POLITICAL OFANCHA by DOI.

In Politics there is what my Old man call OFANCHA, that word he usually use when a Nonenetity, Wannabe provoked him, and when he injected OFANCHA, which is usually used to qualify misfit, unfit and is disdain, the Catch phrase stand for Onu fancha ka Ana Ekwu ( Is he one of them too?) and my Old Woman will say OKPO FA NDI AZU (Cat fish even count self among fish).

I know even in classes, there are dull brains, death brains that will enter examination even when he or her knew that she can't write her name without copying, some may copy other person name in place of her own, because she doesn't know how to scribe her own, some will write JAMB just because others are writing as well, but they knew that even miracle will not make them pass, so one just wonder, why not simply find your square root right from the word GO?.

There are some Politicians that are contesting for positions, I simply wonder if they truly have sense or they enjoy the noise associated with the period?.

Many of them cannot Vote for self in a contest, the family can't vote for them as well, rather they will say Chukwu aju.

Some even the campaign team tagged them GOD FORBID, because they knew a disaster when they see one.

I am looking at Anambra electorate and especially our Wannabe leaders and I simply ask, does it mean they don't have somebody who tells them the truth?.

Your Dad may have tested the Political terrain but ka Okeke jesiri Army, kedu Boot ojiri jee?.

You wants to be popular, fine but you can't get popularity by chasing illusion, you don't have the capacity to win Kindred Chairman but you want to contest for FEDERAL or State house? Forget the party, because this election must seperate boys from Men, we don't care about Political Pedestral but individual might and pedigree.

If Party is determinant, then PETER the ROCK Obi won't be the Bride of the Nation that he is, he is toasted and flaunted because onwelu ya, so standing on his platform but you are damaged goods won't take you above your limit, even Peter will not want to have Team of Ndi Mgbu, he will want men and women who is sound all round, so stop hiding under PETERS party and hoping that ijebego because idasia election, ijua ma onwelu part 2.

Some of you believe that on election day, they share money but let me break it down for you, Nigerians are now awake to the extent that Primaries of sundry parties show what is obtainable, most of them bribed over 100K People but got only 5 Votes and Heaven won't fall.

Just sit down under any tree by your house or stroll to bank of a River and sit on Nwanyi noduru okwu and ask self, what can I campaign with?.

How many people have benefited from me, if not momentary then with connections.

How many times have you served your community and have an impeccable record?.

How did you fair at your workplace, that people can testify that you are a marvel?.

Why is Mazi Odera sounding like this? Because he will bring out his Decanter for the election which he will balance on his right, then Anunuebe on the left and being surrounded by ichekwuriche I will be naming the political shame in Anambra, and while doing that be rest assured that if you look at me with bad feeling, you just incurred the wrath of Mpa Nnukwu and he handed my earthly affairs to 7 Arch Angels who like to fight more than me, just do the MATHS for your health.

Icholu izo ochichi mana ibu ezigbote Ekperima, ibu esorum guzue and you think Anambra will continue to do iwelu nkea iriem ego which at the end of the day, we send a Cripple to a 100 meter Dash, emesia asi na anyi nwelu Representative, enough of ifelu Aeroplane bye bye.

Okwo na this election, anyi GA Ata ya ofu Ukwa, ofu aki, just know na adirom agbalu Ekperima afa, that I stay under Bitter Cola tree, munch the child and spit out in disgust while I say na ona Enu ezigbote inu.

I am Last Born Mpa Nnukwu and current PRO  Asi ka Akuwaisa, anyi akuwasia.

Ome ka odimma na Alaigbo.

Ofu onye na eme Crusade as guest speaker and as Congregation.

Ofu onye Bicycle na Agba Abuja ka Sienna.

I come in Piss as peace is now elusive... Pog