The reason Papa Ifeanyi told Ebuka "if you sleep with Ashawo pay her because you will have erection another day and may also need the same services".
Nobody has monopoly of Wisdom and none has monopoly of Violence, that must have provoked the Guy Man who is Chairman Nna fa bi nime Ofia called Bob Marley when he said "You can fool some people sometime, but you can't fool all the people all the time".
Ikenna said "Fool me once, it's your game but fool me again, I be your Whore".
When my old man said to me "Nwam inwelu Onu Ike, agbakwoluna Ekperima afa" (Son who have a loud voice, do not divine for a criminal because even the neighbors will over heard), I know he is right, that is why I don't talk about the business of igbaramigha that prevails in my state, but a times it gets to ebe ona Afia aru and when it does, the warning of Wole Nwa Soyinka will come to mind "The Man died in him who kept quiet in the face of abomination".
I want to Whisper to our Government from the North, like I advised severally as Special Adviser on Good Governance but without pay, maybe because it cost them nothing, they refused to take the free Golden advise, well agwa nti onughi, ebelu isi, nti esolu (When Ears refused to accept supplication at the severe of the head, ears will still be attached to it).
I advised my Governor to use Broom and sweep away most of the people around him constituting nuisance, adding no value and serve as everlasting decadence, so that he may add value and redemption with the last 2 years in office, but he paid no mind to it , that way the ills keep degenerating and we the stake holders with STICK finds it difficult to keep quiet because odiniru Umuanyi ga aju anyi ajuju(Posterity will demand from us what we did to circumvent the decay in future).
The Governor may have bright ideas in his head but his executors interprete it as channels of mass extortion, and what we know is the delivery and never the good intentions which brings me to the current COVID 19 FUND RAISING in Anambara, which fell like breast that raised 8 Boys, not even Miracle will make it stand again because Ara Dara Ada adago(A fallen breast remains fallen if you remove the crutches holding it up) .
People may have soft spot but they are not fools and they have memories too.
After the Ochanja Inferno, the Government raised such Fund raising account and Ndi Anambara donated generously into it, then Government issued Cheques but wait a minute people started shouting, crying that the Cheques bounced like Football, not FIFA STANDARD but the type we used as Children called Health, we used it to play "Ball you, also Play" I challenge you take one post ", that was the days Football has respect, not now they have Video assistant Referee VAR that makes Match dull and irritating, those days, we play High Goal, we play over stone, we even have what we call" A Fish in the Lawn"(When a Human that is not playing walk pass the playing field and you are loosing, you shout, A fish in the lawn.. Okwu Agwu).
That Football size 4 was the in thing, if you did not play it, then when we talk just move back and listen... Moving back from digression..
After that Ochanja and Bouncing Cheques many people michalu Noda, but I put on my thinking Cap and made some dangerous conclusions which led me to think that it was so because the affected are mostly Boys from the South and Central and they are not entitle to settlement.. But we moved on...
Now CONVICT 19 or is it Covid 19 has never entered the state and we want 1 Billion to handle it, which made me to ask.. What do we need that money for, since there is no known Vaccine for it, no known cure and no know prevention which provides Isolation and quarantine which the Government refused to give out even one piece of Yam or provide some cushion, so what do we actually need that 1 Billion Naira for?.
We are in isolation, which means a slash in Security Vote and or total voiding of it, that way the Fund can be channeled toward whatever measure that is needed for the Convid that will never touch Alaigbo, same way the Plague was made for Egyptians as it passed over the Isrealites, so shall this CORONA pass us..
OK, they will say for Face Mask, right?..
Which makes me to remember the Face mask Anambara state Government wants to share, the Mask was displayed by unfortunate SA to the Governor who is also working for ex Senator, working for NNEWI MAN who they said has Capacity, also working as Lecturer at COOU, meaning he is Jack of all trade but the truth is that he is completely empty, anyway moving on, he wore the Mask because they consider him irrelevant and something to be used and insult COOU, as people will say "How can a lecturer approved to wear this face mask with multiple colored painting that is hazardous to health?".
The Government should know that Face Mask shouldn't be painted because the Ink goes right into the nose and down to the brain, forcing Toxic down the brain of the wearer, which means the person does not need Corona to kill him because the paint used on printing the Mascot of the Governor will do the damages, besides, one can only wear Mask for 6 hours and dispose it, so why Share a mask that people will wear one for all the days of the isolation which is quicker way of conducting Germs into the lungs?..
Why not advise people to use handkerchief, so they can wash it every night and wear it the next day, but I digress again...
My state started another Fund raiser and I smiled and say to one of my friend , no person from AGULERI will Donate into that Fund, but be rest assured that after it is raised, the managers and benefactors are those who never donated nor cared how it was raised.
Lo and behold not even one person from the state was sick to fall the second victim, then Government started manufacturing names of those who are in the Government team as Donors, so they can motivate others, but they did not know that back in the days when launching was the source of raising money, that we from South have seen this arrangements well enough where people will come call money in high numbers but won't pay a dime because they were called just to raise the Tempo.
Check any name you see on that list, they are partners of the Government..
The list is like that Idiotic list of Federal Government where they conjure list filled with IGBO Donors who never donated even penny to them,just to make us got angry with them, fa che na mmadu bu EWU.
I still insist that the Government should encourage individuals to send help to thier Villages, towns and Local Government not giving it to Government where it will be looted and the aim defeated.
This is Mkpisi Ndi Egede leaving where he is isolating to look for another isolation place, after all the warning is Isolate, it did not say, isolate in your house.
Last Born Mpa Nnukwu saying happy Quarantine, after all everything in Nigeria has Happy, from Happy New week, happy New Month and soon we will hear Happy one hour...
Ka odi go di..
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