As the Elders admonished, na Ukwu na eje wam wam, Anya na afu fiam fiam na afu ya (When a Crook makes his Move, a Crooked Eye will follow with detail).
Just when Mkpisi Ndi Egede entered the compound of IFEOMA the Widow, the one living next to the Stream by 11 PM, which he knew that the day is dawn and having the Village setting to contend with, no normal person will be up and about at that unholy hour.
He knew that Afia nacha, Udene enwelu Odu (When Village Market closes, Vultures will start thier scavenging).
As he whistle the usual tune, the response from within wasn't coming, then he changed the tone and send the second Whispers, yet not even a response, within the mind of Mkpisi, he can't walk all that distance and chicken out just because he can't get a resultant response, so he took the third Option...
After he landed in the compound having scaled the Fence with the help of UBE TREE that protruded from inside to outside, that was when he heard the communal noise of ascension, as Okenye, he simply uses his IQ to make deductions and understand that any PICK UP TRUCK that is carrying one Person in the Bucket Seat, is fully loaded, if you want to Seat in that Front Seat, you have to chase the current occupant to the Back of the Truck.
So Mkpisi knowing fully well that whoever that is inside will man up and come out because there is no Wardrobe to hide , no spare room to take refuge, so Mkpisi called in low tone "Enyim puta na Landlord abiago", as the door opened and it was Odumodu Igada aga... Both Odumodu and Mkpisi always play the role of VILLAGE GOOD MEN, during the day, they are embodiment of Holiness, so for both to caught each other at the Unholy hour at unholy place with unholy intention and unholy act, was enough lesson for them to pretend that it was just a dream.
As Mkpisi said to Odumodu, I went to your House searching for you and my Decanter told me where you are, so I came calling because we have a lot to discuss, that was exact moment Igadaga the Odumodu responded "Actually, my OGU Ndi Eje ife told me you will be looking for me, so I decided to rest out of my house, but how I landed here is what I can't understand, maybe that new Nza prepared by Ogirisi is faulted and may have malfunctioned to have landed me here".
As both left the house through the gate, Odumodu asked Mkpisi...
MKPISI NDI EGEDE, what exactly is the game plan for 2021, has the gods said anything about 2021 IKEJI....
Mkpisi on his own responded, I have no right to discuss the position of the gods.But we can chat straight up as friends in a NO HOLD BAR fashion...
Here was the discussion...
Odumodu Igada aga, continue bringing names of Aspirants he think are in the Race and Mkpisi will evaluate..
Mkpisi who do you think is more fitted to wear the Crown...
Odumodu, give me the names of your candidates and I will be frank as usual...
What is the Chances of Nke na ARU PROJECT...
Mkpisi response... He is good, he can be great, but...
The Families that will wrestle him from "LAND OF AMAKAM IFE" are more determined than outside FORCES... PLUS PDP may like to open books of Ife emelu na Previous elections...
So his Chances will be better after he may have finished as the NEXT SENATOR of SOUTH..
If my opinion is sampled, I will advise he wait for next dispensation, but as we know, Ndi Ndoro Ndoro na Ekwe isi ga..
How about EMEKA ETIE ADA..?..
If you ask me, he will Have a great POSTER, a good Campaign but he won't spring any surprise.. Plus he has no regards to NDI EGEDE.. He sat on the Seat of the King even though it was by Proxy, but the brief stay provides "Nwa Okuko ebeghi ebe, nyuchika Akpana na Uzo, okuzie Akwu, onyua Otolo" (A Bird that did not perch well and throw faeces all over, if the Bird build a Nest, that means She will Make a Shit Dump).
Couple with Dibia gburu onye gworu ya Ogwu, Ndi na ako ya Nsi, fa agwugo? "(The man that killed his Witch Doctor did not remember that his Enemies are not into extinct).
How about OBI nke be OKONKWO?..
Who?.. Ona azo Election?
How about Onye akpalu Ocha, orue mgbe akpalu ya oburu Ogu jebe Television ?..
HMMMMM.... Ife nma na eme Obo, ka Obo ga eme Nma...
Ife onye ji atu, ka eji aturu ya (The Cup one uses to measure, shall be used to measure his portion).
If you ask me, I will tell you that he should finish his Tenure na Mgbago, that way many people he offended over previous Politking would soften, Maka na enye cha analukwa na ese Ezigbo okwu(Give and take back always have a way to ignite anger), but now as it is... Aga eri Nya bu ona ma Chi ga efo ..
Kedu Maka "It is not Broken, no need for fixing"...
He is a sad tale and bad sale, he can't fix what is not broken, plus on which platform will he stand?..
If he wants to stand on platform of Ekperima, they have removed Rug under him and he won't even win the Chairman of his Umunna, oburuzie nke ANAMBARA?.
Nkeafu Amaro Politiks, he lost it the day they gave him Manager of Restaurant and he accepted... They have chronicled the failure as one of the Key points of ruining him...
Plus, they have concluded the plans to sale the Restaurant and the Slogan will be "HE DIDN'T EVEN FIX OUR RESTAURANT, HE SOLD IT.. SO HE CAN ALSO SALE THE STATE..
Couple with his shoulder is always puffed as if the road to Heaven starts from his House.
How about the Young Philanthropist with large heart..?..
He has the Heart to do it, He is a Moon.
He has the resolution to achieve the unimaginable... But under which platform is he going to Swing it?..
Where he is standing now is like one standing at EVIL FOREST and contesting for ONOWU of a Town.
If he move over to IKENGA, that Table of Ikenga adigo fully loaded, so it is circumstance amaghi ife aga eme.
How about the Nwanyi Nwelu Midas Touch!!..
Asim kwuo, asim ka onosie Ike na OKA Iwu... Maka na Ndi Muo Anambara achobero ka NWANYI kpue Ajo Ofia NNEWI.
Ana etolu IGBA EZE ETOLU..
How about EKPERIMA PARTY weputa Mmadu , zosie ochichia Ike?..
Nmanwu Ukwuru jelu Akwa na UNUBI, rue ewelu ogwu kosasiaya isi, onye Oja welu jua ya.. Ayaka, anyi ga ejezikwo Unubi Ozo... (A MASQUERADE from Ukwuru went to Burial at Unubi Town, and they donated different kinds of AJU, Akwukwu for him, then his OJA person ask him, are we coming for the upper week burial in same town?.. He answered, let me Survive the present one first).
His answer was.. Ka Nya na go di nke Nya jelu eje..
How about the Farmer with Obi Ume ani?..
He has what it takes..... The contest will have him sparring with ONYE EGO.. the one that was baptized in Ardent Poverty but he wrestled Poverty to the Grass and BUTE IKE in excess...
I mean the Man who is OBA EJI EKE EGO na ORUMBA..
FA NA ABO ga agba FINALS, if you ask me, but as you did not ask me, let me keep my peace.
How about the Gentle Senator?..
He has Umunne na Umunna ekweghi ya nua mmiri, togbo iko and ochuchu kariri na Uzo fa .
Okay, Mkpisi Ndi Egede, how about Nke na eme ka EXPRESS ROAD DI SAFE, mgbe Nwa?..
Emmmmmmm, if truly we want quality and not quantity, that Dude, OBA EJI EKE EGO NA ORUMBA, FARMER WITH OBI UME ANI are the real deal, but as you know..
IKEJI ANAMBRA STATE is not for those who doesnt have Pillars of MONEY,but ka anyi na eje na Ubi, ka JI na OKA na aka.
At this point, both Odumodu and Mkpisi has reached the JUNCTION that seperate each other houses, and knowing that, this Discussion is for INITIATES, they Chop 3 back hand greetings and concluded... Di anyi, ifurom na abania, munwa afuro gi, ka ife riri utala racha ofe (We actually did not see this Night, let whatever happen stay where it happened).
Above is the discussion for the Initiates as chronicled by PEN OF THE gods and if one puts ear to the ground, the person must hear Ugheli Danda.
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