DELIVERY OF GOVERNANCE REPORT CARD ,IF YOU ASK ME , written by Mkpisi.

Since our Governor Prof Charles Soludo traveled to USA to give them his performance report card on Proxy with Utopian belief, we the citizens who are on ground and on site demand our own version of Report card which will address the following..

1) The Report will answer the unaddressed Phrase from the Governor during the tail end of last administration,when he said with Academic analogy,he said and I provide "Anambara is not broken,no need to Fix it" ,the question will be ..is Anambara broken today?

A) Because many towns including ISEKKE, ORSUMOGHU, MBOSI, LILU, ÚTÚ,UKPOR, UMUNZE, UKWULU ,IHIALA ,AZIA the towns are either sacked or abandoned in the hands of UNKNOWN characters,as the indigene of the town are in exile or submissive to mpú na arû that will ate into next Generation ?.

2) He said Agbero ga ana in his early days ..the question remains.. Agbero óna gó ,ka obalu into metamorphosis and metamorphosed into AKA ODO and Reflective Jacket adorning with Brutal ways and means ?

3) How is the Fund meant for LGA been handled presently? Do any Local Government benefit from the largesse or it was crunched into labyrinth passage and it got invisible to all eyes?

4)What is the usefulness of having a third Governor's Lodge ,when we have one at Onicha,one at Amaobia and now, another behind EKWUEME square.

B) What are we going to do with the Use-less 2 abandoned ,at Onicha and Amaobia?

C) Should we simply continue to live in such magnifying of inanities? By maintaining monuments that doesn't serve any purpose?

I know that Governor's Lodge at GRA Onicha hasn't been slept into or used for over 20 years and yet it is on maintenance, is that not a waste of Patrimony? report card shall educate us.

D) When we have depleted economy,why can't our Governor's hold Holidays back in our State? 

Maybe Hotels located in ANAMBRA places which will attract big patronage and restore confidence which we imposed on the Leadership.

Why flying abroad to spend our monies?

5) What is the report of House of assembly toward checkmating the excesses of the Governor? Or they must remain House of SA to the Governor?

Finally,we expect report on ..

ANAMBRA Airport,is it doing better or abandoned?

Report on INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE CENTER, does it cover the basis or does it generate income that is worthy?

This one is personal...

Why is the office of Deputy Governor appear less than that of SA ? Does it have anything to do with Denominational attachment?.

What is the actual job for office of the Deputy Governor? Or it's just an allotment to make Denominational balance without a bite ?

I am Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Obele Nwa Chukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Paracetamol Ndi Politics, Mkpisi Ndi Egede na ede with precision.

 Saturday POLITICAL Dinge in ANAMBRA, written by Mkpisi.

Labour party with acronym LP seems to have recalibrated her options in ANAMBRA POLITICAL terrain, they seem to plan POLITICAL Osmosis and we watch with Eagle 🦅 eyes which we upgraded after LP snatched two Senatorial Seats in the State and many house of Representatives seats, also house of Assembly during the last POLITICAL outing which was a birth of beauty as LP caused a stir that terrified the nation ,they simply show they are king makers in Organic POLITICS with Grassroot touches.

Today as seen in Video and pictures ,the trio of LP Candiates or prospective Candiates are seen with Boot on the ground,we can see Mr Peter Obi the (PFM) POLITICAL Field Marshal of the moment leading Chief George Muoghalu ,a founder of the coalition that formed APC who is clutching LP Flag in lieu and (CG) Civilian General, Chuma Nzeribe the LP annointed Senatorial Aspirant for the ANAMBRA South Senatorial replacement election.

With the bond gluing this trio,I will say without swirling water in my Mouth that LP has some aces up their POLITICAL sleeve ,making them a Party to be watched.

We should reckon that ANAMBRA is tired of Centrifugal Power holding, especially where Electoral powers are dictated by Men in Collars and Cassock,this time Anambara is going for Pure leaders who should tender good leadership and no longer heaped on us by the powers of Denominational manipulation.

We can't be held down again by Zonal misconstruction,we have emancipated selves from stereotyped style of decadence hidden as leadership, whereas they are just Ecclassatical annointed to continue holding the state in Apostolic Gulag.

We watch LP Closely and dread YPP for her emerging strength,as we measure the intervention of APC ,but as for APGA ,we have tried to endure that 20 years of suffering substandard style of GOVERNANCE,

We want a fresh breath....

Anambara will bounce back , surely we have it all but a mistake of Nkea bu Nke anyi has held us to isi Aja Aja and now ,we are contesting in great protest.

Mkpisi Ndi Egede, Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi, Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa,Obele Nwa Mpa Nnukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya.

 EKWULOBIA DISPLAY OF SECURITY OUTLASH,An Indict, written by Mkpisi.

Yesterday the 9th of July was a display of wanton madness and open challenge to powers that be ,there were catchment of Videos as UNKNOWN GUN MEN ran amock and caused lots of panic and fears with some tears at Ekwulobia fly over and environs,it was a sorry sight,but I got shocked that some SERIAL MEDIA MISCHIEFS started giving analogy that it was the opposition that sponsored such manifest , thereby making the Government to look weak .

It's evident that desperation on frustrated Men are more dangerous than UGM and the government allow them to loiter around them and causing unwanted distractions .

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The sect can bend down to Mr Devil for Annal penetration,so they can say they belong and that they mix with the Status quo. They have no shame or conscience and posterity sound like Mirage to them. They forgot that Internet is a bitch and it remembers even for 50 Years.

If according to the "Pay me ,I will demonize even my  parents " writers are to be considered worthy of addressing,let me do just a small rebuttal,not because they worth it ,but because some minors may agree with them ,let me address what they said that it's opposition party that brought the Unknown Gun shooters to discredit the Government..

1) Was it also the opposition that sacked the people of ISEKKE, ORSUMOGHU, MBOSI, LILU,UKPOR,UMUNZE, UKWULU ,IHIALA, AZIA , and if it was the work of opposition,how come the Siege have stayed for over 3 years and no remedy or discouragement? Or opposition made those places Ghost town ?

2) Was it the Opposition that caused the Governor to start Junketing to USA to present Score Card to Nigerians resident in USA who are American citizens? whereas the people that needed the score card are Ndi Anambara resident at home ,who can ask you questions about the living in Bondage situation of citizens? What can Americans contribute to insecurities that abound with us ?

What do they know as first hand information about the insecurities?

How many of them can come home and Visit any of the displaced and named places as above referenced?

We know they don't come when going was good ,and now that even the home based are scared to move around, ónwu gburu Alhaji nweta Alamajari ,oserisia ya.

3) Was it the Oppositions.that channeled every development toward AGUATA or leading to AGUATA? And I unleashed IGR drivers to other places ?

4) Was it the opposition that build JANGLOVA at City Center of the Capital City? Instead of using that expanse of Land and build something that is economical viable,instead of Welders Iron refurbishing?.

If truly he wants to erect JANGLOVA Park,that would've being located in a new site Outside the center,so it can attract development and good expansion to hinder places.

5) Was it the Opposition that enacted laws that emasculated the Local Government functionaries and render them toothless and useless and renamed them Mayors? , forced them to sign over funds made for Grassroot and local government development as delegated by Federal ,sign them over to the Governor and start nibbling at salaries conceded to them?,yet the Government can't tell each local Government what they did with the money.

6) Was it the Opposition that made Amaku teaching Hospital to degenerate into Anaemenu Place ? Where patients are victims?

Was it the opposition that unleashed Ndi AKA ODO and they are constituting terror only in ANAMBRA central,while ANAMBRA South gets the diluted dividend of our LGA snatched patrimonies ?

If Opposition are that powerful to bring insecurities and the Government can't wrestle it down ,then it's obvious the opposition should take the GOVERNANCE and make it all go away . What we want is peace or mind and not the cause .

We all remember when an APGA First born asked on campaign outing and I quote "Are we Cursed or we are the Cause?" ,we are tired of shifting blame.

As I put down my Pen,let me also ask ,if it's the opposition that engaged all the achkóta ekweónu writers and making them to always make the Government to appear incompetent by oral diarrhea?

We agree that insecurity is suffocating us ,what we should be appealing is for the Government to reinforce the Men of Agû na Eche Mba,give them enough incentive, equip them with orthodox and conventional ways of addressing the blood letting individuals, we know of we pay them enough they will do absolute well ,Maka enyejuo Dibia afó,obua mgborogwu na ajo ofia.

Give the handlers a better bags of Security package ,so they can buy into the Group and environs,cause faction within them especially with informants working for them , that way things will fall apart for them and the center cannot hold again .

Somebody should tell the Governor na ejiro mkpachakó nsiegbe agbagbu Adaka, security needs security Vote.

I remain special adviser in good GOVERNANCE (Unpaid) and I come in Peace with Piss .

Mkpisi Ndi Egede is the Job conscription not description.

 Permutation of 2027 ,the bitter truth, written by Mkpisi Ndi Egede.

Ife Agba na Aka ejiro ugogbe ekiri ya (A Hand Ornament don't need magnifying glass to View it ) ,I know the nation have wandered through the dessert filled with scorpions and lethal snakes,and we also grow in absurdity, lived a life of ife chi fotalu,but the truth is that, even at a time Isreal was going through a worse Famine soaked in austerity as we are doing now ,a prophet prophesied that by that time the next day ,that prices of Weath and Flour shall be ató kóbó and even the best of Economist found the statement untruth,as it's statically impossible, but what they don't know is with Divinity, even Manna will fall from Heaven and Rock shall produce Distilled water from a strike of a Staff in the right hand of a righteous Moses.

The Key word is the Staff in hand of the righteous..a Staff in the hand of a sinner remains weapon of War and never of hope and redemption.

Now permit me to say ,life in Nigeria has reached the Epic of had I know ,but with the leadership in hand of a Just ,then wrong things will be righted,but in hand of the Unjust it remains from frying Pan to Fire .

Election is coming and there's hope in the Horizon,but some Playmakers simply want to be at the banquet table,not to better the lots of the down throdden but to suffocate their over stuffed pockets,as if they will transmit to life beyond with the excesses they amassed .

We know the current amalgamation of POLITICAL parties that toppled Good luck are not trying a redemptive solution,so we need an actual workable unit,so the nation is hoping on the COALITION to work ,which off record, they are trying to Juxtapose Old bridangate and new Amazons ,which is not entirely problem if we are go drag the analogy of our forefathers who said and I quote "Welu Egbe Nri di na Nke Nri adiró welu naputa Unanwuru Ókúkó óji "( Use loaded and unloaded Gun to retrieve the Fowl which a Fox grabbed) .

ADC truly wants to retrieve power ,but let me tell them as Dibia ónu ike that if Peter Obi is not on the ballot,let them be assured that , Electorate will not Vote even if they stacked Bags of Rice as Voting incentive ,but with Peter Obi Manning the ticket,there will be this Organic Passion to try one more time with Hope that the Rape of Democracy shall not be so blatant voided,and that a Man that is worthy shall Excel.

Like Peter Obi or dislike him ,he is a movement for the moment and he is the Hope of the masses even in Coma.

Coalition without transparent consideration of the masses is simply a confusing.

I am Mazi Odera POg JP and I come because we need somebody that will lead us out of the quargmire,we need a man who is Sound from center to circumference and in Peter Obi we saw the Man .

 DYNAMICS OF EKWULOBIA UNDER SOLUTION,I just Wonder, written by Mkpisi.

Ekwulobia is a Town Located in AGUATA Local Government ,infact it's the most developed in that Axis and a Town that attracts Business and attention in AGUATA.

Since Gov Charles Soludo came into Power ,he has shifted the strength and Financial powers of the State to develop only AGUATA,which we all accept that it's Anambara State development , though it's lopsided,but the particular attention giving to Ekwulobia is making my head to spin ,I may be wrong but my Pen always dance with Precision and my Status as Dibia ónu ike always lead me through the path which Ndi Egede wants me to tow.

We love to call a spade (shovel) a spade and not to call it Agricultural instrument,Maka it's only when Elo the Vegetable wants to cheat the Ground,it will plant self on a tree .

Ekwulobia has received the best of attraction and attention from the Government,a town Next to Isuofia the home Town of the Governor,they shared common and unmarked boundary with Isuofia,we saw that within the First year as sitting Governor Isuofia Town attracted new Roads tarred with Good drainage than all towns in ANAMBRA Central put together attracted,the attention the town received so far from the Government is Gigantic, such is simply saying to others "unu aga eme gini?'.

Then Ekwulobia the next town neighbor switched over after there's nothing more to develop within Isuofia and they have land austerity, Ekwulobia took the Commercial attraction and as we Speak,85% of all Developed roads in the state under this Government are leading to Ekwulobia.

Ekwulobia as a Town have attracted from the Government,a Market built with state Fund but named "SOLUTION MARKET" ,it's along the road.

The town have also attracted standard MOTOR PARK called "SOLUTION PARK" also along the Road.

The Town attracted STADIUM and the Town attracted IYONNENNE BRIDGE LEADING TO IMO STATE with Road expansion connecting Ekwulobia to UGA,a town sharing boundaries with IMO state.

I looked at the Arithmetic of the Lopsided development,then I wonder if the Governor is preparing Ekwulobia to be the Capital of the New State which Federal house has debated, including ORU STATE which will take part of IMO state and ANAMBRA State and it has been mapped with precision of a Butcher that AGUATA must Join the New ÓRU STATE.

it seems the Governor is building the New ÓRU state Capital with ANAMBRA money, just to make it attractive and eye catching,so AGUATA will say "This is what we are bringing to the Table in the New state" ,but what I don't know is the stand of boundary adjustment committee when they will use Meat Cleaver to carve out the towns that will populate the New State , whether they will include Isuofia into the New State or the Governor will cry na Ókwóchago Aka tieru Ókúkó Aki ,which will put into view the metaphor of Man propose and God dispose.

With the amount of disdain heaped on Development of ANAMBRA Central, it's obvious that he can't Campaign in ANAMBRA central for his Second tenure as he can't point to anything done for them or planned for them .

I wonder as well what he can tell Ndi Anambara North that they benefited from him or say the Government.

Then Ndi Nnewi will stand Hands Akimbo watching him explaining to them why they should ever consider voting for him ,even with the attracted LGA funds of the Local Government,what happened to the Money?

Well ,this campaign ga adi Egwu as .. Central will remember the Brutal abandonment.

Nnewi both North and South are gnashing the teeth wondering what happened to the LGA funds,as they have nothing to point at with the Government of the Day.

ANAMBRA North are crying anyam anyam and APGA won't attract more than 10% of Votes out there.

Then ISSEKE, ORSUMOGHU, IHIALA,ÚTÚ, LILU, UKPOR,UMUNZE, UKWULU may not have Voting centers owing to gross insecurity and that will bring into discuss "Azigbo odi one Asaa ji ayi Ara ?".

Good morning and Happy sit at home ,as I wander from one Bush to another in search of Elusive fruits to serve as breakfast.

Mkpisi Ndi Egede is the Job to definition,Last Born Mpa Nnukwu is the nomenclature,Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa is the consolation  to those who wants to seek his Decanter and divination.

Call me Pen of the god's or pain of Politicians and I will give you ófú iko nmanya.

 SATURDAY VIBE ,Marital Advise for Posterity ma ikwete, written by POg.

America, British and European MARITAL culture were founded and enshrined around "for better to stay and on faces of difficulties,each Spouse on it's way into another bottomless relationship " ,after all they don't pay bride Price ,they don't do igbankwu and the parents don't have a say in marriages which is why the marriage is always a manage and a bore .

 Plus the system out there made it possible that women benefit abundantly from Divorce and  broken homes with what they call alimony.

Forcing women to oot out without regret,it serve as palatable custom with them that you can marry and divorce  to minimum of 6 times before your leg stopped carrying you ,even Children are at peace with the system,they have different fathers and mothers,  they are at Peace with that as well , infact we have also borrowed itu ime Mkpuke and we coated it as Single Motherhood,arú na emezi,but we know it as despicable because we call a spade ,as that's the original name for it. 

Today,we have Christiened Bastard Children to, Raised by Single parent,what a pathetic Analogy?.

Our African ladies are emulating such nauseating act of the absurd simply because they want to Ape the Developed West and they forgot that same people are morally dead, as far as Africa is concern,we have culture and rich orientation,we understand the metaphor of "For good and for worse ,till Death do us part "' but our Younger generations jumped into borrowed Martial Bondage,then anyi tólú na ukpó ya (We are swimming the Dellish Tide as we speak ). If you can't go through the stress of Jamb,don't bother seeking for admission into CITADEL,if you can't play the role of a wife , don't get married, it's not by force.

The days of our Fathers ,there was nothing like Divorce ,it wasn't even discussed or appeared on table of discuss,they stay married because they don't shop for evidence ,tagging ground for Divorce, nothing like he cheated on me as they look at the children and what separation will cause them ,talkless of outright divorce. 

He cheated on you ,how about if he married 5 more wives,what will you call his night of different visitation?

Generation before advent of Social Media mine inclusive  are enjoying families without the hysterical outrage which we borrowed from watching or following foreign culture on Social Media,even those who haven't had any dealing with Departure lounge of international airport are discussing life of white people,even though out there in White men's  country, there's nothing like house wife or dependant on a man,they are all working class,they make money and non is billing another like we have in Africa.

 In Africa,once you marry,you inherit stages of culminated purgatory called marital collateral. 

It survived when you see marriage as growing of our own family,not as if one went to vacation or sightseeing, but as two Consenting adults from two different upbringing starting a New Life ,where they will begat children and raise them as offspring,the sacrifice is what will keep you. 

Some will say how about if I die in such relationship,ge Nti Kam gwa gi ,if you die ,you go and rest, after all you can die on the road for no just cause and they can even kpai you na village without Provocation,so stop iyi anyi Egwu with matter of death,it come from anywhere and every where,but know it that once you fear dead ,it come crawling all around you ,but if you Kwechiri na iga Azu umu ,fa energi Nka ,be rest assured na onweghi ife na eme.

Once you start seeing Marriage as Final stage of your life ,you will see that you don't need to pick faults and flaws while waiting for ubochi ikpe ,so that if it doesn't work you go back home to your father's house ,unless you come from Broken home ,then we can say , it's generational curse and you are trying to empower what you inherited,which only a wise spouse will say "TUFIAKWA" that He or she can never work the Path the parents walked. 

They work to make things fine ,there is never a Buffer wall without incursions from Wall Gecko,if you look with corrupt mind set ,you see the Putrid your heart wanted to see ,my old man will say "ife onye chó ka ófú "(You see what you search for ) ,once you start building reason for Divorce, definitely you will acoust divorce,just like one who anticipate Robbers because he or she believe that his area is prone to robbery,the person must get robbed. 

If you begat Children,stop counting errors with the father or mother and start seeing good future for your offspring,but I know most of you have reprobate mind.

The Decadence started once  the evolution called Internet,nay Social Media debuted in Nigeria ,it set the Senses of our ladies into frenzy. 

They think social media is rewarding,little did they know that social media is meant to spread corruption world wide and Welu our morality gwo ji nmanu, note that for them to reward you ,you must be stupid and constituting morally nuisance,they pay most naked African ladies than creative and educational ones ,what they want is for you to join them and suffer the bloated future they cooked for selves,but na you go jump enter,so when your god ga akpógi ókú,devil will show him your log in credentials.

They see Lopsided equality in Union,where the man should take share on house chore ,some even want a Husband to employ Maid and Cook where she is practically doing nothing ..come to think of it ,no matter what a woman is doing ,she must prepare food for the Husband because if she don't , then the life of the Man is in jeopardy as the Cook can be bribed to unalive him. Plus ,if your maid if feeding your husband mouth,she can graduate and be feeding his urge as well ,but I digress.

Same crop of imaginary elegant without brain ladies refused to see that women pay house rent in same Europe they ape,pay Energy Bills ,pay for her Car Fuelling ,pay utilities and even stock Fridge and provide other household items,our own men can't see financial assistance from wives ,what our women labour to see is the benefiting part of it , especially monetary rewards,they forgot that what you plant is what you reap ,you can't be lazy but hoping to reap bountifully,ódiró possible.

Ladies got into marriage with Diary for taking notes of how the Man looked at her with disdain or looked at the Things she dislike with Passion ,how the relationship is not made in Heaven according to her standard of HEAVEN,and how the man refuses to accept her as she is which include her inability to Cook good food ,sweep and clean house, do laundry,while she refused to accept the man as he is ,She want him to be Angelic made for her ,even When she is totally unworthy. 

What do you bring to the table is just for African women,as the CAUCASIANS our Women are aping brought so many great things to the Table and to the Bed as well,ours brought only things to the Bed.

Some of the Myopic ones will say "I am beautiful" without asking self ,what does her beauty brought into that marriage?

Beauty shall be coated with motherhood material,so you can stay married, despise this and ikaba Nka ,ighóta ije .

A Newly married girl repose confidence on unmarried and Divorced as friends and advisers,which makes one to Wonder what she hope to get from such mundane toxic Brain. 

Imagine generation ife na eme na isi are now masquerading as parents,how will the children they raise cope as parents? Uwa emebigo .

They refused to stay in marriage and grow good family,they simply want an ATM man with the password tucked in her hand ,instead of a Husband who is the head of that Home,who will go the distance in protecting the family ,they want a Man who must be Sex machine,Lover boy that is romantic ,then a very Rich Spender ,even when she has nothing attached to her head , not talking about Attachment , Weavon she attached which the Cost is above the sense in her skull. 

As we move on from this morning Marital Hot Tea ,may I remind you ,you can't take a trophy 🏆 for getting divorce, before you get married,think deep if you can stay married,some went into marriage ka agbanahú Poverty,they see it as transit while waiting for Odogwu, don't forget that all Odogwu di Egwu and adighi Eji Odogwu nche , plus if you want an Odogwu jekwo ke aji na Ume to wrestle his stamina because ibú Odogwu bu a hard nut to crack and maintain,and imaro ife Eji ejikwa Odogwu, don't forget,if you dive into a Swimming pool you didn't watch the depth,you might end up crying ogbúó múó, having said the above ,I am walking away from where I spent the night which I told them that I went to Night Vigil, though they don't understand the Context of the Vigil,but some programs covers multiple of inquiry.

I remain Mkpisi Ndi Egede na ede with precision and provocation, Last Born Mpa Nnukwu, Nwa Chukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Paracetamol Ndi Politics, Political analyst with feathers, Media Consultant with Onyokometer and Útali Ndi Nsó.

Call me Pen 🖊️ of the gods and I have one bottle of Sapere water for you .

Mazi Odera POg JP peeping at gods as they consumate CONJUGAL Bliss na Ukwu ugiri ,while standing on anthill.

 Thursday Bitter Cola ;Theatrics of NIGERIAN POLITICS Written by Mkpisi.

Nigerians are worried about terms and tenure of an incoming President on whose shoulder the Nation hopes to get traction,in a Nation where Salaries are sliced so badly that it can't take the earner through a week on unbalanced diet. 

We survive by grace of Divinity and not on  leadership ability or delivery,we have no leadership but lootership.

They led our Youths down the path of trepidation as they don't see hope of getting it right in our Horizon,so they embarked on Ócha gbute kind of Life.

Nation Where Salaries are below Transportation,House Rent and feeding at work place. Not counting family expenses and required necessities of life.

I see the latest Jigida dance of Tenure in a Coalition that is standing with okpomiri (Rheumatism) ,we are worried about going for 4 years more to conclude the bastardized tenure of the South. A misplaced concern of you ask me .

We are not worried that Nigeria is insolvent as we speak,that many Tribal form of Grievance called GOVERNANCE have fallen short of all expectations. We need a Moses and not centrifugal POLITICAL niceties.

We have walloed in leadership DECADENCE because we wanted to balance the TRIPODAL Lopsided Governance,instead to placing the Cap on Skull that it fitted. 

The rest of nation are worried that a gifted tribe will get it right and maybe edified for giving us a glorious dawn .

 I Wonder why we can't allow a Qualified pilot to land a Plane with faulty engine,we insist it must be Tribal Pilot ,which will only command a crash and burn.

ADC with the formation are more worried about who does 4 years and hand back the power to the North ,not to eligible and somebody who shall help and keep the nation on progressive threshold,rather they want somebody who has Charismatic prowess to pull Victory to them and then hand the power to another Block head who will simply stuff the nation in a further DECADENCE.

What should be the National worries today should be ,who will pull the Nation out of the excruciating Precipice,down the putrid it was embedded into since 50 years plus ,when we reason through Tribal prism than through workable ways and means .

We know it took Tribal bigotry 50 Years to render the nation insolvent,but we want a magical Wand to be waved and restore normalcy within 4 years?.

 Honestly Africa is Cursed and also the Citizens are the cause of the Curse.

What should be our concern today is ,Who can pull this Nation out of the Pit and not how many years before it gets to turn around to the Normal DECADENCE, after all since it has been turning round what have the Nation achieved in progression?

I am not sure who ADC wants to give the responsibility,but I can tell them that flying Utopian tenure can only infuriate the Electorate,what the nation should be worried about is finding a Man who is Sound from center to circumference and not anybody whose interest is to retain Status quo that nailed the nation on a crucifix. The nation have suffered enough,we need a breather with peppermint flavor before we die and the time is now .

The campaign should be "Let's FIX the Nation" not let's take power from Jabagan.

Ejewalum!

Bar Man ,kindly bring me Ngwo soaked with Jamaican flower ,just add small Fela's Tea and half bottle of Sapere water should be used to dilute it ..then one Fried Ókúkó abuke with a óru Vulture (Lap of Udene ),dats all ..

Mkpisi Ndi Egede smiling on the watered gravity of our senses.

 ANAMBRA Henceforth.. written by Mkpisi.

As ANAMBRA gather once again for change of batton on two power packed POLITICAL IKEJI outing ,one will be held at INEC arena on August 16 and another on November 8 ,Ebunu ga afú Ndi gbu Aturu then.

As we renew our quest for Emancipation from Religious and Denominational cum Zonal hallucination we mistook for POLITICS instead of Religious Hocus Pocus as Denominational constructed, though it's POLITICAL but Religious Version which is more mean and Democratically Toxic .

We know it's Provincial Slavery Imported from portals of foreign ways of worship,one is tradition of England  which grew under Queen who was the richest person without ikponye afia ,and Rome under Ceasers and Caliphates, religion improvised with shackles of the doom holding us down under guise of Spiritual leadership. 

We should know that Religious Choice of leadership is more Toxic than circular type ,yet we want them to give us leadership choice or nod us toward the right direction ,when they can't give the right people ECCLASSATICAL Roles in choices of Holy seers .

Not even Canterbury or Basilica wait for Holy spirit to Choose or recommend Pope or Arch Bishops,because they knew that if Divinity is allowed they may choose a Black person and to Caucasians, that's unacceptable and serious abnormality,so they cook the book and manipulate the outcome.

Pentecostals are pure business,as the wife of the Founder must be second in Command ,even if she is Delilah or Female Satan and the Children will be on the Board and succession.

Consecration of Bishops,Popes and Arch Bishops are soaked with SATANIC play book , which gulp lots of Money and Not even iota of spiritual guidance.

Installation of Bishops no matter the Denomination is terrible display of Demonic bridangate,as they spend more money than those vying for Senate,once you become a Bishop ,you start wearing Skull Cap in defiance of God the Father. 

They wore Rings they protect with everything they got,and same Ring goes to our heads as sign of blessings,but I digress.

We shouldn't look at POLITICAL Apron anymore ,we have seen Apron Including religious one adorn by Semi crazy Sect ,that make our Wives, Father's and Children to look like Nkita Ara under guise of Religious  hypocrites .

We should stop the RELIGIOUS shenanigan,which concede circular leadership powers to Apostolic Playmakers ,as they don't care if the masses lives or disappeared,they care for selves to live like Emperors and the masses are just another congregation to be Milked without sympathy,even religious under lining are not privileged to drink from same success,to them they have Big God while Reverends under them have poor God ,what a twisted way of life. I imagine,what they will say in HEAVEN,maybe they will be at VIP section and the subordinates will be a regular podium.

Anambara State has suffered Security bastardization for 3 horrific years ,no doubt as it is still marked with Green,Blue and Red Zones and many towns are without indigenous people dwelling in it.

We have suffered upgraded AGBERO,as they usually dress as AGBERO back in the days , but currently they are modified with APRON and ID CARD with symbol that identifies them as subject of STATE Gov,known as light of the Nation,even though the light currently glo like Mpanaka Mmiri malu.

We have 19 Years Party dominance that concentrated on building Gimcrack roads that last only till rainy season and Ideyi ebuchakóró every thing,yet fa asi anyi na Nkea bu Nke anyi,which is a lie cooked from pit of Hell .

We have Government that suppress Local Government functionaries and make them irrelevant and a complete recluse.

Originally it was called Local Government Transition,now it is called Mayors but the truth is that the resources are micromanaged by Government and not the LGA bosses, don't forget that this is only in Alaigbo.

We have been called names , but the worst is for our Governor to call us Illiterate Population and we all pretended it doesn't matter,which my old man will say "anyi di ka ónu akórú anyi ".

What we need in Anambara State is complete overhauling,we must have Replacement Senatorial for Anambara South, though it must be with a Veteran not Umuazi "Ôga come I get am ' ,as we must send our 1st eleven, not third eleven. We must choose from impeccables and not some minut sucklings seeking for attention.

We must have Replacement Governor,not because the present did not power to ANAMBRA average,but because all he told us turn out to be lies ,and we must draw the line on marbles and let others know we are not Illiterate Population,not because we kept quiet when they said "Anambara is not broken,no need mending" . Now it is shattered and need completely overhauling.

We can't accept any leader that has Apostolic endorsement,as that always serve as pariah. We choose Men who are good from center to circumference.

We don't want Academic Czar as they always see things from prism of teacher and students,they talk to us as if we are mere students.

We don't want another Government that celebrates inanities , including glorying JANGLOVA, expanding Roads without considering safety of Houses close to the roads by providing walk ways .

Never again shall we have Government that plays with SECURITY,who will cede towns to UGM and still prance about that our state is the most secured,which nobody knows the parameters used in getting to such Analogy.

ANAMBRA ga adi kwa Nma Ózó and the hard Truth is that Óñú ga echigha azú and we will smile na our state has bounced back .

I remain Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi, Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa,Obele Nwa Chukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Paracetamol Ndi Politics.

 FINALLY INEC HAVE RESOLVED TO NORMALIZE THE ANOMALY OF PENDING ELECTIONS, ANAMBARA SOUTH SENATORIAL REPLACEMENT my Concern, written by Mkpisi.

Ndi Anambara as we have heard from I-NECK that AUGUST 16 is sacrosanct for replacement election, especially for the vacuum existing by the Demise of Senator Ifeanyi Ubah.

We also know that result of that election, the performance shall affect November Gubernatorial election,so it's a dicey situation and important Pursuit.

We know many Charlatans are vying to wear Legislative shoe that is way bigger than them, even when padded with Obi Akwa ,ómúma na ntûkwasi (The Shoe will still oversize them even with double wrapper stuffed into the gap to make it lapse ) it will still be over size.

Men who can't evolve in corporate world,which would be wiser and easier if they want metamorphosis as the Bank balance can be brought into cognizance but not in Senate where you have Ex Governor's whose money can bully the traders.

Imagine those who can't fit into Blue Chip board or administration wants to start going to Lesson for Senatorial conquest as if there's no Umpires. 

Senate that is Creeme of all creme is not Ichó ,because of wishes where Horses even the Blind will Ride,as if one can start Academic ascension from Citadel down ,rather it's from Primary to Citadel ,we know that River doesn't flow uphill.

Many POLITICAL amateurs thought na Senate bu " Óga come I get am" ,nobody schooled them that , the place is not rewarding Agency for Philanthropist, neither is it a place to learn book keeping  for enlarged business ,some may argue that late Senator PIU , started with Senate ,but I hate to call the person to order ,we know  Ifeanyi Ubah served his POLITICAL alacarta when he drove TAN (Transformation Agenda of Nigeria) for GEJ ,and it's Nationwide .,which exposed him to Nation POLITICAL atughige aghólukwa ,it gave him the taste of POLITICAL beast taming and later he contested for Governor of Anambara 2 times , which apiawachalu Azú on both occasions with venom,yet he persevered his sanity as Street Don that he was.

So going to Senate to him was just a prelude into getting to where he wanted which was to serve as Governor. 

Plus ,He spent money Overdose,we did not forget when he was sharing KEROSENE and it was called KERODIRECT ,that was when he dared PETROLEUM Mafias of Nigeria,which made them gbanyereya movie and Security agencies Started chasing him and locking him up with flimsy excuses,that can be called the making of a legend.

Anybody going to Senate now should know that he can't do much out there ,as the time is halved and economy attractions have been skinned to the Bone,unless he is friendly with status quo then one or two can be leveraged for old timers. 

Outside that all Budgets have been passed and the next one will be Election cornucopia and not Budget to better the Nation..

So there won't be much the person can do to get fixed into the Legislative Financial Ka ima Nkea ,ima Nke ózó. 

The person will be strolling like Mkpi Nhagobe which can never get a She goat pregnant.

Having said it many times that only legends can be sent to Senate, we can't be sending Nkwó Igboukwu Football Club to represent Anambara in NATIONAL Football competition,when we have Rangers whose name alone will cause trepidation na camp Ndi ózó ,because Rangers has made name and have verifiable football algebra. With Rangers the coaching Bench will be advising,see that number 4 don't allow him trap ball because he will dribble you like a child ,mark number 11 ,as his Shots are Canon ,always shoot at the keeper from close range as he is Shot stopper,but with Unknown team ,the opposing team will be like , who are we meeting in the next Round ? Meaning they are not worried about the Match as the Team poses no problem to them.

I said give the place to Chris Azubuogu,  A three time representative at the House of Reps,and handled many offices including appropriation and was named Mr Project.

 or Chuma Nzeribe whose days in House of Representatives gave him the name "Civilian General ",but now that INEC have lumped Fresh election into perspective,the algorithm have changed,as the previous calculations would've favored Azubuogu in APGA ,if they should give him the ticket without the Usual Money gulping Primaries, ,but with with latest trajectory ,it changed the scoop and makes the narrative to serve as ooo Chimmm oooo.

MINORITY Advise to Political parties and the Best survival play..

If APGA will have fresh Primaries,then it's sure that the ticket should go to Hon Pascal Agbodike the current house of Reps member,as he will simply switch seat and he may even retain his favorite parking space in Legislative Village in Abuja ,but the Fear is the Vacancy he will create which may result into INEC going for another election and APGA loosing that Juicy position, Outside that he is well equipped to man the Seat ,as for those who haven't tested Partisan POLITICS,also can't be called card carrying member of APGA ,if APGA give them the Ticket,they may Mistake it as INVOICE or WAYBILL and by the time they will understand what it is in actual , Akara aghasa go .

YPP have no Strong Candidate, forget those who think that Senate is egwu ónwa that can be giving with mind of compensation.. Somebody with soft voice should tell them na aha aputa ikpû na oriri (You can't attract Conjugal touch from moonlight play ).

if you want to contest election start from below and climb up .

Plus  ejiho mkpachakó nsiegbe agbagbu Adaka.

LP should simply give the Ticket to People's General, so they will stand chance of making well and if they win by wave of the MAN known as face of Labour,then the General will make waves and not be seen strolling along the aisle of the Senate.

Labour should also know that winning the election will put them as team to beat in the Guber,also winning the Guber will make them power packed player in 2027 derby.

APC should know na asi ka atua ya atua,fa ga ebu class na isi.So to avoid encouraging Political disgrace,they should simply dodge that Bullet by skipping Senatorial by election.

If APGA wants to hold primaries, definitely Pascal will trash those Rookies with wreckless abandon ,infact he will use them to Mop Floor. In Nnamani Voice ,I will say "si hara ya ".

Who the Cap 🧢 fit ,let him wear it .

That remains my opinion and we should know that my minority opinion is always on the dot.

Mkpisi Ndi Egede, watching the Theatrics of Ndi South and wondering ma fa ana echekwó the consequences of what they do.

Call me Dibia ónu ike or Obele Nwa Mpa Nnukwu ku na Aka and I will give you one Cup of akpúrú achia in return.

 REMOVAL OF THE MEGA METAPHORIC "JOY IS COMING" BACK TO ANAMBARA STATE, written by Mkpisi.

Monday was the day APGA Government invited for scolding the Bill Board owner who mounted that METAPHORIC PROPHETIC Dinge ,where a Young blossoming  party with "Green Leaf Logo ""ELECTED " I didn't say ERECTED,a Message on Bill Board located at UNIZIK AXIS,the Message did not say VOTE for the party which mounted it.

 It did not say ANAMBRA is Broken,we are coming to Fix it .

It did not indict the incumbent of flawed Governance,but simply prophesy a heart warming message that screamed JOY IS COMING. 

Though it didn't tell from which angle the Joy will be coming from ,because it's singular ,it mean in totality or say in all ramification ,but for the fact that we have too much blood on our Street , so much dare devil crimes ravaging the State ,the catch phrase is a good Symphony music to ears of those who despise the unaccountable style of GOVERNANCE , especially Government that is padded with Sectionalism , Government that USURP functions of Existing ministries as it they are amateur and free loaders.

Well after they dismantled the billboard carrying the Message,I put on my thinking cap and start asking the gods ,why ? 

As it's wrong for an Elder to sit and watch a Goat give birth while tethered.

Is it that the Joy will restore our security that ISEKKE, ORSUMOGHU, MBOSI, LILU, ÚTÚ, UKPOR, UMUNZE, UKWULU missed for 3 years , will Security be reintegrated into the State ?.

Is it that Joy shall be on China standard of paved Roads as domicile with every APGA tenure, they will tar same road the predecessor tarred which Ideyi ga ebuchakóró every rain fall ?. 

While some individuals with Raped Future will coin a praise Name like "Oke afa na egbu Nwa Nkita"? Praising the Government even mgbe Mmiri na eri anyi.

We have turned everything into Hyping and we will continue to embrace the ugly consequences,the dividend of sycophancy is ubiam ónu Ntu.

The first time we heard such a Capsule concise phrase was in 2003 when a Packet Shirt adorning Gentleman looked deep into camera and ask a Provocation and probing question,he asked and I provide "Are we Cursed or we are the Cause ?". 

That jolted us because the state was on a Precipice then and truly it seems we are cursed that Ezigbo ife agaghi eme na the State again , especially when POLITICAL Hooligans lay siege on our Patrimony,they appoints our looters called leaders with wreckless abandon and our state drifted to insolvent.

So such a question hit Hard, though it was just a sentence but the impact is like a Novel Written by Chinua Achebe.

People stared at the question and imagine the temerity of that unknown quantity that asked it , because everybody was scared of the Southern Mafia that caged the State and using shackles to manipulate the entire State. We don't forget na Anambara South produces all sought of AGBERO in all guise ,but I digressed.

I was fuming and asking who the FK is that Boy to dare Evil in his own Garage? And they said he is PETER OBI a POLITICAL Neophyte ,he was so young that I called him a Boy.

A wealthy Man of Means and I searched for his litany of Doing and convoy (fleet of Cars ) which was the gauge to measure status quo back in the days , no convoy was found but real billionaires call him Óga Ndi Óga back then..He was Traders Trade ,but I got enraged that he was driving ordinary Peugeot Car when he should be using Private Jet and Rolls Royce and I was disappointed , though he don't care because he didn't appoint you ,so he careless if you are disappointed, especially with his Tiny Feminine Voice ,little did I know that such miem was his strongest forte as people underestimated him and he decked them with ferociousness of Iron Mike Tyson but demeanor of an Angel.  We thought OKWUTE was his Guy name ,but in truth, OKWUTE is his persona.

Then people voted for him loudly,so he can address the question he asked ,but the dogfather's and Political traders refused to allow him to Mount the saddle ,it took another guts and energy to continue the drive for 2 years and 6 months within Law Courts before he was granted his winning and he changed the Curse to call ,and gave us back our traction,we Started answering the light that illuminate the nation , against  the original "Home for all Criminals" and we have re-ignited Swag. 

That brought a perspective that introduced APGA, Unknown party as party with DECANTER.

Now , another set have come up with same REDEMPTIVE  Voice ,they did not say .. VOTE FOR US ,nor We will connect you to infinitesimal or hobnobbing with Utopian Crass of Bandit.

They did not talk about ANAMBARA and Broken security which may be a distraction altercation...

They came with solace,they came with thought provoking Metaphor which provoked a sitting Government into wreckless uncalculated action .

Anybody that can make a heart felt promise or questions the garbage style of Grievance we called Governance, should be giving his flowers.

We did not take Peter Obi serious back in 2003 because we thought he is not part of the Status quo and he came from unknown and unrated party,then he Sprung surprise when he ascended.

Underate that peaceful "Joy is coming" preaching Band and reaching party to your risk as the Incumbent know something we don't which must be why they started charging like Bull in China shop at them ,first they paid the outrageous Banner and campaign fee weaved by the State Government and they silently promise to Give Joy unlimited back to us.... 

That Joy is coming seems to infuriate the Government the more and I Wonder why ?.

Infact they have become the Party to beat with the antagonism from the state Government,same way unknown APGA became party to beat in 2003 while PDP was acting Jackie Chan then.

Why I have my fingers crossed,I look at attractions of APGA negative mistakes and I Wonder,is this the same APGA we laboured to make Number 3 enterprising party in the Nation ?

 Have they stooped this low or just last struggle of drowning Party?.

APGA  we grew into ABIA,IMO and was scheming to overtake ENUGWU before Ndi POLITICAL clowns render her useless ,now it was reduced to one State party and even in that State fa na aghó ada.

NOTABANE ;I am not a member or Sympathizer of YPP,APC,LP,ADC or any POLITICAL party because all of them are same with different name,they must stain your white if you Hob Nob ,they all enjoy screwing us Hard without CONDOM or Lubricant,so we watch individuals who we shall send and they will deliver us from that Pit filled with Venomous Snakes.

What I do is to analyze the parties,the ASPIRANTS and or candidates that wants to govern my State ,if I stepped on your Toes while doing that , kindly accept my apologies in advance because I am coming to Stump harder on it with Spike shoes. 

If I bite your finger that has been feeding me ,I am sorry for it,but he rest assured that I will love to bite harder and even make Suya of that Hand because you fed me with Kuturu infested Finger.

If you plan to deal with me ,just remember I am Last Born Mpa Nnukwu and he doesn't give warning while protecting me ,he will just call you home to come and tell him why you even look at his last Born with Scorn face . 

Read my lips ,you will face God the day you plan evil because he sent me and he is protecting me with Mgba ajala Ndi Enu igwe.

Let me simply adjust my Nwanyi nódûrû okwu and wait for Ugheli Danda, as stage is set for the gods to play us the Igbadirigba of the initiates.

Mazi Odera departing from where he went for " All Night ,as he told the wife".

let me go and eat to replace the sapped energy ..

Madam give me combined Akamú ,with Agidi as enabler in place of Akara,then give me small Okra Soup to mask the taste and confuse Ndi akpiri that will ask me to nyebinye fa . Then a little Fufu ,mix Ógbónó soup with Stew,Guta Anu from Egusi ,put very small Onugbu,add Kanda from Nsala and get Fish from Ofe Akwú.