Sunday Sermon for August

 Nediya.. By Last Born Mpa Nnukwu.

Welcome to another Sunday, I am grateful to God on behalf of my family, my friends and to the detriment of those who hated me thinking I am thier enemy, whereas I am somebody they hated because I am what they wished to be, but badluck eburum puta Uwa never granted such permission. 

When the News of this High prized  Malaria called Covid came to us, none  knew we will see the Month of August because it came with all the threat and manifestation deadlier that HIV, so our hearts melted, Ndi Njo kwusi ime Njo (Sinners repented), those Men who came home after wee hours suddenly stayed home and discovered that thier houses are not Oven. 

Our Looters sorry I mean Leaders finally get to spend weekends with us instead of in Dubai, London, USA and many other places.. 

As  husband's vet locked down with wife, even though some wives are wild, they tried everything possible to always make home, Hell on earth, which brings me to the Sermon of the day... Captioned NEDIYA (persevere).

We all want a perfect marriage or we walk away into an imperfect world which is great, Infact nobody wants to tolerate any rubbish with any spouse, how dare your Husband or wife cheat on you?..

How dare this and that, just come with me, today's sermon will be short but not like Zacheuas...

There is no perfect marriage, this is for us that has stayed over 20 years in marriage, most of them overseas, we are the ones qualified to talk about it, because we have extreme experience and nothing you throw at us will be episode 2,instead it will be just like one of the Winter that came, terrified us and gone with the season.

Your Spouse was caught having it with somebody, that is pure cheating and nobody can take it, but I am so Suprise that our Nation has been cheating on us and you still managed to abide with same treachery, so if you haven't divorced or beat up Nigeria because of that, hear me when your spouse does same.. Nediya.. 

Your spouse is senseless in your calculation ... Some of  Our Leaders are senseless senseless and as we accepted them like that, I advise you Nediya. 

If our Leaders that detested our health centers, despise our roads because they fly airplane to avoid the hazards they created on on Land .. If they can be restricted and forced to live just like us thanks to that menace called Covid, it simply means Uwa na eme Ntughari (Life makes Ntughari /changes), so fa edibego ya and you shall also Nediya. 

Your Wife is talkative,she lies too much, but our own Minister was named from birth Lie, And we translated his name to Lie lie and his lies became Fun to us, same way the lies in your spouse should be Fun to you, just Nediya.. 

Your spouse has another Agiri outside matrimonial home, well our leaders has many houses overseas and that doesn't mean they always stay in them, they visit those abode once in a while just to get away from home, but instead of giving them the desired succor, it breaks thier wallet, tear them apart and makes them living in Bondage, then force them to run back home.. So in your own case.. Nediya.

Your Husband is poor, he never takes care of you, is Nigeria or your state taking care of you?.. Is your nation not so so so poor and you still remain in it because there is nothing you can do about it !!, well since you can tolerate that, simply tolerate the Husband, just Nediya.

Your wife is not able to give you a male Child , even though in real sense, it is never the fault of a woman to give birth to male or female, what they have inside them is X CHROMOSOME, it is the Male that have the Y and X, so it is what a Man deposited that will produce the Sex, if a Man dropped X and it meet the woman X, that is pure Female, but if the Man drop Y then it produce a Boy, but we know that Y is always proud and takes time doing what he wants, so X struggles faster but the point is.. Boy or Girl is determined by what a man drops, so if you have such situation in your House, just know that our Government has never given us Goood Roads, electricity.. Infact what is due for us has became a Mirage and since we endured it, my advise to you now is.. Nediya. 

As a Man all you spent on her head, yet her infidelity is worrisome, well remember all hope we invested in our Leaders, say Politicians and they always dump us and fraternize with enemies, it is in thier nature, just Nediya..

Your wife poisoned the minds of your children, same way Leaders poisoned the minds of our Youths and they became Stupid and miserable whose sole preoccupation is Sex or such related, they can't stand up and say, enough of this abuse and demand leaders give us back our Future... As we watch this our kids loiter around like Umu OSEAKA and we endured.. Just borrow such principle.. Nediya.. 

You have not completed your housing project and it makes you sad, do not forget that ONUICHA ENUGWU ROAD has never been completed and this generation may fade and another sees the scam and will do nothing, my simply advise is.. Nediya. 

Your once beautiful life has been screwed and there is no Hope of better tomorrow, read my Lips, once there is life Hope Makpu, after all Anambara was once Light of the Nation, but today she is MOU of the Nation, Pot hole of the Nation and about to become the State with biggest debt... What did the Bishops, the Igwe, Elites and the Youths did?.. They wore AKWA Ndidi waiting for another Peter, so you whose life is like Anambara today, hear me.. Nediya... 

Finally, whatever that goes in between spouses, let it not affect the Children.. I hate to hear that Idiotic saying"That's my life", listen to me young Man and Woman.. It was your life, when you were single and dating, it was your life when you got married, then it is no longer your life after you gave birth...

Once a child or Children came into be, what you mistake for your life is thiers, you lived yours before they came,, it's natural, so what you live then is for them, and if you think on how it will favor you and never think of the implications of what your decision will bring to the innocent children, just know that I am LAST BORN MPA NNUKWU and I will be at Heavens Gate during judgement because I understand all the Wayo Nigerians will bring to  heaven to bamboozle God, so he placed me in charge of Nigerians and I have another Hell fire made that is a million time hotters than the real Hell, so don't make me to place you very close to the Oven (a place I preserved for all Political Men if god in Africa) ... Just Nediya, ibanyego..

Happy Sunday and always remember that life is never Bed of roses, even Bed of Roses doesn't stay for weeks, because the Rose petals will wean and became dust, so is life... 

Don't ever think that life will always be fair, check yourself and see if everything remains same... Woman your once Pointed Breast will sag at some point and there is nothing you can do than to use Bra to prop it, if you remove it, it will fall back to assigned position.. So is life. 

YOUNG MAN, see that smooth face that makes Girls to call you fine Boy, wait until you face serious pressure of life, you will see gallops, contour and zigzags all criss crossing your face, the beard messing up the smooth face.... 

Children, you enjoyed your parents protection, just wait after school and your mates moved into the world and started making money and your parents still pamper you.. 

Naturally your friends will move on and leave you at the bottom because you refused to grow with them. 

I pray that God will give us all the wisdom to know that this life is a stage, you come display and you stand down to watch others showcase, if you stay on the stage more than necessary, even your best Fans will start leaving... Because you turn irritant to them.. 

Never forget life is like going on a journey, some flew in an Airplane while some Rush in a Bus... May be there is a Movie or discussion of serious interest that goes on in your chosen mode of transport, you reach your paid destination, you must disembark no matter the Plea or wish to watch the movie to the end... 

I am Mazi Odera POg JP, Mkpisi Ndi Egede and Last Born Mpa Nnukwu and I am your friend whether you like me or not is immaterial...