GIDIGBAM GIDIGBAM POLITICS..

 Xraying the Meanness of POLITICIANS before you go Neck deep by LBMN.

Welcome to Sunday at the curve end of the Year and close to Anambra Guber.

Today, I will tupenyegi gi Azu maka ejerum Oru..

I have heard many people telling us about the ills of Parties , how one was a Bad Coin because of his Brother, how the other is a debtor, how the other don't keep to his Promsie, how another can't build a Project that fund was donated to bring to reality, how another will Con away the patrimony of the state... 

The truth is, it is not about the parties, after all our parties in Nigeria do not have Manifestos, they don't have ideas, they don't have belief like it is in other Nations, where Republicans have a mindset as goal and they don't deviate, Democrats have a way of life too but here our Parties are like our Banks, either they kept stealing silently from you or they keep givining you alerts that may appear small but multipled into numbers, you see that EFCC are dumb not to have swept away Bankers for Original 419,but let's move on.. 

In a state of what next, I sat at the brook of Omabala River with a bottle of Local Brew sitting by the trunk beside me, while I evaluate our Politics and the players and it seems na Calabar Branch mmadu anoro ya...

I can tell us that none of them is a Saint or better than each other, they can be analyzed with the difference between "Welu Ogburi manye Ewu and Welu Ewu manye Ogburi" (Take this Rope and tether that Goat or take that Goat and tether her with the Rope) , some are subtle but lethal when they grab what they pursue which is unsupervised power inherent in a Governor just in Nigeria .

 Some pretend as if all was well, then after they Won they will open back the Chapter of the Book of ingrate that I saw first in 2014, that made me to throw away the book that said "Do not bite the Finger that Fed you" as then, not only did one bite the Finger that Fed him, he made Suya of all hands that prepared the Delicacy...

 Then I know that POWER is like Mkpuru mmiri which makes the taker to sail on Utopian waters, the beneficiary is under influence which evaporates right after election and those who form perimeter around him move on to the Next winner, but that is by the way..

Many of this Candidates promise you good Governance, but I Mazi Odera POg JP can tell you with OFO on my Right hand and ANUNUEBE on my left that they may be worst than the out going or same thing or kwanu with same pedigree, forget all the Political Mastubartion, it is exercise in perfected treachery..

If you have done Gentleman agreement with any of them and they didn't pay you upfront, just watch them start showing you how untrustworthy they are as if it is in born, then you imagine how can one who can't pay you debt that is less than what they give to a girl for a night spin, how that person will carry out any of the promises made to communities?.

They don't care about the outcome, they don't think you deserved to be paid for work done, they believe they have the right to screw you and it get worse than many of them know how Sorry it is to Owe somebody who don't faint or scram when push comes to shove, so imagine if they can owe Mazi Odera knowing fully well that even if it takes 10 years they must pay with interest. 

To them they are smart by half and can get away with whatever including debt, they don't consider that there are PEOPLE even Devil can not owe or his Kingdom will witness the kind of upheaval never heard in history, but some of this Candidates simply think they can get away with anything and everything,as if only in their house do we see the Rising and Setting of the Sun.. 

Unless they have other ulterior motives including plan to shed my blood to avoid paying the debt, but they know na onye Ugwo Nusia Ogu, okwua Ugwo oji welu ralu ura.. But at that, they will Meet Arch Angels seconded to be on my Details by Mpa Nnukwu and those who discuss bad plans about me sees their Children become Victims of Divine ailments, so why wrestling with whirlwind? .

Yet, many have the mind to owe me and you think they will fulfill a single thing they made as campaign promises ?. 

Listen, they don't lie because they need the Vote, they lie because they see the electorate as Cheaper commodity, who can't ask questions nor seek revenge or Vote against them in future... K.O Mbadiwe said "First fool no be fool, na second fool be proper foolish" but Mazi Odera said, screw him once and your Ways can never be the same as he will make sure you screw less. 

See most of the Candidates ?.. the difference between them is same difference between the primaries that produced them, all rigged but in diverse way and different method, but none was transparently executed, either it was a Hoax or outright robbery but don't tell me that any of them has the masses at heart.

To them the content of their manifesto is like Boardmaths that serve only for EXAM, never to be visited again after school. 

Like a Girl of Marriage age, she does everything right to attract a man, but after marriage, she bring out her colors in 4D and dare the Husband. 

If none can pay wages of those who do the heavy lifting, just be assured that they don't owe you even apology after election, and read my lips now, once the election is over, they cut you off like Bad coin, your number become irritating Vibe, until Next election which they know you will come back and get screwed again and you  go away again to mourn, just because we drool for Nearness than Reality.

The above reasons made me to dread DENOMINATIONAL politics where Bishops threw up candidates and expect us not to question them, just accept them and whatever bad deal they brought as if they are Jesus...even Jesus was questioned with "is that not Carpenters Son?". 

Asking me who then shall we Vote for, I get confused if we should do Turubom Turubom, turu ogirisi before we Vote on who the Lot shall cast Upon, because Nma di nko enwero isi, Nke nwelu isi adiro nko and the Churches, the Igwes have their Knees on our Necks making us to see what is not there as what is right for us, even while we cry that we can't breath, they kept the pressure mounting, what they know is onye Chiba ekonye Photo ya..

Have we also considered the amount of money spent to get one elected?..

 Do we think the money won't be recovered with interest?.. I know the outgoing Governor said he spent 15 Billion Naira to Built Okwabe Ikwube that is leaking water like thatch house right from day one and not strong enough to carry Trailer, it was so awkward that they have to place Barrier on all crossing, whereas the one built by Last Governor at NKPOR at far far far below cost carries even Train like weight and no shaking, so extortion has crept into Government with Venom.

The Security Vote was madly High and unaccountable, yet every other cost of Governance were pushed far above reality because the Masses force them to spend our 4 years in lieu, so they paid us in advance and dividend become a mirage and recouping suffice .

I know we shall wait for them at the Pooling Booths , so they can pay us to Vote for them, sure they will borrow money and pay us and you see those Roads you want them to Tar?.. They will promise to do so on second tenure because the first tenure will be to recover the money spent buying Votes and if I hear pim from us especially those who took money to cast Vote, I will send THUNDER to do the Magic.

They borrowed money even from Shylock to prosecute the election, not even the Bishops will lend them one Kobo which will provide reasons they are hanging around them, so the lenders wants both interest and Capital back before you start developing anything and that's why they failed. 

Mine is to tell us the truth we hate to hear and yours is to throw tantrum, but we are the cause of our Woes.

In 2013 somebody asked a question "Are we cursed or we are the cause?".. Now I can answer that, We are the cause of our Curses.

I am Mazi Odera POg JP.