Owebulu na ana be anyi cholu ikpochapu mmadu na ogba ijea ?(Seems our land wants to eradicate us this time around ?), everywhere you go , there is one gully or serious erosion invasion , ogini ka anyi melu ndia , that was Ogba nsi egbe of IFITE DUNU lamenting to KPOKPOKIRI of Umunnachi at the Bank of Mgbo Nnobi .
As usual , i paid them no mind , i was busy na ede UZE na amaghari from one tree top to another at the Cashew Plantation , but my ears always work like TV ANTHENNA , so while i was busy minding my business but with ears on other peoples business , that was when i heard Oturkpokpo of Nteje say to me with condesending tenor "Nwokem ifuna nu ife gi na Okwute nyelu anyi na 2013 , etu osi kpodo obodo isi na ani ?" (My man see what you and Okwute gave to the state in 2013, how he hold the state to isi aja aja ?)..one good thing about me is that i never left my house without my Tongue and i hate to put certain words in the Fridge , i prefer you shove me , i DECK YOU and equation will balance .
So i looked at Oturukpokpo Nteje and i say to him , YOU ARE THE ONLY deity that has more concentration at the Cleavage of OGBANJE and she took away your ability , so i am not suprise that your senses are PAST TENSE , and lookia , when you have that urge to talk to Men like me , just go and soak your senses in a bottle of Ogulu akwu (Palm oil waste water).
As he looked shocked, diminished and disorganised , i decided that i may need his favor someday , so i said to him , , Now that we are 1-1 , let me answer your question but have it mind na amaghi kwu , butere amaghi zaa (Bad question , elicit bad response ), Yes, i own up and Oracle owned up that anyi resiri ndi be anyi Adaka na onu enwe in great Error , but as promised then during that Campaign where Okwute crossed his heart and said "If Willie fail to do well , i will join you people to Vote him out " , well he did not do well and he joined us to try and fulfill his promise , but shockingly the state in General said to him what Jews said to Pontious Pilate when he told them that Jesus Christ did them no harm and should not be hanged , they chorused "may his dead be on our head and that of our Children.. Children", back then Pilate must be in NPN PARTY for he politically washed his hands off the killing of Jesus .
Coming back to 2018, when Okwute tried to effect a proper change and the state , the entire state cried in unison " Go away , may his Bad or good Governance be on our head and our LAND "...OKWUTE silently travel like JONA to National and International scene.
Ndi Okada, Hawkers , artisans, workers are now enjoying the dividend of 21/21 after all ogori nua di na abo , omalu nke ka nma .
Mazi Odera the Pen was stewing in a fury, vested is stored anger, filled with righteous indigination as he cried to the gods , he dropped his Pen and shouted to the Cardinals of gods and said " I am done with the state, they are ingrate and bunch of Sorry sycophants.
Imagine , i wrote and provoke the VP to see our GOLDEN GIRLS and not even a common thanks from my people " , the Speaker of the Cardinals of the gods , took some time , waiting for the anger to cool down to agreed level , months after he came with measured arguement..
He said "POg , what you were doing is answering the duty call bestowed on you from High Above , you can't walk away even though you have the right and provoked enough to do so, Heaven said that your job is not done and you must go back ".__
I ask him , this people did not and will not appreciate the sacrifice and nothing kills the mind like inappreciation ..he said to me , just relax , go back and see the price they will pay just because you dropped your Pen on the ground, they will see the cry of the Land and what they got as Price for the betrayal will not suffice to cushion the outcome.
Now i can see that Mbuze has started manifesting all over and i was the one pleading again , but what shocked me was that ADINDU of IGBARIAM said to me " Since the Government still owe you Your Hilux with the omulunwa bu PRADO and your expense and they have so much set aside to buy again Ndi Igwe na Ndi Bishops with the planned incoming Onyinye Amu Ibi (This is for the Initiates, if you know you know ), can't you drop your pen at Aguleri , so they will see how Gully Erosion look at close quarter ?....
My anger suddenly turns to joy , for that is just the right step that i will take next , i will not just drop my Pen in Aguleri but i will stone it there , so the gods will shake them with vengance , since they refused to heed all the subtle warning from the crumbling Okwabe Ikwube to the desolation of our lands with Mbuze.
As i moved on to salvo the taste of laughing last , after all oji ife nwata welie aka elu, like they are doing to me , It is Umuazi Ogbalu ofuru will wait for your hand to grew weary for you to bring it down and give back , but Ajikpako like us will simply bring akpa IDO nwusa ya na ukwu gi and with the invasion of the dreaded IDO ANT, you will throw it down and run for escape , then we will use our Catapult to measure your head like David did to Goliath for a good measure.
That way , next time you don't even look at ife Nwata Ozo , talkless of possessing it .
While glowing with anticipation, MAKUA said to me , Mkpisi Ndi Egede , what are you saying as PIU BOYS insult IKEMBA through the wife ? Or can't you see that an attack on BIANCA is an attack on our reveered IKEMBA ?
I looked down on my toes , look up at the face with Mgburuichi and i ask him...
Is Bianca Ikemba,s Son or Daughter?
Ikemba omutalu Nwoke kwesiri inochi ya ka obuzi Nwanyi na eri ekpe na Nnewi ? Does the saying "Imuta Nwa ga anochi gi" no longer make sense to us ?.
Do you think that had Ikemba wanted the wife to be a Politician that he doesn't have the clouth to annoint her in his life time ?
As he made to answer i raise my hand and say to him , ogini ka Nnewi na emezi Alaigbo ?
From Iji Jack kuwu Nwanne maka Pathfinder to Igbu Nne just for empty land, then fa Nwelu Evans , they also have the more lethal Moron in history of Igboland called JOE IGBOKWE alias Onye ara ji Umunne ya agho and now instead of looking to REPLACEMENT from a Father's LOIN , we are dancing Akpankoro kpankoro ,, , you are asking me my take , i won't talk now , not now but what i know is that when ever i watch that " Election CRY that cost my state 50 Million Naira" , it set my attack mode to deadly height , but i always keep my cool because my old man warned me about ihotu Ji eghero eghe na oku , so like they said "isoro Ntutu we ta mu aru na isi, i won't mind the faeces while biting your Anus ".
As i am in a good mood and gracious mode this morning, i will simply take solace in a dinge that provides " Nwata buru nmanwu Uzo, ya na oso, nmanwu buru ya uzo , nkwukwu ezue ya aru "(When a child trots ahead of masqurade , he will be in panic mode, and if the masqurade is ahead of the child , he will panic the more).
Mazi Odera heading to Enugwu and She know me too well that i will fight her , but i will first of all stop at UDINEKE UDI zuta Okpa di oku with Ezigbo Nkwu enu , that way i will deck my stomach , dizie ime welu jebe na oke , maka this Nonsense must stop .
No comments:
Post a Comment