Okwo Ife ojo na ato amu (abormination elicit laughter).
Ndigbo said na aru gba afo, oburu omenani (When abormination tarries, it becomes Culture).
Takes me back memory lane , during the Primary school era , when boys trek to School with Ten Toes , carrying a heavy IRON SCHOOL BOX , some made with ZINC that is so sharp with tarttered edges, it serves two purposes, one to provide accomodation for Books and another is weapon of Bodily Laceration , which in that case , you do not worry about treatment , just hop into any Farm and extract abubo onugbu (Bitter leaf) squash it and extract some liquid from it, then use the liquid extract to treat the wound and it will heal to perfection , in some cases you simply use sand and cover it and it will heal .
Some may call us AJI KPAKO but if there is reincarnation , I will come back to that Era, where you have sense, where you swim mmiri Ideyi (brownish water) , where you look around in cold weather then use water to wash your face , wash your head , wash your legs and declare Bathing complete , and yet no Craw Craw will invade your skin .You can use Ncha Ngu , Bar Soap to bath when your parents sticks around , then you use Stick and Black Charcoal you crushed as Brush and paste .
The Toys you ever get to own is the one you built with Expired Bicycle Wheel and or Tyre .
Ikuru Pana ?
Igbalu BALL YOU ?
IGBALU I CHALLENGE YOU TAKE ONE POST?
I FELU KITE ?
Did you ever stolen Akwa Okuku , boil it , enter Bush and ate it , but when you come out your mouth breath will be smelling like Azu Gbam Gbam (Sardine ) and your parents or any parent that caught you will two gi iba ?
Shoes are exclusive for Sunday Services with some wicked Shirts and Trousers your parents sow OVERSIZE with intention ka iyifolu nwanne gi (Pass it down to younger one), then with a shoe that is 3 inches longer than your leg , you have to add Papers into it to stabilize it while walking like TORO TORO.
That was Era of youths , not this GENERATION OF INDOMIE CHILDREN , none of them went to Egwu onwa (Moonlighting), none of them fought just to establish who is communal champion , atimes you simply draw line on the sand and demand that your opponent cross it , if he dare , that is another fight and if you were beaten and you report it to your parents , then your Papa will beat you black and Blue for allowing your mates to beat you..moving on ..
So coming back after a day running around in school, which we close by 1 on the dot, no lesson , no added time , no much Home work , if there will be at all.
That way you come back home to be useful to the parents both in the Farm and other Chores, our likes are sent to go and Fetch water from a distant town with Buckets taller than the carrier, that way you always have Bald in middle of your infant head .
Not like this generation where a child leaves home For school carried by parent , equipped with SNACK, AFTERNOON FOOD, WATER, BOBO OR JUICE and after school they go into lessons that will take them till 5PM , when eventually the come home tired , they have HOME WORK that will take them till 10Pm , , so when will the rest the infant head?.
When will they help the parents ?
Some school even have Saturday lessons and all Hollidays have lessons , making it difficult for kids to go on Vacations to Uncles and Relations house to meet and mingle with others and expand knowledge and horizon.
Coming home and saw my Old Man at home , I know that something must be wrong , maka na Awo adiro agba oso efife na nkiti (Toad doesn't indulge in afternoon leisure race , it is eithier something is pursuing her or she is after something )..
As guy Boy , I throw my greetings which sounded like.. GIDAFU NOON like a Javelin toward him and he smiled as a better Guy and wave me closer, and ask after the day in school to assure me that all is well .
So I came closer , and he allow me to be at arms lenght before he started asking me about something I committed , which I know (It is not your Business) and he off handedly say and I quote " Ogbe azu onye nzuzu diri utali "(The Back of a Stupid person is made for flogging of Cane ) and that was when I knew that Mkpakala ga ama Ozo, ma na Ozo ga ana , kama onwe wound (The Chimp may be a victim of Trap , but he will go with some injury), that was when I saw the standard Odu Igu , mgbajala.. kept at arms lenght , and he summarise with " Udene si ka okenye ghara iko na obodo, maka Umuazi eme kpo ya bu Udene Anu "(Vulture prayed that Elders will not go into extinct , so that Children will not hunt Vulture as Meat ) and he threw me another " Nwa Nza na ere aka na okpa, osi na ya na aha nmanu "(When Nza the pinchomic bird is roasting both wings and leg, she will think she is radiating Oil )., As I made the daring escape like BENLY MOTORCYCLE , he retrieved his Cane and rain three quick one on my vanishing back , but nnarie ozugbo.. .
Bringing me to the current aru that our people are marking as progressive ..
Before now , nwanyi , especially Nwa aghogho turu IME MKPUKE, it is sighted as abormination , it was rated with same SHAMEFACED mirror or repulsion and regret as one that committed ABORTION , but with the advent of phycadellic girls mixed with FEMINIST HARD CORES ,they believe Culture gbakwa oku , omenani should be consigned into Trash bin .
Now LINDA IKEJI the Blogger that one wonders what actually is her speciality that gave her the wealth she is flaunting , because if she is to be judged with NEWS REPORTING she can't be rated among the first 10, 000 in Nigeria, if it is Gossip , she may be in neighbourhood of 200 rating from the back, but be it as it may , she is rated and she is making her money , but the abormination around her is her disdain for Men and uncultured tongues with unseasoned words.
She has used so much unbridlled tongues to qualify and quantify men , she join the ASSOCIATION OF NNA GA ALU and Di gbakwa OKU, they are the girls who believe they can buy or hire any man to sleep with them when they are HORNY, then at old age , they will look for SPERM BANK to buy SPERM from loin of a man , instead of asking for the one from a Toad.
The Notion should have been "To Hell with Men" and blazes with thier Sperm , but NO , FA NA ASO GBA , ma na eri Nkita .
Now by errors of PIOM PIOM PIOM , she got pregnant without marriage or plans of getting married , then instead to bow her head in shame and allow that episode to pass , she decided to showcase her idiocy in the market , that way odika odi kponye, odi ka odi azuru ..she will encourage and empower our Young Girls to go out and start vending PREGNANCY that came out of MPIOGHARI , that way they will even change the name of Bastard to another thing ...yes , they have done that , now they coin and perfect it as "SINGLE PARENTHOOD" otoro enwelo nwanne gbachie unu ike ebe afu (May Purging without sibblings, super glue thier asses for that premise), for the record, nothing is SINGLE PARENT, eithier you have parents or you are a BASTARD.
This thing called LINDA started from day one showing us, POLLUTING SOCIAL MEDIA with Pictures that She is Pregnant without Husband and that she will buy the child a Brand New BENTLY Car , people where clapping and celebrating abormination.
The Car will be parked for 18 Years before the child is of age to drive , So if the Child ask about his Father she can shove the Child into the Car for it to serve as the Father, okwo ya ?...
Now that she has put to bed, she has been unleashing all kind of putrid advert about bringing a child which under Normal circumstances should be called BASTARD but here she is pumping her Chest na Omulu Jesus ..and ndi Nzuzu ana aku aka , when posterity will pay homage to different homes now , they will start calling thier own children names.
Our Young Girls are hifiving her, because they saw her as one who will led them into gross aborminable train , where they can start association of PROUD IME MKPUKE and very soon , they will move up and start advertising how they had SEX that resulted into the ime Mkpuke , if they felt no shame or remorse , then sooner than we think , the will kpuo nku anya , tufue aguba .
Our Elders kept quiet as well condoning this ARU, later somebody will say that "The gods are crazy" but we were the ones that laced the land with filth.
WARNING...if our girls now clap for IME MKPUKE, they should know na anutaroya na mmiri (It is not water the you drank that will provide it), the place one IME si puta has another 100 , yes in every man's loin there are 100 Babies and it weights us down but we endure , so if Girls think it is dignity brand to carry and showcase IME MKPUKE.I will lead the Crusade to Muo nu omumu , ba nu uba (go into the world and multiply).
Do not forget that majority of IME MKPUKE bring forth Ndi is ekwe onwu, the are die hard children..
Remember that ABRAHAM gave the maid IME MKPUKE and she gave birth to the present day World Terrorism.
Mazi Odera POg heading to Shikafi to make consultations as why suddenly all Book Haram, Herdsmen hostilities stopped , if it has to do with election that is coming or they have repented for real....Somebody should lend me a ligther , I need to light up this OLIVE OIL LEAF
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