Bia putarum na uzo , kam fu ndi di ndu shouted Owumuagana the (CHAMELION) , the fire in his eyes rages and smoke vents from his noistril and with the decays of his brown denture , he looks like Nsi agbalu Catapult (Heap of excrete that was short with sling).
OWUMAGANA , i hope you are not talking to me with that condesending tone , because i have no time to banter with Half Man whose testicular Zone are forged with akpana okuko (Excreta of a Fowl) replied Mmiri ejiri sa Ozu aru na Okuzu.
All this banter did not impress me nor move me to look toward the over grown "Boyz to Men" whose houses are on Fire , while they continued playing CANDY CRUSH.
I was at the verge of defecting from Pen of the gods to Paid Pen of the Polithifians , so my brain was on AUTO PILOT to worry about ndi egbuwara isi .
IKUKU AMANONYA who suddenly came out from Madam Chikanso the Widow's house , once he saw me pointing the Camera of my Phone in his direction , he wetted his Trousers , but as a man and a good man , he said to me with voice filled with pity and appeal " Mkpisi Ndi egede , welu anya okenye ji enyo ife di na akpa, welu nyuo ijem na nke Ajadu "(Pen of the gods, kindly use the eyes which elders use to see what is in the bag , to see this my movement).
For benefit of the un-initiates , the parlance of Iji anya Okenye enyo ife di na akpa started , when IFEKA from Ezebazu ICHIDA went to OKA MIDDLE after the War , and he Stole a Fowl that was pecking food by the Bush , but unfortunately for him , kids where playing opposite the place , so when he took the Fowl , tie the legs and stuff it in his Bag , the children gathered and started shouting , calling him onye ori okuko , people where gathering and atmosphere charged , blood boiling and Youths was ready to beat devil out of him , then Suddenly he saw an Elder called ODINAKA from Oka Middle and he looked at the older man and made a plea ,
" Okenye ibem, welu kene anya Okenye ji ene ife di na akpa , nene na Okuko ona na ime akpam "
(Fellow Elder kindly use the EYES which Elders use to see what is inside Bag , to look inside this my Bag to see if it contains a Fowl ).
The Message was clear and succint , Odinaka opened the bag and peek inside, then he shouted to the Children " Gbana nu uno , je choo nri ewu , na ife no na akpa bu Ife ndi Nze "(All of you run home and fetch Grasses for goats , what is in the Bag is Articles for Titled men ).
Because na aburom ogbodi , i put down my Camera after i deleted the shots i got from the episode because a full pledge man adiro asi bikozienu , but that means he owe me return favor ubochi nga eje ije Agwo and reverse is the case , but lets move on ..
As he sat beside me under that UZUKE tree , the one that use to house ODUMODU the ancient keeper of UDEZE the god of Posterity.
He ask me , Mkpisi , what do you have to say about 2019 election , what is the chances of PDP ?, that was when i started hearing the music of OKANGA ,some of the players also play for OTIKA the accolyte of Surugede Music the famous dance of the Spirit.
I dropped my Handheld devise , snap shut my fingers in local fashion , breath a fresher and exhale a loud one , then after adjusting my sitting position , so i can have full view of those coming from my left because if you come from my right , you are safe but from my left , you have two options ..to greet me with Heart of Peace or i give you IBI (Elephantiasis of the scoutrum) Size 64 in retaliation , but all the same , i always love to mind my environment.
So i said to him , 2019 election is not a contest , it is a hard core rape of democracy and it shall prevail not because they are invisible or stone hearted but because the Nation has avalanche of Lazy Youths, expired Older men and classic idiotic generation that reason through the anus ...
I raised my hand to cut him off as he attempts to throw me counter questions or protest ...
Which Party is ready to change the one in the Middle ?
Sure you will say PDP but the difference between PDP and APC is the amount of confusion, tension, misery and Hardship they creates , the Agenda is same , the members are same and crime are Photocopied duplicate of competition, which Ndigbo will ask one to choose between Ira Mbejiaku na ikwu udo (Devil and Deep Blue Treachrous Sea) .
If any maggot from APC jumps into PDP, that person will be addressed as Saint of Democracy, and if PDP HARD CORE Daft enters APC , his catalogue of crimes will be forgiven and he will become celebrity over night and if he dare defect back to PDP the MONOPOLY ARM OF APC called EFCC will desend on him with shackles of intimidation and at that even the gods are debating what kind of Government we are running.
IGBUDU the deity from EZEAGU said we practice WITCHTOCRACY and never Democracy and i have no counter to it.
Imagine in a nation like Nigeria , we have Police Boss that refused to appear before the Highest and mightest Legislative body , the Senate on a Summon which is sacrosant .
We have Custom Overall Boss who served as Army officer , meaning that Customs never produced a competent hand that will head it, in a civilised society where they have LABOUR UNION that works , they would've actively agitated and get that addressed , but not the Labour Union we have here in Nigeria , they seems to be more crooked than the Security agencies at BENIN BY PASS who many Travellers will choose to meet Robbers than to meet those Securities .
We have EFCC that will raid only Oppositions , get them arrested and ask the victim what they will charge him for or with .
They Scale Fence even by 3AM if the person is an Igbo man who refused to be poor but working hard to make life easier and better for the Nation in Limbo.
We have Finance minister who do not even know the Location of NYSC camp , yet obtained Certification and the Presidency who we wants to brand incorruptible never deem it fit to fire all this bad mistakes to give hope that echi ga adi nma.
Now that takes me back to Labour Union , a Union that used to be active but from the days of OSHOMOLE the Union became crippled and in Coma .
If they have the best of the Nation in mind , they should look at the qualified and not the Party preffered contestants , pick one who is LABOUR FRIENDLY , a man who can look at the Nation with pity and concern , and swear that he will revive, rebuild and restore the former glory of the Nation .
Look for a man who will make bold to pledge that Labour will increase minimum wage to at least 100K , then reverse the take home of our LEGISLATORS to the present Civil Service minimum wage of 18K .
When that is done , Politics will be for those who wants to work and it will stop being a do or die affairs.
Politics is not suppose to be a profession , but in Nigeria , men will introduce self as Politician , but i digress ..
The reason people will spend gigantic amount of borrowed , stolen or godfathered wealth to vie for Legislative position with all the ills they can muster is because the reward , especially the allowances is a huge windfall on its own, but stripe it off those juicy Goldmine , those making merchandise of our legislation will look for other business or way of putting food on the table.
Deduction ...if PDP truly wants to make a Change of the Change that worths the slogan , they should be ready to present a candidate whose qualification is not the Zonal tribal card , that is the bane or albratross of our democracy , if we can call what we have in Nigeria Democracy in the first place.
They should perish this known flatfooting of replacing OKADA with Motorbike , they are same , it is like calling a TAXI , a CAB and insist they are not same ...SOME OF THE CONTESTANTS ARE TWINS , THEY HAVE NO AGENDA or inclination to better the Nation .
Seems all the parties are more interested on whose Turn it is to rape us , the 180 Million unfortunate citizens of this Nation without Condom ...
I wonder why all other Oil Producing Nations in the World are living in great abundance but we in Nigeria are living like paupers and miscreants of most pitiable condition , it get worse that Church Rats have pity on us , i wonder if others produce Crude oil and we produce Palm oil ? Or just because they manage thiers well and we mismanage ours without regrets ?.
The Labour, the Youths , Students, Women, Traders has a role to play on this quest of bringing us out of this quargmire and suffocating Bondage , all need to insist that what they want is not a Zoned leadership , not what makes Politicians feel alright but what will give us back a hope and Future .
This should be done before the usual charade called PARTY PRIMARIES , where parties put feather on excreta and hifive as if they have done Noble.
This Nation is ours and we can't leave it to them, for them to play Russian Roulette with our lives as they have done for over 50 Years.
Sure Hunger is in Town and it is during Political period that we can get money or occassional Rice that is infected with Oti , but know it in advance that if you take that money and vote according to the dictate of the player who bought your Vote , just be assured that you sold 4 Years of your life , which means whatever they gave you , should be what yiu should have for the remaining 4 tortous years .
This is not time to take thier money and say "I will take his money and Vote against him ' Just know that otara amu ebunu , ji ibi ugwo ..we better start now to demand a Man that we can be sure will give us back a Future , if the existing parties including APC and PDP refuses to inject a Savior, then Labour or any other Union can drag a qualified candidate into any party , stand by him , even use a month Salary of Each Union member , that will be mandtory to invest on restoration that will give us back our lives .
Mazi Odera POg enjoying Nri Oka with Okra Soup and Goat meat at Ekwulobia Junction .
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