if we perish today, I am going home to my father and don't ask me to plead your case because I will help and flog you into Hell without even trial. 

Anambara 2021 the Party play, the Power play by Mazi Odera POg JP.

Just as I went to Ulasi River to commune with NNA ANYI BI NIME OFIA(Thier Father living in the forest is a euphemistic parlance for smoking Weed) , that was when I heard the trees chanting the music of Bob Nesta Marley and please come with me for I am in prophetic nuance... 

In this life, in this life, in this life
In this, oh sweet life
We're (we're coming in from the cold)
We're coming in, we're coming in (coming in)
We're coming in, we're coming in (coming in)
We're coming in, we're coming in (coming in)
We're coming in, we're coming in (coming in)
We're coming in from the cold"... End of epilogie 1..

As Anambara state, the state that used to be the cream of all states, the Pace setters, the only state that sneeze and Cold catches even Jagaban of external forces, all that was when we have purposeful leadership, when even our Traditional Rulers stand on the threshold of OFO na OGU and talk to irritant power that be and lay blessing of the Land to the head that worth it, not now they sale Traditional titles even to the Vomit of Criminals, such provoked the Gene of the Century Chinualum Ogu Achebe and he scripted with Anger "Things has fallen apart, and the Center cannot hold again", but I am troubled that Achebe cried that things fall apart when things where still glued and bonded, imagine if he is alive today and saw where our own Governor injected epileptic nymphs into leadership and decision making places and they turn our state into the Palace of Bandits, then make our Schools an inheritance to Urchins, I am sure that the man would not have taking the same Delu nebe stance like our Anambara League of Professionals who has gone Mute, blind and who refused to stand up and speak for posterity, making one to wonder what is the use of having Professionals who are made but can't speak to powers that they made, when things goes awry, I will consider our LAP as Jurassic mistakes. 

That's why I love to hear that musical Legend, Bob Nesta Marley his music is prophecy that doesn't mean to pacify, the situation in my state must be something that made him to chant ""I Shot The Sheriff"

(I shot the sheriff

But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh!

I shot the sheriff

But I didn't shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.)

Yeah! All around in my home town,

They're tryin' to track me down;

They say they want to bring me in guilty

For the killing of a deputy,

For the life of a deputy.

But I say:

Oh, now, now. Oh!

(I shot the sheriff.) - the sheriff.

(But I swear it was in selfdefence.)

Oh, no! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah!

I say: I shot the sheriff - Oh, Lord! -

(And they say it is a capital offence.)

Yeah! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah!".. End of second epilogue... Moving on

Parties are lined up, some with assurance, some marking time just to be relevant and the election seems a year away but my old man said to me "Eme Ngwa Ngwa emeghalu Odachi" (When one hasten up, he can circumvent impediments). 

Adi Abuo nwelu Aturu, oso gana gana buru onye ato, Anambara has seen the Bad, the Brute, the Good and the Ogini na afio in Politics, especially on GUBER level, well we have tasted growth and tasting sour grape, but akwa dara na Ani akupiago, so there is no need to cry over spilt milk, and broken bottle has no mekwatarism which takes me to the truth of the moment. 

As I inhale the first wrap of the Leaf, I drew it high and nigh and as it touches my medulla my Vision landed and I saw Ilo ikwu ato (3 Tent) atop them are.. 

Broom hanging on one with the outside Dark as if it was abandoned. The exterior wasn't looking good, but a closer look with eyes that has seen the Blokos of the spirit, you will know they are hiding something in dirty clothes. 

The other has a Shinnig Umbrella with lots of Christmas light and so many Ndi Ara, Ndi isi Nkuka na Ndi isi dinma congregating at all corners, lots of Noises and they stand in different groups, while you look at them you see they have divergent ideas and interests that is spiked with ulterior motives,most of the players has Daga tucked at the waist Band of the Trousers and each person is trying to push down the other from the Chair. 

Then the last one look more like abandoned POULTY but with a Cock standing like refuge atop the Roof. 

I moved closer to understand why the place of poultry seems to be beehive of Maddness, that was when I saw that 4 Men were seating at the High table and with many boys standing with bottles of Beer waiting to be told to move or seat, they stand like what Fela will call Zombie. 

I looked at the Book that was open which would serve as minute of meetings and what I saw was CON MADE EASY, as I skip to second page, it read CON MADE MANIFEST and I was shocked, so I turn to last page and saw the Picture of the GENERAL of all General, Nwa amusiri ma uso 1 na Nnewi, the Aura of the Legends, the Power of Nations translated(IKEMBA) .. 

What they wrote under his picture made me to shed water instead of Tears, they wrote "CAMPAIGN MATERIAL ONLY". 

Originally I did not Notice the Canopy that was hoisted at the extreme End in same Compound and some music where coming out of it  and all I can make out of it was "Give us another Shot", I stopped to analize but I saw only a Man standing at the Helm, others are just Inn Keepers...The Man at the Center has a Whip in his left Hand and a Chain in his right, I saw a Bingo he was whipping, he keep calling the Bingo OBINNA, and because of my Church mind, I simply leave the place, for the ufuru ma Ani was degrading .. 

Then what moved me was the First house I saw that was Dark, damped and silent, as if it was abandoned, as I watch it trying to make something out of it, that was when Ndawu iyi came to me and push me forward and that simple Nodge placed me at a Vantage position to see all that is happening in the room... 

The Room has lots of strategist sitting round the Table burning midnight oil, they were WATCHING TELEVISION that was hung on the Wall which ran from one end to another and in 4 places, that was when I noticed that they are watching CCTV of events happening in the others tents and jotting down everything that moves, analyzing every comment made and they manifest everything that makes sense and store the ones that doesn't make sense in one hard drive. 

So I saw two men sitting at the Back of the place with both Backing each other as if they don't agree with each other, that was when I heard the man at the Helm of the table made a pronouncement, he said, I know that Both of you don't like each other much, but our coming here is not to make you love one another, but to work out a way that will give us that Place, the GOLD MINE called ANAMBARA.

This is what should be done, You the taller of the two, you have served in higher places, know people in high places, have been there before and you terrify them despite the fact that you speak less but acts more, based on that, you should FLY the Flag, while Tony will deputize you. 

As we know that you have what it takes to contain the South,make in road into Central, then Tony shall represent the interest of his people from the side of KOGI. 

All this while the Senator was smiling with mind wandering away into other activities and I know that Ogu di na Igwe for those who cares. 

The strategy set the bell ringing in my head as that is tactical and circumspential and doable, imagine the Ballot General leading with his allies at all the quarters, then the Battle field Commander, the small but mighty leading the charge from the Northern side, while others are making noise..

The Umbrella will be struggling for supremacy, while they continue to back Stab each move, while they Drag each other through the Gutter, the men with the Broom may have made a clean Sweep of the Compound for they has more understanding of Power play than the band of mischievous Men on the other aisle. 

What troubles me is the tactics they redeployed which makes it  seem as if they are not interested, but they have mapped out the battle plots, this tactic makes me to remember what James Harley Chase said "When a Man (Umbrella) is full of confidence, that is when he is wide open for a Sucker punch".. 

Ndigbo will say "Oga emefa Voom na Anya, odika Magic" but I digress.. 

Whereas the noise makers in other camps are galivanting with lots of noise that constitute nuisance, then it dawn on me that, if others are not up and in accord, they will be asking the AVR to rectify the call of the Referee, but they will be shocked that it is a Goal.

Now my body needs to take Soak Garri with Milk and Ground nuts, so I can go into the wild and wrestle the Evil ones... I remain Pain to Ndi Uchu and pen of the gods.

Above is for the Initiates, that you can't decode it is not my business, my business has been delivered and I have moved on.. 

For the Record..

Addressing the misunderstanding of the 1000 Kilometers of Road tarred by Gov Obiano by Mazi Odera POg JP.

I have never loved what I hate and I don't like when people just started hating another just because they can. 

Gov Obiano Media or collection of Men that works for him may have committed another oral blunder and now people are angry and offended, people are saying that Gov Obiano did not build the roads they claim he built.. 

Well Me Mazi Odera will like to correct it and lay it to rest... After all, I see no reason to argue if NKWO IGBO is still at same Spot or have been moved, a visit will end the argument. 

So many verifiable lies has been bandied about, which is very wrong, it makes people to doubt even the ones that was well done. 

That's one of the reason I have advised the Governor to clean slate , sack many of this people that doesn't add value, so that the remaining 2 years will be an addition and perhaps it might blur the blunders of the last 6 years, but moving on.. 

This kind of fruitless lies are reason they said Ana ama ase Utu Ohu, odika odi na Oru, wefe aka na Azu ifu ya (When they make reference to Buttocks it will seems Utopian, but just shift your hand backwards and you scratch it). 

During the days of Peter Obi when they said he did 385 Kilometers of Road in his first tenure(All was in Whisper, no Media, no pictures, no shouting and no blabbing) , I called Val From China(Val is the silent replica of Okwute, down to Earth but carrying terrifying forces and connection which he doesn't even know how to use, he is his Media.. As simple as that.. The only Terrorist that can terrorize him is Mazi Odera) I told him that they should stop lying, he said they are not lying, that was when I introduced the parlance "Show me bu gosim" And he said they are ready to show me anytime I come around, I don't have the patience to wait, so I jumped into an AIRPLANE and landed in Nigeria on what I Christiend FACT FINDING MISSION, I started visiting with my Camera the Roads, but after 7 days I said it is enough, I have seen enough, many Towns I never knew existed where just a change of Gear away , Also they weighted me down, from Schools to Hospital to Roads and the one that tore me apart was Virgin roads the man tarred.

I was angry with Peter all Through, imagine a Governor by 5 AM he is awake Jogging, by 6 he is the Chapel na ekpe Ekene Maria, then 7 he is in the office at Government House attending to state issues.. Hold it, Atimes he left office by 8 or 9 at night, we all know that if the Boss is around many workers won't like to go to show Solidarity, therefore those that would've taking me out and show me good time always have reason to renege. 

If you pass him on the road, you will think he is an SA as his Convoy makes no sense, also noiselessly quiet and no siren.. Damn... What a life, me I go show una say na me dey pass.. 

What I saw in 3 days made me to turn Born again from Anti Peter to his disciple, Infact I gave Peter more trouble than I ever gave Obiano, because I don't like his Voice and plus he was too gentle and I wanted a Ruffian who can be able go battle the status quo... 

But I never knew that his small voice is not his weakness but his strength, for he bested all those osichiegbu in the state.

 

He has more strength with his gentle nature than many ruffians who are brute.

If Okwute can't reason with you, then nobody alive can ever reason with you. He has the energy, patience and unending tolerance to sit on insult and felt no offence after all. 

He change the Maggots of the state and quarantined them, they agreed that Nwoke bugodi Odogwu.

All his tenure everybody were behaving well and the state was cold and conducive to live, he gave us back a State we called Home. 

He changed the state From HOME to all Criminals to LIGHT that illuminate the Nation, suddenly a state that was a pariah became the Bride all sought after.

 

So when I was done with the Fact Finding, I left a recommendation which provides that the Government should show people what he has done, that Anya onye bu Oke ya (What you see is your conviction), So later they brought so many groups to tour the state and see for themselves, no MEDIA Vuvuvula, he left it on the ground and on site.

So I will broker this one too, I want to believe that Gov Obiano actually tarred over 1000 KM of Roads,the laying to rest is SHOW US, so we can Chronicle same and be the Voice that will propel the work as we did in the previous administration. 

We should take it catchments, we start with ANAMBARA SOUTH, we will visit NNEWI and they Marshall out the Roads done out there, the schools with the Classroom blocks he erected or attracted, that way when Senator Ifeanyi Ubah will claim any newly TARRED ROAD we will jump in with evidence and confirm that it wasn't him. 

I will like to point out that so many roads around Nnewi is a No No including 100 foot road, which I will say, we may need a Sound UTILITY VEHICLE to pass most of the Sport during the inspection. 

Then we move down to ANAMBARA NORTH starting from AYAMELUM and down, we inspect Mountain of Roads tarred for them as well, then visit Hospitals and schools if there are any helped by the Government. 

That way if Senator Stella Odua said she attracted or tarred the roads, we will jump in and say Hell know. 

I will like us to Avoid Ogbaru town as they don't have any road at all. 

Ugbene, Amanuke and some Towns only see thier roads with digital pictures showed on the internet, as for in reality  many of them refuse to appreciate the massive Roads you tarred for them, so I must investigate and shame them. 

They can't make fun of our 21/21 winning. 

Finally we land at Central, which I will treat with Fine Tooth comb, so that OKWUTE who is from Central will not claim Willie's Job.

Less I forget, while we are on showing off the roads tarred in Central, may I point out that Adazi - ICHIDA- OKA ETITI road is now a write off, the Mbuze that sandwiched that road makes it extremely difficult to drive in Dry season, therefore Rainy season will become GOD FORBID, then the same road heading to Umuanuka in Nnewi is worse than the gullies in Ayamelum. 

Senator Umeh will not claim Willie's Job as well, then the Woman with Midas Touch, Senator Iyom Uche Ekwunife won't claim any as well for we have authentic record for each Town. 

After chronicling the roads according to Senatorial Zones, we can then measure and make sure it surpass the 1,000 KM as said, after all ife agba na aka ejiro Enyo ekiri ya (You don't need a binocular to view an Ornament you have round your wrist). 

Why it is Important to do so is because Peter Obi did totally in both Tenure about 870 KM and it gave Anambara the state  the State with the best Road Network in Nigeria, which means with the added 1000 KM claimed to have been tarred by Akpokue, we will be the Best Roads in West Africa and it is good we set the record clear.

Dr Chris Ngige asphalted 190 Kilometers of Road in his 2 years and 6 months as Governor, though his quality is far better  also most of his roads are based in Central or has 60% traction in Central. 

I have read people said that Peter's road doesn't last, but come with me gently... Peter Constructed EARTH BASED ROAD and the agreement signed With the Contractors are 5 years from Asphalting.. 

Let's do some Maths here.. Peter came inn in 2006 and left in 2014, making it 8 years and from 2014 to 2020 is 6 years, so total of 14 years. 

Minus the 14 years from the 5 years that was in agreement, it shows that the road has tried. 

Why was it 5 years?

Why was it Earth Base instead of Stone base,.. 

Well most states does earth base because it is Cheaper, it is Federal that goes for stone base or places that has Water based terrain, but Anambara has dry land. 

Why it is 5 years is because Peter also put in place a Road maintainance agency with all the facilities to maintain the roads and with maintenance the roads will out live most of us.

The Maintainance agency wasn't used because the man that handled it after Peter left used it for personal mgbere, he Lent it out, lease it and fonye ego na wallet and as we speak now, I don't know if there is anything that remained there.

Why the onsight inspection is needed is because an Engineer had a bet with me that if all the Roads done by this Government measures more than 69 KM including the Bridges that he will give me a plot of his land at Oka Millennium City.

69 KM is less than what OKWUTE did in one Town in Otuocha and I don't like this kind of play down. Had he said 169 KM I would've rachalu Noda (swallowed it) but 69 KM, I won't take it without a fight. 

Mazi Odera POg JP Jogging down Amansea road with measuring Rape to start measuring from there. 

Discussing..

Bride Prize, Bride Price and Brides Burden by Mazi Odera POg JP.

Like me or hate me is no skin off my Pointed Nose, Infact the hard truth is that adirom Anu ife ogbi na ekwu (I don't hear what a dumb is saying).

What I know is that Mpa Nnukwu will ask me to say it, I will say it the way I want to, stand aside to see if any will come after me with mouth odour so I can go back with Sheltox to detoxify the person and the Stinking mouth, what I am saying is that I makes no apology, and if I make one, just know that it is for the moment for oburukwo Maka repetition, that one is assured. 

I want to talk about the bride Selling Price of IMO STATE, part of Abia state, other states I have not looked into you but you should know that where they counsel a son with a Father, an Orphan learns the rope. 

Many Ladies that are in Manage not marriage out there, those who just pack into a Man's house without the Man knowing the way to the girls house,perish the thought of knowing the Inlaws, the marriage that is consummated with breeding children are mostly from the states in question. 

I started digging to know why and also to see if it has to do with ancestral pronouncement, I discovered that it was so because parents from such places saw thier own daughters as Wares displayed with a price Tag and if you dare ask for the Girls hand in Holy marriage, they will xray your bank account and make sure you go borrowing for the plerims.

The Bride price seems like Bride selling, when they give you list, you wonder if truly they want you to open Super market for them and they have not considered the implications of taking too much from the groom which will make him gloomy and will force him to build a wall of Hostility around him to barricade his in laws because he bought the daughter like plot of Land egburu EWU Ala, which is irrevocable.

The Father's that agreed to this Evil never consider the happiness of the daughter in such unfortunate bondage as she will live a life of, one bought in black market and the buyer will like to gain back the money invested, he will ride her like RALEIGH BICYCLE HIRED from a Merchant, the one who hired it will ride it with aruru Ani and running into bad roads and bad spots become enjoyment because he hired it. 

The above setting is why most Girls from IMO are seldom married the agreeable way, most are yet to get Bride price paid on them, because of the acrimonial weighty Financial dump, not many Boys can afford to pay even the bride price, thereby making the Girl to run after them and they start multiplication and ask them, they say my HUSBAND and or my wife, but the Traditional exchange wasn't exchanged, in such situation the Girl has become EXTREMELY USED by another man, so no other client will price her and the parents that laid the burden on her won't get a penny off her, yet they have not learnt that it is frivolous to use your own daughter as object of merchandise. 

Sure it is how it has been done in your Town, but come with me my Dear, hold the helm of my shirt, come quietly let's sit by the side of that Hill, so we can reason. 

Dear join me while I eat the Anu kporu Nku that I brought out from my Bag with Ekpeteshi to water it down, now let's discuss... 

1) I agree that tradition of your town is sacrosanct, but do you know that when they crafted the tradition that none of your KINSMEN knew the way to Lagos, so they use the life by circumstances to weave the Satanic stuff that served them during the period and become a Bondage during ours?

2) When certain laws where agreed, it was those evil men who held the faith of the downtrodden to isi ajaja that perfected it because such law favors only them and others who wish to ride it have to come to them to borrow money and they will consent but, will ask for collateral which mostly is Land that you can't afford go ransom, so they disinherit you of the Land for some peanut they lend you.

3)Do you know why Constitutions are reviewed from time to time?..

It is necessary when the world is changing and laws provided for in the constitution in obsolete. 

If you don't amend such,  it reduce the members to idiots, after all there are groups that started visiting people with 20 Naira as entitlement , then it was great Sum but now let them try it again.

4) During our days, when one wants to wed he will travel to far places like from ONUICHA to Kano to share wedding Cards using your people living there, the money you waste for the trip can never be received back from that side because nobody with Brian will make such journey just to attend your wedding.

 As time flies, we see the stupidity and it was dropped.

Today sharing Wedding or traditional cards is getting odd as you can stay at the comfort of your house and use Whatsapp to send Soft copies, that is innovative. 

Now remove your hand from the Meat, I ask you to join me not for you to take Lion Share... 

Still moving on, this is another Easter when Ndigbo travels enmass, sorry if I sound harsh but okwu Ana aso Anya adighi ebi gboo (words addressed with reverence doesn't end well).

Many of you that have thier daughters married to Men who doesn't pay a dime on her head should Man up this Easter, ask the man and his people to come, you and your own selected few will gather and collect the bride price, it is what you as a father deemed fair price is the actual price, you can do what we do in Anambara by collecting One thousand Naira only, give them your blessing after all it is your blessing that matters, not the one from Umunna. 

She is your daughter and not nke Umunna, that makes it your duty to remove the fetters of bondage around her neck, if she is not married by tradition, she is just making babies in her Father's house or in a man's house, there is no difference between the one who started IME Mkpuke at home and IME Mkpuke outside, remove the Shame and aspersions from her. 

Note this, once you gave them the blessing of marriage, you will see that things will change for better, you will sleep well, your house will know peace and your inlaw will consider you a part of his life. 

Know it that some Zombies will jump out to announce to you that it is not the tradition, then you should boldly retort that, THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER and your responsibility and your personal tradition to give her a good life. 

Then you girls from Marine kingdom that wants the Finacee to wipe away shame from your powder laden face, the face that have been hammered with assorted make up, so much that without it, you seem like Mgbe Eke.

You want a celebrity Trad... Where all your friends will come and do Aso Ebi, live music and caterers that cost hand and leg.. 

Let me ask you, how much are you bringing to support the extravagant waste which you wanted?.

Some Girls will use make up to disfigure the face so bad that if they send you the picture from a different number you don't know it is her, you can never guess that it's same person, and if they tell you the Cost of that mutilation you go shake like onye  akwukwu(Epileptic person) . 

If you have a celebrity marriage and leave a wretched life in marriage, what's your gain?.

Same with Wedding, you want all the good things of wedding, but you are not bringing any subsidy.. After the wedding the debt will follow the man into Child birth, if he start going out to meet another Mgbeke to find peace, you will start spitting all over the place as if na ome alu, read my Lips, na you cause am... 

You made him spend what he doesn't have just to impress outsiders, so the pains will rest on you after the fact. 

Plan for tomorrow with your spouse, it doesn't matter the low key applied, the most important thing is that you married to your own, leave matter after one year when those your friends who mocked you will see your next level, it is better to move to higher level than from higher wedding to lower level in life.

Young man, before you marry, make budget for it , don't go one penny above your projection... If your Fiancee wants a High class wedding or trad, then leave her and go for one who wants your class and level of wedding,even when your friends contribute money for you as Uluhu, you call it committee of friends.. 

Imagine you invite people who are never your friends and they contribute money for you to marry and you call self man, iyasikwo...I call you professional beggar, you call it Committee of friends.. During our days committee of friends only come around to help in managing what you provided, not to help you as handicapped Uluhu. 

Stop trying to impress your inlaw or your wife in any issue that required money, learn to cut your Coat according to your cloth and not your size, for many of us have big body that needs 4 yards to sow shirt but what you have is 2 yards, just sow Monkey jacket or even Hanker Chief to avoid story that touches the heart.

I remain Mkpisi Ndi Egede who tries to say it the way it should be not minding those that hates to hear it.. 

Let me go and drink Akamu Oku with Akara, pour one Bottle of Yogurt inside it to serve as Onochie... Don't ask Onochie what, for I don't have the time to answer..