Thursday, September 9, 2021

Political commentary....

 ON YOUR MARK GET SET, VOOM, a  Political Race by POg..


Mandators, the Raggae Mastero of 80s chanted and I provide "Here we come again in another style, at last Born is a RAT race time".. 


But the race Last Born is bringing to us this Morning, a day after they Shut down Alaigbo for Buhari is Political Race, an analogy that is based on what eyes can see and what the gods interpreted... 


I speak as the gods pleases and not translated to human Political believe, we are entitled to many diverse belief..


Ladies and Gentlemen, as we seat on our bucket seats and some on Mound of CEMENTS used to Mold Cheap Heap called Chairs in our Stadium, as we endure the scorching Sun that is smacking down venom on our Opunu isi (Center of the Skull), with the intense Heat that seems to be in competition with Hell fire, that's when the Gladiators came out to the racing track, just stay with me as I run the Commentary as Obele Nwa Mpa Nnukwu, Dibia Onu Ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa and please don't hush or push me because the Base ball BAT I put by my side serve two purpose,  walking stick and  correctional Rod and I know how to use it on ikpere Ukwu.. 


On the tracks, line marked by INEC which is crooked  , the track one can't tell if the distance are same, but it serve as determinant for the Race, the Race to determine who Governs Anambara, the place that was originally known and addressed as LIGHT of the Nation, but presently known and address as PUN of the Nation, but by Natural ordinance the state is POT HOLE of the Nation without apologies tendered nor demanded. 


The state used to be on Good hands, but Church politics placed it at the hand of one who never dreamt of such Fit, who found Solace at the Pool side but was forcefully repatriated against his will to come and ruin the state and he did a perfect job of it, so looking at the Tracks, we see .. 


On Line 1 of the Track with Robust body that doesn't make him seem like a threat, his demeanor is also misleading for un - Initiates. Wearing Jersey with Green leaf tattooed on the Back, representing YPP.. YPP is a Party known as ito Kobo, it has no name, no future and no pedigree, until the Man you see on the track picked her, bath her up, rub pomade on her, plait her hair and it look sexy, but at that nobody was making romantic overture and nobody was collecting her Number.. But until the race for the Senate was called, where Apga.. APGA was a party we called ours with Slogan "Onye Aghana Nwanne ya" , it served that purpose until it was handed to a man who has never registered as a Party man, nor have inclination how to run a party or run a Government, he started experimenting with the party and it would've ended up in Comma if he had continued with trial and error, but the Party died when it was handed to one Speech impeded, Tenses challenged, Wanna be King maker, who sent the party to Mortuary where butchers are performing autopsy on it, now they have not only abandoned brothers, they actually Conned them as ime fa Wayo and they boldly change the slogan to "Nkea bu Nke Fa" . 


So the YPP Runner bested APGA after they humiliated him, he walked away unlike him who would've taking the fight to AIT and CHANNELS TV, but he took the fight to the masses under YPP and piawa APGA Azu without sentiment, not only APGA, he dealt with PDP and everyother party he found on the Senatorial track. 


Now he is poised again with same confusing pose, but for those who know him, he is a fast and enduring runner, over look him at your peril. 


Line 2 is Doctor MADUKA from LAS Vegas di na NEVADA , Las Vegas is a show town which Dr Maduka brought alongside and HE confused lots of people by his Show.. He acts like he is not serious but if you put ears to the ground you will hear ugheli Danda, that Man seems like he is not serious which is usual with all Eze afo juru (Obtainable with any Real Rich person) but that was how he was when he turned his Town that is blessed with AFUFU before his intervention, Infact his Town UMUCHUKWU used to be called NKEREFI because of the neglect and abandoned aura of the Town, but after the Man on line 2 who is flying the Flag of ACCORD PARTY, after he looked down at his Town, he lifted it up single-handedly and create LAS VEGAS in such isolated place and his work was like Finger of God and they renamed the town.. UMUCHUKWU but some DUMBOS who prefer to have the Town under serious bondage said they don't want change of name, yet they want the goodies that the name brought including tarred Roads all around, inside the town, building Schools, Hospitals, Churches, Police Command, Court and many other wonders.. Even though many of those Ndi Uchu who said he changed the name of the Town are still throwing tantrum, but they have not even build a befitting Okwu Arusi as Dr Maduka is building Churches and laying Development unlike APGA lay Pot Holes on our Roads. His generosity knows no bound and he share Capacity that falls off his pocket , while others grasp to have Capacity. 


Dr Maduka was baptized the Nigerian way Politically , he was out played, out smarted and pushed to the Limit, instead for him to run to APC like others and shouting  "I wasn't Consulted", he quietly went and ressurrected this ACCORD PARTY and gave it a face.. 

From the Position of his Canvass and the pumping of his Shoulder, this race will spring a great Suprise and he is one of the Athletes to watch keenly. 


Line 3...This Gentleman is like MUHAMMAD ALI, he fly like Butterfly and sting like a bee. 

He was all along hiding inside Board room, learning the skills of leadership and racing without sweating, he came late into the game, many thought he will Gas out before the plerim but it seems he do not have a fainting heart as he bested even the best for the Ticket, for him to take the Ticket away from Veterans including the Woman with the Midas Touch simply show that he is not a Neophyte we all think he is. 


He is wearing PDP flag and carrying Umbrella with his left hand and from his bouncing with the tips of his leg, he will be sprinting and this race is set for the fit as there won't be ife Aju ma obu iko Nsi. 


Valentine Ozigbo may look like Rookie but as CEO TRANSCORP he ooze connections like COCA COLA oozes Sugar. 


Line 4 is Former Senator from UGA, he was a Governor in waiting when he won ANAMBARA GUBER but Supreme Court said there was no vacancy in AGU OKA as the Incumbent Governor had his Tenure interpreted, an interpretation that changed the Political narrative of Anambra and place us on different election date from other states. 


Dr ANDY UBA was the Last Man standing with PREZ Obasanjo, like him or hate him, he is a smart, smooth and stainless Political phenom.. You can't found him pushing and shoving but his adversaries always fall off his track.. He is set to come back and take back that which was his but was fast forwarded by Supreme Court of good days not the current one that love IMO STATE iwelunkea iriem ego. 

He is not sweating like others on the track, he seem assured or he has an ACE up his sleeve.. Like him or hate him, that man is Machavelian and wave him off at your peril. 

He is the only ANGLICAN faithful remaining on the race and as this State has been built around Denominational vestments, this can't go un-noticed to Bible carrying Voters.


Line 5 is UNITED AIRLINE BOSS,  dressed with the Flag of ZENITH LABOUR PARTY and he seems more concerned with the Bishops than the Race, well of a truth,he contested. 


Lane 6.....Is where African Democratic Party (ADP) representing by Dr NWAMKPO who stand on his Lane on his own without waving to audience or sharing banters with other Athletes. 


Line 7...i don't know if he mistakenly wandered into the track as he seems more like a Secondary School athlete than State Runner, what was that written on his Jersey? Osino OGA NDI GINI?. HE IS IN LABOUR.. 


LANE 8 is the Man from APC, who is known as WITCHTECK, yes the one somebody asked OGBAGO BOY POLITICS.. 



Line 9 is confusing... There are two Men standing on same Mark, one is smiling, waving to the crowd, sharing Jokes with other runners and he has spirit of Sportsmanship and behind him is written OBA AGUATA, while the second one is written "HRH, PHD, and under is written "It's not Broken, even if it is shattered"..


 BOTH are grabbing OKUKO Ojukwu, the people's friend is holding the leg, while the PHD who is also the Choice of Speech impeded is wearing academic Gown on a Track and holding the Okuko na isi as if He want to snap the neck of the Okuko with reckless abandon .


As we await the whistle to sound and the athletes to hit the Track, we know where to focus our eyes ka oghalu ime anyi vaaam na Anya.


STAY with us on the Stable of Last Born, as we do what we have to do to keep you on the loops... POg 

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