The Lobes that flap around the ears are not the hearing antenna, that is decorative guise, the one that aids hearing in right inside.
Oburu na ige nti, atunyem gi azu, maka na esim Oru.
Christmas is here and like it or not, believe it or not, it's only Ndigbo that made it a duty to travel home enmass during the Yuletide, though not including Ndi Alawuotu.. Ala wu otu (Every Land is same) are those from a certain State, they florick wherever they reside, they don't care about home, what they are after is to have a bite to eat, get a woman pregnant without paying bride price or planning on paying one in future but they live together, ask the Children from that affairs, onye ebe ka ibu and you will hear "My Mama talk say I be onye AKPUOLA GI STATE",They believe ebe oku nyuolu Awusa owa (wherever the burning coal goes off, you dump the keg of light).
Marrying from that side is a dive into penury, they do not give out daughters in marriage, they sale them with heartless drive and any man that dare performing the entire exploitative scam they call rites will end up kissing poverty, but I digress.
As we get ready, as some have started traveling back home to meet the Loved ones, even though they do not love back, they love your money back.
Dear Listen to POg, those 32 teeth you see shinning toward you is not sign of happiness that mask the Evil Paracetamol they want to shove down your throat, so voom ka nma, karia statement (Be extremely careful around such) .
Try and avoid eating that special delicacy they prepared, try also to have your children restricted within your reach Maka fa eme welu Pin gbajue fa aru (To avoid the evil doers fill your kids with Devils Pin), sure it may seems you are acting strange but it better to be safe than sorry, after all Okwa the bird said that she is safer when people laughed at the path she took while running away from the pellets from the Hunter, than for them to laugh at her corpse residing under and within the Soup pot of an old woman.
Young Man, I know you want to show off that you have arrived, but Jie brake, that Car you bought and was showing off, if you can't pray seriously better find a way to park it and move on foot or do not patronize your Town Joints and do not visit your relations with the Car, including friends before the Car will stop plying the road and choose bush or under Trailer, the days are evil and Eneke Nti Oba the Bird, said, if Hunters should learn how to shoot without aiming, that she has learn how to fly without perching..
I discovered that back in the days, mgbe enu bu Ani Osa, Ndigbo celebrates success but this days the young ones in the Village are more Daibolic than Ndi Dibia, they lay in waiting with upgraded otumokpo waiting for home comers to send to the land of great beyond or Ndi aga agbari ego fa na Coins (Those they will reduce the money to coins).
Watch what you eat, where you drink, who enters your Car or who carries you in his.
Anybody that your mind suspects but you wants to give the person money, kindly give to your parents to give or give a friend to give, but it can't come from your hand to his or her hand, make a bridge between, that way ogwocha, oneta nnu.
Young girl, you may be lucky that God made you beautiful and you have many suitors, but suddenly those boys from MALAYSIA came back and you saw mirror Magic they do with money and you dump your heartthrob for him, nekwogi ka ibalu one chance.
Read my lips 95% of Ndi Malaysia and South African returnees are into fast lane,they rose like a Hilux Today and tomorrow an Obituary Poster.
You may marry him for his supposed wealth and be a widow at age of 24 and after his death, you will see the brutal friends he owe and they will make it clear that you pay up or you join him.. Dear, Anya saaa...
Mothers, hear me, some of you are stubbornly stupid, you want to travel with your children, so that your parents will see your children as they demand,,,, but why must it be during Christmas when every every is in the Village with Upgraded Poison, brand New Ukwara Nta, Eko afo and Oturu okara...?
I know you will say "Not my portion" but there has never been anybody who accepts that potion but it happens.
If you suspect people in your village and relations of Daibolical effects and defects, kindly cancel the travel plans and travel out of season and rush, so that your eyes will be your share and monitoring spirits may have gone back to cages.
As I wish every traveler journey mercy, I pray that any hand that concocted Poison or evil for anybody this year shall eat all and drink water of misery to balance it.
Those that planted Enyi Ure will step on it and theirs will start from the head down to their legs..
Those that poise to collect money they will use to wipe success from any hand of Giver, that money shall cause leperous bewitch on them and as I move down to have my Delicious Breakfast at NKWO AMICHI.. Akpu with OFE AKWU mixed with Egusi, 3 Tendon of Akwara anu, 4 Kpomo, afo anu 2,Towel 3,Isi efi 4,just 2 fried egg and one Boil egg... MADAM please remove that Fried Fish, just put cooked Fish, cut the size of that Garri, I am watching my Height..
Thanks just a Bottle of EVA water, so you don't have it, give me Big Bottle of CASTLE MILK STOUT, they said it is good for my stomach...
Mazi Odera POg eating light and balanced diet this Morning.
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