Jokers of Politics..

 IJEBEGO 2021, the Lullaby by Mkpisi Ndi Egede.

Good Morning Ndi nwem na Ndi m nwe..

Like my old man will admonish "Nwam inwelu onu Ike, agbakwoluna Ekperima afa" (My Son you have a Voice that vibrate like a Gong, don't divine for a Criminal as your Divination will be heard outside the Coven).

Oyim Akam agwagi bu Ajo Oyi, mana agwalum gi, bu Ezi oyi (My Friend I wanted to warn you is bad friendship, but I told you is real friendship ).

Okuko ga Abu Oke ga esi na eju (A Cock is formed from abnitio, not with surgery after birth).

I am LAST BORN MPA NNUKWU and I come with Redemption news, especially to Aspirants Ndi Ojebego?..

Some of you may jump out into the race to become the Governor because they heard na Security Vote Governor bu around 2.5 Billion, even that of First Lady is more than many of them have seen in one rump, so they prefer to play the Bet Naija called Gubernatorial ASPIRATION. 

Some have past glory, they want to live the rest of life in total affluence at the NEST of the state , but come with me for ejelum Oru, jee Igbo and I am a Man who picked a nut from under the Spiritual Ugoro tree, chew same and spat out with disgusting fury and shout to the Tree, your fruit is extremely bitter..English will say it with better Euphemism, they will coin a coded line like this "That is Agricultural instrument" but Mazi Odera will refuse to address subject as such, instead he will say"That is Shovel/Spade which is the actual name, calling it agricultural instrument is just trying to place a Golden Feather on Defecate. 

Nobody is asking you not to aspire to be a Governor it is your fundamental right na OYIBO, same way to be the Igwe of your town is your fundamental right, but in reality your town may look at you and decide na ibu ezigbo Ekperima that can't near the crown.. Moving on to Ojebego Aspirants, Infact many prophets has seen it clean clear that you are the Next Governor, and they even swear that if it is not so, just know that it is not God who called them, you believe them.. Just know they tell you what you wants to hear, so you can part with what they wanted.. Your money after all adiro enye receipt na ego Politics. 

Well if they are sure about the calling , if they so much trust in thier vision, just ask them to invest on the prophesy, demand  He or she to sponsor your Poster in his Town, spend a little in your favor..

 On your side  don't drop Kobo after your visit, assure him that on your swear inn and reign , He shall be rewarded like no other.. See if his face will not frown like onye Agwo turu..

Incase you have not noticed it, listening to many God of men you will understand that God's blessing is for sale, they will hype it that Solomon gave 1000 Cattles and God blessed him, that Abram gave his son.. None will tell you that Moses gave nothing to become the leader of Isreal, David not even one squirrel was sacrificed for him to. Become King, Samuel the Prophet of all Prophets did not give common Bread and he was established, Elijah did not give Kpanakwukwu but he went straight to God in heaven with his Human body, his replacement called Elisha did not give even Toro melu Nkwocha and he posses 7 times the power of his Master. 

Joseph the dreamer did not offer lizard but he was made Prime minister... All the above clearly are missing from the books of seers in Nigeria. 

But moving on..

Many groups will tell you none is like you, that once you come out, others will run inside because you are the most qualified, and you believe them?..

You go to Igwe or stakeholder and he endorse you, same way any who find his way to his house get same endorsement and the endorser get same envelope..called Endorsement fee.. 

Now hear me, stop wasting your money.. You can't even know where they held party primaries, if you don't have grassroot leverage, Political fraternity and wealth of Political hurtings..

Politics is not try your luck today, it was way back but bitter lessons learnt.. Now it's like playing Football, every team knows who is the Goal getter, that is why they always lay passes to such player even when it seems another is positioned to score, but trust and confidence reposed on a player counts, so such strikers always adorn strikers jersey and position because Ono na iru ogu..

Come with me, if a team bought a striker who is not familiar with the Home team they will play, he will be marking time on the pitch, but a tested veteran knows all the players and the play they will make, so whenever he sees ball on the Air, he knew which of the defender will go for Airial battle and the one who will go with elbow aiming for your neck, it is called expirience.. 

If there are no MEN around your campaign Team, who will look at you and criticize you badly, who will always see the wrong you are doing and not rights, who refused to call you "THE INCOMING GOVERNOR, who can't call you His Excellency, who cannot say" IJEBEGO ", just scrap that which you call team for they are Ndi Nnapu..

It is those people who look hard at your wrongs will push you to finish line, they will tell you the truth that will break your heart, not because they hate you but because they want to make you face reality.

As for me, I don't work for anybody and I have bad attitude because I can take your Money and tell you na idasia ikuwasia isi and if you allow me I will give you unbias analysis on why you must fail, not because I love to be ugly but because I love to speak truthfully. 

So when I die the Angels will be milling around me with Abu 147. 

 What I am saying is not for me to get around anybody, but to save some people from impending poverty after election, politics in Anambara is tedious, money consuming and you must have many things outside money to get close to it.

Whenever members of your Team shout Ijebego, just ask self, ebea ka Ina eje ife Obu (Where are you going for real? ".

Some mean Ijebego ka Ida as others, some are just blabbing because it makes them to get more money, that's all that matters to them..

When they call you next Governor, they are simply trying to oil the Water pump that supply them water, not because they believe in whatever they are saying.

I have watched some candidates who stand for election proper, the total Votes scored are less than those he paid as Party Agents in his town Wards, meaning, if his agents trusted him enough, they would've voted for him and up the Score.

Some don't even get votes to balance the numbers of Okada shared for the election..

Read my Lips, you might grab a party ticket but your record is not good enough to manage Your Town as PG, you will see the election just like in Black and whiteTelevision ,because people vote now for qualified personnels than partisan corrupted candidates.

Sure, we can write all the analises based of Party performances, grade them to our heart content, but one thing I can guarantee us is that God did not travel , he is still on his throne and will over see once again the affairs of Ndi Nke ya, but our duties are simply to jettison akpiri ogologo, Vote justly and let Obinigwe do the rest.

I don't and won't work on Political Parties, but on the Team who provides workable Candidates who should be a great Moses that will lead the misled out of Egypt and into Canan once again.

We have wandered and it is time we go back to our Jerusalem.

Calculate your age and add it another 8 years strolling in the wilderness, then you will know you have reached your Living Menopause.

Leadership is Not about having wealth, most people that made money are idiots but maybe the parents lived a good life and God decided to reward the children because the same thing that gave you wealth gave others extreme poverty, so it is not about you knowing what to do or your involvement in some Secret places, there are members of same sect Amaro difference between Mmiri ikwo aka, na Nke onunu (They will drink water to wash hand as they can't differentiate it from drinking one).

Last Born Mpa Nnukwu,POg