Kekere the mini god of Ijebu Igbo , a town next to Ijebu Ode knocked on the door at middle of the day while i was having my lunch at EKE Amichi.
He said to me "Ogbeni Baba egba ,I have been looking for you since a week plus and most of your gods do not understand a simple Mgbati Language ,When you want to ask them for directions ,I have traveled the length and breath of OMO INA LAND... ". i cut him short for this is not my first Rodeo and I said ...
Now that you have found me, kindly speak for I lost my patience ever since your Oba swore to dump us in LAGOS Lagoon should we exercise our Political allegiance and right , since they felt that we do not have the mind of our own to think on way that soothe us or the one to protect our common interest ,forgetting that we faced a Global conspiracy or can be called Ethnic Wipe out before, when the Western Nation led by Britain rained Bombs on our Churches, Schools, Markets, Hospitals and we survived for a whole 3 years ,having in mind that we had no friends on any side of the Civilised, but we withstood the aggression of the Globe who saw a threat in our blessing, when we started refining our Crude on make Shift Shanties, building ARMOURED TANKS with PEUGEOT PICK UP TRUCKS, making our Guns and bullets and printed our own Currency that still stand at par with Dollars and Pounds as we speak, that made a Russian General to cry out that "If this people are allowed to seceed ,then the world will witness the first BLACK AFRICAN SUPER POWER NATION ",meaning that Africa will be emancipated, so the Colonial master will not milk Africa again, which in their devious mind a sacrilege .
Speak for I still remember the Change which your Tribe traded for a Renovative and progressive Government ,the hatred for South East propelled even the elites in your Tribe to take preference on NEPA Bill Vendor over academic and progressive qualified, today we the generality of the common people are singing the songs of Sorrow,gnashing our teeth in acute pain, we simply looked at Fuel pump to determine how many litres the change in our pockets will get because the prices are not pre-determine, it just depends on the Cartel that control the oil importation even though we heard during campaign for Change that Refineries will all be restored, new ones built.
Even though your people championed a nationwide NOISE MAKING COMPETITION when the Previous Government wanted to remove the Fuel subsidy ,now that the same Subsidy has been removed ,Fuel si afu (Fuel scarce) but etuto tolu unu na onu (You have boils sprouting on your lips) .
So speak that I may hear the latest, but if it includes dragging us to another change epiphany, then I will in all honesty si KITIKPA gba pia gi onu (Leprousy will twist your mouth) for the change shall continue to teach us that "Transformation ,I mean transition or translation of the IGP " shall continue to stand as the criteria into Leadership places and Grazing right shall Superceed the right to good health, right to live in peace and right to ask for equity and justice.
Should I remind you about the shouting competition over Security under JONATHAN and now , what we have is Scarce Security and maiming with protection .
EFCEEFECEE BOSS that wears Political Lapel of a Candidate in an on coming election, showing that the enemies of the candidate shall be his enemies and the friends sins are forgiven.
That was when he silently ask me with a bended knee,"POg why can't an IGBO man aspire for Presidency ,we really want a change of the change ? ".
I removed the KANDA I was chewing, drank a swirl of the Cold EAGLE STOUT, then push aside the plates before me and I turned round looking at the Mirror, so that I can differentiate between Illusion and the real KEKERE,,, with a Voice that is silently poised, an octave higher than acidic ramble, I said to him eziri fa gi ezi (Did they send you on a mission), what is your interest on what we think Politically or what our opinion is regards the mistake they called AMALGAMATION signed in 1946 by Spirits which is unknown till date.
Sure, our interest given to you is like standing before a Recording CCTV and be shaving a public hair, it becomes Ezigbo public hair, as you remember that when we confided on one of your ancestors during the Genocide of 1967-1970 ,where he was released from Calabar prison where he is waiting for death ,Since he was sentenced for TREASONABLE FELONY (Sponsored the Coup which was labeled IGBO COUP) but the mistake then was that we trusted him when he said that once he gets home ,he Will declare ODUDUWA REPUBLIC, which would've presented a unified reason to divide the calamity we called Nation, but when the ancestor joined the Government just to make sure that we were eradicated from the surface of the earth, but God being our helper allowed us to defend our land with the 130 Riffles left at ENUGWU ARMY DUMP, since the Feds tactically recalled all the ammunition under pretense of bringing a better version (Which reminds me when TRANSFUSION, TRANSMISSION said that all the Vigilante Guns shall be returned, even when Herdsmen are rampaging with High powered Riffles unmolested,i remembered the carnage of 1967 ) ,then as we wait for the replacement ,they came with replacement but the difference was that they aimed it at us to massacre us with LOVE shared between the North and Mid West..
We lived or we survived because God was on our side and we used Matchets, cudgels and Brain to stay alive, which angered some people headed by the same Ancestors of your land, he declared our properties and life "ABANDONED PROPEERTIES " even the money we had in the Bank was also pronounced by same AWOLOWO as "ABANDONED CURRENCY ",he decided to give us pittance sorry rescue us with 20 Pounds for every Account that belong to BIAFRAN.
That was why he also instigated that decree must passed that any Armed Robber found after the War shall be tied to stake and shot, hoping that hunger will push us into Robbery ,but when the first three Robbers shot were all killed at Bar beach as they are all from your Tribe, they rescinded .
Sure, they massacred us in great numbers and especially at BENUE, our blood soaked and turn River BENUE into Pool of Blood, the bodies of our children,Mothers and Fathers were fed to the fishes, they grew and feed the people of that region for 50 Years and now as we speak ,Since the land which drank blood of Umuigbo thirst for more.
The Rivers are demanding blood, the Farm land which we tried using for escape but was turned to our burial ground also demand for bodies, well we have bleed enough and we are gone, so the blood and body bags still stands out in large numbers ,,,,,,,,, and in askance, I quarreled with the gods of our side why such should be allowed to be? they sent me a SLAP that is playing NAIJA BET and I jumped and pass.
So KEKERE, I think the right question now should be why can't your Pastor brother ( OSUNBANJO) who is competing with Lai The Liar and who is the Vice President , rise up to Vie for the position or does it purge your people?
Is your people waiting for us to start another dissent so that we can't only be called 5% , but called HATE SPEECHERS ? and another Python will dance again on our soil?
We Are under siege as it is ,as the Customs staged to extort only from us, then number of Police TAKE POINTS around IGBOLAND, especially ANAMBRA the Heart and Soul of IGBO are more than what you get in the entire North.
Read my lips, your people should lead the March while we watch, because even JUNE 12 that we championed, we suffered the most and it was made to project your son Abiola ,I know you remember that Speech Impeded Man who said and I quote "I will win and be the President of Nigeria, with or without the Ibos " ,well we saw ka esili gbue Onye amu Ibi nma, fukwazie ka osiriora welu zee (We witnessed how they attacked the man with Elephantiasis of the scotrum and how he dodged the attack) but does your people remember that when the current Minister of Darkness serving then as Governor ,gathered all the mad people in Lagos and ship them to IGBO Land at middle of the Night ? They should know that first fool no be fool, but second fool na proper foolish (my Old man).
Anyway, if you get home tell your people that you did not meet us at home, that we are at the square playing NCHOROKOTO and LUDO.
Let me be going for I have a meeting with MKPO MKPO NWA IBE AKA NMA.
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