As I hustle self out from the Joint where I dazed a few wraps of
Jamaican Scent, then I moved to a brother, friend and Jovial one, who finished Akwa Ogo and was dishing out fun and merriment unlimited in his Palatial Mansion.
I helped self with a good Plate of AHO (only Ezigbo Onye Igbo from my part of the world will understand this Rich delicacy, do not wait around for me to translate it for you, if you felt bad, you can Migrate to my part of World), the AHO was cushioned with a well seasoned Goat Leg spiced with enough akurungwa to make those who are not graded good enough for otu efere AHO to salivate and drool, but that is by the way.
As I scoop the first spoon and shove it down my Mouth, and chew with practiced and seasoned mouth of "Kama onu na eri eri ga akwusi iri, nke ne eribelo, kwulu onu" (Instead of the Mouth that has been exposed and initiated into Society of edible eater should stop eating, those who are yet to taste it may consider sacrificing theirs) and with the perfect descent of the munched UKWA down my throat, Okwuluora na Adazi who has been drooling and following the escortion of Spoon from the plate to mouth, has to beg for a plate, though I intentionally refused to warn him that, you can't eat two plates of AHO for it is dangerous to your health.
One plate is equivalent to one IGBO COW (EFI IGBO) and we know that One EFI IGBO is equivalent to one Ranch of COW from outside IGBO LAND..
So eating double ration of UKWA is crucifixion of Protein in your system, as it will be overdose in your body.
Just as I scooped the last portion with the remnant of the Cow tendon it was garnished with, I turned round to listen to what an Igbo Lawyer, a son of the Soil was saying in support with untutorted argument in defense and projection of the current epileptic Government in the Central.
The Lawyer who is a beneficiary of the current Government with his current appointment in a Federal Board, was arguing that having Buhari finish another disastrous misfortune 4 years butters our bread, whereas we know that Baba is no longer in charge of the Government as exposed by the wife in her broad day revelation.
The first Son joined ATIKULATED OBIMETRICS Campaign team, because the Son knew that his Father is no longer the President but holding brief for the Cabals.
So, the immediate family of the President has changed allegiance but our own minions thought they have a better perspective toward the same Man who can't hold respect, talkles of commanding the allegiance of his Blood and Soul.
The Loya brought a quarantined argument, which includes that..
"The Northern Elites are against Buhari, but the Tarakwas hold him in high esteem" , the Tarakwas are the Almajaris who has been living outside Poverty, who do not have the luxury of knowing the meaning of ever eating a home cooked meal, who has never paid a House rent talk less of building one, who has never paid a transport fare because such luxury are hiding from them, who has never owned a Farm or Cattle even a deformed one, who has never owned a Bank account but who the Government helped to get a PVC and none of them can read not one word written on it, but the only way they can identify theirs is by the picture imbeded.
His argument is that, Obasanjo did 8 years, Jonathan did 2 plus 4 and it totalled 14 years, whereas the North did 2 plus 4 and if ATIKU will do another 8, then it will balance the scale.. He said, that is why the Northern Elites favored Atiku.
Then he argued that it will favor Ndigbo if Buhari should do another 4 years and give it back to South, then if Yoroba came into dragging it, we will know if we are not part of this Nation...
I have heard enough, I wondered how somebody will retain this one on any case with this archaic argument?.
Infact, I reasoned that if one hires this one to argue a case of wrong Parking, he will make the Judge hang the person to MURDER..
As I moved to get the Mic which he used in Vomiting that obsolete, Mumbo Jumbo, warped and nauseating argument, he quickly rush off because outside me, every other Igbo sitting around was raising Hell and wanted his Balls on a platter...
Now I know why we should not send our Children to study in the North again, for this Charge and Bail to have studied Law in ABU ZARIA, they must have taught him SHARIA LAW instead and he reason in Awusa as well, which might be responsible for his poisoned reasons.
How can a Loya even charge and bail ask one to Vote for a man whose Wife and Son said has lost it, has no more value to lead.
A man whose family defected not in the closet but in the open and glaring.
I wonder why anybody should talk about 2023 when it is obvious that we can't have an existing Nation that will last that long with same people heading it.
2023 is not a Mirage but epileptic session, Convulsion that will blast the living daylight off our checkered history and place Nigeria in a Misfortune that we may never recover from.
Nigeria is a Tripod Nation, but they preferred to give us a butchered one which they called NORTH, SOUTH, EAST AND WEST meaning things can only be shared 4 ways, but they coined a new way to bring in CON into play, they created a Divide which they align with 3 Most advanced Tribes including IGBO the most populated of the entire Tribes in Nigeria, if we bring into bearing our magnificent population in all Towns, states in Nigeria.
Not to talk about Africa and World in General where we have a pronounced and visible presence.
Ndigbo outside having greater Population than the remaining 2 Tribes weaved together with us in this abominable marriage, we also enjoy God given wealth and not only do we prosper, we live life of affluence, we build Palace instead of houses in any of our abode or say dwelling place , we cruise the best Cars in town and where ever we set out eyes for development, be in Swamp or Dessert, we simply build up the Swamp and turn it to VGC and we build Oasis in the Dessert and that brought us another Catalogue of hatred,making case and meaning to that Igbo saying "AKU bu Ilo" (Wealth brings enmity ".
The Yoroba Tribe that are scared of the Violent Nature of the North, it makes them to align with them against Ndigbo, though hating us since the Politics of 1960 between Nnamdi Azikiwe VS Obafemi Awolowo paved way of breeding Complex and insecurity, which helps making them to always trying to make us bleed to remove the Stars in our Sky, but as an Igbo saying provides "Aka Ekpuchi Onwa", then coming out of the digression..
The North simply allowed the British to coarse her elders with Warped and crooked arguments on how Ndigbo will make complete dominance and leave them on landlocked Caliphate, which is a fear created by the British to promote hatred and acrimony, as in reality, the North is not as Dry and Dessert prone like UNITED ARAB EMIRATE (Dubai) which today is one of the greatest tourist Zone with created Water ways, created Oceans that sail Ships and created Vegetation,today Dubai rocks under great leaders and managers, while we decline with speed of light.
Coming off the digression, the likes of that CHARGE and Bail Lawyer believe that his personal stomach plastering superceded that of entire Igbo race and he may have been afflicted with Ear problem that made him wants to be heard but hates to hear a counter, he wants people to buy his puerile arguments but refuses to hear a counter that may brush off his ignorance and jaundiced perspective.
For the record, nobody should be worried about IGBO TURN or Awusa turn and Nay Yoroba turn in providing good Governance , that is not relevant now, we have sinking Nation and what we need now is people who can salvage us from the impending misfortune and Recession to dearth.
Currently on the Line up for the Job of leading this Nation, it is only PETER OBI known as the ROCK of Leadership and Atiku Abubakar the ODINANWA Jide AKU of ADAMAWA are the only set that have been tested, vetted, trusted and have the impeccable charisma to stir us right and through, after that, we then can talk of Zoning, but now the Sinking Ship need to be set right and ashore.
Nigeria is not even qualified to be called a third World Country, we are yet to get the basics right if we go in contrast with TOGO, GHANA, BENIN REPUBLIC and any of our immediate neighbors...
Despite the fact that we have stupendous and Stupid wealth, but translating our resources to sources has been a great problem with our tired and retired leaders.
A week today, we will head to the polls, we have our faith in our hands, we have the chance to play god, we have the Mandate to change from bad to good, twisted to righted, we have the privilege of changing the confused Government to the Focused and assured..
Go to that Polling Unit and Vote for PDP through and through, for they said that PDP was corrupt, but we want that kind of corruption that will leave our Rice at 7K against 18K the "Most Corrupt" left it at.
We want our Naira exchange once again at 160 to Dollar as against the 370 at the hand of the "Most Corrupt".
We want food on every table as it was, as against the chronic poverty we have now.
Thank you as you join the real humans that wants a better today and thriving tomorrow..
No more living in bondage.
This is Mazi Odera POg Jogging around Coppers Lodge Mbaukwu, while waiting for MAMA Nnenna to bring her Wheelbarrow that brings the best of Breakfast with Nnenna pushing the Barrow , I want to feel the combo of Rice, beans, plantain, Supergetti, Moi Moi, boiled Yam lumped in my plate, decorated with OFE Akwu colored with Ukwu anu, round about, Shaki, Cow Tongue, Kpomo with just a lump of Fresh Fish, Fried Fish then settle it down with Small Stout and Yogurt as assurance.
I truly wants to watch what I eat, very light breakfast helps you stay fit and focused for the day.
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