Ministration to Youths...

 BACHELOR'S hear me, maka esim Oru Bata by Last Born.

Ichoro Udo, ezi Udo, Udo Nke zuru Oke?, kwe ka jisos Bata na Obi gi.. Njo gi ka oga ebupu, abali ghoro gi efife, Njo gi ka oga ebupu, abali ghorogi efife eeee.....

I Come to you Brethren, Bachelors and our Future replacement in Culture and living, i come with good news that is bitter and sounding Whacky, but taste it and see the Greatness..

DO NOT IF YOU WANT A PEACEFUL and GOD abiding MARRAIGE..

1) Do not marry any Lady that always fraternize with SLAY Queens . 

The legend of Show me your friends and I will tell you who you are is real, after all birds of a feather plummage together.. 

Beware of A Lady Who trust on her Look, who pride on her beauty and not on her Brian.

She will be a Heart attack designed to open your life to treachery.

Many have beauty without Sense, so they reason through the wrong end. 

2) Avoid any Girl that can't cook, if she didn't learn from her Mother's Kitchen, refused to learn as a Student, and if she went to Tertiary and yet did not Learn, definitely she can't Cook again and can't learn from your house because, not you or Cook will train her, but if you insist just carry your Cross alone and don't think it is some people  planting confusion in your house, just know you married Disaster.

If your wife is not working or trading but you have a cook, you are ezigbote Stupid.. If she is working then she needs help for tears and wears but if she is not, na you dey stupid...if she insist just marry the Maid  as second wife as she is ready to be a wife. 

If you have daughters, no matter the age and you have Maid, ibu ezigbote Mpama because your wife is not planning on raising wife materials, your daughters will end up to serve as Nna ga anu. 

3) Any Lady that is not working, trading or have Visible source of Livelihood, but have two Phones which the Price is 2 years wages of Any Salary Earner, honestly the Girl live with her Private Parts as her Shop, don't think she will stop her Cleavage Business because she married you or married even an Angel.

The only thing she thinks of you is just a retirement home or insurance or ATM , plus if you are one of those who care more about DNA of your Children, don't say you are not informed in Advance, all your kids will have foreign DNA. 

4) Any Lady that can't say "I am sorry" won't take care of FAMILY, women are home makers and managers but some are natural Kitikpa, so if she cant apologize with a convincing "I am sorry" don't think she will later learn how to be left handed at old age, such don't even want to hear the counsel of your Mother as she didn't hear that of hers. 

5) If you and your Fiancee are NIGHT CRAWLERS, don't worry, you will have so many Uncles, Cousins you haven't meet and won't met, but will always meet your wife both inside your house or outside and your Children, sorry let me rephrase, you should be addressing KIDS in your house as "Children living in my house" as they are Ora nye aka.

Why am I this blunt?, because most of the girls one sees this days think that marriage is Nollywood, they want everything to suit them, the rate of Divorce is alarming and how they waste lives of Husband's so they can be incomplete control of the house and turn the house to brothel after she gladly buried but not mourn the Husband, therefore ugwu muta igbaji Ukwu, we the Masculine should learn to rest at intervals.

Most girls today have joined WIDOWS CLUB, majority of the membership can't swear they don't know what killed the Man, so whenever you see or hear your wife keeping certain companies of Ladies either you let her go or you dig your grave because it must end in "He died of..." Heaven protect those who protect selves. 

Listen Young man, the reigning things now is for your Fiancee and her friends to be lodged in a Hotel in a pre wedding bridal shower  or whatever mumbo Jumbo it is called, but at your expense, some of you don't have the money and you go to extra length to borrow or get the money to impress her with her friends, listen here young man, that same woman will call you names including Ngwuro if after the marriage and you can't provide for the family, because you used what should form family Cushion to entertain others to show you are good Spouse.

Simply cut your Coat according to your cloth, not according to your Size. If the cloth you have is 2 Yards and Coat demands 5 Yards, just use the 2 Yards to sew Monkey Jacket and face front.

If your spouse has never asked you how is business or work, how are you providing for your parents but she always has financial demands, but never discussed on how she will work or trade to have an independent life.. Well, that's a Cry for help that she won't be a plus but a minus and don't think after marriage she will become a helper, she did not come to help period.. Just know it and have peace.

If your spouse is in the business of always suspecting you, every time she will search your phone and listen to your calls, that one is very simple, just make a Law that in your house, there won't be ever Password On any phone and that every calls must be on speaker, then every night both of you shall exchange phone to check each other's, but she should know the implications.. 

If she caught you cheating, you go back to your Father's house and if you caught her, she goes back home too. But if it is such that she is the one that runs away from house for any reason, there will be vacancy and many Men don't like Voids within.

On your wedding, slash your spending down to what you can afford and never depend on Committee of friends, because most committee are contributing more than funds, they contribute Children too and some of you don't have liver to live with Children as they come.

Whenever a Cousin you don't know or a uncle you haven't met come to your house, no need to pretend, no need to be black mailed with tears or accusation that "don't you trust me", just pick your phone and call her Family member that you know to be sincere and ask how related they are with the suspect, I am saying this because ifere ka eji eri Nsi (One eats Poison because of shame, but to avoid eating poison, you damn shame and speak out, let there be instant anger than you resting in pieces inside Grave). Beside your house is not guest house, the person will have to go to Hotel at personal expense, if the wife insist, she will join the Cousin in a Hotel at their expense, it doesn't matter if the person is male or female, some girls of this days are BI SEXUALS and you and another woman will be doing your Wife, after birth, iniquity will wear uniform in your house. 

I am Last Born Mpa Nnukwu and I come with message of restoration to Families, that you don't like it means nothing to me, just accept it with good faith or I shove it down your throat with smile and tender heart. 

MNE, SAGG, DOI, AAAEOEL, NCKNA, MOWNSE, Mazi Odera POg JP, a Voice with Baseball Bat.