ERRORS OF EMERGENCY PARENTS  by Mazi Odera.

This advise will hurt,I offer advise that Sting but works well ,stop looking for painted version ..come with me .

I know you can be able to make a girl pregnant, thumb up for you .

You can also get pregnant as a Feminine,clap for self..the question remains,are you a parent or pathetic patient?.

I know there are classes of Parenthood starting from Unfortunate Fathers and Emergency mothers both are now parents and they are bringing out God forbid as children .

When such PLC (PRODUCT OF LEAKING CONDOM) become parents,then Aru have meed nke Ojoo ,because one can't give what he or she don't have,they don't have Parental attributes and can't give one ,,the worst is they are not ready to learn so they have rotten household,but ka Anyi na ejegodi..

Some fathers can provide Sperm to father children but lack Brian to be called a Father,they may be bringing money,infact giving the children more than they actually needed , thinking they are making the life of the Child special instead they Imported doom to the World.

They started giving the children unsupervised monthly upkeep that is higher than monthly salary of a Bank Manager, they buy exam results for him or her , buy him or her a Car even in secondary school, bought the child IPHONE while in secondary school and she dress like Ezigbote Akwuna while in Secondary school and at University her madness takes Oscar .

Another set don't even care if the family eat or starve,they felt every one on his or her own ..moving back on ..

To the father it does not matter ,because the daughter/Son must enjoy like her or his peers and neighbors must know that they are Children of Big Man nsi na ahu .

Sir kindly allow her to rotten like her peers as well so it will dalikwet  ,she can join complete Akwuna not decorated one ,let the Boy serve as Street Junkie and not covered one that will become area joke.

As a Father do you know that Your son or daughter can be like peers ,age mate , generation that are hawking on the road? Learning artisans,working on regular companies without Caveat of the Rich? And understand that making self money is the real life Structure ?.

As a father who is your Childs best friends?,I bet you don't know or care because you are busy ..ibu Nkakwu if you ask me , nothing is more important than getting assured that you can die of old age ,not out of family frustration.

None of your Children knows how to do house chore Because you cluster your house with Maids ,igbanigo ,just know your daughter or son getting married will end in shame as they have no HOME TRAINING and can't raise a home.

Who is the teacher or maybe you refused to visit the school just Incase they started asking for Academic help ,well don't be shy ,you don't know and that's why you send your own to school and if you are too busy for such small stuff ,just know you are building too busy children in your old age ,fa mesia gi ,iga Anu uda ya.

I care about my Children so well that we flow like Boy friend and girl friend ,and they can tell you that when I get angry , it's better I even use Utali on you .

Some of us ji aka anyi gbanyere onwe fa Uchu,you relocated your family OVERSEAS and hoping when you are old they will come back to inherit your property,as if you went back to the village to drag the Nkwu na Ukwa your Dad left behind, Enyi just get self a  burial plans now and retirement home as none of them ga Ene gi nka ,the best is to dump you at old people's home ariri egbuagba gi.

Just make arrangement for Onye ga Erigi Epe, you have lost your generation..period .

My Children can lie to me as grown adult ,I will jokingly let them know that's a lie,I will correct each with kindness and direction,not barking like a dog, it's because I want to hand each over to society as a plus and not a burden.

How can you be giving your undergraduate child a Salary of a Bank manager and think you are doing him or her a favor?.,so when he starts working, what then will impress him or her as wages?.

After graduating,finish Youth service,what kind of Job do you think he or she will be doing that will equal the monthly stipend you used in spoiling the life ?.

Sorry ,I forgot you do not want him to suffer,so he can inherit your wealth ,but can I tell you na idi Nzuzu without apologies ?..he doesn't know how to make money but how to squander it ,because you are his Meal Ticket and he has never toiled ,not once in his life,so when you are sick or aged that you can't be stressing your life again , that will be the time you need attention and love from family,but he or she can't give you any because you did not give them any while they grow and needed a parent,you  rather made them useless.

So before your very eyes ,what they will be doing is to squander your wealth,selling off whatever you acquired and will abandon you in utter agony where you will be groaning "Where did I went wrong ?,I gave them everything they wanted?",you goofed because you would've given to them what they need and not what they wanted .

If you pack wealth for them ,how then do you want them to be useful doing what and for what ?.

The reason you worked hard was to earn money ,if you Dad had left fortune for you ,Ika agho afia (You would've become Useless as well ).

Since the money is already stacked,the only Job you create for them is imaya Mmiri (squander same without mercies).

Your own children do not care if you are the Governor without being a Father,you should father them well with Love and attention,know what they like and what they don't like ,carry them along in what they want to be and not force on them what you want them to be or they will spend time in University without getting educated.

How many times have you driven them to school or walk them to School,so they can GLO like Mkpi agbalu amu as they will be boasting to friends that his Dad dropped them or escorted them , it is not Job of driver or Maid ,as they will naturally be attracted and attached to those who are human and concerned with their growth,not you that is just a MEAL ticket.

Let's not talk about your wife who is a Thick Madam that does nothing who can't even take care of her own family,she will be busy tasting young boys na Añu Mkpuru mmiri,Because you are never available for Conjugal right or you are too tired,so you provide enough money which she uses to buy self another prick that will complete your job ,so I am not bothered with her ,I am worried not Because you are a Bad father or that your kids will abandon you as you abandoned them when they needed supervision of fatherhood.

I am worried because your Generation ga agho afia and it will affect children in the neighborhood and it may affect my Children,so your Nzuzu can't be homely contained.

Ok , Mazi Odera POg let me ask you,my kids don't listen to me ,they rarely listen to what I say ..so what can I do in such Situation?

Emmmm ..well it's just simple,it is how you lay your Bed you sleep on it ,your kids don't listen because when they needed your ears you refused giving it to them and they grow up without a Fathers infulence, now its payback time ,you better abide with Igbo saying "iwelu gbanu gbanu, gwujie Ji,isekpulu Ani gwuputa ya "(While you hurriedly cut your Yam in half while harvesting,you will kneel down to get the half that is inside ground ),you created such a situation,now that you still have the grace to amend,better rush and do penance,if you don't ,when you age badly,that place you call home will become Hell for you and let me tell you , it's better that you fought entire state than fighting your household,agha Uno na eri Dike.

Advise Outside the Box ...you are a very Rich man and you are building a wonderful future for only your family..genti Onyem,you see those your Children who never tasted the Pains of the world ,who do not know how to make money but chop money ?

They will start selling your properties at your old age ,not even when you die,then Obi agbawa gi..just step outside your home and build children that are not yours ,they maybe relations or not ..they are the ones that will take care of you at old age or will form a competing board against your children and they will feel threatened..they will treat you as never expected but your Children grew up with ENTITLEMENT mindset.

Many may not show you the appreciation requisite for such help,but I can tell you that extending help,not just piece meal ,but real help is building a legacy unparalleled.

Good Morning as I am heading to Nwanyi Wheel Barrow at AMAOBIA for a good breakfast of Lice Ofeakwu with Azu fridge,a little Plantain with Moi Moi,small Beans, Spaghetti, Indomie,Kpomo from Stew,Round about from Egusi, liver from Okra and a little Goat head because my Doctor said I should be eating Balanced diet.

I  am Mazi Odera POg JP, Mkpisi Ndi Egede, Minority Opinion writer na South East, Anu ana agba Egbe ona arigo na aritu, Dibia Onu Ike adighi agbalu Ekperima afa, Special ADVISER to any Governor that love good Governance, Asi ka agbalu agbalu osi ka oburu nani ya, Akua Aka egenti Ndi Egede, Nwa Chukwu Ku na aka na onwu agaghi egbunwu ya.