Monday, June 10, 2019

Analyzing the incoming...

Another Legislative Caucus Formed with defective tentacles by Mazi Odera POg JP.

Before you complain that this is lengthy, you should know that great things don't come in one sentence..

 To get a  Tuber of yam, you have to dig, to get a good Corn, you have to start peeling off the Covers, to even eat a nice food, you have to take out time to process, so to read a good piece, you have to read from beginning to end.. 

This is what will make my old man to Chuckle and say "Onabu di onye kwue eziokwu, asi si Jide kugbue?" (is it when one say the truth, they demand for his head on a platter or even on clay plate?).

My Old woman when you piss her off, she will say "Odebe kwana Ukwu ka osi amu ejima" (She have position her waist same way she will begat twins).

Giving that our democratic leaders have posed as usual, they have started again on the path that always lead us into Nma di nko, Adi isi, nke di isi Adi Nko (The Knife with handle is pure blunt and the Sharp one is without handle. 

I ask, okwodi Mmadu nwe Ogodo Ewu na Ata?. Must we continue to do things the wrong way and expect the right things to take shape from wrong applications ?. 

Even if our Leader are shameless, I Mazi Odera POg JP hereby donate my own shame to them, oginidi? 

Certainly I will like to borrow a quote from a Sage, an Oracle and a Leader with all qualifications but with Ethnic disdain, I want to borrow a phrase from VPD Peter Obi (Vice President Delayed), the question he introduced when he ventured into political field, that was in 2003, the Era Anambra State was the worst thing ever seen, the home of the filth, the base of Mpu na Aghugho, the Home for all decadence and yet the State that produced the likes of DR NNAMDI AZIKIWE, GENERAL CHUKWUEMEKA ODIMEGWU OJUKWU, SIR LOIUS OJUKWU, CHINUA ACHEBE the man whose oratory and scriptal prowess are yet to be matched, the likes of Dora Akunyili, the state that breed intellectuals and Mega Rich men, but was under the captivity of Urchins, we once lived in Chronic bondage and which forced Peter Obi when he was unknown and with Voice of a Lady, that was when he came out wearing T shirt that cost not more than the Price of Handkerchief, which made people including me to ask Onye nkea osikwa ebe maputa (Where did this one jump out from?). 

As he stepped out without any charisma or fanfare, he ask the question I want to borrow now, even though I don't need to ask for his permission (He can give you free wisdom, Advises and quotes that is unprotected, but do not try it With his or Collective Money, as he has a nature that deals with that with accurate precision) , he ask and I provide "ARE WE CURSED OR WE ARE THE CAUSE?".. 

I have to pose that question to Nigeria as a Nation, we have the most Mineral deposit in the entire World, infact the money stolen from our land is what is holding Nations like Swiss and other Banking heavens and yet in midst of plenty we are hungry, we are standing at the middle of Crystal Spring and we are thirsty to point of exhaustion.. 

Truly something terrible is in the air we breath or we can simply agree that NKITA si na Ndi nwelu Ike Amaro ano (A Dog is regretting that those with Buttocks don't know how to use it to enjoy sitting). Moving on to the treat of the day.. 

Okwo Ana asi na oria ezuro Oke, asi onye dara Ibi, ka oto afo? (While they ration  ailment, those with Elephantiasis of the scotrum will be angling to take added swollen stomach).

As I was crying that Nigeria is about to eat the Cashew of recession once again, and this period is with the Shells intact, making it excruciating agony, because we are not planning to come out of recession, after all there is nothing on ground to suggest we have a different vision about a progressive Nigeria or the one that has hope of moving out of the Crucifix. 

Infact, I will be shocked with awe if the appointment of Ministers are real professionals who are qualified, as my Uncle will say with his satirical sarcasm "Ama Nwa na Eje, Mba rifo nri" (We know the child that will represent without dishing out shame).

We choose to shove Round Pole into a triangular Hole, not as if we don't have Round and fitting Poles, but because something must have eating our senses or we pace faster than the gods and they allowed us to suffer the consequences of our NZUZU, but I digress.. 

Since building of a Nation takes men and women with qualifications, not academically but with proof of Did and Deeds, those who can say with absolute assurance "Go to my place of work or where I worked prior and judge with my record", What we have in Nigeria is.. 

Playing Naija bet with our Future, little wonder that Dubai Prince said and I quote "Nigeria is far richer than all ARAB countries put together , but the difference is that Arab has leaders but Nigeria have looters".

Since we can comfortably agree that the First Tier of the Government was and is a mistake, then the Judiciary is even worse than NEPA, the Judiciary seems to be more confused than even Motor Park where they have lay down rules of does and don't and abide by it with absolute royalty. 

Ok, we have lettered men and women who shall be sworn in as Senators and House of Representatives members today, but the horrible trouble is that the leadership seems to be Tufiakwa all though.. 

The ones that are lobbying or brandishing are those who one wonders, how did they even become a Senator in the first place?.. 

Imagine Gbajabiamila as Speaker, the same man who sold his God, Mailed Jesus back to Cross and Nailed him again this time with 9 inches Spike nails, just because he wants to be the Speaker. 

I am sure that Peter denied Jesus 3 times, but repented,, Gbajabiamila did not only deny Jesus, he sold him like Okuko mgbu Okuko, who knows the kind of shame that was in heaven the day he changed his role as Elder in CHURCH ON THE ROCK to Turbaned Muslim that went to Mecca.... 

That move would expose that he is not planning to work, not planning to be fair, not planning to check mate the Government, he simply sold anything that may have been left at his chest on the alter of Shameless Armagadon.

Infact, the Tenure of Gbajabiamila will break every record of mediocre in Governance. 

Then the Senate is another Tufiakwa, why can't they come to the House and elect on free, fair and transparent Platform on who becomes the Speaker, that way the good ones will vie, they will get to convince others with the content of the brain and the hard truth is that even the Senators knows the Veterans, the astute ones and those who can do the job with finesse but choose to be inactive and dormant, emesia they will come back and ask for our votes again and we give them again... Kam nukwa ya ozo... 

Not to boast or gainsay, but the only reason one buys Gold is to flaunt it, if you wear Gold and hide it under your Turtle Neck sweater then you are Human mistake.

So because we have it, I shall flaunt it, Infact I put out a wager, can  somebody out there show me any Senator that can BEST, Senator Uche Ekwunife representing Anambra Central who the gods refer to as Captain of South East Senators?.

Let the person tell me the areas he drew the conclusion and let me provide why I think she is Miles ahead, I have a slogan that goes with me.. Show me bu gosim.. . 

If Nigeria truly desire moving Forward, we know that she is over qualified to be the Speaker or they can reduce her to Deputy Speaker, but I am talking about a Nation that wants to grow, not the one that enjoy living in Coma and purgatory. 

Show me another among those political Misadventures that is half as qualified as Hon Chris Azubuogu in the House of Reps ?, but this great potentials are seating at the crowd, while the nation glorify self with Mace snatchers and rascals, when that kind of people led the 8 Senate and House, do we expect any kind of positive Vibe?iyasikwo... 

For sure, posterity will always remember that Mazi Odera POg JP cries all the time and paid some prices for it, so Posterity will be kind to me and my Generation after all, etigom Okpo, sa aka.. 

Though we have some Crayfish selling Mistakes from East of the Niger that dance around as legislator, then also some speech Impeded, tenses challenged on same , but I think and know we have most able Legislators as well, those who can help and restore some iota of pedigree to the absurdity we call legislation.

If truly Nigeria wants to move out of this Path to perdition, we need to start now to wash ourselves with Hyssop and Bleach, get rid of this Partisan appointments.. 

Give positions to able and competent hands... 

Then we can start seeing a Nation in Limbo moving out of the Coven. 

Mazi Odera POg JP enjoying a very Hot Akamu spiked with Honey, a Cup of Yogurt, a Glass of TIGER NUT, 3 SPOONS OF GARLIC and Ginger... Plantian porridge with Fried Plantian, just few slices, some Fried Yam, only one portion of MOI MOI with Local Egg inside, then Beans decorated with Fried Egg and small Stew of goat Meat, isi EFI with Kpomo and Round about...

A bottle of Medium Stout to Hold it down just incase it has different ideas for my tummy...

After that, I Jogging from OKA to AMANSEA toward Ebenebe and back to OKA, I am keeping excessive Fit this days.. 

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