YULETIDE COUNSEL..

 INA ANU AKAMU, INA EZE OKPUKPU by Obele Nwa Mpa Nnukwu.(Be mindful of Bone while sipping Pap) 

Ututu Oma Umuigbo, this is Hand writing of Last Born Mpa Nnukwu, but if you don't like what he wrote, I will simply say "It is not my voice", as Christmas is fast at hand, we know that Christmas is the EPIC of all Birthday, it was strategically chosen, plotted or Located, Infact throught the World, it is only Christmas that is Universally provided for, all shops even in Muslim communities got decorated with Spirit of Christmas,the world made everywhere beautiful with expectation of the Birth, the celebration wasn't restricted, it is designed for peace, the unique nature of the Man whose day is being Marked makes most Business, work place, schools to close on silent and total obedience and submission.

You may not like him, his way, his disciples but you can't deny the spirit of Christmas.

Back in Nigeria, that was when Companies conduct Auditing of the Year, and by the way, not many traders understand the benefits of involving Chattered Accountants to investigate the business to know if they moved up or going aground , it may seem high cost to get one, but you can get Newer Accountants, they will help you to  unearth the frauds that has being going on right under your nose, as most of your Boys and workers are Fishing from your own Fishing Basket, but I digress.

End of the Year is when Clubs, Town Unions and sundry Associations held End of the year Party, they set out a day to eat, drink and thank God that they ended the year with abundant grace.. You have the right and liberty to ask, WHY IS IT NOT DONE ANY OTHER TIME, BUT STRUCTURED TO COINCIDE WITH BIRTH OF JESUS who is Mpa Nnukwu First Born.. You may ask but Last Born do not have answers for it..

We move down to various villages , Infact all over Nigeria, this period, all roads lead to East, it is a time of spiritual CENSUS, and during that Epic Yuletide, many Kindred fix meetings, Politicians move around with affluence, young Men who caught money came back to show off, which takes me to the bone of the message...

Young Man, you know the kind of Family you have, you know the kind of Town you come from, some Town, Villages swear that nothing progressive will be seen within, so if you come back and show affluence, they will give you combine Poison and strike you with poverty. 

If you fail step on the ones they laid on the ground, fail to eat or drink with them so they can shove it  down your throat , then they can transfer hard one to you through Spiritual Bluetooth..

Many of you are not in Abada and not in Iyaji (They don't follow Jesus nor dedicate self to Satan) but they want to show they have arrived, whereas some Men and Women in the village take stock after Christmas how many Boys they drove away from the Masters house just to make the parents sad.

How many Boys that came Back with a Car and end up with Crash, meaning they will go back without a Car or come back with a CAS-KET.

How many babies came to celebrate alive, but carried back with Ntutu all over the body.

How many Elegant Girls came back to be seen by Handsome and eligible Boys, so they can get married, but those Evil conspirators will simply smear them with aggressive hatred that when Men see them they see Grandma..

Don't ask what they benefit from such evil orgy, they gave thier heart to Devil and He gave them heart of Evil, so what they do to them is JUST, as designed by thier Boss the Devil , they did same even to thier own flesh and blood, it doesn't make any difference whose DNA you carry.. 

And when they eventually dies, they left a gangantum portion of impossible bondage to the Generation, who will suffer what they know not for ages.. Moving on..

Listen to Last Born, there is a saying that provides "Okenye ji Nga Nga agbalu Efi Oso" (An Elder Run away from raging Bull with style, they might say, children come with me to safety, seems that Cow is Mad). 

But me, I can never do that, when I see a Mad Cow, I take off my Shoes and Run like Scooby Do when he sees a ghost... 

After all my Old man said what Mgbada muted "Kama ochi ga achi Ozu ya na ite Ofe agadi Nwanyi, ya chia Uyo ya na Dimta siri we gbaa OSO" (Instead people will howl at her corpse, sorry I mean Meat as laden inside a soup pot of an Old woman, they better laugh at his escape tactics ).

Ugwu muta  igbaji Ukwu, agadi Nwanyi amuta arikata ezue Ike (When a treacherous Hill learn the act of dislocating ones waist, an Old woman will learn the act of resting at interval)..

If your Town hates New Car, Park your Car at a friend place in another Town, enter your town like Nwa Okpulu, it is better they count you as nobody than dead Somebody, after all, it is from the house of a Living Coward, they will point to  the desolate house of a warrior..

If you Village house become  a target, then understand that HOTELS fill the Gap, until when the siege is over.

As we prepare for this Christmas, let's prepare with our Brain as Voom ka nma karia let me explain..

It is a good thing to be among brethren back home, but sweeter to see many more years in good health in wealth, never in dejection and extreme poverty..

Be in the mood of good Yuletide and may Mpa Nnukwu give you that which your mind yearn for and which is not Evil...

I am Mazi Odera POg JP and I come in peace.