THE LEGISLATIVE HOUSES ARE UNCONCERNED by Mkpisi.

Good Morning Friends,I will say my mind ,that they don't change is not my fault but our faults because the  masses,the ELITES and the Media are comfortable with the trend and hardship act like Vitamin in our Bodies.

It peppers me the more ,such pushed my old man to ask in lamentation "Kedu nke Udene na Barber"(What are the compelling forces that binds Vulture that is bald with Barber that make living by barbing hairs ?) ,It simply implies that anom na Oku ,uguru welu pua (I was sitting at the furnace before the coming of Harmattan).

Nigeria have being what it is ,when I was growing I heard them say with measured tone "NIGERIA is Giant of Africa",when I get older ,I understand the meaning , what they meant was GIANT with Mosquito legs,so it can't carry the body at all.

They said "Education for all by the Year 2000 "and year 2000 came and gone and there was no plans for even improved Education, rather NATIONAL strike has being a reward for many parents,making me to Wonder what is actually the duties of our third Arm in Government called the Legislative?.

Let me explain Legislative to those who don't know ,so they can stay with us while we Journey.. Legislative arm are the people Blessed to Rape our Economy and all the Nation calls them Distinguish or Honorable. 

Once you enter in any of those places (SENATE ,House of Representatives) ,your 7th generation will met your stow away cash,they don't make money ,they rape money ,don't forget they were supposed to check mate the Presidency but they turned and align with them for a joint Conjugal (they are making love on our heads) and parting selves on the back with our Patrimony.

Can't they ask a question or summon Minister of Education or even ask why budgets are allocated to such Moribund ministry that has no existing work done to consolidate, talkless of improving the Academic condition of the nation,imagine a Nation that has COMMON ENTRANCE examination but the Certificate is completely useless and the Government kept issuing them ,it is very Hard if not ,I would've suggest it should be turned to Tissue to wipe ass.

We have JS3 CERTIFICATION that is as useless as learning short hand ,50% of Maths tutored in SECONDARY school that can't be used again in life, they enforced that JS3 Exam, which parents must pay for the wards and that is also very useless ,as it cannot be asked for again in life.

The ministry is supervising Universities providing curses ,sorry I mean Courses like Zoology even when NIGERIA doesn't have functional Zoo any longer,so where will the students do IT or work after ?.

Maybe inside Bushes with Nchi,Ene and Uze na Osa.

They teach Librarian also as Course,in a World where everything has evolved into Digital,I wonder who goes to Library to read the antiquated, dust gathered monuments we call books and it is absurd that most of the books are British books and life style, especially in Colonial days ,many of the books were dumped in Africa for brain washing and it worked as our Brain were washed with Izal and Parazone ,as Nigerian Authors are made to die of hunger and want ,unless those writing fiction and few pages of meaningless Mumbo.

Nigerian education do not have History books talkless of studies,as if we don't have History..how can next generation know about end SARS and the terrors,so they can't repeat such ?.

Not even talking about the Genocide of 1967 to 1970 ,many Children today are hearing it as akuko iho (Urban Legend).

How about the slave trade and how the whites stole our gods and build them air-conditioned houses, keep giving them human blood collected from blood bank and it aided them into advancing in technology,maybe because they gave then purified Human blood ,while we gave them blood of animals and they treat us like animals.

Don't forget the Era of MAMMUD EYENECK will be gone without history written,the Era of Buying Naira with Naira under Emefiere won't be documented and you say we have Education ministry.

I just wonder if children of ELITES study Any of those Useless courses like .. 

BOTANIC which is studying of Flowers -in Nigeria,a Nation that don't even use Flower to make Love even on Valentine day,if you try such the girl ejiri the flower piakpo gi Anya (The girl you are wooing will turn the flower as weapon to blind your eyes ).

Shawarma weights more than flower in Nigeria and we understand why,because Hunger abound.

Theatre Arts ,where acting doesn't require certificate,now they start with SKITS and insulting people ,then graduate to Pranks even Stealing Is called Prank,if you catch them they will say "It's a prank"because one doesn't use 2x2 to return the prank just to teach them that Plank can be used as prank.

SOCIAL STUDIES..this one I don't even know what to say about it,it doesn't fit anywhere and into anything,just to collect the money from those parents,so they can say my Child is a graduate..after graduating what next ?as no company or institution will engage the fellow. Then it will join on ,after graduating I looked for Job for 10 years ...what did you study?

Our Senators don't care ,if they do ,they should have summoned the minister of Education and demand to know the reason Behind JAMB ,then school will collect almost same amount if not more to conduct school exam for the person that passed so called Jamb ,is that not duplication of process ?.

EFCC should be arresting this people for extortion and fraud as well ,though this one is Government approved scamming.

No more teaching of life benefiting Courses such as seamstress, Confectionery,hand skills and all those things that will make one independent after education.

Therefore as we squeeze our faces against EYE NECK for screwing the Nation without Condom,We should demand to know what SENATE are doing to warrant wasting over 20% of Budgets on them as operational incentive ..

Kedu Maka House of Representatives ?that one is another Mistake that has no reason to be operational,they just add Jaw breaking Honorable to the names and we know there is nothing Honorable to many of them .

Back to EDUCATION ,can we Please stop bringing serving professors to WORK with EYENECK as they over corrupt the already corrupted DEPENDENT UMPIRE .

IF YOU ASK ME ,LETS THROW AWAY BVAS and all ,just bring back OPTION A4 introduced by Prof Humphrey Nwosu ,that is the easiest form of election ,you want to run for election..they place Pictures and people line in front of the chosen,when we bring it back Ohu na Ogodo ekee nsi (Buttocks and wrapper will share the excreta).

As I get ready to go to work mana Aju na Ebum Maka I suffered last night,let me go and refuel..

Madam give me 4 litres of AKAMU very thick one ,Mkpo Milk abua with 6 fried Eggs , Small Fried Yam , Plantain ,Kwunu,bring that combination of TIGER NUT mixed with Coconut,Date, Banana ,then a little Stout and Legend Stout.

Good Morning,I remain LAST BORN MPA NNUKWU,Dibia Onu Ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Special ADVISER to any Governor that love good Governance, Mkpisi Ndi Egede, Minority Opinion writer na South East, Anu ana agba Egbe ona arigo na aritu and I wish us a good week ,sorry a good endurance week .