Political lenses..

Who wants go be the Governor? By Mazi Odera POg JP.

Okwo okwu obuna asi si ekwuna ya!!.

The day we stopped speaking the truth will be the day to remind us that Posterity is like a Bitch. 

Anambara is my state and I makes no excuse when I continue debating the well being and projecting a good Government without this Clanish Toga. 

Alaigbo is my Forte, so when ever you sees me protecting her from the Vampires, just know that I am about my Father's Estate without apologies. 

My State has just a Year to look for a Redemption Person, a Man or woman who can pull us out from the present "OGINI KA ANYI JI ISI KOTE?), which was as a result of hanging out with Equity and also can explain as experimenting with Zoning, that was how we got a Dando Driver to Fly our AIRFOCE  1. 

Well the deed has being done and in my Neck of wood, we don't mourn the abanonment of matrimonial home by a woman, we simply match to her father's house and demand the dowry wasted on her head with Bold face and not swollen eyelids.

Dum Dum the Dibia called Ogbantutuko of NAWFIA said "Ife Dibia na agwo aburo Ani eri ozu, kama ife melu na oke" (A Native Doctor can't pretend to Fabricate prevention of Death, but only Moderation to causes of death).

We have inherited a Zonal Mistake by Proxy and we now don't need soothsayer to tell us that it was a Disaster, a mistake that took us back to an Era we distaste with Passion, so we can't continue in Iniquity,we can't powder our noses in amusement. 

Today, I want us to look at the type, caliber of Governor needed not wanted, oburozi Ochaghi acha gbute, Anambara as a state has passed the stage anyi ga na AKPO Oga na express, na efelu Aero plane bye bye just because we want to placate Ndi Uchu na Ndi Ala adighi Nma. 

The Candidates that will fly the flags shall be.. 

1)Young, Enterprising..

2)Wealth creator, wealth Manger..

3)Must have pedigree, which without, the Extreme powers behind the Seat of the Governor makes the person a Monster with AXE and must finish as an ASS, but one with Pedigree has in in his marrow to thread with Fear and reverence.

Left behind a Legacy and not monument of Tufiakwa. 

We can't have a mediocre, not again.. We can't try that which has failed beyond measure which is the act of Zoning power.. 

Unless somebody can inform us on the place a Zonal dinge has produced even a Fair Leader..instead of gross disappointment with Badge. 

The reason most clamor for Zoning is because of inept, backward leadership, especially those that has complex and bring only Lopsided Governance.. 

Some will say, when a Governor comes from a legion, he will developed the Zone even when he is not a Zonal Governor , which I will hold against us because we employ Bad Carpenter,  and even if you give him a Mahogany Trunk, he will make a Mess. 

We have Peter Obi who left his Local Government to be the last place he touched, which had he not return, they would've call him out to join Town Security as detterent and which we know he will serve without breaking sweat, but I digress... 

Take a bad player and inject him into SUPER EAGLES, he will be costing the Team all Matches and committing Penalty becomes part of him, because nobody walks freely with Extra  Sized Shoes. 

Anybody that will come out and promise you.. 

I will Tar all the roads.. 

I will revive Moribund schools.. 

Bring back life into our Health Centers... 

Build houses for everybody and put Fire, sorry I mean Light for everybody,... 

First thing you will ask him or her is to show what he has done prior on his own or his previous Job or Business that portends that he can do just a Faction of what he says.. 

We should be mindful that Politicians and promises is like,, Networks carriers and promise of Free DATA, free Call Credit.. Which we know that they don't have plans nor agenda to carry out, instead they calmly use scissors and shave off what should be your bonafide Credit or Data balance, yes it is that Bad.

Any Party that wants to be taking serious should not tell us about Zonal Candidate, but about the record of an Aspirant, about the legacies he laid, about the Footprints left of the Sand.. And then people can look at the person and conclude, he has done noble. 

Finally, we shall sweetly tell the hawks that peddle the Zonal oso chiegbu, to kindly of Project capable candidate than trying to give us ADAKA na Onu ENWE.. 

Anambra can't be dimmed light of the Nation , Zonal outrage by Mazi Odera POg JP.

Still on the nauseous agitation for enslavement in our state, where some people are calling for Zoning instead for a reputable person that has distinguished self in Administration or leadership.

The Noise about ZONING is stale and obsolete.. 

Zoning placed many Nation and states into the present Jebe Ejebe Adi Nma, naba anaba Adi Nma, the only benefit as witnessed is.. 

Electing people that has no business managing even Kindred meeting into a leadership podium that terrifies them, which they will create a very large Mess and leave distress at thier wake, and yet some of us still chase our tails advocating for continued Cul de sac (Dead End) . 

What an average citizen want is a good Leader who can redirect our state, who can rescue us from the malfeasance.

Let me make a Bold statement, what we want is one who can replicate Okwute and not Akpuola gi.. 

What Anambra State want is not the Skin Color of who Governs us, what we need is a qualified Man or Woman who has what it takes to restructure our state. 

I am not worried about Academic glories, as most of the Acedemic wonders are only good with Theoretical Governance, but disaster in actual. 

What I yearn for is one who has a record of growing Business from nothing, who touches dying enterprise and it GLO with pride and blossoms, one who can look at dying economy and see a Revival, just like the Spirit of Ndigbo in Lagos, who sees a Swamp and make it a home, who if giving the Presidency not on pitiful consolation but as one who has what it takes to pull us out of the Putrid, I can tell us that Umuigbo will invade Sambisa and make it DUBAI, turn Sahara desert into El Dorado, without breaking sweat, it is onatalu Chi. 

Any noise you hear about ZONING are from Petit vendors who don't care about the state restoration, they simply wants to continue polishing a painted sepulcher, in returns they will get paid some stipends and with a promise of better position when the sales of ADAKA na Onu ENWE is perfected.

The only people this Zonal noise will benefit are POLITICIANS and the Disciples, but it can never do right with the Citizens.

Mkpi Nkuchasi adiro atuba Ewu ime (A He Goat that is carried and place on top of She Goat, can never impregnate her). 

This is my lips moving, I don't care about any Chosen or anybody, I don't stand with any presently , after all, some of those  I stood for on Party principle have always shown Clanish mentality, so I don't hope to join any Party selection or candidate,if a crooked Candidate is presented by PDP I will take Joy in beating the person like Brigade Band, same with all the parties, what I stand for, will stand for is a candidate who is qualified to lead, no longer Mkpi Nkukwasi, we have tried that and the developmental stride we covered, that mistake used Tractor and rope to drag us back father than where we were picked up prior. 

So, no more Mkpi Nkukwasi.

I don't care much about how anybody feels, what I care about is what posterity says and, do not forget that TRUTH IS MY STANDARD, ACCEPT IT WITH GOOD FAITH, OR I SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT with Acidic Smile.

My Word is always my bond for those who cherish transparency. 

I want somebody to educate me on the benefit of having a Zonal Governor instead of going for the most capable and a more qualified person... I want to become disciple of the illusion, but I need conviction and not hallucinations and barking intimidations. 

I can't fight against the National Lopsided and skewed ACADEMIC entrance qualifications, which ceded to Zamfara 2 and Anambra 139, for me to come home and accept the equivalent to that same 2 against the 139 and we call it politics of Zoning. 

We are light of the Nation and we can't stoop to be the- Dimmed light of the Nation. 

We are always the first in all things and we Iead while others followed with Mouth agape, so we can't subject our future to Pitiance leadership that can only produce HAD WE KNOW LEADERSHIP. 

I said it that I know about 3 very qualified Assets from the South, 

I and others can be convinced of them when they vie as Qualified citizens of the state and not Zonal citizens. 

South started this Zoning from Ezeife, run most times than others, they also should End it and beside there has never been a time, the South Abstained from Gubernatorial race to align with Zonal Spirit, they always pursue it with Two hands. 

Let's bury this Path that led to forest of Mediocres. 

ZONING springs mediocre,... 

Mediocre serves the interest of Oligarcy.. 

Oligarchy maintains status quo... 

The Masses bears the Blunt and enough is enough, we are not the CURSED, WE ARE not equally the Cause, we are the Cure and a better Solution.. 

What are you?.

Mazi Odera POg JP feeling sad that the original spirit of Enterprise has left the state, we now wander the forest of Things fall apart. 

The Hard truth..

The FBI LINE UP OF FRUADSTERS, a Childish Drivel by Mazi Odera POg JP.

I have read the list of the 77 Fraudsters the FBI released and I was actively angry that the most celebrated Police in the World is inept. 

Our WAI BRIGADE can do better, I wonder why our Press Men and women continue replicating that childish list. 

What kind of Spell do the Caucasians have over us or does it mean that we remain Daft till the end of days? 

The question is, what drove those Nigerian men into crime?.. Sorry, I mean Crime in the interpretation of the Whites , but how about those who came to our soil and drill our Oil, take our Precious stones, mortgage our future and send our Youths into Poverty damnation? ... 

That wasn't enough for them, they trained our Idiotic leaders the way they can swindle Generations unborn of collective patrimony, Bank same stolen fund in USA, EUROPE and other of those places?.. 

They gave refuge and comfort to the wards of the Principals of Fraud (Our Looters called Leaders), stealing from Africa is never a crime, it is a requisite for Green Card but reparation is MURDER case as long as it has to do with our Patrimony in USA. 

The FBI can't see those ones because it benefits them as a Nation, little wonder, when one travel with 1 Billion into America, it is secure MONEY, but try to take out 10,000 Dollars and they will call it Money laundering, the one you stole from your place, back in USA is HOLY THEFT, I mean, it is Blessed assurance... 

Gone are the days they gave us Charcoal in place of precious stone and nobody is the wiser. 

We are not the same people they took with fetters of IRON into bondage, we have gained our freedom and scars all over our body as receipt for whatever we gained, the Era of treating us with disdain are gone. 

I won't be surprise that our brothers will take up gauntlet against me now saying I am supporting crime, but read my lips, rijuo nsi onu, may dog share excrete with you. 

My own is, if they want to name criminals, there should be NO HOLD BAR, no sacred cows, after all what is good for the Goose is also good for the Gander. 

Igbo saying provides na ife na Agu Nwanyi do ime, na Agu kwu Nwoke tubalu ya ime at the same time. 

The List that I Mazi Odera POg JP will accept as Authentic is the one that includes, all the stolen money our Political Thieves deposited in the USA, the Properties they bought and the Children they hide with them while they turned our Cities and Towns to place of TUFIAKWA.

If they made our Tetiary a glorified Primary school, they should also allow thier wards to enjoy the Dividend. 

Unless the FBI is Glorified Fire Brigade that they can't trace or relate to the stolen money coming from Nigeria nay  Africa, that is waxing and breathing in thier Country. 

Our Boys  left home in pains and agonies, driven by Executive Fraud which were committed by our looting leaders and kept in the USA and other places, so this Boys  being another arm of the leperous Crime tree, decides to do some reparation, which is a High Crime but on the bottom of the Crime diary. 

That was how they sold to us the biggest Con, when they taught us that DEVIL is black and Angels are White,whereas Lucifer who we call Devil is the Most Handsome,Bible did not say that God or Angels scorched his handsomeness, yet the Caucasians taught us to believe that Black is Evil, but thank God that today, they are living with assured abominations, where dog sleep with thier women, thier Children enjoy Sex at a very Tender age, the children lack respect even to the parents, and marriage is no longer sacred, to them it is like buying Burger at Snack shop and if you think it is not fresh you return it or throw it out into trash. 

I am saying that, the FBI list is childish until they include those PAPA NDI ORI that stole us blind and then, they will be ready to  come and catch them, take them to thier prison and return our money. 

They should also make sure that any Nigerian student studying abroad is not with the patrimony of the masses.. 

See the amateur list submitted..as I pen off with Both hands in Trouser Pocket.. 

 Suspects according to FBI

1 Valentine Iro
2 Chukwudi Christogunus Igbokwe
3 Jerry Elo Ikogho
4 Izuchukwu Kingsley Umejesi
5 Adegoke Moses Ogungbe
6 Chukwudi Collins Ajaeze (better known as Thank You Jesus)
7 Ekene Augustine Ekechukwu
8 Chuks Eroha
9 Collins Nnaemeka Ojima
10 Uchenna Ochiagha
11 Nnamdi Theojoseph Duru
12 Ericson Uche Oforka
13 Mark Ifeanyi Chukwuocha
14 Augustine Nnamdi
15 Chiemezie Christopher Chilaka
16 Charles Ohajimkpo
17 Stanley Ugochukwu Uche
18 Chika Augustine Odionyenma
19 Paschal Chima Ogbonna
20 Samuel Nnamdi Onwuasoanya
21 Macwilliam Chinonso Chukwuocha
22 Emmanuel Onyeka Uzoka
23 Joshua Aniefiok Awak
24 George Ugochukwu Egwumba
25 Uchechukwu Solomon Ezirim
26 Augustine Ifeanyi Okafor
27 Okay Sam Mal
28 Leslie N. Mba
29 Ogohukwu Innocent Ikewesi
30 Emmanuel Uzoma Ogandu (better known as Son of God’
31 Amarachukwu Harley Anywanu
32 Bright Ifeanyi Azubuike
33 Emeka Moses Nwachukwu
34 Donatus Izunwanne
35 Chinwendu Kenneth Osuji
36 Eusebius Ugochukwu Onyeka
37 Chidi Anunobi
38 Anthony Nwabunwanne Okolo
39 Obinna Christian Onuwa
40 Chijioke Chukwuma Isamade
41 Linus Nnamdi Madufor
42 Chrysaugonus Nnebedum
43 Ugochukwu Okereke
44 Fidel Leon Odimara
45 Kingsley Chinedu Onudorogu
46 Dessi Nzenwah
47 Chimaroke Obasi
48 James Chigozie Agube
49 Chimaobi Uzozie Okorie
50 Ogochukwu Ohiri
51 Kennedy Chibueze Ugwu
52 Ifeanyichukwu Oluwadamilare Agwuegbo
53 Victor Ifeanyi Chukwu
54 Chidi Emmanuel Megwa
55 Princewill Arinze Duru
56 Desmond Iwu
57 Onyeka Vincent Chika
58 Ifeanyi Kingsley Mezienwa
59 Victor Uchenna Aguh
60 Kevin Amarachi Eshimnu
61 Vitalis Kelechi Anozie
62 Williams Obiora Agunwa
63 George Chimezie Dike
64 Munachiso Kyrian Ukachukwu
65 Nwannebuike Osmund
66 Chidiebere Franklin Nwangwu
67 Damian Uchechukwu Ajah
68 Emeka P. Ejiofor
69 Lawrence Chukwuma Ubasineke
70 Chinedu Bright Ibeto
71 Valentine Amarachi Nwanegwo
72 Emmanuel Chidiebere Dike
73 Jeremiah Utieyin Eki
74 Chinaka Davidson Iwuoha
75 Chima Darlington Duru
76 Ikenna Christian Ihejiureme
77 Obi Onyedika Madekwe

The Southern Empty Cymbal, the Dry cry for Gubernatorial Turn by Mazi Odera POg JP.

Desecrearion of Democracy is when we employ amputation as part of growth. 

I Mazi Odera POg JP is against Zoning at all Level, because Zoning brought us to the current decadence(Both State and National) but in this discuss, I am talking Anambara my state. 

The slide we took from a Lofty and posited place, when we were taking out from the bloated blind we were caged into by Epileptic Governance foisted on us by Hoodlums without Face mask. 

Then we serve as HOME FOR ALL DECADENCE, HOME FOR ALL CRIMINAL, our state became the host for all ills, we breed Ndi Ori na Ndi ama, our Academic life was flushed down the sewage, our Morality was at the lowest ebb, we pride self as a state that is insolvent.. 

We made peace with such status until, we heard the Cymbal, a tiny Gong that wasn't even sounding high, with very low cymbal, but it generated fraction of attention when he asked a soul jolting question "Are we Cursed or we are the Curse?"...

The State were jolted like those stung by Electric Fish, we turn around to know who is trying to stir up the Honest Nest, lo and behold there is a Man who is meek, not Physical brave for the Hustle of such position, then he came from position of Knowledge, abundant assurance and road Map that will redeem and redifine the state.

He did not come from the position of Zoning, he did not come with the plea of Ndi South achigo ugboro abuo, obuzi Turn Ndi Central (South has taking twice and it should be turn of Central), he simply came prepared and ready, he wasn't a Political gladiator, but a GOVERNANCE MECHANIC.

Cutting Long and cursive story short, he came, he saw that lapses and exalted extortions lined the state, the same that placed us in Coma, he brought our his Mechanic tools and lose the Engine down, then work on it with finesse, by the time we say EKWUSIGO, we have a state, he cured all the aliment and once again we became LIGHT that Illuminate the Nation. 

Then he made one grievous blunder, he went NORTH, just for equity sake, well we have seen ka esiri gbue onye amu Ibi nma, fuzie ka osiri we zee (We witness how a man with Elephantiasis of the scoutrum was attacked with Matchet and how he dodged).

Currently we have a state that makes me to argue that we are not cursed, but we are the cause, after all it was not divinity that gave us 21/21, Eithier it was by Hook, crook or Merit, Ebunu afugo Ndi kpu Aturu.

As we are still trying to beg God to stop fighting our idiotic blunder with Gully Erosion that is springing up everywhere, as we are trying to see if the wound of Zoning that went North can be healed, suddenly they came out again dinging the ZONAL BELL.. 

Oderaigbo known as Mkpisi Ndi Egede, is not, will not and can never be part of any other Zonal Nonsense, I can't be another part of ADAKA na Onu ENWE. 

Any Zonal Winner will be limited to Zonal Physh, Zonal Flex and clannish Yoke of na we presented and made you, that way his allegiance is not for the state but for the Zone, we are way pass that Nonsense. 

I believe that South has qualified Men, infact well qualified people, including.. JOHNBOSCO ONUNKWO the Political Digital Solution, Hon Chris Azubuogu Mr Project, The Lady with a Midas Touch, Senator Ekwunife Ada Igboukwu, they also have Senator Ifeanyi Ubah, Senator Andy Uba, they have Dr Godwin Maduka and host of others... 

I can be Comfortable with any of them, if presented as a qualified candidate and not from Zonal Prism, that way we can ask each one to show us what they have done that made them qualified even to ask for such Redemption Platform.

This period can't be another Uburu, we must vet them, read them like book, analyze what they have done and cross all the T, dot all the i and then know that another mistake, that we may not have a state to be redeemed again. 

Asking us to go South is another Satanic Lie, we can't go South or Central again, we can only go for the qualified.. 

We went North, now we are trying to use back spin and run, but the Uporopoto that is all around can't allow us to do so. 

By the way, the fasted way to loose election is when thrown to a side on Zonal Context, every Tom, Dick and Harry will emerge and render the Votes useless and in piece meal, then another Person from a different Zone will step inn and clear the ballot, and in Eithier way, another ADAKA na Onu ENWE will emerge.

This is Mazi Odera POg JP walking up and down the Beach with breeze caressing his face why he wants to know why the gods are also silent on this igbu aka na Ike, esi na imi? 

Mazi Odera POg JP writes to Nwa NNA ya no Ndu.. 

Dear Bros,

Maka etu lfe siri gbata kwulu, I will make an appeal to you as I always do, but this is more like Tongue in Cheek and for the Initiates. 

I know that the ardent will rake, stroke fire and threaten Brimstone but the truth is, ikwu amaghi ibe eziya.

There is a Parlance which provides "Okenye anaghi ano na ulo, Ewu amua Nwa na Ogbili". 

You have Cult like followers, but mostly of the Stock who never witnessed the carnage of 67 and who fall under the "Nwata fu ogu egboru egbo, osi Ogbu kpo ya iru".

I am not about discussing the shrouded Myth of your timely travel after the Mystery of EKE UKWU, and freedom to meander and invisible restraint from our Security Forces, that is neither here nor there and subject for discussion na Gbegbezugbe, but the clear and present danger of the issue at hand is when you call for the arrest of Onye Isi Ala, though it sound coarse and croaking but the message is not lost to discerning minds. 

The Slave Driver will cash into it and conduct another Blood letting which won't be limited to  JACK. 

You made the appeal to include other tribes, but you and I knew none of those people will give you the Actual time of the day, talkless of carrying out your commandment. 

A certain Tribe prefer to stroke you and push you to do what they can't and will Never have the Gonad to do. 

As we speak they have another caged, borrowed and enslaved surrogate who they bought and been using as object and subject of irresponsible reportage that only project the ones who Pays the Piper and demonize the Tribe who refused to be an acolyte of the Hooded Viper, he report from South of SAHARA. 

The New Voice has been Caged and instead of those who sent him or say those who push him into suicidal madness to raise a hand or voice in respect or call for his Freedom, they simply went into a Comatosic silence and from behind looking for our people who they felt can be bought with Whiff of money to start agitation for the release of the Child who think he has what it takes to bring down IGWE and his Council down.

That is thier Nature and little wonder,one of the Retired and old Leader said "If I woke up and hear drums of War from a Certain part of the TRIPOD, I will go back to sleep without breaking sweat", he said it because he knew that they don't have the Balls to accomplish Hostility.

Dear, as you know that the hatred against Umunna na Umunne is not shrouded, infact it has been made Manifest on many occasions and we can't play into thier hands again..

 We still remember when they let Eke Ukwu escape from the ZOO, we know how many Mortals were Rolled over, how many rested in the Belly of the EKE UKWU and those who were Swallowed are yet to get rest in peace, we only knew that only JACK were given attention and mention but that is discussion for Mkpuke.

What I will appeal is for you to have check and balances, watch and guide your tongue because you have followership, especially those of Herd Mentally, they are the worst sect. 

We are not giving to suicidal quest, but the semi literate ones always depend on imaginary conquest which always serve as albatross, but yet they can't understand.. Agbahi aka achu ife na Ata aru. 

The call you made for those in LAPAN, you know it is for those boys that have worked self into rags trying to cushion the suffering of the families back home, they truly want us to have our own Town not autonomous setting, so they think they have the right to be angry and that they have the distant coverage of venting and ranting, which I will say is well, but come with me.... 

Attacking or asking for Inwude ONYE ISI will not be like IWA JI, one is brotherly altercation, the other will be seen as repeat of 1966 stuff that sent many on the path of no return.

They will take it out on Ndi be anyi bi na ofe Nke Ozo and I am sure you won't be around to bring back the heads that will be off the Neck as collateral damage of your call.. 

Listen Odogwu, such move will bring back a reprisal that will be furious, fatal and savage.. 

So kindly use your method to call off whatever call to commotion, because no one controls Bees out of Nest.

There are things one can start but lack the ability to control... 

I am saying that any move against Onye Isi will bring ikwafu Obara Ndi be anyi bi na Ugwu.. 

Note that the boys in LAPAN are not as protected as they think, because when push goes to Shove, the Bilateral relationship will kick inn and we know for sure that, the Bilateral covers Two Sovereign Nations and not a Sovereign in the incubator, so the Host will quietly or openly package the culprits and send them back to the Originate, then do not imagine the welcome they get on arrival. 

LAPAN and those around them think alike, what we call Human Right is not in thier Lexicon, if it is, there won't be NAGASAKI.

In essence, even those who think they have Papers of Ndi Nwe Obodo, the Givers can calmly recover it and Void it, then when they came back home, the saying of Idi Amin "I guarantee freedom of speech, but Freedom after the speech is not what I won't Guarantee".. Will come to play.

Di anyi, this is for the Initiates and which I believe You are, we can't use our Hope of Tomorrow to play MONKEY Post today. 

This is Mazi Odera POg JP, an Elder who sit in Council with the gods, just know that He who the gods love they gave words of wisdom. 

Marriage Catalyst..

Give me a SON or Else by Mazi Odera POg JP.

Ikeotuonye was fuming, he was humming and he is downing the 6th Bottle of Castle Stout within 20 minutes. 

His Eyes were Red like Iron in Hot Romance with a Furnace, and he wasn't friendly even to his fellow men of The Bar and in a Bar. 

When I called him IKEOTUONYE na ENUGWU UKWU, I expected him to return the greeting with IGBAKA IBEYA na Idemmili as we use to, but he looked at me with forlone and bye gone look,then he whispered "Odirom ka odi gi" (I am not in same mood with you).

Good a thing, it wasn't my first Rodeo (Rodeo is an act of Riding a wild Bull), So I calmly ask Nnenna to give me one bottle of HERO with one Bottle Of Water and big Glass..

 She serve me as requested , I opened both and empty both in the Jar and drank it to the last drop and ask for another, same pattern and Ikeotuonye stopped, turned and face me with curious admonition, and as I empty same again in same Jar.. He snatched the Jug away and shouted "IGBA KA IBEYA, ogini na emegi?" (What's wrong with you?) .

I Simply left the Seat and drink for him, and move to another Seat, place same Order and, that gave him more concern, as he quit his own drink and came to me with now a concern and he say, Igba whatever is troubling you, let's discuss it and there must be a solution that is not mixed with what you are doing.

Then, I shift my order to the middle of the Table and fold my hands across my Chest and say in return, First come, first Serve.. 

Let's discuss yours first, then we come down to mine (HE never knew I simply gave him the First page of POLITICAL CONSULTANCY). 

He said "That Woman has given birth again and to another Girl, making my house, house of Women, we  now have 6 Girls in numbers". 

I was still looking at him to make sense and he is done and waiting, I also waited, and he say to me, did you hear what I just said?.. 

I said yes, but I am waiting for you to make a Point and tell me what is your problem. 

He said, is 6 Girls not problem enough to you?. 

I stood up, walk to the Bar, made an order, came back and sit without saying anything and within 5 minutes my order arrived and I took it out, remove 2 Tablet of ANTI Malaria Tablet and put them in his hand with Table water and ask him to drink.. 

He shouted, and demands to know why I gave him Malaria Medicine when he did not complain of one. 

I said calmly like a Surgeon who knows he will give you a bill that will shock you and send even the sickness or whatever ailment that is holding the person into cardiac, it is Eithier you are consumed with Malaria or you are outright Stupid was my response.. 

Now, I have cleared the minds for the teaching and I say to him, between Boy and Girl which one serve better purpose?. 

He said that every Igbo man should have a heir that will take over his wealth or inheritance ... 

And because I am quick with my Acidic tongue, I said.. Like you inherited your Father's Ogburi Oji ete Ngwo?.. 

He burst out a laugher that Viberated round the Bar, and tears ran down his cheek.. Because his Father left him only one Palm wine Climbing Rope that was weak and weary, the type that you will use to Climb up and use your back on A free fall to come down. 

So I managed to continue with a Poker face and I said to him, is it true that the Last Bathing Soap you imported from China, turned to TELEVISION in your Warehouse?. 

He was shocked and he said "what kind of stupid Joke is that?"... I explained that I wasn't Joking, that it was all over the Town.. 

He said in reaction, can Ugboguru produce Pears?. 

I answered Yes, that it can, infact I knew of many men whose wife cooked Egusi with Ice Fish and when they serve the Husband the Soup in a Bowl, the Husband touched it and it changed to OFE ONUGBU WITH SNAIL and TOZO.. 

He laughed a throaty one and say, it can only happen in dream or in Nollywood ... 

Now OKEOTUONYE you have agreed with me that, there is something nasty in the water you drink and air you breathe, as you expected your wife to give birth to boy when what you gave to her is a girl.

His face went scarlet again as he said, see Nkiru her sister, she gave Obinna 4 Boys straight, so how can her sister who I call my wife, not be able to give me Just one Boy, I did not ask for 6 Boys, just one.. 

I answered, Obinna has a more Conditioned Gonads, not damaged with Alcohol like yours or his Chi simply wants him to have it that way, but listen for I won't say it again.. 

Every Woman on this Earth has only X Chromosome, and X is known to Produce Girl, but as it is in her body, it is like Hot Water and it is not Tea then, you need to infect or spike it with Beverage for it to become Tea. 

(chromosomes in humans (the other is the Y chromosome). The sex chromosomes form one of the 23 pairs of human chromosomes in each cell. The X chromosome spans about 155 million DNA building blocks (base pairs) and represents approximately 5 percent of the total DNA in cells.) 

Every man has XY chromosome, the Y in males Chromosome is the one that produces Male child and because we Male believe that Ladies comes first, we even open door for them to go first, even in Church we allow our wives to go ahead and we follow behind, same thing we do before Birth, when a Man release that which is in his waist to the woman, the two EGGS set out to go and meet the X of the wife, then the Y always wait for Ladies which is X go first, but they never knew that the race has only one price and position, so if the X goes out first and meet the other X, you have a Female, then when the Y will finish admiring the movement of the X, he will arrive late and the Door is closed. 

Unless some Men who are stubborn and who refuse to accept that Parlance of Ladies first, that's when they move faster and fertilize the X of the woman and a male is produced. 

The SEX of a baby is never the call of a woman, if she like, she can sleep in a Night Vigil or Native Doctors house, the Onus and the call is on the Man who has the final say to inject the product of his choice into the Lady. 

As I was at this stage, I saw that he is sober and I ask him, now what do you have to say?.

He calmly say, if what you say is truth, which I know you are not giving to telling lies, but this one is Medical and you may have mistaking, but if it is truth, then the Pastors have failed me and many of us, they never told us this, instead they ask us to pray and pay Seed money, child Fixing money, Tithe and many others, that they will pray Male into our wives.. 

Well, some Pastors are smart traders, they can give you ADAKA na onu ENWE, they are not running the race to Heaven, many Pastors don't even believe that there is a place called Heaven, they simply use Pulpit as scamming ground, where they invest every muscle in thier body to preach about Prosperity, they don't care about how many people that makes heaven for they need many familiar faces that will escort them to Hell.

Also many don't know anything about Marriage counseling and they don't want those who are superior in such to teach the congregation because they fear that such will expose thier own flaws in marriage.

Finally, Dear, if there is complaint on Sex of your baby, it is not in the hands of your Wife or Pastor, it is in your hands.. Your wife is like Fridge, what you put inside she will make Cold and bring it out chilled, if you put Coke in her fridge, do not start barking like EKE UKE that you want CRICOT in place of the Coke you inserted.

Pastors can never help you into such prayers without asking you to sow Seed and because You  are stupid, you sow.. 

As if your Father bought you from Supermarket. 

Having said the above, I left him still pondering and went out to have a light Dinner of Yam Porridge mixed with OKRA SOUP, garnished with Egusi Soup and a little Onugbu Soup with Ice Fish, Kpomo, Intestines and light Stock Fish.

Truly Life is vanity, also it doesn't have PART 2,so this Part 1, I will make it worth all the While. 

Ugheli Danda on..

ANAMBRA SOUTHERN GOVERNOR, the 2022 Siege by Mazi Odera POg JP.

Okwodi onye ara na agba ajo egwu, oko iku Ana ako nwanne ya (When a Mad person is dancing Skelewu on public place, the shame won't be his, but his brothers).

Suddenly an election is on the Horizon and a time to seat down on Cushion Chair (Not Couch) and take stock of "Who shall we send" but suddenly odika Ndi South inhaled something hard and nasty for they started shouting... It's our turn, its our turn...

I have talked about it severally, but it seems the weed they grow out there may have been used as Vegetable to cook Onugbu and they eat it without minding the consequence according to the legend of "Agadi Nwanyi na inine".

Well, we know that if one takes out a Tick from a Dog and did not show it to her, she may assume you pinched her, so as I am in a very good mood today, I want to gbaje oso enyem aka to Ndi South.

, after all the legend provides "Oburo so Ozu ka Ana edozi Onu, onye di Ndu kwufie, edozie ya onu" (It is not only the Corpse that gets the Neck straightened, when a living said what is not, you can help and tilt the neck). 

Ndi Anambra South kwenu!!!..

Jide nu ya there.. What gave you people the Moral Fibre to demand for another Tenure, which is the 5th one?, ween others are still at one a piece? 

Let's examine your previous outing and see if there is any basis for you to ask for another chance based on elusive Zonal format, Maka Enu choba igbogbu ani, opue na osisi (Whenever Mushroom wants to Con the Soil, it will grew on a tree trunk). 

After all, oburo Nwa Mbu ejeghi Ije nke abuo agbapu oso.. 

Gov Okwadike IGBOUKWU was given the Mandate and he held it for Anambra South and he did wonderfully well that even his Town decided that he will join Vigilante after his Tenure...

2nd Tenure goes to DR, BARRISTER CHINWOKE MBADINUJU.. He performed so well that even his Kinsmen disassociate selves from him, his performance was untouchable, daring that if one wants to insult any State, you will say "They want to Over take Mbadinuju".

3) Madam Virgy Etiaba, as the Governor she tried to build all the roads at NNEWI and her Tenure was short, but that's the third time a Southern person serve as the Governor. 

4) GOV, Senator, Dr Andy Uba served the 4th Term for the South, and let's not argue about the duration of any, for what counts are ugboro one unu jegolu, which is 4..

The Context is, did they swear you inn as a Governor? 

Carried you with the Cars and Security of a Governor? 

Do you sign anything as a Governor of the state? 

Do you seat at EXCO and call the Shots?. 

That mean you was once a Governor and the 4 names above happened on different dates and time, they are from different towns and clans and they served as Governor. 

Cut a long story in half  Anambra South achigo 4 times... 

CENTRAL one, the one that would've made it 2, the Supreme Court said it never happened, that it can be confined to OKIJA SHRINE. 

ANAMBRA NORTH, did one Tenure and I know after the exercise, they won't pray to go again in such Capacity, but I may be wrong for now.

The going to North and the after effect can be likened to "Udara onye Isi" (The Metaphor of Blind man and his Udara. A Blind Man used his leg and locate Udara by accident, and refused to share, not minding that fetching another with same method is a Mirage),but there are few of them who doesn't operate with same clanish mindset and I call those.. UMU DIANA.. 

So tell me, what gladden the heart of onye South that he or she will want another Tenure, having in mind na fa anyugo nsi na Alter of Governance?.

What South should do as a body is to bring out a Solid Candidate that is saleable, that has Pedigree, that can say  I did this and that and will do this "with acceptable and verifiable record, that way we can chorus that they have qualified men, but telling us to give them the 5th Turn is Anya Ukwu..

I have about 3 over qualified Candidates from South, but if it is down to Turn, then Ogidi dowalu nje .. 

If truly they want another Tenure, they should allow others to do equal to 4, then equation Adizie balance and they can ask for the 5th, that is equity and  Justice. 

The one they went or served , we are still trying to understand what they achieved in singular not to talk of Plural. 

The call for Zoning is a call to Peg us at the boundary of jebe ejebe Adi nma, naba anaba Adi nma.

Mazi Odera POg JP saying that, the best hand should be giving the state to rescue the state. 

Fact Finding....

Day 3 on Ebonyi Community center.. Handed over to CAN.

This is the 3rd Day presentation of my Fact Finding Mission to Abakiliki.. 

My Civic duty is to present Fact as I see them, the conclusion is left for readers to draw. 

What I present can be called MINORITY OPINION and if my angle is not right,I will like to have a more educated angle to wash away my short sightedness. 

Abakiliki Civic Center, sitting or situated next to FLY OVER, at the opposite side of SPERA IN DEO.. 

It was Started and finished, from 2017 and handed over to CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria)... 

The interior finishing is something else... One thing you can take to Bank is that the Government seems to have the fund set aside for any giving project.

 Kudos to the good people of Ebonyi or say the Beneficiary of the Noble projects, including Medical Center...

Now I understand why they celebrate him and praise him on high...

He built an International market, and other development sprang up in Abakiliki, the State Capital, but.. 

Human development is not sighted, anywhere.. 

Business Development is not on the table.. 

Making a Friendly and attractive terms for Investors, starting with bringing into the state a convinient atmosphere for Trade and Commerce which will impact the lives and living, should be next on table of consideration, for that should work Hand in glove with the Structural lift. 

In all I would say that Ebonyi has shown sign of developing, but I still have a Phobia, which is stemmed from..

China went to many African Countries and invested, the people at the time China started building Roads, Light, Rails where so happy that Messiah has come to rescue them.

By the time CHINESE finish building thier Country, the Citizens realised they are now second class Citizens in thier own Country, that China has come to Recolonize them.

Chinese took away the Jobs, they took away the freedom, they set the perimeter that the Citizens cannot cross, they became the Lord and the Citizens the subjected captives. 

It stayed that way because for the period the investment or say Financial aide of the Chinese prevail, they are totally bound with fetters of IRON and that reminds me of an Igbo saying which provides, instead to carry me at your back and my legs are hitting ground,trailing with bruises, kindly leave me to trek at my own Pace, in peace. 

That the help they thought they see is actually the price of buying them off Freedom into great Bondage which in igbo parlence, it provides "Nwata Nwe Ewu na Aji" (A child claim to ownership of a Goat, is limited to touching and feeling the Body). 

That same fear keep arising around me when I look at the growth of ABAKILIKI, with what I saw in the neighborhood of the Seat of Power, next to Governor's Lodge.. 

Maka ikwelu mmadu ogodo onye amu Ibi (tying Loon cloth for a man with Elephantiasis of the scotrum), which ever way he walks the scar and fear makes him subjective. 

Maybe because I am Sceptical in nature, maybe because I love to see my i dotted and my t crossed, that may be my problem of seeing above the surface. 

I don't believe in the saying which provides "Rapu ife edelu na Motor, banye Motor" (Never mind the Inscription on a Vehicle, board it...)

 I don't subscribe to it because if what is written on it is.. Ambulance, or Hearse, it will definitely park at Mortuary or Emergency Ward, and I have no business with any of that. 

I am Mindful of who pays the Piper because I want to know ife Oja na ekwu all the time. 

My hands are Akimbo while I wants to ascertain that, what goes around as DEVELOPMENT in Ebonyi is free of mortgage and not a painted sepulcher or Greek gift. 

My Uncle will say "I am looking for a wife, but not the one that is breast feeding", I want a developed Alaigbo but not the one that comes in China guise. 

I believe in the saying that provides , TRUST but Verify and I intend to do just that, because once beating, Twice you can't survive to even be Shy.

My Fear, my torment is, if Herdsmen should have the boldness to have settlement within the Compound of the Governor's Lodge, then how can I say  there are places that is out of bound for them?.

If it is innocent mistake on the Path of the Government, then it shows they should be tutored on the saying "Prevention is cheaper than Cure ", I know that, Like play like play, Butterfly will enter Bush ".

Just a Crystal assurance that the progressive movement at Abakiliki is from the brows of the state and not hand of Esau and Voice of Jacob, that and I will become a Disciples that sing the praises. 

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