Dear Mr President, welcome to Anambara state, the real Light of the Nation, home of the Movers and shakers.
Sir, I know protocol will not allow your host to explain to you the terrain, but I will do you the Honors to show that we have good mind despite the misgivings and the lopsided percentage treatment meted to us.
Incase you are coming from Asaba end of the Airport, you will see about 6 Federal Customs Check Point waiting for the good those Onuicha Traders bought from Lagos or cleared from Lagos, once you pass the 6th Entry position, you will see right opposite you something that looks like ancient Cave, that is the great RIVER NIGER BRIDGE, and to make sure you get it right, you will see Policemen harassing any Vehicle heading into or toward that Bridge.
The Bravado of those Policemen makes me to think that they can do very well at BENUE STATE, they are Bold, fearless and confrontational, they are the type of Police needed at Benue to crush insurgents.
As you get atop that Bridge, by your left as you are ending the bridge is ONUICHA DRY MINI PORT, that was built during the days of Shagari and has been ever used as weapon of operation and not copertaion against Ndigbo.
Prez Jonathan commissioned it, but it was ostracized as usual in event of things then look at immediate right, you will see some expanse space right on the Water, that was the Location of the SECOND NIGER BRIDGE, yes that empty Space is where they will take you through the Back and show you where the construction company stopped in 2015.
Sir, you can stop atop the iron rusty bridge and ask them to show you the second Niger Bridge and you will see panic and confusion as they will be caught off guard and they will start pontification that led to no where.
Sir, I want to bring to you certian issues that needs careful approach to avoid Hyped confusion during the visit.
Like you know already that the Marines including the Mami water in River Niger are not happy that the archaic Ramshackle and Gimcrack of rusted Iron Bars that barricaded the Water for over 50 years are still there polluting the River and heaving endless Noise as vehicles pass on it, the noise disturbs the Aquatic life under.
While other places has gotten Cement and Modern Bridges, so the Mamiwaters are planning to down and or drown important people if they ever come closer to that Water, even in disguise of inspecting the Charade mistaking for Building Bridge, the only link to the entire South East and the only Bridge the Federal Government is building in the entire South East, having in mind the slogan of ONE NIGERIA, ONE DESTINY but with Ndigbo, it seems we have One Nation and different destiny.
Sir, if anybody tells you that any Ministry or Government has added anything to that Spot, talk less of building (not erecting) the Dog-gone Bridge, ask the person to come closer for a slap, the person is lying and the pants are on Fire.
The Bridge was abandoned since 2015, unless they carried out some work this week, which won't be a surprise because of campaign gimmick.
Sir, I also know they may ask you to visit Late Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe Mausoleum which was built by APGA GOVERNMENT under Mr Peter Gregory Obi, but what is a concern is that ZIK will never approve of using his ancestral home to launch Campaign of treachery, so he might be standing at his entrance with some kind of Spiritual Koboko, but I am not sure if he will make proper use of, but to be Fore Warned is to be Fore Arm..
If you feel any tingling around that place or any goose pimples, kindly move into your Car because if anything should make ZIK to rebel, that may tune up music for the PYYHON that is practicing Dance now as we Speak in Alaigbo, they won't know that Zik might be angry because he died in Vain and he may be crying that this is not the Nation he died for trying to build ONE NIGERIA which is a mirage from the look of things and dissent treatment meted to us.
Dear President, if they ask you to Visit ONUICHA ENUGWU ROAD, kindly go with them, but wear a Face mask because the dust on that road penetrates all air-conditioned Vehicles and goes straight into the lungs..
Tell your Driver not to make more than 30 KPH on the Vehicle, anyway there is nothing on earth that will allow any Vehicle to ply more than 40 for the state of the road is Hell on it's self without warning.
Then make sure your SEAT BELT is fastened double because the Pot Holes, the Gullies and the weaving of Vehicles from one side to the other will not be good for our President.
Sir, the only place you will visit and get approval of entire NDIGBO is if you can find your way to the Mausoleum of Late General Emeka Ojukwu at NNEWI , but Sir, the road leading to Igbo Hinder land are under siege by occupying forces, including Customs, Police, Python Dancers, so be mindful that they may have the Check points obstructing your move, therefore I suggest using, I mean making use of the Apiam way created and made available by Peter Obi the ICVP if you want to visit NNEWI or any other place outside the painted white SEPULCRE they may have in mind for you.
Sir, I also heard that The Vice President dole out Campaign money called Traders money to the tune of 10K per person in West and Northern part, but now in Igbo land they are giving 2,000 Naira and they call it RENT A CROWD, which I don't like, they should give us our own fair deal of 10K, so that many people will also attend the rally to Collect, unless those giving the TRADERS money for Ndigbo decided to short Change us which is normal and norm..Something called SET ASIDE TREATMENT FOR NDIGBO..
Sir, finally do not allow them to bring that Musician who promotes UKWU SARA MBALA (EROTIC LYRICS AND DANCES) FLAVOR to play before you all in the spirit of wooing people to come and watch him PLAY not to watch you speak, which implies that His Excellency approves live Porn or corrupting the future of our Children by having such Musician perform at his presence.
Once again welcome to ANAMBARA STATE, the heart and soul of South East.
Mazi Odera POg
One of 5percenters and Pen of the gods, not only South East gods but without borders.
No comments:
Post a Comment