Kpokirikpo was dancing the step called "ITU NYA " (Swaggercious Dance), he was holding his Oduefi with his left hand and shining his Snuff coloured Teeth in happiness of a conqueror.
I wasn't in that jollification mode , this days since Igbo Politicians started pissing me off, especially those that forgot what they went to do in ABUJA, where they will be Hobnobbing with Obele UMU Asa while other SINATORS will share the proper cake including slashing off from our budgeted budget, when those IGBO mistakes we sent to Abuja will be back to senses, those who knew what they went to do in ABUJA will give us smackrel of Cake in Powder form and our Legislooters will come back to us without shame or remorse and ask us to send them again as in reelection.
One that won the most absent Senator in Nigeria ,the Most Redundant SINATOR from ANAMBARA STATE was showing how much money were shared as empowerment and even our Youths were applauding, then I started thanking God that, my senses are still intact because I can't stoop that low and can't make posterity to be mean to my offspring.
This kind of Tufiakwa Senator are suppose to be stoned, spat upon and despise for non representation but when the youths who are suppose to show disdain are showing solidarity with a flop and disappointment , then you know that THINGS has fallen so apart, that the center is longer in the middle.
KPOKIRIKPO, I am not about to ask you why you are dancing, I simply want to ask you to move out of the road and go and bring me the Decanter of Ekwu Ekwe given to you by AKPULU EKWE of EVIL FOREST for I am about to cross Agu na Asaa, mmiri na Asaa to rescue the Chick held in bondage by Ezekudene the Vulture king.
He looked at me and said " Can you believe that the Governor's of SOUTH EAST has grown Balls and can Stand her own ground?,they rejected given out IGBO Land for Grazing ".
I shouted, DID THEY TIE GOVERNOR AKPUOLA GI before they passed such resolution ?
I was told that the Man was in hiding and refused to show face in that meeting.
That was when I know what GWOGWO said might be the truth when he ask me, "When are they going to swear inn Gov ARARUME " in IMO STATE? .
I can now walk around with some air of protection,recognition and importance that what is between the legs of our Governors are Balls and not Tennis Ball, they are no longer shaking like Banana leaf at the mention of Cow from Federal Government ,they enjoy same measure of immunity as Chief Security Officers and that also provides that odaba si jebe OGBU, Onye obuna aria Ogbu di be Nna ya (If it becomes a must that we must travel to OGBU, one has to climb the Ogbu Tree that is almost in every Compound in IGBOLAND of old ).
After all when OBJ flexed his muscles and taking away the Police and other Federal Security from Ngige during the days of Okija Regime, the Diminutive politician improvised and brought VIGILANTE who are more effective to protect him and the state, with Vigilante they have ODESHI and on a good day , if the push comes to shove between them and the non equipped Federal might, the Vigilante analu fa ula rahuo, but moving on..
As much as our Legislooters will not say anything about our own MINISTER for NYSC , sorry I wanted to say Minister For Finance, the Lady that know Finance so much that our Currency had a free for all fall , but thank God that when Baba was in Rondon Hospital enjoying a rest, that our VP took over and breath a fresh life into the economy and also rescued the currency from 500 Naira and leave it at 362 not judging from what it was during the "Looting days of PDP when it was 160 Naira ", meanwhile the Minister does not even know how or why the currency started the Spiral fall ,Such was above her pay grade.
It's like asking a Kindergarten teacher to be the DEAN OF FACULTY and expect a success, it's either you are drunk for having such expectation or somebody stole your senses and replace it with Aja Upa.
Now that she has been seen as MRS FAKE CERTIFICATE, i thought the house would've summoned her again to come and explain why she fooled the house, but they seem to be lost in thought.
IGANLA the deity from Kebbi stepped inn and ask me, why is it that no IGBO agrees that PMB is pitting kworuption? (Fighting Corruption) as I made to offer him back hand slap for that temerity, that was when MKPO MKPO waded in and address him..
He said and I provide
"Corruption is when the Highest Legislative body sat at the floor of the Congress and examine the Head of Customs who was retired and without any knowledge of Custom or her designation, but ressurected from Retirement and made to head it, the Senate summoned him and found him incompetent, but the Presidency swear that removing him is not part of policy or Agenda which the Senate may not be Privy to thereby reducing the powers of the Senate to Zero.
2)Corruption is when Senate declared that MAGU who is the head of EFCC is not qualified to head VIGILANTE group but the Presidency retained him to fight those who disagree with the Government.
3)Corruption is when the highest Investigating Body in the Nation the DSS found multiple evidence of corruption against MAGU and the Presidency did not sack MAGU and replace him.
Not counting the man that cut Grasses with Billions of Naira, even if it was Iron that grow in such places.
How about the DUBAI houses expose?
All this were buried and the fight goes to the other end of the Faction.
4)Corruption is when Minister Of Finance presents Fake certification ,meaning if she can present fake Certificate everything about her is fake,, she is supposed to be in KIRIKIRI MAXIMUM PRISON for Fraud, but she has immunity clad protecting her even when it is obvious that she has no business managing MICRO FINANCE BANK.
5) Corruption is when Policemen protested live in the Federal Capital territory that they are being owed ALLOWANCE for 6 months and the IGP were not sacked with speech from NTA NEWS , that way he can be reduced to his level.
5B) Corruption is when human lives are wasted in Hundreds and no Security Chief were held responsible and accountable, the Nation just moved on as if everything is normal.
6) Corruption is when people with Academics deficiency are heading Ministries and Over qualified are subordinates.
7)DiD I tell you that Corruption is also nailing the economic growth of the nation at Golgotha, such as knowing fully well that CAPITAL OIL has more redemptive measure on our Petroleum management, but he was Politically emasculated .
8) Corruption can't be removed from the fact that IBETO CEMENTS produced the best Cement in Africa, if you use his Cement to build a House and BOMB landed on it, just go on and sleep because what the Bomb will do to the house is showering dust and dirts but not to damage a house built with IBETO CEMENT, but he was ran off business to eliminate competition for DANGOTE.
9)EXTREME CORRUPTION is when Nigerian Government have a local Car, Bus, Caterpillar, HILUX VANS, SUV manufacturing company called INNOSON MOTORS in Nigeria ,TESTED AND TRUSTED by the GOVERNOR that makes the difference (OKWUTE) and the prices are far cheaper, the quality Extremely qualified but the Government refused to patronize it just because it belong to IGBO MAN, a tribe that is hated just because they are blessed by divinity.
10) Fighting corruption means the Federal Government should make INNOSON OFFICIAL CAR OF THE GOVERNMENT AND ALL THE MINISTRIES, that way the World will be looking at us with some measure of seriousness .
Well as the issue of corruption are being debated between gods, I walked away heading to General direction in the North, that was when I saw Deji the god of debate from OSUN State who said to me "POg, Ogbeni why can't your people give Land for Grazing for peace sake? "
I looked at him with measure of pity and i said , is it the TRIBAL ZEBRA CROSSING on your face that is causing you to reason through the orifice or it's your nature to be mischievous that is driving you with Manual Gear ?
As he opened his mouth for 30 seconds which is natural for his Tribe before they talk, I jumped in and continued,,
Have you not heard that THE FEDERAL ARMY has defeated BOKO HARAM and drove them out completely from SAMBISA FOREST ?,A land that is three times the size of SOUTH EAST.
That place is called SAMBISA FOREST which means it is divinely made for Cattle grazing, nobody will be disturbed and no crops will be violated, no sane soul shall be wasted and paraventure the BOKO HARAM stray into it again, since Herdsmen love killing they will help the Nation and remove the remaining members of the HARAM.
If Nigeria have sense , what they will be preaching is for states to Map out land space for Development, every state will give out 500 HECTARES OF LAND free and anybody that will build on it within 2 Years will have it free and also issued with permanent FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CERTIFICATE OF OCCUPANCY.
That way development will be distributed and we know that such enterprise will help to provide accommodation to all and sundry...
Ogun shouted in Yoroba dialect that I am a thief, he said that I know that if such happens that IGBO will take all the lands and build Fine Houses and become landlords all over.
I wanted to call him Ngworo but changed my mind...
Then I ask him, have you seen an IGBO take what is not his or build on any land that he did not buy legally and also provide massive development to the region ?.
Because I do not want to start argument with god with Tribal mark or plain face, I simply wanted to face my problems which includes why did FEDERAL GOVERNMENT moved 70% of her Police to IGBO LAND ,are we under siege? ..
As that thought lay heavily on my mind, I saw Mnyikiripitu and he said to me..
"Go to ONUICHA, coming in from ASABA You will be stopped by untrained set of Police that will humiliate and insult the Uniform they are wearing by taking the duties of FRSC, CUSTOMS, FIRE BRIGADE and Traffic Warden, you will observe that they were sent to humiliate only IGBO Vehicles and that was why they were posted at the entrance of IGBOLAND.
Then coming down that bridge, I mean the NIGER Bridge built over 40 years ago, which has been shaking and showing signs of collapsing but the Federal Government are busy preparing emissaries that will come and tell us sorry on the death that will follow the collapse of the Bridge.
Once you come down into ANAMBARA STATE you will see over 40 Police Take points, there duties is to ask for the Vehicle papers that even LICENSING OFFICE never heard off and if you challenge them, you will be shocked on the result and the measured intimidation.
If you wants to divert through that 20 seconds pass at Upper Iweka which led to Owerri, you will See about 4 police Check points with 20 seconds Drive they place self toe to toe , then move from there and every 2 minutes a Police Check Point is placed all lethally posed to make you feel under siege .
One wonders why they can't move them with same formation into Plateau, BENUE and those Nothern states with Security lapses ,that way they will be doing the nation a great a service than leaving them at a place they are not adding anything to the Security. ".
As this is election period, I know it's time I look at the Candidates, some are just ejirim guzue (Used to make up the numbers), Some went the first time and should be recalled to be placed before a Shrine for cleansing and some should be sent to continue what they do best, so my duties today is to watch, Analise and Pen down the obvious.. But before I go into that let me stroll down NENI heading to OYE ICHIDA na Nke NGO WHITE, who is currently the most Delicious Food Cook in the SOUTH EAST, her OFE ONUGBU is Fantastically delicious and if you have not eating there and still call self onye Igbo, then you need ka aruarugo agwu.
I want to eat light food at her place, just 2 Wraps of NRI OKA with OKRA SOUP , 4 LUMPS OF ANU MKPO ,3 TOWELS, 3 TOZO and a small Bottle of Hero to hold it down.
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