Friday, May 11, 2018

A must Read to Married Ladies

Friday NWANYI noduru okwu by Mazi Odera POg 11/05/18

Having left the joint behind Ukwu UKPAKA at Ezinato, heading toward my Car ,I saw JULIONA hiding behind the shrub even with all the mosquitoes buzzing with anger, the danger of provoking the scorpions that dwell long enough in such environment to make them sting first and ask if EMZOR Pharmacy is working or not or the Snakes that prefer to hide under the shrubbery to shade skin and wait for bush rats.. 

Then i ask her ,,JULI,, ogini ka ina epioghari na ofia ?(Why are you sneaking around in the shrub JULI?)  ...that was a mistake on my side,  for she opened up her typewriter mouth and in 2 minutes she have filled 40 Pages oral report , but what interest me is that she suspects, sorry, she said that NURSE told her that Ifeoma told her that Nkechi told Ifeoma that she heard AGBAMMA telling Ugomma that her Husband (Daniel)  was sighted with a Lady going to the joint, so she came to witness it and not hear say... 

I sat her down on the trunk of that Mango tree and ask her, what will you do if you actually caught your Husband with a lady outside your matrimonial home or say in this joint? 

She said "I will show him madness, I will teach him lesson, I will make that house so hot for him, in fact I will show him who I am "

Then I innocently ask her, how about you saw him now and confront him and he normally and calmly introduce the Lady to you this way 
"Rose meet my First wife JULI ,, then turn to you and say JULI meet my second would be wife Rose? "...

What will you do then? 

Then he added, I never wanted you to meet her but since you have investigated and find out, it's time we address this, you know it cost me more to keep two different homes, so I will bring her home next month, so we all can live together? 

And before you finds you Tongue the CO-wife said to you "it's my pleasure meeting you and I hope we will live in peace , but ichozikwa pieces, you are welcome ".

What then will you do? 

Do not answer let me help you, you will shout "Over my dead body can you bring another woman into our house, after all the suffering, now you want to bring another to scatter it. 
Bring her into that house and we will set it on fire "

Nne, can you see that you have Automatically given him a certificate to have the second wife, in which case She might not even be a wife but because you poked your nose you have it bleed, so your defence and fight there and onward is not to allow him bring that woman into the house, and he may boldly go and meet her outside which you won't be bothered with again because your poke nosing has turn to a great threat . 

Do You see that you have used your nsokwu to give yourself a big headache? 

Why are you punishing yourself over nothing? 

Even if your Husband goes out to act, can't you see that he respects you and that is the only reason he refused to follow the tradition of our forebears that permits a man to marry a minimum of 4 wives. 

Do you know that another step you can take is to report your Husband to his parents, your parents and the Pastor? 

Say they call him and ask him and he answered them that he wants to marry many wives that you are giving him Hell ,the only thing they will do in such situation is not to bring utali and flog him, they will only counsel him on the implications of many wives ,,,can you see that what is on discuss then is not fidelity or infidelity but limiting his quest which was as a result of your active Nzuzu? 

The worst is that you can pack out of the house and that same Lady you fought will step inn and removing her may take you 40 days dry fasting and moving from prayer house to Native Doctor houses and in all nothing is guaranteed. 

Now Lady if you want to hear the truth ana kuro Mmiri, go back home to enjoy your family, if you think that your Husband is not faithful to you, then cry unto God who has the powers to redress it and I can also tell you in advance too that what you call unfaithfulness is acute stupidity we inherited from the West. 

They said one man one wife, but you can't see 1 in 1000 Marriages in the West that stayed Husband and wife for life, they marry and enjoy it for 10 years MAXIMUM,  then they separate either on mutual Basis or through Court process, the court process is just to share the wealth, that is out in the West , but in Nigeria, the court will have pity on the woman and ask her to keep her clothes ,,if she contest it aggressively she may end up badly bruised and discarded.

Back in the Bible days that brought us the concept of "MY HUSBAND CHEATED ON ME " ,they thought us that we are foolish, that the wisest man in the world is King Solomon and if he is wise with his 700 Wives which wasn't enough for his libido, he added 300 Concubines, it means we are not even worried about being wise. 

Then DAVID another love of God, one of the greatest King, not only he has many wives as provided by tradition and nature, he did not only eye another man's wife but have him murdered for the wife and that same woman later gave birth to the wisest man on earth .

ABRAHAM the father of faith married Sarah for years and he wasn't angry when Sarah married Pharaoh in Egypt, because they landed and Pharaoh saw she was beautiful and took her, the day he knew it was the wife and not sister ,he ask them to leave Egypt ,they left that same night and Bible said they lived for 20 years in Egypt

 ( Genesis 12:14-19 New International Version (NIV)

14 When Abram came to Egypt, the Egyptians saw that Sarai was a very beautiful woman. 15 And when Pharaoh’s officials saw her, they praised her to Pharaoh, and she was taken into his palace. 16 He treated Abram well for her sake, and Abram acquired sheep and cattle, male and female donkeys, male and female servants, and camels.

17 But the Lord inflicted serious diseases on Pharaoh and his household because of Abram’s wife Sarai. 18 So Pharaoh summoned Abram. “What have you done to me?” he said. “Why didn’t you tell me she was your wife? 19 Why did you say, ‘She is my sister,’ so that I took her to be my wife? 
Now then, here is your wife. Take her and go!” )....

Sarah  married Pharaoh for 20 Years ,so ABRAHAM may have decided that they will be living like Brother and Sister "NO TOUCHING BODY " but Sarah being smart if you ask me, simply gave ABRAHAM the maid, before she finish making the offer, the man has climbed and make the maid Pregnant and after that his appetite returned which made him to mount Sarah and Isaac came to be ,simple arithmetic . 

We read the Bible but choose to take only where soothe us, imagine if Joseph is a Pastor in today's church and suddenly the wife is pregnant and 21 Angels came and meet him face to face to explain that the wife is Pregnant with Holy Spirit,  he will start 40 days fasting  that witches in white clothing has been sleeping with the wife. 

He will tell Mary to get out of his house and go and marry those agents that made her pregnant, but because they are more matured, they handle things without jaundice.
That was before the advent of FACEBOOK, WHATSAPP SLAYING QUEENS..  

Now Lady, I am in haste but I have given you an advise that you can't get from any other person, I speak from the heart and I tell the truth the bitter way, so that you won't say you did not see the implications of your act. 

Finally, if you want your husband back try and bath up, can't you see how you tie unwashed wrapper projecting a flat chest even in public. 

Your hair looks like ife eji afunwu Oku,you walk like Grandma, when the man sees you nothing makes his NADIKE ogbogu to come alive and active. 

Stop always attacking him for it makes him sees you as parasite, so he love staying out.

Treat your Husband like a new catch and he will treat you like brand new chasing, but once you start behaving like atrocious reject, then you see him looking outside for something that will make him breath again. 

That was when I zoom off and after winding up my window and tune up the AC, I wondered, what does she think the Husband will say if he saw us gisting just now or somebody saw us or snap a picture of both of us together near the bush, the man may even think we just finish HARVESTING IN THE BUSH, which means that her stupidity may have turn round to become I SWEAR, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 

Mazi Odera POg heading to UGA for good Ofe onugbu with Ejuna but the price is bitter very bitter. 

Tomorrow, I will advise my meeting with Option ogbajie whose 4 Kids are not his DNA ..

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