Wednesday, May 14, 2025

 JAMB A CALCULATED PLOY OR JUST A GLITCH ? written by Mkpisi.


When our Boys were fluanting money at 50 years Parlee in Abuja ,I warned about the consequences of such display or insanity,but our boy's were hifiving and celebrating Wealth without POLITICAL substance and without rooted places of command. Most of them failed to read the minute of the last meeting,I mean the minute from 1970 when it took Rascality of a brute Politician to reduce all the Ego makpu na ulo akú to turn to 20 pounds and till today óbúru go stories without historic reference.


 We forgot the old metaphor of Nwa Nza rijuo afó,okwelu chi ya Aka mgba without knowing that the chi nwelu ike ime ya deflate through many ways and means. 


After all ,Ndi Nnewi told Edo when she thought that she can deal with her any how and the town made that famous statement "Ókwónu Nnewi Siri Edo nya nwelu Nkwó ".


Then without gain saying,they have plotter a replica of the same 'No Victor,no vanquished " of post Genocide era, that's showing the world na Ógu ebe go,onye naba onye naba ,while we are the vanquished and before then ,they have plotted the demonic holding our monies hostage and giving us 20 pounds to frustrate our lives . There's no court that accepted the complaint,it was just collateral and I will suffice Ózó Emena.


We know it that they created a Nationhood with extreme prejudice directed at us just because we have that Divine Mark of ife anyi kpaturu Aka ,óna agalu anyi ófuma ,but somehow our benevolent God that cracked our kernel ,we push her into touch thinking we have arrived,we forgot na onye bulu Chi ya Úzó ,ógbagbue onwe ya na ósó.

And we mistake same god's grace as how entitled we are.


Well,we survived that episode and our people refused to understand na onye Anwu gbalu fû Okpoloko ijiji ,nya na ósó ana eme ,we have been biting by the Cobra they trained,but we are not wary of the precarious situation. 


A Sojourner can never drag Igwe ship with Aborigine Maka ófú onye sieru óra....,we all know na anyi bu Arusi kpakata ike,fa egosi anyi ósisi ejiri tua anyi ,we lark the two dominant powers.. Political Powers and Power of the Pen, which even the lethal fear because of boomerang. We discard both gbalu Aka na achú ife na ata arú.


Well ,our big boys went to ABUJA (Had it been it was somewhere in the East,it may be our traditional madness and not much Hullabaloo from others ) ,they show the world that "Money na Water" and now they have planned future draining of our Water reservoir,ka amaluzie ife na ekeni anyi amú.


We know na Nkita ina Azu nyebe nsogbu,itua ya na chain ka okweta na óna eme.


In all the Years before the afront,there has never been Computer glitch with Jamb examination and we know that our Neck of the wood takes more better places and positions even in Citadel entrances ,making us more equipped to face the Future.


After the show off na ABUJA fa si afusia Nkea Anya Mmadu akpóó and they started to use blunt knife to carry out circumcision on our Future. 


They won't succeed entirely but just know na when you cut off yam tendon,it takes longer time to regrow and it will cause stuntent growth on the health of the Feed. 

Ndigbo jiri si,adóbie ma zochie ódighi ezuchazi.


Majority of those whose Jamb result were depleted are Many whose names are akin to Okeke and Okafor,and the other side of the fence got a boosted result,but thanks to God ,the alarm was high and alarming and suddenly,there will be reversal,but we should know that fa eweputago Anya Maka na anyi jelu igosi fa nkari na ABUJA.


A word they say is enough for the wise , don't forget that Tortoise 🐢 and Snail 🐌 always go back to her shell with the mindset that "He who fight and run away lives for tomorrow" , Ndigbo said na nkwucha abughi újó.


Never ever forget na Dike Ezeghi Eze,óbúru ntasi nmeyi ( If A warrior 🪖 refuses to duck from Machete attack,he will have gushing of his own blood ).


The reason Soldier duck at Sound of bullet is to study the situation and how to stay alive,onweró ife iga eme bu na ifubero ife melu others.


Either we take time and build our home front or we build a Political tenacity to withstanding the national Umbilical corded hatred manufactured against us , Outside that ,we can only sing the old song of marginalization,don't forget that even the gods expected na onye fa na azó,na azókwu onwe ya .


Abum Nwanne ûnû Mkpisi Ndi Egede, Minority opinion writer Maka adighi m ede ka ótó mkpurú Obi nile útó.


Obele Nwa Chukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa.

Tuesday, May 13, 2025

 COOU; ON HER COMBINE CONVOCATION cum SILVER JUBILEE and the Message from the gods, written by Pen of the god's.


Anambara State own University,named after our own ICONIC MARVEL,our Gem called EMEKA ODUMEGWU OJUKWU,whose name formed the Acronym COOU.

They are planning to have a Combined Convocation but that's not why I write.


I write because of what they Tagged the Event,they said and I provide "MARKETS,MIND AND MACHINES"SOUTHEAST AS BACK BONE TO NIGERIAN INNOVATION ".


The attraction was that METAPHORIC expression called Market,which defines Ndigbo as a Race ,which describes Ndigbo as PHOENIX of the Century,which defines not only an Average Igbo person but Professionals in other works of life ,even in Medicals, Engineering, Education and Artisans, between all of them , there's this symbolic Trading pattern,either they trade the professional skill and make it lucrative or they recalibrate entire system and turn it into money minting enterprise.


So whenever they say anything about Trading, including markets and marketing,I get emotional because we live the trade and we trade our difficulties into realities,which manifested greatly after the Genocidal War of 1970 when British Colonial masters combined super hatred with the North and bombed Alaigbo into smithereens .


Ndigbo that survived a Genocidal outrage were given 20 pounds for each BREATHING ACCOUNT belonging to Easterner with the unwritten Code "Last Super" but we sprang from the place of nothing to place of dominance and established Excellency which became another boiling anger to our Suppressor's and perpetual oppressors,even though na Onye gbalu Awo Karate, simply gave her a lift. 


Also you can't hold down a good Man , especially an enterprising , Genetic one and Not a cultured lazy one ,we know they can't hold us down ,but suffice to say "onye chi ya na azó,na azókwu onwe ya ", taking me down to the Bone of the message to COOU.


Since you have the idea to discuss Eastern Market,then you have to start by ije na isi Isi or as English lexicon will have it ,it will say let's go to Genesis ,where the problem makpu.


ALAIGBO used to be epicenter of Great Trade,from ABA the Taiwan of Africa to ONICHA the Bastion of buying and selling.


But when OBJ representing a certain cruelty in a tribe took over Governance, he crippled all the Wharfs servicing IGBO trading places ,from Port Harcourt to warri were crippled, and LAGOS Port was made the center of activities as far as Cargo laden Vessel are concern,a calculated attempt to drag Ndigbo into uncomfortable terrain,our Importers were compelled to move with convenience than continue slaving with Transparent fetters they hung on our waist ,leg and wrist , especially after the Federal Government set another Demonic barrier by introducing Customs and exercise all along the roads from Lagos to Ónuicha because our Importers braved the act of clearing the goods in Lagos and sending it back to the East ,but with the squadron of Customs energized by Presidential Venom against Ndigbo,they made it point of duty, that with each Custom check point,you have to re-clear the goods which the Duties  that have been paid and all Clearing done from the port ,then the traders decided to start selling in Lagos as nobody understands the madness any longer.


Now, how can the same People that conscripted us into Lagos are crying that we must leave ,now it's just a little call here and there but soon it may take a dangerous turn,so I charge Ndi COOU to advise our Governor's ka ebido na oge kwóba that ideyi before it will turn to Oshimiri.


Advise them to build a Joint Sea Port in Alaigbo,I know many will say we don't have Ocean ,but I can tell you for free that Dubai don't even have a pond before they created that marvel of Seas around Dubai ,a former dessert.


We can do it with determination and combination of the States. Educate them on the need to create our own Water ways ,so that our trading ingenuity will be unleashed once again without encumbrance of Hosting cities.


Then advise South East Governor's that what we truly need is not magnificent Governor's Lodge,or other centrifugal edifices ,but how good we plan our Future for our children.


Tell them we need a joint Transportation system that will be fast and unique,which mostly will come if they can initiate establishing MONORAIL, SUBWAYS ,RAILWAYS,and or UNDERGROUND RAILWAYS..


We have Men of money who usually display wealth and AFFLUENCE to CHAGRIN of others, Making tongues wag on how buoyant they are , it's time  they bring back development to our place as in Aku rue Uno, ekwú onye kparu ya, it's a safer method than wealth sequestered outside your shore.


Wishing the school great CONVOCATION and sweeter 25 years anniversary.


I remain Mkpisi Ndi Egede, Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi, Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa,Obele Nwa Mpa Nnukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya.

Sunday, May 11, 2025

 ANAMBRA and 4x4 Cruiz, Ugboro oné ka ósisi ga adu anyi na anya?.. Mkpisi 


One thing you get from ANAMBRA since the State STARTED pursuing Money through SATANIC means instead of the blessed Igba mbó which brought us good fortune and bless us with Égo juru oyi that last and bring peace of mind ,is that we left our senses and start using Diabolical means of reasoning just because we depend on borrowed way of life and confide in conflicting gods ,today our boys can change from Red to White and if you are trying trying to get your head around it ,they will change to kiwi Black without twitching the eyes. Don't even talk about our Girls as they despise chastity, they said Private part was just a folktale,they have turned Private Part to Public Transit or Bus terminus.


During Willie Obiano tenure, He extended help towards his Kindred and UMUERI in general and he favored so many individuals with NAUSEATING APPOINTMENTS , but it put good food on family tables ,and on his second pursuit of Tenure ,it was chorus of 4X4 despite the lamentations from Men without baggages ,and he got it  as majority decided the Votes..well ,we all witnessed it and the aftermath and he handed power to an economist who saw the state as unbroken,which he broke into pieces. My anger was that gave the State a Gigantic lies of a Professor just to help him grab the power ,which Obiano gave him through MEANS ,but moving on ..


Most of OBIANO CRONIES campaigned for Buhari and it was 4 is better than 8 ,then when Buhari won his second term many of the campaigners ran away from Nigeria to escape the  austerity that was assured. Meaning they are mean and wicked to have wished the nation what they can't tolerate but even if you run,the nation that were bastardized remains ours and your parents, siblings still dwell in it with sadness.


Now ,we have a Professor who told us right from the onset that ANAMBRA is not Broken,no need fixing it and we thought we have met an Eldorado...yet once he came into power ,he changed and cried that the state was shattered.


He told us na AGBERO ga ana,but he certified then as Revenue generating scammers ,sorry I mean SCHEME of the State and gave them Reflective jacket,as the Jackets wasn't working wella ,they started using AKA ODO as Identity.


While using the AKA ODO ( PESTLE) ,they use it with impunity on legs and ogbodo (Shin) of Citizens, because Nwata Nna ya dunyelu Oshi na eji ókpa agbawa uzó (a child with parental support for crime , goes about without masking ) . 


We had AGBERO terrorizing us with Government permission and UNKNOWN G MEN were taking us without resistance nor care ,and collect Ransom and also use our anatomies as subject of underworld trade ,and we grew in state of dilemma for 3 years plus ,with many innocent souls wasted and many towns ruined,but with few Kilometers of Roads TARRED,we have forgotten the horrific days we walked round egg shell ,we forgot the impunity committed in place of holding a democratic local government election, instead he appointed his cronies and the fund due for LGA CHAIRPERSON which were baptized as Mayor became ife Eji akpari amu.


And those benefitting from the Government are shouting 4x4 with bold face  ,I am only pointing out the anomalies,as I know that anyam anyam ga ada after the election and I will be relaxing by Ukwu Cashew at the bank of Mmiri Nnobi,while eating ji ahúrú na ókú with ûkpaka .


A Professor who knows the importance of education,but instead to pay attention to Education of the State he inherited from 1st position, it dropped to 14th position under his watch,and other PROGRESSIVE ways became retrogressive under his care .


Instead to cushion the hardship in the nation with some relief to his Citizens ,he prioritize Building of Janglova center and call it FUN CITY, whereas Nobody is having Fun or ready to have Fun ,unless the fun are exclusive for Ndi AGUATA,as Ndi Isseke , MBOSI, ORSUMOGHU, IHIALA, ÚTÚ,Lilu and many others are not smiling nor sleeping as their homeland was ceded to UGM,the worst is that ,it wasn't of any concern to the Governor who told the President who came for HOUSE WARMING that ANAMBRA is the safest State, whereas ANAMBRA has the worst security concern as many Towns are no longer under the state Government,infact many Local Government Mayors are not resident in respective local government because they are SCARED of getting kidnapped. 


Kidnapping became so common that Reverends and Bishops make Kidnapers proud as Customers , there's no longer sacredness ,as they kidnap them on weekly or monthly routine,and kidnapping law makers is just another show of powers to them as nothing will make them to shiver.


I wonder who is having Fun to use the Fun City,maybe those whose Houses were slashed in half because of Road expansion without walkways for safety of pedestrians. We have Dualized road without any Bridge for pedestrian crossing and many of us are singing hossana forgetting that without requisite provision for such Roads,that mortuary shall increase her accomodations as Ózú ga ejuputa everywhere.


What I don't understand is ,how can economic professor prioritize finishing un-needed Governor's Lodge,when we have 2 Super lodges,and one is not even in use for over 20 years and he built another one that is like one Village with many houses that would've serve better as Games Village and or tourist center to generate too much money ,but no ,he procured it as added burden to the state whereas ABIA GOVERNOR simply converted his own Government house into Hotel ,so it can be more purposeful for the state and be generating income than expenditure as Governors Lodge. Who cares where Governor reside as long he goes to work and deliver good Governance,does it mean that after his Tenure,he will Monitize it like CBN house ABUJA?

Once any Tenure concludes ,both retinue of Vehicles and Tenancy within the Lodge will terminate,so why the waste?


The Same DATA boys and Girls are clapping for the Government when they started agha unó and promoting APC ,same party they disdained and now they are shopping for endorsement,so they can scale the drowning River that is facing them and they can even have CONJUGAL with Devil if he will give them a Pass.


Well ,we are waiting at the other side as we all shall get wet with the pummeling of that acidic rain ,because no roof is exempted from the rain .


Mkpisi remains the name, Anambara remains our State and Truth remains our Statement.

Thursday, May 8, 2025

 Mekwe na afa Nna , Anambara on Road washing SAGA, written by SA on Good Governance.


Atimes when I see Centrifugal innuendos,I simply shut up and work away but sometimes some of the Gaffe will be so much that even the gods will be angry. As Mkpisi,they will delegate me to write the wrong.


I saw pictures taking a Day before the coming of Mr President where , my State were washing the road with lot's of Water Tankers and Aziza with Omo..


I was confused,was it to butress the very Dirty State or just Window decorations?


 Did we wash away the Blood spilled on the roads of the state for the 3 Horrific years or we washed away our sins,so that the President will say ,go and Sin no More?


Or it's just symbolic washing away of APGA and ushering Inn APC with both hands ? Was it atonement?


Did they wash away the Governor's endorsement he gave to ATIKU during last election or what was the rational behind the washing of the Roads?


I was so surprise that the President wasn't taking to ISEKKE, MBOSI, OSUMOGHU, ÚTÚ,UKPOR, UMUNZE, UKWULU and many other Red zone,so we can cry out for his intervention after seeing the ravages done to those towns.


And the places are still NO GO AREA and without hope of salvaging the towns by the State actors which the president would've done something as Grand Commander.


 Does it mean the towns are no longer part of this state and we need them for just election rigging,after that leave them at own peril ?


I am not bothered that Civil service close work for the day just to stand on the washed road and be waving bye bye and welcome to Mr President as the Vanquished,but kedu Nke imechi school for the day without thinking of our Children?

Little wonder our academic placement dropped from 1st position to 14th with expected more decline and no measure to ameliorate it , rather we build FUN CITY,si je kpóba óghu.


Sir Seems your speech writers are completely Neophytes, how can they embarrass you with straight face lies ,when they wrote into your speech that President came to ANAMBRA once only in 2012?


Don't forget that Prez Obasanjo came when Peter was the Governor and they ask him to buy Presidential Jeep to carry him around and he declined,went to Delta State and borrow theirs which served the purpose. 


They ask him for Presidential Palace within the Lodge,and he also lamented that ANAMBRA enweró ego ,so he vacated his room and slept in a Hotel until the President left the State. That's strategic lamentations.


Thanks to Ikechukwu onyia,as he articulated what OBJ commissioned including..


"President Obasanjo had earlier visited during Peter Obi era in 2006/2007. 

Projects Commissioned by President Olusegun Obasanjo are as follows:


(1) Onitsha Business Park: A strategic initiative aimed at boosting commerce and industry in the region.


(2) Revenue House in Awka: Established to improve the state's revenue collection processes.


(3) Anambra State Fire Service Headquarters in Awka: Built to enhance emergency response capabilities.


(4) Flagging off of Awka-Nibo-Nise-Enugwu Ukwu ring road "


Then Goodluck came about 6 times,but none was to commission comical things such as Amusement Park,infact if former Governor built amusement park,I bet that it will be commissioned by Local Government Chairperson.


Thanks again to Ikechukwu onyia 

" In 2010, President Jonathan visited Anambra State and commissioned:


(1) Anambra State University Teaching Hospital.


(2) Anambra State Secretariat 


(3) Kenneth Dike Library 


(4) Anambra State Emergency Management Complex 


(5) Parental Drugs Factory of Juhel Pharmaceutical Industries 


(6) so So many roads example : Zik’s Avenue Awka to Nkpor road and Bridges.


(7) The commissioning of the National Agency for Food, Drug, Administration and Control, NAFDAC’s upgraded ultra modern area quality control laboratory, at Agulu, Anambra State and many other projects.


(8) the commissioning of the assembly plant of the first indigenous Nigerian auto manufacturing company in Nigeria, Innoson Motor Manufacturing in Nnewi, Anambra State."


Choose where to place Sab Miller,the Hero making legend that is the highest tax paying company in the state.


As much as you love calling the President to come and commission things,he would've commission something that will generate money for the State,not something like our 3rd Government house ,when we still have existing 2 at ONICHA and Amaobia.


Good Morning to Ndi Anambara,and Good luck to APC as they have penetrated Anambara without firing a shot,little wonder they jeopardized the party Primaries. They want Anambara and APGA delivered it even before election.


Hence slogan is ... APGA ..you retort APC .then APC you respond APGA.


NOW WE KNOW WHY APC FOUNDERS IN THE STATE RESIGNED ,they prefer to come in through the Door and not the window.


It's obvious now ,why APGA keep saying there was no Visible APC presence in the state,we don't know they are hiding in plain sight.


Mkpisi Ndi Egede, Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi,Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Obele Nwa Mpa Nnukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Paracetamol Ndi Politics.



 ANAMBARA DUAL CARRIAGE WAY,MY OBSERVATION in brief, written by Mkpisi.


Having hosted the President of the Nation, then looking at ANAMBARA as our State and not as Political Chess board which she is turning to, away from Nkea bu Nke anyi but to current etie okwe,Erie okwe, I am looking at my State with the Eye of a Stake Holder that is seeing Egbe na achó ibúru Ókúkó (A Kite Hovering in other to snatch a Chic ) and having in mind na onye ajújú adighi efu úzó,moreso ikwú amaghi ibe eziya . 


Standing on Protocols both established and Non Established,I stand to ask with White Handky as Sign of Peace and not Piss ,but if reverse happens to be the case ,just know na anyi nóbú na ókú uguru Welu puta (We sited around furnace before Harmattan showcased)..


There's Ongoing Dual carriage ways sprouting out in ANAMBRA State in many fronts and guise ,but as a  man who has traveled the world and visited so many states in the nation ,I can say it loudly that Onye njenje ka onye Isi Awo malu what's up .


I discovered flaws that only Civil Engineers can clarify and Ardent Road users can cry over the temtation it presented to drivers ,as in small Mistake , certain driver ebuna (takes the fall ).


I noticed all the dualized roads are attached to fences or have a Kiss with the Road,little or no set back,but come with me...


Not even a small walk way or consideration for safety of dwellers who have right of walk way, especially for those living at such unfortunate places . The way the road were worked,both pedestrian and vehicles share same space and as a Lay man ,I can't understand how both will navigate safely on the road during the day and at night.


In Truth, once you come out of your house ,if located along those DUAL expansion ,you have your first Kiss of Death with speeding vehicles, Because you can't Walk in any pedestrian path,so you can be crushed or naturally be mauled like Sardine,as speeding vehicles do not consider pedestrians as part of the Road users and or they think they have the right of way without recourse to bikers or pedestrian.


In true meaning,every house owner or dweller along the Dual carriage have a date with un-natural death , especially School children going to School or going to an errand or even visitors.


My question remains,does it mean the Civil engineers with State Ministry of Works are not supervising architectural design of the Roads while contractors are on site ? and or they don't inspect the Road plans before execution or they do not consider Human lives within usage of the Road?.


If they don't supervise or have input to the design,what then is their continual Job and what then is the ministry doing to earn her pay ? Or is there usurpation of functions? By who and since when ?


Second Wonder is .. coming down Agulu Lake Hotel , heading to Nibo-Nise ,you will see a dualized good Road from Nkwo Agulu interchange,but getting to the narrow Neck twisting corner at AGULU LAKE where a bridge were built with the size of the road before the expansion, now that the Road has expanded, it's natural for the Tiny Bridge to also be expanded ,but rather it was morphed into a tiny space.


If that place remains narrowed as it is with Dual ways on both sides , considering that the bridge in at a slope for both ends of the Road ,there will be irredeemable accidents on that Bridge as time moves on.


I think that Bridge should be upgraded to Cement or more Model bridge ,so that it will be in tandem with the expansion and to avoid the inevitable "May his Soul rest in peace" that seems inevitable.


Finally,good a thing APGA as a party have shown the Love for suppression and oppression,as they endorse APC for Future elections in the State ,where they are fighting to bury any Igbo Born Candidate and survival of Igbo Party in National POLITICS. There was a time APGA said there's no APC presence in ANAMBRA,now we know why ? But moving on -


Suffer me to say "it pays to be a majority in a minority party,than a minority in a Major party'. 


Digression without prejudice: 


Somebody asked me after reading my Analogy of yesterday about the just painted Governor's Lodge which I expantuated on the Building,how it was built by Eselu Uga through Gov Mbadinuju,I explained that Gov Soludo simply did some finishing, furnished and painted it ,I generally solicited that Credit should be shared to those involved,but somebody asked ,why didn't Ngige ,  Peter Obi and or Gov Obiano finish the project .


Let me retaliate that Ngige was at Daga Drawn with Eselu and there was no way they would've had understanding toward that project. 


That is understandable because it will be War unlimited.


Peter Obi stayed away from the animosity and deal signed without revocable clause,and started the 3 arms zone which I explained yesterday as well ,but at the dying minute of his tenure,there was a reconciliation meeting with Eselu as the Court pleases and he paid him off and re-acquired the place for the state.


 Obiano could've finished it, as it was open for intervention,but for want of reason,he didn't,as that is not priority,we have existing and serving Lodge at Amaobia and one at ONICHA and having multiple Governor's Lodge looked like misplaced priority, may be that pushed him for AIRPORT that serve the masses and not just Exclusive Elites that the Lodge lodges will serve ,after all , Former Governors weren't living in Hotel but spacious Governor's Lodge and operated from Government house.


Now Soludo finished it because somebody paid off the Man who had the contract and holding the state on the balls ,so the Credit for the House should touch all of those that played role toward the starting and furnishing.


I remain Mkpisi Ndi Egede, Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi , Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Obele Nwa Mpa Nnukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Paracetamol Ndi Politics.

Monday, May 5, 2025

 IKWAFU NMANYA TRADITIONAL IGBA NKWU , THE IMPLICATION written by Mkpisi.

Many traditional Igba NKWU even on  Video have shown that the Man will took the Nmanya from the Wife to be ,after the father of the girl have poured her a Cup of Ngwo with Love to go and show Umunna and the gods who is the husband,the boy not even a man will pour the drink away (Pouring the First Gift and Love of the in-law away right before the gods and witnesses ) ,then put some money into the Cup and take the girl back to kneel for the fathers blessings,the blessing He despised and threw away right before the Man and his kinsmen.

I wonder why you consented to Igba NKWU and you bastardize the same Igba nkwu,why not tell the family that what you want is igbafu nkwu (Throwing away the nkwu) ,to many ,they are scared of Poisoning.

Waoooooo ..many of the Ndi ife na eme na isi that think he will be poisoned with the drink will have Cake displayed in public ,which if there is somebody that wants to poison him ,that Cake is a good Target but they won't despise the Cake because it is Caucasian Produce or imported Confect ,while nkwu is our native natural.
May be the Cost is insignificant to him ,but allowed the father in-law to purchase the best ,the boy would've asked him to bring water and put some white powder into it ,so he can threw it away as Fun,but throwing the center of your marriage given away ,is sacriledge.

I know if it's Red wine 🍷 they used for Igba nkwu,nobody will throw it away because we have complex problems ,which elevated everything Imported and despise our own including the ordained of our Forebears.

During your traditional Igba nkwu,you eat food which you don't even know who served it and which if somebody is looking for your life ,they would use that same method you fear over your Sacred drink poisoning to Poison your food and what ever drink you drank that day.

The reason Church made most of you to despise the main purpose of Igba nkwu and turn it to IKWAFU nkwu is just to belittle our tradition and upgrade that of Caucasians, because everything we call Church are Imported, Either from Rome or Canterbury in England and both of them are practical racist with extreme jaundice.

After you threw away your traditional wine handed down to you ,from the father of the girl and you threw it away ,which means you abhor the marriage,you threw away the glue that held the marriage and don't forget ,you were the one who invited divorce from the get go ,so when divorce crawl into your home just chest it and know that what you imported has come to roost.

I Wonder what you think when you threw away wine giving to you by your wife in front of Umunna,the gods and tradition,but ate all eatable including Añara,óji,Food ,Cake and Chicken,as if those items have Poison neutralizer while the wine has poison attraction.

Another one ,you as a girl wish your Man to kneel down and propose to you ,whereby giving you the head of the marriage,from that day there will be struggling for headship in that marriage.

If the Man is stupid enough to kneel down and propose,you kneel down to take the ring,that way the wrath of the gods won't be activated and Spirit of Divorce will move aside.

As for the Boy that knelt down to propose, what's the rational for the kneeling down?

Is that to show that you are submissive or to show you lark home training or what exactly are you trying to potray?

What I know is that afú ekwughi melu okenye, ma ekwúe anughi melu azi,I have done what an elder will do ,let GenX continue wearing Nzuzu as garland,they will keep marrying and divorcing for frivolous reasons, until they get it right by doing it right.

Good morning, I remain Mkpisi Ndi Egede, Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa and I move on in search of IGBO MISSING SENSES which was our strongest forge before the War , but after the War,we lost our senses and Number 6.

Saturday, May 3, 2025

 PERISH POLITICAL TRIAL LUCK and FACE PROGRESSIVE  NATIONAL POLITICKING, ANAMBRA SOUTH SENATORIAL Replacement,a Dynamite Truth, Written by Mkpisi.


Welcome to First Sunday in May ,and clinging on established protocol,May I stand on May to ask ,MAY I tell us the Gospel Truth that can cause no Harm on Sunday but provide workable Future ,it can be hushed as Sermon  from the Table and not of the PULPIT. 


We should know na okwu ana Asó Anya adighi ebi gboo (Issues treated with Euphemism doesn't rest on time ) , it's Either we call a spade a spade to spare Children the mirage of looking for it amongst the tools Shed in sweat,when we address same as Agricultural instrument.


Let's not forget, before agworu gi ógwu mgba ,iga adi ike mgba (Before they give you wrestling decanter,you must be strong bodied and physically able ) . You don't give wrestling decanter to Ûrúhú ,as it will be useless.


Artificial insemination is for a woman with Womb and not the one without ovaries,if not it be like one expecting flood to run uphill which is mission impossible even in Bollywood India.


ANAMBRA Senatorial replacement election is very important and sensitive to Anambara our state and Alaigbo at large, because we need every progression due for us from the Feds ,we also banked on the Vacancy created by the Demise of Ebubechukwu uzo to generate the missing funds due, including the stagnated Constituency funding and projects which should go to the Office and must be reactivated in the hand of a Senatorial premium,who will make demand of it with entitlement guts.


To get to that playing field , the State need truly  somebody who can beat or in contrast with the demised Senatorial prowess ,who was a Politician with branches and  has a marvelous reach within his Camp and Outside his camp.,he grew tentacles with finesse and a replacement must have matched or dream of matching same.


What ANAMBRA South need mostly can be limited to 3 Ripe and over qualified Men ,who have experience within the National Legislation and whose colleagues are sitting as SENATORS,so mingling won't be a problem to them ,as they can only be welcomed back to FEDERAL  Chambers ,as against those who needed to be carried round and introduced to other Senators, especially from outer Divide. 


We mustn't forget that only Ofeke doesn't know when they share Nkú Úkwa but the initiate will even join the sharing committee right from the blast.


Now ,I  present with humility because odiri South Nma ,odigolu part of the State nma..


South has Honorable Chris Azubuogu,who was so good in the House of Representatives that he was crowned "MR PROJECT ' .He would've been the Senator against Late Ifeanyi Ubah but Denominational Demonic Politics striped him on what is fitted like a glove . Which is one of the reasons I disdain our Amateur POLITICAL proceeding,we always play to the gallery and it cost us massive attractions ,yet we complains of marginalization, whereas we are the architect of marginalization to our selves, whenever we send a cripple because of centrifugal tenses including Zonal, Religious and fraternity to represent us ,then we mustn't forget, Nma di nkó enwe Isi,Nke nwelu isi adiró Nkó and the beats goes on to beat us.


Civilian General Chuma Nzeribe is a Dynamite Eji eje ógú ,when he represented in that chamber he held sway ,infact he was so good that the then Governor attracted many FEDERAL grant and pay back of muted funds owe to the State through his intervention than every other state .

Infact,with Civilian General, it's either you appease him or you appease him ,if not Nwata si na Nne ya agaghi arahu ura must be awake to make it happen.

With him in the Senate,other SENATORS will be discussing Igbo affairs with fear and trembling. 

He is truly a man that can be sent to representation and you be rest assured that he will not only bring back the Bacon due for him and us ,but he will enforce equity in distribution of national Cake down to National Moi moi.


Honorable Ifeanyi Momah  who went to the house as fine Boy. Can be sited as onye South jelu FEDERAL House .


In all truth ,the battle will be between Azubuogu and Chuma Nzeribe,any of them that get to the Senate will not only serve ANAMBRA South but South East in General,and the remaining two years will be complimented,but gave it to a Rookie,then you have two years of Tears, don't forget that at Federal,onye akpalu ócha na uzó ,adiró enye Change, having that in mind,always send the best to get you a representation with Class.


Not as if other Aspirants can't serve,but  I am talking about QUALITY and not Political mistake.


Truly,any other Rookie can learn the Rope, but it's important never to skip the primary stage in educational calendar,the reason is to build foundation,plus you can't start from Pent house to climb down to basement the first time ,rather you start from Basement to Penthouse,that way you know the route to the Top.

Same is applicable in POLITICS and leadership,just learn the Rope first.


We should learn how to send Men to do Jobs meant for Men and not Boy to try and scratch the Job meant for Men .


My own remains, our Ethnic Politics needs upgrading,we should stop window decorations and plan comprehensive interior decoration.


I am Dibia ónu ike,and I come to make sense on this Sunday without apologies.


Mkpisi Ndi Egede, Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi, Obele Nwa Mpa Nnukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya. Paracetamol Ndi Politics.


Whistling Abu 154 ,as he tuck his Ekpere na Abu under mgba Abu and heading to Church with his hands clasp like Holy nweje.

 ANAMBRA South Senatorial replacement election..my plea written by Mkpisi.


This message is an appeal that comes in a Capsule,with mixed apologies.


Bikonu Ndi Aspiring Politicians, especially Ndi na achó ije Senate or house or Representatives which are FEDERAL LEGISLATION,bikonu genu Nti.


I know many of you are money bags who has what it takes to buy the position,but I want to appeal to you that Ndigbo are disadvantaged in Political equation of the Nation ,how can we use our own hands to contribute our own nemesis?


Legislation should be work of Tutored legislators such as those who have gone to lower Chambers for toothing,or Lawyers who understands the peripheral Duties of legislation.


Sending unschooled legal mind or legislative Tutored to represent us in the Senate is akin to sending a mech anic to represent us in  National conference of Surgeons ,what can the mechanic bring to discussion?

What are the criteria of the inclusion?

Does he know the Anatomy of the body ,so that he can at least join the peripheral discussion?


Having in mind that we have marginalized antics devised against us right from the onset,we shall always guide against scoring own goal .


If a Rookie wants to debut,there are Local Government Mayor, serving in many arms of the polity,then ganer Enough knowledge of Political Laws ,then and only then ,we can allude to theoretical qualification, not for one to jump down from a different ways of life and veer into a sacred institution.


Sending a legislative dullard to discuss Legislation is just like sending a Business administration PROFESSOR to Mgbuka Obosi to even conduct a seminar, Umu boi will use him and mop floor ,he will come out smelling like a fraud.


We know that SENATE is seen as Money minting sector for Crooked Politicians but imaghi ife ana eme,fa ewelu gi gbazue afia.


To sponsor motion that doesn't come from your brain or is above your IQ is a disgrace because the person cannot and will not defend it .


Unless you used plagiarism to drop one notion  but you can't even discuss it with others because you don't even know what it is ,that way the person can copy what other agile Legislators presented,that way the house will know that we sent a Lizard into the competition of Dragons.


Good Morning once again,I simply want to advise that Ndigbo should stop promoting Disadvantaged POLITICS,we must know that people address you the way you dress ,if we present unqualified,be rest assured that we are the one that shoots self on the foot .


I am Mkpisi Ndi Egede, Minority opinion writer na mpaghara anyi,Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa,Obele Nwa Mpa Nnukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Paracetamol Ndi Politics.


POLITICAL analyst with feathers,Media Consultant with Útali Ndi Nsó.

Friday, May 2, 2025

 

UTOPIAN TOWN PLANNING, Anambara my Beloved, written by Mkpisi.

Sure and truly there is this POLITICAL Menace called Road Development going on in my State, it would've been a helluva development if our expectations wasn't over riped because of Hype that brought us this Path so far .

When Wille Obiano the Akpofue Dike of Aguleri were serving,we lamented owing to the effizy that took over hard core Governance,but we were shouted down as expected by Urchins, though we weren't feinted nor entered into Hibernation,we stood and kept shouting loud enough to wake the Government up from her stupor,but a prominent professor of economics came out with his academic gown and pronounce and I submit "ANAMBRA is not BROKEN,no need fixing it " and the State accepted the verdict of the Prof , he was giving the mandate to continue the path of unbroken government.

Then he came and promised us na AGBERO ga ana but instead for the Agbero inaa ,they gave them Reflective jacket 🧥 and gave them powers that bested even that of Commissioners.

We had insecurity that held the state to inglorious dawn for 3 years and many towns were sacked, traditional things were jettisoned and anomalies became the Normal in my State.

We have suddenly have amnesia about the carnage and those whose lives were extinguished during the Babylonian like 3 years.

Today many Towns are Ghosted as YOUTHS ran away from the town or co-opted into the Viles that took over the heart of many towns and they became that which they dread.

Activities stand still and suddenly a new Security sheriff came to town just few months before an election that is supposed to right the wrong,then they started some kind of a little to the left and a little to the right,but the fear remains,can that be sustained after the election or it's just POLITICAL culdesac ?

I am more confused about Roads that are going on which would be a pass Mark,but the question is ,can the Allocation due for Local Governments be judged fair if it's what the Government are using to Tar roads in Local Government located in AGUATA or ones leading to AGUATA?

Just curious to note that all the Path leading to Mbúbó in Isuofia the Governor's home Town are tarred with grade A materials, whereas no house nor edifice suffered mauling down to accommodate expansion,but all other roads in the City are facing austerity marginalization,in a time when the Nation is suffering hardship,my State is knocking down houses, fences, shops all shrouded as dualization of Roads.

Though a fair deal but at a very wrong time , it's just like giving Ndigbo 20 pounds after the Genocidal outrage of 1970.

Until I know the strength behind the autonomy of Local Government functionaries,where the funds are retired,who manages what and seeing the plans of the Government in pacifying families affected by the Destruction of properties tagged EXPANSION,I will say ....We are chasing inanities.

I would've think that what the Government with Human side would've done is to brainstorm with engineers and make sure that properties are not touched while expanding roads, because even bridges and tunnels would've suffice.

Now , let the sycophants come after me with Cudgels for asking questions they hated because express malu Nma na ani onye ózó .

Mkpisi is the Job.

 THE POPE IS YET TO BE BURIED, Enough already, written by Mkpisi.


It's baffling that ..On 21 April 2025 (Easter Monday), at 07:35 CEST (UTC+2), Pope Francis died at the age of 88 at Domus Sanctae Marthae in Vatican City. 


His death was announced by Cardinal Kevin Farrell, the Camerlengo, in a broadcast by Vatican Media and in a video statement at 09:45 on the same day.


This is unacceptable,that a Holy See nay a President of Vatican with more paraphernalia than all African presidents  lumped together, died and they just announce his death like common Man , that's unacceptable to us and our standard , that's un-African Christian standard. 


There's Rubrics even in death and in African we teach Angels Holiness and how to make Heaven,infact our Apostolic teachings even confuse Christ and he wondered if he should become Born again with Nigerian standard,as we have amputated Christianity so bad that Jesus is No longer our Last Hope,as POLITICAL connect is the bastion.


When ordinary Ukóchukwu dies in Africa nay Nigeria ,we need some Apostolic Mumbo Jumbo and some Ecclassatical assertion to announce his death ☠️ and remind the world that he is resting with the saint even the person na akpa Nsi while on Cassock.


Then a Bishop dies with his collar that is embedded with Spiritual metaphor (African standard )  it must take Angel Gabriel with his Sword 🗡️ and Micheal with Trumpet 🎺 to announce his moving to glory,so I can't understand why Pope who is Spiritual POTENTATE of All Roman CATHOLIC died and was announced and buried without recourse to Committees that will set up other committee that will arrange the burial etiquette,where another sub committee with inform other house of Bishops that they need to ring Angels to come and carry the corpse home,which takes time and lots of money,as we believe that nothing  good comes cheap, infact the congregation will pay through the Nose ,so far PAPA will have a seamless journey into Heaven at expense of impoverished congregation.


We have planted ignoramus and it germinated stretch of Dunces in Us , especially African Christians.


Only in Africa, Christians are competing with heathens in ways of life including ways of making money ,there are two brands of OKEITE,one  Orthodox native spiritual and Holy Ghost preached Spiritual ,but the Truth is that both of them expects you invest your Money to receive from which ever interest they represent. 


None is free ,even Christians make it a un-negotiated must, that seekers must pay God to bless him or her and the blessing is equated with the money you deposited,so God can weight it and counter with his blessing ,making everything transactional and no iota of spiritualism or divinity,in seems all is CHARADE,but moving on.


Christianity in Africa is judged with amount of money the preacher has or extorted from Spiritual Toddlers ,none care about saving a Soul or winning one for the Kingdom,infact it's advocated with great hype that paying Tithe can guarantee Heavenly passage and giving handsomely will twist the hand of God and extradite miracles from OMNI Portal,infact only African preachers perambulate as if God work for them and not them for God.


We worship Men and disdain the commandments of God,as even worshippers are more concerned with money preachers than Spiritual teachers.


Imagine a seamless burial of a Man whose office was so powerful that nation presidents shiver with the audacity of the office ,yet there was no ASOEBI to distinguish the have and Don't have ,no different kind of foods for the Rich and the Middle class as the lower class can't be seated in such Burial, no imported Wines to do Dorime effizy ,no APAMS retinue of Cars and Razzmatazz,  and certainly no Men who will carry the corpse and be throwing it the corpse like Javelin,all to impress and ooze fanfare.


How then can we know that he is dinning with the saints?.


There should be enough waste, enough noise and enough time wasted before he will be interned.


Rather Pope was buried without so much noise and dramatic episodes and I am pained.


I want to remonstrate that ,POPE is yet to be BURIED,unless this will sink into the Medulla Oblongata of Africans that what we call Befitting burial is just inanities with  un-emancipated generation such as African pseudo Christianity where we act holier than Christ, infact we have Superior Christ even in the Vine Yard.


We have God of Men,Men of dog and Men of God ,but the line is so thin and blur that you can't tell them apart.


I am sure that If African Holy Ghost father dies,Nigerian Catholic will stand still with Eulogy that will make Angles think they are wrongly located.


If a Bishop dies ,woe Betide Angels if they did not publish the POSTER in HEAVEN and paste same on the Space.


Atimes I wonder what is the colour of our ignorance.


I am Dibia ónu ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Obele Nwa Mpa Nnukwu,Nwa Chukwu ku na Aka na ónwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Mkpisi Ndi Egede na ede with precision.