Wednesday, September 14, 2022

 LESS THAN 100 DAYS IN OFFICE, DR DATTI VISIT LONDON by POg.


After they have taking Nigeria from the list of Outcast nation to the Nation to behold in less than 90 Days in office , the Vice president of Nigeria Dr Yusuf Datti went to London on a business visit.


Landing at Heathrow Airport with AIR PEACE Passengers Flight, there are Convoy staged at the Tarmac from Buckingham Palace as the King was expecting to meet a member of the Tested Government, a turn around situation that is giving Western world goose pimples and setting thier teeth on edge, especially after they drilled some sense into the British delegation that went to refresh the business as usual deal they had with Nigeria and met a brand new detailed Government, which they tucked tail like a Chiwawa and made a permitted Escape .


The Convoy was as never seen before in  London, maybe to placate the new Enigma, but the VPD joined the queue quietly heading to immigration, and as the UK CUSTOM saw him walking with his traveling bag, they rushed and escorted him through the VIP path and with smiles they told him  "The King sent Convoy to get him from the Aircraft " and he said that he don't want to miss the queue and Immigration reserved attitude meant for Nigerian Passport Holders and he cut them short from replying as he told them that he has transport arranged by Nigerian Mission to London, as the Custom Head said in correction which they are typical with "You mean Nigerian Embassy in London?", Our VPD said, yes former EMBASSY which may turn to mission if the discussion that will follow did not go well and he left the distraction called Welcome committee and headed to Taxi Rank even as the Embassy Limousine are waving to him and 3 embassy Staff running after him, he turned and say.. Be going to the embassy, I will meet you up, just want to have fill of the City  without distraction and I need to clear my head and focus. 


The VPD decked in Local Bubariga took the Taxi straight to 10 Downing street to see the Prime Minister, who was shocked that it is unafrican to enter Downing unannounced and straight from Airport without getting to Hotel to Chill and enjoy life a bit, which gave them full knowledge of what the African leaders want as the Hotel will be bugged even the toothbrushes are bugged and micro cameras all over the rooms and any form of transportation they provided.


As our VPD and the Prime minister shook hands and muttered greetings , Dr Datti said to him, my President send me to come and know WHY LONDON is yet to bring the AUDIT reconciliation committee as we demanded during the visit of British Trade Mission that came to Abuja.


The Prime Minister call for his trade Secretary to enter the meeting, and VPD DATTI said in a tone of a lecturer "Sir, I came here to meet you and not to be handed over to another, if it is case of secretary, we can as well send Delegation, but as it is, we need to deal this at the Echelon".


Having shaking and stirred the emotion of the Prime minister like a Whiskey mixed with Lemon, he said to the VPD, give me time let me discuss with my Team and I will get back to you, can you join me for Lunch so we can discuss this?


That was when Yusuf Datti stood up, with poker face and say to the PM, after you finish discussing with your team, I advise you come and see us, because we have a brand new Policy on INTERNATIONAL relations and we are frantic to curb the Virus that has eaten deep into our curves and we have a time limit to do that.


The PM simply said, okay will be at your embassy at Dinner time, by then our VPD has reached the exit door of the place and he turned and with a Voice that was laden with ice, he said to the PRIME MINISTER, I won't be at the Embassy.. And the PM say don't worry, we come to the Hotel and the VPD said same way a lecturer will lecture a Dullard, I am heading back to NIGERIA because my Boss like to Hear Bad news when it is fresh, so I am heading Back to the Airport to join CHANCHANJI AIRLINE that is landing now at STANSTEAD AIRPORT.


As the VP is in a taxi heading to airport, he said under his breath, this Government is bent to be respected and we have resolved to change perspective on AFRICA toward those who should account for all African monies they held in thier Bank, but we take them one after the order.


As the VPD boarded the airline, it was on record that many Nigerians, especially PROFESSIONALS are heading back home to be part of the great and innovative Government that reduced the strength of Pounds sterling to 50 pounds changed to 100 Naira and 100 Dollars to 119 Naira.


He was happy as Many Nigerian airlines are landing in London, not with Nigerians heading to exile but with Nigerian traders coming to sale ABA made Shoes, Ground Nut oil processed in Kano, Coffee produced in OYO and each of the trader chattered a plane to carry his wares.


Shockingly, the VPD paid the Taxi drivers with the brand new minted Naira which was printed at Nigerian Minting and printing press Lagos as the New Government swear that everything about Nigeria will be proudly Nigeria, as the President said in one of his tweet, if we can print our money overseas, we can as well return the Colonials to continue as it showed we are DEPENDENT, also the VPD paid for the made in Nigeria Zobo he took at the coffee shop at the Airport as Naira has become a Legal Tender worldwide. 


When the Plane was taxing to take off, the VPD sent a Text to President PO telling him that he will stop over at ABUJA and take Road to visit NIGER Republic to finalize the return on investment we have with them from the past Government, in less than 5 minutes the President replied that He himself is at AFLAWO BORDER going go Ghana with his Driver to treat the case of NIGERIAN MISSION land Space which Ghanaians encroached in the last Government, the President explained that the Brick layers he assembled is at site and he wants to be around to make sure that the blocks bought did not get misappropriated. 


Next week, we shall report as we are still investigating the case... Nigeria rebuilding UKRAINE and refused to be paid back even if they can, saying that we must change the face of humanity. 

The caption of the story we had in mind is.. NIGERIAN COMPETENT GOVERNMENT change the COLONIAL TIDE.. stay tuned 


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