Have i not advised that my Old man said to me "Odera, malu na Dibia onu ike adiro agbalu ekperima afa..inwelu onu ike , agbakwoluna ekperima afa " (Odera do not forget that a Seers with Loud Voice is not advised to make divination for a Criminal, because the voice will be heard abroad and the hidden will be bared to all.....you have a loud voice do not divine for a crook ).
I know that i have a voice that is terrific loud, so i do not want to whisper to anybody because mu bu Dimkpa ta aki, afu ichere (When a Made man crack and eat Palm Kernel , you will see the heap of Extract).
The reason nji atunye unu azu bu maka ejerum ORU .
I want to discuss with our Young Boys, especially those that still see self as Fine Boy and instead to look for ways to improve life and help the parents , they will be waiting for one Brother or Uncle to help , then ask him how far, he will say "Nwanne Olu adiro " (No work ), yes , i agree there is no work but can you come down from your High Horse and see that even in the days of your father there was no Job , yet he raised you , trained you and brought you out to be relevant , but what you have as your achivement or life ambition bu Umuazi ole itubalu ime mkpuke , which you always tell them "Nne gbalu ogwu gi , adiberom ready inu nwanyi" (After impregnanting the Girl, you will tell her to take a Chill pill that you are not ready to get married , but you are ready to eat the fruits and dividend of the married ?).
Made in Russia ayagha na abia, igba gi ..
I looked at some of you and i wonder if the advent of MOBILE PHONE and Phone MAST came with statics waves that blew away some senses and make your Network to be flat !!!.
Some of you are from places with Vast Land , good and fertile for Agriculture , but your Sagged Trouser may have sagged your senses to know that , not everybody will be in Civil service .
Have you tried Farming ? , not just digging ground and planting crops but majoring on certian crops and with determination make it a Hub that others will sought after.
My brother from another mother said "Onye gbunye obara , ohara anu " (If you join the killing of a Game, you are entile to share the spoil )
I know of one IKE ORAUKWU who started from his Father's house in Oraukwu cooking wonderful Local delicacy , he started from stratch but now he is Richer than many Importers in Lagos , infact he can buy your ani obi without going to bank.
Same with Boys na egbu eshi na OKA ETITI , they are so loaded with cash that they can buy you with all your Lagos , Abuja Wealth jua ma oforu ozo ...
They made it because they stopped building faith in a catastrophic Government and her Vacancies , and looked deep down to see what was hidden from the Wise and the prudent which has been revealed to the suckling and downthroddens.
Wealth is here and there and you must have your ears to the ground to hear Ugheli Danda .
They are lots of money in FISHERING and it does'nt cost Pile of Money to start it off , there are life also in Raising Snails as in Snail Farm, Nchi Farm , Piggery , Cow Ranching and that of Goats as well.
Some of you think that life will make you good if you just travel Overseas , Nwanna read my lips , there are over 85% of your friends, relations that are living in Overseas Jail and or so poor Overseas that they don't even have Airfare to come back and face life , but shame will not allow them to ask those at home to send them Transport money to come back, so they keep hoping that they will make it , but after 10 Years they don't even have Hopeless talkless of Hope .
If you ask the Brothers , they will say "odigoro ya nma ochefue anyi " (It has been well for him and he forgot us) not knowning na aju na epiona mmanwu na isi and nmanwu akutaro onu ya (He is living in penury and regrets ).
The only one the youths see is that one that traveled and came back after 3 Years with Retinue or Cars, you hear that the Guy egbuto go , ogburu ozu bad , yes ogburu ozu because he may have murdered a Caucasian or even a brother , if not physical , he may have dupped him and started acting big boy , but wait for it , he will see life but not old age or rest.
Some think that when he gets overseas and do Drugs , he will be made , forgetting that you may travel and the first day you will near drug joint, you have not touched it yet , then GOVERNMENT will land and those that owns or run the trade will disappear and you will be caught as Baron , then they will use SHOVEL to manye gi Nga and you come out after your age mates children may have become Father's and jebe ejebe adi nma, naba anaba adi nma as well .
Just know that many think that the neighbours Farm look more greenish, until you inherit that Farm you will see what bedrivels the farm.
If you look within you will see those who has done Drugs or crime for years but they don't even know the difference between Mmiri ikwo aka , na mmiri onunu , they sleep with acute poverty ...so my Man ..look straight
Today, i speak to us in a language we will hear and understand right away ....have you wondered why many or our Youths living overseas dies like fowl or you hear , they Shot him , they butchered him or they trace him back home and Off him ?.
That is because they sow some seed that grows satanic leaves , so the karma comes faster .
Nwanne, read my lips , not everybody will drive Okwuoto ekene Eze , if it is not in your star to do so, just know that igbakaria chi gi na oso , izute inevitable ending.
Seat Back , look at what you can do without extreme support and start off , then God will expand your coast , i know that many Girls will run away from you if you go way low , but don't worry , forget her , when you later stand tall again , you will see that "Beautiful ones are not yet Born ".
When you make wealth, the aroma will attract even queen of the coast , so first thing should be to Bend down low and soil your trousers while digging for that Gold, after you smothen it , you bath up and then the sight of that Gold will represent affuluence and ichiba zie ka OME EGO .
Did i tell young boys that always tries to have a fantastic wedding , in a fantastic place , at fanstastic cost but with very little savings , to eat shit ?
Sure all women wants a powerful wedding, igba nkwu .
They want Ashebi girls, make up artist and they want a banquet , some will insist that if you are not ready that you should forget it , and because you are stupid , you will say , i love her and must marry her...my Dear , you are living in bondage...she do not want to come for keep , she wants to come and send you to early grave.
If what you have as savings is 100K, plan your entire marriage including IME EGO, IKU AKA, IGBA NKWU and White Wedding with not more than 30K , so that after all you still have life and money to feed that wife , but if your fiancee disgaree with you , then just thank God that he opended your future on time ,let that one go and look for the one that wants to marry you as you are and according to your marital capacity , hapu ndi oso chiegbu .
Many of you are banking on Committee of Friends to raise fund for you to marry, one day you will shout to your wife "I married you with my money" just shoorroopp , what you should say is "We married you with ora nye aka ", , , if you have committee of friends and they raise fund for you , just thank them and use the money to do something great after wedding , that way you can look at whatever you did as proceed of your wedding , not okpata otita (Finish all you have ).
Young man , if you want to impress your Fiancee, Wife, inlaws ...a simple solution , just kwuo udo (Suicide is the option ), so that after mourning you , they will start enjoying life the way they want , but if you want to live a happy life, welu owulu fachie nti gi especially fa bido irosiri gi uzo esi eri ego (when they start telling you how to spend money , just use cotton wool to block your ears ).
Personally do not impress the world with your wedding , after all 90% of society weddings ends in Divorce , just try and cut your coat according to your Cloth , not according to your Size , for your size may require 4 yards but what you have is 2 Yards , just sow what the available material will cover .
If you think that after wedding you cut down cost , , , read my lips , it is easier to get back cup you used to give monkey on tree top water , than bringing down the expense you gave to a woman , it is best you start from down and ascending than from top down , if you try it , be rest assured that your obituary poster will say "We regret to announce ".
Do not give your girlfriend or wife what you can't afford or what you borrowed to get , that is FIRST CLASS TICKET TO POVERTY, some will tell you " Mazi Odera promised to buy her Phone " just to hook you ,then because ika na amu guy , you will shout "asi in what ?, who is he ? , don't worry this week i will buy you IPhone ".... Nwanne , ibanye go final , your own mugu nwelu part 5 .
if she say somebody wants to buy her phone or give her money , just smile and Thank God , ask her to help you and Thank God that somebody is kind enough to take away that burden , tell her to help you and thank the person, that now you can face other problems.
If she say " If you don't give me that or buy me that , it is over , don't call me again "...read my lips , the best.action then is to delete her Number right there and instantly because if you don't, ijechago ofogi una .
Some of you always promise Girls , i will marry you and in your mind , you know you won't marry her , to you , you want to Bed her and find story to push her away , nekwo gi ka Thunder bu Ugoma na acho !!!.
Do not make a promise to a girl you can't keep , you may think you have conned her but you are simply packing dooms day in your future.
How about some of you who are yet to give things to the parents but monthly you recharge for your Bae or send her allowance , and you never knew that Kitikpa na aracha gi imi ?.
If you want to give your Bae 5K, jie brake , remove 3K for your parents then give her 2K , if she don't like it, just add the 2K to your parents own...hear me.. What your girl will give you is 15 Minutes of sweating with empty pocket , but your parents will start with.." My God will bless you , your Children will bless you...bad things will not locate you....
The only prayer your girl will say , most of the uncultured ones will be "Thunder fire you" just because you did not do what she wants instantly.
Anyway , i am about to do lunch of ANAMBRA RICE (Actually that Rice is from Achalla because Anambra Government has no Rice Farm or even Rice Mill ), SALAD, MOI MOI with Stew ejiri Okuko, Kpomo na anu ewu welu sie nke oma ..
while i wait to see if any of my Pals will call me out this evening for us to laugh with Mgbede .
Mazi Odera waving at Somto, odinanwa, Ijele, Okeosisi, Eze nlacha aka, Edu mummy na Person and waiting for invite ...i am off but On
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