Nigeria at 60

 HAPPY 60 YEARS DEPENDENT by Obele Nwa Mpa NNUKWU. 

Join me to celebrate our 60 years on Dependent status of this NOTION,I never said Nation, so you won't think I smoke some Weed. 

We must celebrate that for 60 Years we are still suckling, we have risen by figment of over bloated imagination as the rest of Africa mistook us for Giant and gave us the Courtesy, but when they discovered that we are Giant Body with mosquito legs, even Ghana decided to climb us, screw us, come down and made us use our tongue to wipe out the ejaculated semen. 

Can we not celebrate the Political misnomer we practice even on state level, where we turned Elective position into duru Kam duru, where we Vote along Tribal Divide mixed with religious leaning, that's the only way we always made sure we never rose above mediocre. 

Now we have opted for Zoning, same Zoning that put my state in a mistake which we pray must be corrected and we want to correct same by repeating same process?. 

All I have seen on advertorial is "a Qualified this and that needed", I have never seen advertorial that said "an Accountant needed must be this Tribe or that, the search is for a well qualified candidate, but in Politics, we want our future handed over to sentiments and later we pray that God will save us... 

I can only say, God should increase our pains since we refused to use our brains.. Moving on.. 

I am really ready to celebrate our fiefdom, our wandering in idiocy and our plan less future, we love to depend of Nations that are supposed to come to us with Beggars Bowls and with bended knees just to get favor from us as Oil producing Nation, sorry, I made error, we are not Oil producing as we have no technology to produce oil, we are Oil Located Nation by proxy, after all it is  British that explore our oil many years after we ejected them, though our fathers that did the Ejection did so with pure mind thinking thier Children would survive as Independent entity, little did they know that they handed a Nation down to minions. 

The days of our Father's who fought the British Brutal Invaders, they dot i, they cross T but in our own, we borrowed i from China, buy T from Britain on credit, not as if we don't have people that can give us undented alphabets but because they have a mark of the redeemed on thier forehead, they have abundant grace that makes way for them, even makes an invisible bridge for them across River Nile, the rest resolved that, instead to allow them led the nation 40 days into independent, they choose to wander 400 Years into Labyrinth just with hope and wishes that the race with Mark of divinity may all be wiped away along the wrong and long route. 

It is shocking that, while the meaningless procession is ongoing, the same unwanted people are the ones who brought the daily needs to endure the self inflicted tortuous journey, yet the herd mentality of the beneficiaries never allowed them to understand that the continual moving in circle and in bondage can end when the right leadership are enthroned. 

There was once in a certain State East of the Lopsided Notion or let's call her a Nation in error, the state was embodiment of ills just like the present day Nation, the bridangate was a Notch Higher as the pillars of Evil held the state in great strangulation Choke, growth was a thing of the past, living become expensive commodity, the whole structure was on faulty foundation and Hope of state became Hopeless.. 

The state was rightly named HOME FOR ALL IMPUNITY and no redemption on sight, the rich became target from the masquerading unlettered bunch of Village Champions that took over powers with the forces of Decanter. 

The poor were made the stepping carpets and even religion were caged with fetters of Iron and Shackles meant for the captives, it was accepted as the fate of the people of the state... 

But just on a good day, while the saints were praying and asking God why he abandoned us, why we are living with the grace of the Devil...

 That was the days the Ecclesiastical Men of Collars has the miem and charisma of Shepherds. 

The answers to the prayers was a Silent Voice that came with a question that was meek but poised, it asked "Are we Cursed or we are the Cause?". 

That became a home work, because put the question on a balance and it was Apt, place it on TV it was Epic. 

The austerity of Good  Omen can only happen if we are cursed, yes, the happenstances point to a fact that we may have swallowed some Cursed tablets, so if one said we are Cursed then, it wasn't a wrong answer, but a sight from another prism. 

But the Man who asked the question wasn't done, he never concluded that we are cursed, he brought inn a caveat which cushioned the reality, he simply emphasized on "Or are we the Cause", that shone some semblance of hopeful light on our trauma. 

Nobody attempted answering the question, with Hands Akimbo the Rich moved the families Overseas for protection, little did they know they have simply send them out of thier own life at old age, as none of those Children trained overseas are ready to come back and care for the parents as they aged and needs caring, the ways of the White Men made them to believe that you have to dump your parents at Old peoples home at old age, not in your home, that way the parents that struggled to put a smile of the faces of those Children will go to grave in regrets. 

Which if you ask me, if you tries to bring your kids back home from Overseas after Education and they started acting super star, just look around you and pick the children of none relatives and including relatives, adopt them, not the kind of Court process, bring them home as your own Children, give them the Love that was reserved for your own Children, you see how you recreated lives and at your Old age, they will be the Pillars that will have your aching back while you rest on and they would've filled the vacuum created by your mistake of children who simply want thier own comfort and careless the fate of the parents.. But I digress.. 

The Man who asked the question, later came out to show we are not cursed, that we are the Cause as he led insolvent state to one that was heraded as LIGHT GIVEN TO THE NATION. 

As we celebrate the 60 years of dependent living, can't we simply ask.. Where is the prophet of "ARE WE CURSED? °. 

One thing is certain, Doctors can't perform surgical procedures on a patient if the person is not brought to medical theatre, as that is submission to the blade of the Doctor, if you resist and or refuse to enter the theatre, your demise is guaranteed and the Doctor will still do Ward round with smiles. 

Nigeria can be rescued, but only if we hand her over to those who are the Cure as they know the Cause are not curses. 

I am Mazi Odera POg JP, Last Born Mpa Nnukwu and Special Adviser on Good Governance saying Happy Dependent anniversary for the last time.. We need to be Independent and I so move.. 

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