REPLACEMENT SENATOR, a Deep ANALOGY by Mkpisi. 

Late Senator Ifeanyi Ubah who died with mystics surrounding his dead , though we Vote to accept the Medically jargon of Heart attack even for somebody without any Heart condition ,as we know that somebody with heart of health conditions will have bags of Medical but the Senator wasn't Known to have ailing health.

Though for fear of reprisal Holocaust we can't relate his demise to the Gory event and traditional TUFIAKWA that happened to him months prior,with mouths agape (For INITIATES only) indignation.

The Young Dynamic, POLITICAL Phenom, at his age was able to wrestle whirlwind and use TUSK of the god's to drink with POLITICAL Acolytes.

He build his House where angels dread to thread and he made YPP to become a party with address from oblivion. 

As a Friend, though we always disagree on so many things and he will Smile and say "Alaigbo General" you do what you know best and allow me to do mine , because i shove truth down throats and not many like it,many prefer those na eme fa nsakulu. 

I can say , i named him a Cat with 21 Lives when he waltzed into  NATIONAL agenda of emasculating Igbo Oil mongers, which the Young man was leading the pack, they staged all Brand of home made ruination to ostracize him from the Banquet, Mop his sandals dust off the corridors of Rich Men of the Nation,but he jumped and passed. 

When i thought his money was finished for good after many hiccups years ago and he kept rising like Phoenix, i asked him "Ebubechukwu uzo, echekwom na idalu go ani ? " and he said to me "Nwannem, ibubechukwu Uzo , ifere agaghi eme gi ". 

For this man who made LP had first Serious POLITICAL romance in the East, left it and make Mark in all other parties, then made YPP household name in POLITICS and Politriks, I developed interest to look at his defection into APC , one of the most hated and dreaded POLITICAL party na East , i ask him , i said "Ebubechukwu uzo, óburúzie nke APC ? party ndi Awusa?" and he ask me this direct question "Ókwódi akpudebe nti ama ura ? 

ókwó onye cholu iketa oke umunna ya , onodu ebe ana eke the Oke ? " ,then i started seeing things again from neutral prism. 

Now he is dead and his dream aborted, thanks to ndi osogbiegbu that will LIVE FOREVER, because they won't die , as we know na fa ga epu ero and they may live to be 900 YEARS, but ka anejegodi. 

He was giving chairman DOWNSTREAM PETROLEUM which in Igbo translated to "NTU NA AGHUGHO AFIA MMANU", He was getting juicy prospects and wham , he was eliminated with SPIRITUAL Firestorm. 

Now , the REPLACEMENT SENATOR is what we should consider carefully, somebody suggested to me, why not drag his wife into the Race and i ask myself, how about ónwu gburu ALHAJI, odi ka ófu Alamjari óhapu ya ?.

A legend said "Onye ya na Ekwensu na erikó nri na eji ogonogo ngazi" but i refuse to accept that school of thought, to me  i can't eat with the devil, even with Shovel size of spoon , because his hands are magically long ,and can stretch beyond imagination, the best defense against Oyibo, is Voom because it bested LET ME EXPLAIN. 

My old man said to me "Okenye ji nganga agbanahu Efi ara " and i smiled and say Mpa ekwehom , and he was like why ? i said , if one is Using Nganga with is pride to walk away from the said Crazy Cow, the Cow may increase the speed and maul you down , so i told him, i ran without respect into the Bush just for an escape, after all ogini the Rat said he prefer people to laugh at the path he used in escape from Pellets from Hunters Gun, than people to laugh at his Protein inside soup pot of a caterer. 

Who we need as replacement Senator should be one who understand the Politics of that Hollow chamber, who will fit into the Politics and Politriks of the Chamber, one who can't be seen and addressed as NEOPHYTE or JJC by others, we need somebody who has what it takes for the bully Holly of the Law makers, so that nke anyi amam fuzi .

Somebody who shall be giving all offices and powers of the late Senator, especially now that we have seen the Crystal path created by Odogwu Nnewi, let's not send a boy into CAUCUS of Ndi Ichie , maka ana etoru nri mgbede etoru. 

I know the South has tested and verified in that Field, and as Nigeria is now tottering on Hard Core Centrifugal POLITICS, ka anyi nye fa our own matadors. 

Ndi South, unu juam asim unu , no need to wander the forest of WHERE IT IS , after all , it's a game that has never been felled that one can say that we don't know how to slice the meat. 

Have a Deep look into your Anals and bring up a Veteran.

Ndi South, if you guys need more opinion on this , i will give more, but agaghim agbóru unu agbó, we should learn the POLITICAL pathways of our unconventional neighbors, so that we can be protected with this unprotected Conjugal mating. 

I remain Mkpisi Ndi Egede, Minority Opinion writer na South East, Anu ana agba Egbe ona arigo na aritu, Dibia Onu Ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Nwa Chukwu Ku na aka na onwu agaghi egbunwu ya, Akua Aka egenti Ndi Egede, Voice of the Voiceless, Pains to POLITICIANS with crooked life. Gentleman with baseball bat as walking stick.