Saturday, September 3, 2022

 Honorable Commissioner for Chieftancy affairs Anambra, Hear me by Mkpisi ndi Egede.


Pericoma said "Nwata bulu nmanwu Uzo, ya na oso, nmanwu bulu ya Uzo, nkwukwu ezue ya aru  " (When a Child trot ahead of Masquerade, the heart will be thumbing Sporadically, but if it was the Masquerade that is in front, the Child will be sweating confusion).


Nwanne, you have the mantle to restore ife anyutolu na the Last Government, where they desecrated the traditional stools of the land, they pissed on the Tea Cups of the gods with askance(Fa aga eme gini) , they did not know that the gods takes thier revenge slowly but painfully and when the gods deal, if they forgot a lesson, they always come back to maximize.


Almost all the kings, PG elected during Akpokue tenure were Politically arranged or truncated to suit what APGA as Political party had in mind, we cried because we know na posterity is a bitch and they paid deaf ear to the cries of the people over the bastarduzation  , but any initiate know na oburo ebe agbaru Agu Egbe, ka ona Ada, onye dolu Odi na ani nkwukwa, ekwe si kwe ya Ike (It's not the spot one shoot a lion, he lay dead.... He who went on might measurement contest with the gods, should have a very strong Testicle) .


Now a new Sherif is in town, but I haven't paid more attention to what goes around your office, only that yesterday I was in the Forest of AWA, a small Town na Orumba to witness the Conjugal of the gods and the goddess, I was there as the Scribe of the gods to record the mating and show the stars the Conjugal timing, also to write off any repercussions on humanity because in spiritual realm, they believe that what is writing is sacred and write a Human defence and they held it sacred.. 


 That was when AGBALAKAIBEYA asked me, Mkpisi why should Commisioner for Chieftancy affairs Hon Nwabunwananne  wearing his loin cloth to spar with the gods on UMUOMAKU tradition stool ?. 


Onye si ya nyua na obu na ani, onye si ya Kuba Igba ndi Eze, ojukwolu ase? (Who ask him to excrete that the ground is not sacred?.. Who ask him to dance the Drum beat of the Kings (Deities), didn't he verify before embarking?). 


I said I wasn't aware and he said, je jua ase and I actually did (I was worried because of the music of the CAN'T that was playing on the background which said "Ibum na OKPA, ifu mgba Anya" (When you dive my leg, you expirience a fight of the gods) and I learnt that you want to compel them to hold election for the Igwe before the end of SEPTEMBER 2022, and even the Primaries you asked for, you abolished it because it seem your person is out of the loop, as if you want to anoint a candidate of your choice .


Nwanne, traditional installation are the mandate of Ndi echichi of the Town, your duty starts when they fix a date, you will send observers, not to force or coax them into holding election Maka imeghelu Ewu odinani, ichuba. 


Anyway the gods are angry because they still have unburied Igwe of Umuomaku and you want to circumvent the traditional rituals of sending the Igwe to his ancestors before installing another, well they said, if you think you have grown enough Gonads to wrestle the gods, that you should bring it on, akam adiro ya, but one thing you should take to bank is that Abum Mkpisi Ndi Egede, buru Dibia Onu Ike adiro agbalu Ekperima afa, also a great Diviner that plays the flute of the gods and dance the igbadirigba of the Living and i day the minds of the gods before sitting at the Bank of DODORIDO waiting to be consulted for a solution that will be needed after the Gene may have escaped the bottle, which in most cases is like chasing the wind .


Don't enforce that election, so you don't provoke what you can't contain in the spirit world, know it that you can't best the gods and you can't beat them.


There are towns in Anambra that has Vacancy in thier stools, which if you want to enforce you start with them, places like..



1) Mgbakwu did the last Ofala of their Igwe in 1996 and till today, they have not been forced by the Government to elect a new Igwe!


2) It is Over 15yrs that Isuaniocha did the last Ofala of their late Igwe till today Government have not forced them into election of a new Igwe.


3)It is past 20years that Igwe Agbudu died, till today Government have not forced them to do igweship election!


4) It is nothing less than 5years now since Igwe Igboukwu died and till today Government have not forced them into the igweship election.


5) Amaokpala have spent over 15yrs without Igwe yet the government have not forced them into having igweship election.

6) Nri

7) Amawbia

8) Igbariam

9) Nteje

10) Oba

11)Ikenga

12) Nkerehi/Umuchukwu 

13) Amesi

14) Onneh

15) Ogboji

Etc


Finally, May I inform you na I don't tell onye dalu ibi ya akwuna Aja, because when a man with Elephantisis of the scotrum choose to scale a Fence, I won't be the one to heave the swollen and abandoned bag over to him.


Just follow the ordinance of Towns tradition, don't create one as the gods do not respond through WhatsApp or call anybody through Mobile Phone, they simply send spiritual summon and there is no bail out once it is called .


Happy Sunday as I move with my Ekpere na Abu tucked under my armpit as I am heading to Church to Chant like ezigbote Mmadu, but after service, I may start throwing punches on the air just because there is no enough meat in my Stew.


I am Mazi Odera POg JP and I come in peace. 

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