Sinners as SENATORS

This actually happened..
The southern senators must have had a meeting. They asked, "whom shall we send and who will go for us?"..
Enyinnaya Abaribe replied, "here I am brothers, send me!"
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He stood up on the floor of the hallowed chambers and sang order 43 like a lion. He capped it with the right words, Muhammadu Buhari is INCOMPETENT!"
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it was like an IED. The northern senators exploded. Senate President Bukola Saraki backed his masters..
The camera focused on the North East senators whom he was 50%ly defending.
They spoke in their fufulde and denied him..
Then the camera picked the southern senators..
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Theodore Orji remembered that he stole all Abia funds and did nothing in 8years. Only an Okezie Ikpeazu MoU has kept him away from where he started.. Kirikiri prisons.
Supporting his brother would mean DSS will start with his file this Monday morning.
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Victor Umeh was snoring. If he was awake, he would have said something.. He is aiming for a Nobel Prize for sleeping in the chambers.
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Senators Benjamin Uwajimogu and Samuel Anyanwu both ran into the toilet to call Rochas Okorocha on phone first.. He is to tell them to remain as STATUES or lend their voices. Men controlled by Rochas through calabash Skype..
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Godswill Obot Akpabio was very vocal in his early days at the senate until he found out that "odogwu aburu guy name" and he couldn't balance accounts even with all the elephant projects.. After he was shaken and thrown like a dice on a ludo board, he hasn't said pimmm again..
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Ike Ekweremadu..the man that loves suits but wears isiagu when he is under attack quickly conducted his 4way test. (1)Does it concern him? (2) Is it fair to his bank account? (3)Will it keep him as the deputy senate leader and (4)which camp is the speaker? .
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Ben Murray-Bruce was mute.. Abaribe was not making a mere common sense like he is used to.. This is extraordinary sense.. He should go and look for Ayo Fayose and Femi Fani-Kayode to come and support him..
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Ebonyi senators must have met Abaribe Enynnaya before the session to confirm if that day was the D-day for his submission. When he confirmed it to them and walked into the chambers, they told themselves, "nwanne ala m Abakiliki" and ran away.. None was around.
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Hanty Stella Oduah was around.  Immediately Enyinnaya stood up. Her left mind reminded her right mind of the N400m bullet proof van she bought under Goodluck Jonathan.. She just reached for her make up and changed her face.. "Village people won't catch her again",she said
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In all Enyinnaya Abaribe realised that he was a lion leading a gang of sheep to war.. He was left to battle the hyenas and jackals alone.
This is one of the reasons why I support we look into getting and using this PVC wisely to kill the sheep amongst us raised by PDP vs APC deviltry.
Imagine if of the 33 SE/SS senators, we had even 10 Ababribes and probably one Nnamdi Kanu.. Ha si anyi kukasiwa.. Anyi akukasiwa.
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Today is early..  Pray you understand this post.